>ANON YOO RUDDY KNOB'ND, WHY WONT YOO SHAG MAY?! CALL

>>28979719
Is that Donkey in heat?

>>28979719
>BlackPanthaa in Equestria

>>28979737
Yup.
Would you?

>>28979719
K lol

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>>28979719
aaaaaaaaaaah shutup

>>28980384
https://youtu.be/BMaUBeaiHnQ?t=44s

>>28979719
Fuck you you Scottish bitch I'll shag whoever the fuck I want.

>>28980410
>Scottish

>>28980414
>British

>>28980435
>Niggers

>>28979719
Y-yes dear

>>28979719
But I can never fuck you, Octavia. I won't be able to stop laughing.

>>28980445
>redneck

>>28981557
>HueHues

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>>28979719
>You don't ge' it dew ya? Ah've told you once, and I'll tell ya aga'n donkeh. Get ought of mah swamp!

>>28979719
>>28981955
>octavia is donkey
>anon is shrek

>>28981983
>Anon, being relatively tall and green in comparison to ancient depictions of humans, is often mistaken for an ogre by ponies.
>Anon has made it a habit to put on a shitty Scottish accent and refer to everybody as DONKEH when the mistake is made.

>>28982027
>He always smells like onions.

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>>28981955
>>28981983
>>28982027
fund it

>it was a good, day
>the sun was shining
>the birds were singing
>and you had fixed yourself a nice pot of onion and insect stew
>you lift the spoon out of the cauldron, blowing steam off of the liquid before tasting it
>that's some good stew
BOOM BOOM BOOM
>someone was knocking on the door
>you don't get many visitors, mainly because you live in a earthen hut innawoods
>but yer mum always taught you to be nice to people
>you straighten your tunic and go to open the door
>there are six little donkeys staring up at you
>"WOW! I didn't think ogres really existed!" exclaims a pink one.
>ogre, what?
>"Eugh, this place is absolutely fowl," remarks a white one.
>rude
>Suddenly, a purple one speaks, "Hello, my name is Twilight Sparkle."
>"We've been getting complaints of an ogre living in this forest."
>ogre?
>you're not a goddamed ogre
>just a guy who enjoys living in the forest

>>28982119
Brilliant

>>28982119
Point out that the rude one must be the ogre and close the door.

>>28982119
"Ogre? I ain't an ogre," you say.
>"WOW! I didn't know ogres could talk!" the Pink One interjects.
>The Purple One continues, "Well, of course you are, your skin is green, you live in a mud hut-"
>"And you stink!" the Pink One says.
>"Don't be so crass, Pinkie darling," replies the White One.
>how hypocritical
>"What? You're the one who said his place is fowl!" the Pink one retorts.
>you're goddamned right she said that
>"Quit yer bickerin', you two," says an Orange Donkey.
>"Umm, maybe you guys should let Twilight speak..." a Yellow Donkey mumbles from behind the others.
>"Well, first off, I ain't an ogre," you repeat.
continue?

>>28982119
And official soundtrack for this green

SOOOOOOOOOME

BODY ONCE TOLD ME

>>28982168
>>28982119
>No angry chav Octi
Hm

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>>28982168
Yes, I really like the direction

>>28982178
it's based on this >>28982027 post

>>28982178
That comes later.

>>28982168
Do it

>>28979719
>KNOB'ND
How do you say this and what is the 'nd short for? I know knob is slang for penis, though.

>tfw you realize you're writing a shrek/mlp crossover fanfic
you fags seem to be enjoying it, though
>>28982168
"And second, I live in this place because I like it here," you say, before adding, "and what's the matter with my skin, you're all pink n' orange n' blue n' such!"
"Also, please leave if all you're gonna do is call me an ogre and say how horrible me hut is!"
>you didn't mind visitors, but if they were just gonna call you an ogre and insult your home
>your old man built this place with his own hands, and you weren't gonna let some donkeys call your hut fowl
>"Well, we're here to take care of an ogre problem, and you fit the description: smells like onions, green skin, mud hut, et cetera," the Purple One says.
"What're you gonna do? Evict me? I've lived here for 20 years."
>"No, we're going to kindly ask you to stop terrorizing the ponies who live near this forest."
>terrorizing?
>you haven't terrorized anyone lately, you don't think
>this is some grade a bullshit
>more like donkey shit, on second thought
"Look 'ere, donkey, I haven't terrorized nobody, you six're the only visitors I've gotten in years."
>"Donkey?"
"That's right, donkey."
>"I'll have you know, I'm no donkey."

>>28982249
It's late, if you fags want more, bump the thread.
If there's a lack of interest and the thread dies without a care, I'll vanish

>>28982276
Pencils the post

>>28982390
Not really, he seemed to grasp English.

SOMEPONY ONCE TOLD ME
THE FRIENDS IS GONNA ROLL ME
I AINT THE GREENES GUY ON THIS PLACE
SHE WAS LOOKING KIND OF DUMB WITH THIS WINGS AND HER HORN
IN A SHAPE OF THE "I" ON HER FOREHEAD

WELL, THE MARES START COMMING AND THEN DONT STOP COMMING
WISH TO COME HOME ISNT NOW SO MUCH STUNNING
DIDNT MAKE SENSE NOT TO TRY TO GET LAID
TALK TO THEM ONCE AND YOU FALL FOR THIS BAIT

SO MUCH TO DO, SO MUCH TO WRECK
SO WHATS WRONG WITH DOING THE MARE ONCE?
YOU'LL NEVER KNOW IF YOU DONT GO,
YOU'LL NEVER FAIL IF YOU DONT GO

HEY MAN, YOURE ANON NOW,
THEY ALL NAKED, CAN YOU SEE?
HEY NOW, ALL AROUND YOU, ISNT THIS PLACE DREAM TO BE?
ALL THIS PONIES WILL LOVE YOU
BUT U ARE A FAG, AREN'T YOU?

I dont know why i did that.

>>28982249
more

>>28979719
>Rape her mouth

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>>28982401

>>28979719

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_jWHffIx5E

Welp, it's happening

>>28983787

>>28981285
"Go on, my son! Stick it rite in me minge!"
"Can't we - make out a bit first?"
"You wot, you wot? Wot are ya, a poof?"
"I'm... not ready."
"Wot, yoo not got a stiffy yet? Fakkin' 'ell, we int got orl nite. 'Ow about rubben me crotchtits for a bit, that do it for yer?"
"Well..."
"Carm on you fakkin' bender! I ent 'ad a shag since larst toosday, get that willy up and starting pauhndin' me vage wiv it willyer?"
"Oh..."
"Stone the fakkin' crows, yer gorn completely limp now intcher? Wot a waste of fakkin' time. Yer got a fag at least?"
"I don't smoke..."
"Fakkin' pedo - I'm gunna see Rainbow Dash, at least she knows 'ah to lick carpet!"

I see what you mean, Anon.

>>28984416
kek

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>>28981285
Yor fakkin' loss, m8!

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>>28982599
them pony thighs man

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>>28985427

>>28985873
Unf for days

>>28981568
>mememen

Page 9 bump

>>28987832

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>>28985873
>going down

>>28979719
remember love, the safe word is "Brexit"

>>28985873
Do chavs keep their twats clean?

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>>28988807
I sincerely doubt it. They might sluice them out with a bottle of Lambrini now and then.

>>28979719
u wot?

>>28987832

>>28989300
That's hot

>>28987003
>tumblereen

>>28979719
Britbong tavi thread back?

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>Ah, those English. So uncivilized.

>>28991774
>9gaggers

>>28991982
Yes

>>28992728
I am pleased.

>>28992091
>redditors