Twilight tells me that you've been sexually harassing

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>>28974677
Probing their minds to obtain their knowledge is hardly harassment

>>28974677
>She says as I am touching her secretaries butt.
>"I have no idea what you are talking about."

>>28974677
All I did was put my dick in them.
What's the big fucking deal?

>>28974677
I'd have a hell of a time not patting every single pony in Equestria on the butt. No sexual, just a hearty pat on the butt. Like. I pretty much have to.

>>28974677
>Sitting in a dark lit room
>One light in the centre of the room
>Celestia and Luna sit in the shadows just beyond sight, the only reason I know they are here is because I recognize their voices.
>They had been at this for three days, the whole time not letting me get a blink of sleep.
>Not that I'd want to anyway, I'd still be at the mercy of Luna, and without Celestia to calm her if she got out of hand.
>"Answer the question anonymous, lest we resort to much more effective methods of interrogation"
>Luna's voice drips with anger.
Hmmm
>"What was that?"
Hmbbre
>"Speak up, we can not make out what you are saying"
Can I have a glass of water?

>>28974677
"Are you deaf? I've been hitting on your sister for the past five minutes."

>>28974677
Yes, but look at what they were wearing!
Nothing.

>>28974677
You mad I haven't been paying your old booty any bongo attention sun horse?

How the hell are ear scratches sexual harassment?

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>>28975890
You do know that ear scratches drive mares into a wild lust, and just sneaking up on them and scratching the ears is wrong.
Right?

>>28974677

Calm down Celly.

Her mouth said no but harassment yes.

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>>28975900
You mean like this?

>>28974677
She said no, but my dick said yes. So it was a 1-1 vote, and I declared myself the winner of the tiebreaker.

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>>28974876
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