Where does she poop? Seriously, does she have a bucket in there,

>>28971550
DESIGNATED

>>28971555
SHITTING

>>28971550
In the woods you spoiled brat

>>28971561
STREETS

>>28971550
She's a horse.

>>28971550
She drops horseapples in mason jars, and then sells it for fertilizer.

Public restrooms when she's in town. innawoods when on the road.

>>28971550
They don't shit

>>28971567
WALMARTS

Where do horses usually poop?
Don't overthink it.

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>What if it's cold outside?
>What if it's raining?
>Does magic show horse just hang her butt out the window and let loose?
>Does she have a hole in the floor?
>Does she have a poop bag or bucket that she empties later?

Why doesn't the show address these concerns?
Fucking writers suck.

>>28971550
She poos in the loo

>>28971759
>implying unicorns can't magically empty their bowels and bladders

>>28971868
well we know that although trixie cannot teleport herself she can teleport other objects

Two words: chamber pot

why are you guys so concerned about where ponies piss and poop

>>28972635
cause no one else is gonna address it and god knows it aint gonna appear in the show

>>28971550
She stores it in barrels and sells it to AJ as fetiliser for a special field of crops that Twilight likes.

What else do you think she uses to make her fireworks?

>>28971555
>>28971561
>>28971567
Poo goes in the loo.

>>28972709
That could be something farmers do in the show.
I did an experiment once testing cow poo against horse poo to see which was the better fertilizer.

>>28972756
Which was superior?

>>28972762
They were actually pretty equal, though if I remember correctly the horse manure gave the grass a major growth spurt before mellowing out and allowing the cow manure-fertilized grass to catch up.

>>28971550
What is Starlight Glimmer?

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>>28972703
it's already appeared in the show

>>28972968
oh. well, my mistake then.

>>28971759
>Does magic show horse just hang her butt out the window and let loose?

Drive by shitting. I like it.

>>28972998
that sounds like the extreme version of drive by mooning.

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>>28973005
>forgets to open the window

Pressed ham with gravy.

>>28971550
You can't shit if you haven't eaten.

Kinda related, do the kids shit on the floor during class?If not then why the hay.

>>28973540
maybe for traction for pushing back the chairs? its kinda hard to rub two pieces of plywood together.
or maybe its just an aesthetic, idk

>>28971701
SHART
IN
MART

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"Trixie has the Great & Powerful trots.
"Can Trixie use your toilet?"

>>28974698
only if you spray the bathroom afterwards. and if you clog the toilet, you gotta unclog it, i aint cleaning up your mess.

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>>28974698
Please fill out the Crapcha first.
Let us know you're not a ponebot.

>>28971868
>Unicorn teleports away, leaves bowel contents

>>28976336
>>28971550
So that's why Trixie likes to visits Twilights castle a lot...

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>>28974755
Artificially intelligent heatwave watching your lemons.

There would be a hole cut into the bottom of her wagon. Possibly even a toilet box with a proper seat and lid, hidden in a corner of the wagon. Just like a train, poops simply fall down onto the ground, under the wagon. Gives her privacy. Then Trixie just moves her wagon down the road to a fresh spot. Later on, she'll then laugh when someone steps into her turdpile.

>>28979597
I KNEW THOSE WERENT WEIRD ROTTEN SWEET POTATOES I USED TO FIND AT THE RAILROAD TRACKS

>>28971759
>>Does magic show horse just hang her butt out the window and let loose?
Great, now I'm picturing "Pier Paolo Pasolini's My Little Pony".

You fuckers would love that.

>>28979619
Particularly if it was "Pier Paolo Pasolini's My Little Pony: Salo."

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>>28979597
>Just like a train, poops simply fall down onto the ground
Where the hell do you live that trains do that?
They've got septic tanks which get pumped out regularly where I'm from.

But agreed on the second point. Show-horse would laugh at ponies stepping in her steamy leavings.

>>28979659
Nah, I was thinking more in the lines of Decamerone or Canterbury Tales.

>>28979692
Old-fashioned trains (from the 1800s until at least the 1960s) had open holes at the bottom of a toilet. You can actually SEE the train tracks when you open the lid of the toilet. In the past, I've ridden on some narrow-gauge trains (which date from the late-1800s) where the toilets were exactly like this. Quite the surprise when you flip up the toilet seat lid. Turds just fall onto the train tracks to be dealt with by nature and various animals, birds, and insects. In third world countries, a lot of the older trains are probably still like this. I seem to recall hearing that some old buses had toilets like this as well.

>>28979695
I figured as much. It was just a joke. I only mentioned Salo because it was the most perverse and sexually extreme film Pasolini made (and that seems to fit with /mlp/).

>>28980148
Well, I suppose that Equestria, its tech level being analogous to circa 1880's in the human world, would be closer to your interpretation.

Watch your step...

>>28980176
>(and that seems to fit with /mlp/)
Only in the abuse threads.

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>>28971550
well she does have a moon on her door so I suppose the inside of her caravan is an outhouse. Since ponies squat I'd assume there is just a hole cut in the floor where ponies pee and shit.

and she just moves it when the pile underneath the wagon gets too high..

>>28972998
>Drive-by shitting
A major crime in india

She magics her poop away into twilight's general direction

>>28982550
>This

Her friends accuse her of just shutting anywhere and everywhere within her castle, Trixie enjoys her arch enemy's tears

>>28981507
Kek

Boop

>>28982550
>not just pooping on Twilight because fuck that bitch.