>"Umm....G~good evening sir or ma'am..." >"Could

>>28957713
Hmmm. What's the make on these?

Do you know the metal composition?

>>28957713
I'll take 10

>>28957713
I Can't say no to a mother.

I'll buy the lot. Tell discord I said hi.

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>>28957741

>>28957741
Gonna force this until it's beating a dead horse like Reddit, champ?

>>28957774
t. flutterfag

>>28957713
Other than spoon clothes and Twilight trying to give friendship lessons to Glimmer through silverware, have the ponies actually ever used silverware to eat with?

How are these spoons for eating squash soup?

>>28957713
I want to rub that spoon and stick it on her nose.

>>28957713
I don't have fingers Fluttershy

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>>28957713
Where are you expecting this to go?

>>28958289
She needs the extra money for childcare.

>>28958289
I'll take a wild guess. Someone to make some green or shitposters like the one above doing the work.

>>28958289

This

>>28958317
>>28957741

>>28957713
"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
>You screech at the porch normie.
>Instantly it begins to flip shit and haul ass.
>Your fat sexy frame gives chase for a whopping 50 inches before you run out of breath and have to return for your tendies.
>After 5 minutes you get back to the door and see the normie left its "Cutlery"
>You pick it up and head inside.
>After refuelling on tendies you post a thread on 4chan.
>"Quads and I'll shove these up my ass."
>Another day another top notch thread.

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>>28957713
>sir or ma'am
i identify as an attack chopper, so you need to address me appropriately.
you CIS-YELLOW SCUM!!

>>28957774
>Implying there's anything wrong with that

>>28958701
Anything wrong with being Reddit?

>>28957713
You know this or Tupperware parties might actually be Fluttershy's source of income.

>>28957713
>roleplaying
Delete this

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>>28958549
>i identify as an attack chopper

That is SO ORIGINAL, I can't wait to tell everyone on /pol/!

>>28958788
where do you think you are? This bo...site is a reddit's shitty cousin, that noone likes. And this board is proving to be more and more representative of this

>>28958970
It's not roleplaying,it's a writefag prompt.

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>>28959002

>>28957713
>sir or ma'am
Did you just assume my gender?

>>28959002
Kill yourself, no-fun-allowed retard.

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>>28959002
>Spouting old memes now constitutes as edgy

>>28957713
well i am low on forks

>>28957741
>I Can't say no to a mother.
kek
>Tell discord I said hi.

>implying discord is the father

>>28957713
Haha, reminds me of that door to door knife selling shit, Vector or Cutco, whatever it's called.

What a fucking scam.

>>28960512
Only a scam if you're a shit salesmen.
Or really believe that you're going to sell women anything but makeup door to door....

Yea....you really gotta understand your market with these things....that's lonely bored housewives.....they'll really only buy make up.....

>>28957713
>Why in fact I must inspect these spoons.
You pull out your Spoon Inspector Badge
>As you can see I'm the Royal Spoon Inspector and its my duty to inspect all Spoons!
You take a single spoon out and peer into it with a giant magnifying glass. You daintly touch it with your finger and unleash an inquisitive hmm to yourself. You take the silver spoon and place it in your mouth, inspecting its mouth feel. Suddenly a tangy, yet familiar taste strikes you.
>Aha!
You pull out the spoon and confront Fluttershy.
>This is but a Silver Plated Copper Spoon!
>Curses! I've been found out
>I apologize Madam, but I have you place you under arrest for violating Royal Spoon Laws.
>And I would've gotten away with it, if it wasn't for Inspectors of Everyday Items!
You and Fluttershy end your skit and look at Twilight, Luna, Cadence and Celestia.
>Well your highnesses? Did our skit convince you to open this bureau of Inspection?
>"Get out of my Castle Anonymous."
Celestia kicks you in the butt and you go flying into a pile of pig slop. Fluttershy chases after you.
>Ah hog slop, that was a pile of hog wash.
>I thought it was okay Anon, maybe it was just too redundant.
You give Fluttershy a muddy hug.
>Yeah maybe you're right Flutternutter.

The next day
The Doorbell rings, you get out of bed as Fluttershy rolls over.
>Coming
You answer the door and see a pony in a hat and jacket at your doorstep.
>I'm the Royal Inspector of Everyday Items, I've been asked to inspect your home.
You get down on your knees and curse the heavens.
>CELESTIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

The End.

>>28960556
heh

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>>28958549
>>28960243
>Anon proceeds to beret fluttershy for misgendering him, offending his proud heritage, and not recognizing he is capable of killing any and all with hellfire missiles and his 20 millimeter cannon but chooses not to.
>Says he'll broadcast to everypony in town how she offended him and how rude a salespony she is, unless he gets a free set of cutlery.
>Little does anon know Fluttershy is obligated by Pony business law to immediately report anons rude action lawsuit to the nearest authorities.
>Anon now has one chance to drop this or go to court and prove that Fluttershy broke the Business Friendliness Act of 783 A.N.M in a court of law.

What would you do?
Specifically would you apologize to Yellow quiet or start looking for a lawyer?

>>28960736
I'd take her ass to court.

If i'm autistic enough to get on her case about my gender then i'd be autistic enough to think that I could win this court case.

>>28957774
>until
it died in the very same thread it was created
but it's not like we can expect humour from reddit

>>28957774
Just ignore it.

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>>28960789
>Fluttershy calls in help from Rainbow.
>Rainbow manages to get Fluttershy her lawyer who helped her out that one time she was accused of murder.
>You have no money and must either except the court appointed lawyer or represent yourself.

Do you actually know anything about gender and more importantly do you know how you would convince a court that your gender pronoun is something worth being considerate for?

>>28961357
IRL.....I do know law.

But, assuming I was autistic enough to try I wouldn't be smart enough to use the law knowledge.

So this would devolve into loud autistic rants about checking privilege and trying to guilt the judge and jury into believing that I'm a victim.

Assuming that this doesn't fall flat on it's face within the first two minutes. I'd be something to watch.......