>Walking down the sidewalk >Pass by Derpy's house

>>28956119
Make a joke about her cross eyes stemming from her mention of what I was looking at.

>>28956702

>>28956119
[unzips genitals]

>>28956119
Masturbate furiously onto her face while maintaining eye contact.

>>28956119
no
>rape
yet

God, you fags sure are fags
>rape her

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>>28956119
"Heh. Yeah, something like that."
>She quirks a brow at you, and you feel her ditzy stare.
>"Oh? Whatcha mean?"
"...I mean that I like what I see."
>"Oh. Whatcha see?"
>You sigh.
"No, I was just responding to your question."
>"Which one?"
"Did I like what I saw?"
>"I dunno, did ya?"
>You drag your hand down you green quiston mark of a face with an amused groan.
"No, no, listen, Derpy. You asked me if I liked what I saw, right?"
>"Yuh-huh."
"And I said yes, right?"
>"Yuh-huh."
"But the reason I said yes, confrming that I indeed liked what I saw, is because what I saw was you, because I thought you were hitting on me."
>"Ooooh...So you liked what ya saw...and it was hitting me?"
>She purses her plush, grey lips, her golden eyes spreading further apart from each other as she brings a hoof to her chin in deep thought, an adorable scowl of concentration on her face.
>"...I don't get it."
"Sex. Do you want to have sex, Derpy."
>"No thanks! I already have one!"
"...Wha?"
>"Yeah, I got a girl sex!"
"..."
>"Ya know, like how you have a male sex?"
"What are you."
>"Am I a Muffins or Derpy?"

>>28956119
No hooves

>>28958154
Is that what you say to every girl you talk to?

>>28958168
>talking to girls

>>28958168
Don't be silly, Anon. I don't think I've ever said that to my mom.

Beware, there is black magic going on.

>>28958188

Ignore this faggot. There is no black magic going on. Dubs approves of this thread, though!

>>28958199

Wild Ride!

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>>28956119
Do a 360 and truffle shuffle away because she turned into a filthy human.

>>28956119
Say yes and ask her if I can join her in blowing bubbles.

>>28958219
You'd truffle shuffle into her you dumbass.

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>>28958243
First day on 4chan?

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>>28958223
"Can I blow your bubbles?"
>"Da fuck did you jus say? Are you hittin on me, mook?"
"Uh-what I mean is, uhhh"
>"You must be a pretty confident guy. I like that"
"Uuuuhhhhhhhh"
>"Tell ya what, big boy. Meet me inside in a few minutes, if yer man enough"
What do?

>>28958396
Run inside and trip on an ice cube.

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>>28958415
>My sides

>>28958415
Weenie

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>>28958243
>newfags