Pretend you found a magical gloryhole that leads into Equestria.

>>28955911
You would have to be a faggot to actually care about fucking your "least favorite pony". Unless you are someone who stays loyal to their waifu, then I understand.

>>28955911
>aryanne
That's ok , sex is sex after all

>>28956517
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8wA5OzCwmM

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>>28956527
Yes, i'm a jew , based on those meme about my race , a big load is going to blast through that door any minute now
Any minute now
Hehe I know it's comin'
Any...minute now
Yeah..hehe...he

>>28956578
>load of gold*

>>28955911
Considering the reason my least favourite pony is the least favourite is because he reminds me too much of myself, no.

>>28955911
I would hope to continue being celibate for my waifu, but otherwise, I wouldn't mind doing worst pony at all.

I don't have a least favorite pony

>>28955911
What do you mean by standing up against it?

I'd take a blowie from RD, but I wouldn't put my dick or tongue anywhere near those nasty crust folds.

And on second thought, I'd ask if she brushed her teeth that morning before I even let her get her mouth near my dick either.

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>>28956718
Of course she did. Rainbow is a clean pony

Are there any good gloryhole fics?

I feel like there aren't

>>28955911
>Fluttershy
Nope.
I don't like submissive mares and I'm not gonna cheat on my waifu

>>28956773
This

>>28955911
Will the glory hole break if I expand it?

Can I communicate with them on the other side?

Are we able to trade, or is the hole only permeable to my penis?

Blowjob from Snips or Snails? No thank you.

>>28957052
The glory hole is essentially an interdimensional portal, so conventional means are not going to be able to expand or break it. If you somehow figure a way out to interact with its properties, you'll probably just end up shattering part of the universe.

Only organic matter can pass through the glory hole. No, you can't cover non organic matter with living tissue to bypass this, like in the Terminator. This rule also applies for energies. You cannot see the light past the hole, unless you pop your eye out of its socket and shove it through the hole without disconnecting it from you body. Sound waves cannot pass in either direction. If you press your ear through the hole, the sounds on the other side will still stop before it hits your ear drum on this side. If you shove you lips through, the sound of your voice will stop at the barrier and not exit your mouth.

No rules against sticking your hand through and trying to write, tap, or gesture some form of communication.

>>28957422
> If you shove you lips through, the sound of your voice will stop at the barrier and not exit your mouth.
But I can still eat her out, right?

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>>28957656
Of coursh.

>>28957422
If sound waves can't pass them how can we " hear them whispering reassurances to themselves that this is a perfectly normal thing to do and that no one will find out or make a big deal of it."?

>>28957975
Something something jew magic.

>>28955911
>Zephyr Breeze
No. I don't want to get shit on my dick. If it was a blowjob, then yes.

Rarity is my least favorite out if the m6, but I do want a ring of lipstick in my dick so I'm game.

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>>28957975

>>28957422
>Communicate through morse code by tapping her clitoris
Everyone wins.

Bumparoo

>>28956664
It's Zephyr isn't it?

>>28957656
>>28957885
Noice
Gonna eat some pony puss

>>28957422
>If you shove you lips through, the sound of your voice will stop at the barrier and not exit your mouth
>Literally can't talk directly into the vagina