>"Alright Anon it's time for your daily checkup."

For the love of god it's called sleep.
Give me a break man, every day with this shit.

anon is ded
not big soup rice

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>>28944750
I'm sorry, Flutters. He's gone.

>>28944750
>Anon then jumps up and scares the shit out of Fluttershy

I want Fluttershy to give me a thorough, but not necessarily sexual physical.

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>>28944750

>>28944750
"... GAHHHH!"
>"AHHHH!"
"OH MY GOD!"
>"AHHHHH!"
"FUCKING HELL! FLUTTERSHY!"
>"AHHHHH!"
"Fluttershy!"
>"AHHHHH!"
"Fluttershy?"
>"AHHHHH!"
"..."
>"AHHHHhhhh..."
"You done?"
>"Y... yes."
"Guh. Fucking Luna."
>"Princess Luna?"
"Luna. God damned mare needs to learn when to back off... I think I almost died in my dream."
>"Oh no!"
"Eugh, sorry for freaking you out; you know, with the scream."
>"Oh, it's no problem. Now then, your check up?"
"Oh, right, that's a thing. What's for breakfast?"
>"Eggs and pancakes. AFTER your check up."
"Fine, fine... you know, my eyes are up here."

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>>28944850
>it's a green
>anon swears more than a fucking sailor
>the m6 don't give a shit

>>28944868
You get used to it after a while.

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>>28944871
>you get sick of it
FTFY

>>28944766
Fidel Castro is dead everyone. Nigga just died. Sorry to break the news to you all like this. Go fap to some dictator ponies.

>>28944753
>You've decided to crash at Fluttershy's house for the night.
>It's the most convenient choice, as you've already spent every scrap of daylight harvesting berries and fungi in the Everfree.
>Most of the ponies shorthoof you in the market anyways, but you try your best to be charismatic.
>If they had fingers to pinch with, they'd be pinching their bits harder than than you pinch your pecker.
>Greedy, racist fuckwits.

>You rap on the door with your knuckles.
>There is no noise at first— you visualize Fluttershy cowering in fear just because someone came knocking on her door so late.
>You bite your tongue, but a small giggle escapes despite your efforts.
>The door is flung open, but you're not greeted by the yellow pegasus.
>A white bunny glares up at you instead.
>Angel.

>There's a mighty stare-down, although you're the only one staring down.
>The little shit stays rooted for at least a whole minute. His face is wrinkled with fury.
>You swing your foot into his head, causing him to tumble backwards into the cottage.
"Yo, Fluttershy!" you call, inviting yourself in. You toss your fedora onto a bird cage in the corner.
>A cacophony of peeping ensues, and the cage rattles violently.
>Fluttershy peeks her head out from her door upstairs.
>"W-what's going on?"
>You stare up at her and smile dumbly. The bird cage falls over.

>>28944750
>>28944766
>"No..."
>"It can't be...Anon..."
>Inside her cottage Fluttershy stood doting next to Anon who lay on the bed.
>Recently the shy yellow equine had taken Anon in after one day finding him in the Everfree Forest.
>Surprisingly he had gotten along quite well with her other pets, and Fluttershy found him to be a charming addition to the family who spent everyday spreading cheer and making her day that much brighter.
>Unfortunately, this was not one of those days.
>"I'm sorry, Flutters. He's gone."
>The words sent a cold but incredibly sharp shiver down her spine.
>Her legs weakened and she had trouble keeping her balance
>The poor girl could barely stand up with her legs trembling so and her face amidst with tears.
>With a few sniffles and snorts, she manages to speak again
>Of course, it's not like she could say anything greater than some simple words
>Words like: ...not fair..., ...but I loved..., and ...how could... were the only words that could escape her mouth
>Again the words she heard previously echoed through her skull
>"I'm sorry, Flutters. He's gone."
>They were the worst words she had ever heard.
>At least, they would have been if uttered by anyone else.
>You had thought by now that she would catch on, but...
>You didn't mean anything by it really, just a little tomfoolery.
>But really, how dense can this pony be?
>...No, that's rude
>You should be happy that she cares this much about you.
>....
>......
>You're beginning to realize that this was a mistake.
>You just wanted a bit more time to sleep is all, not anything like this.
>...
>Fluttershy continues to sob at your bedside.
"...Fluttershy..."
>Your words were weak and soft.
>"Oh dear, I'm already hearing his voice..."
>Great, she didn't get it.
>You decide to be a bit more assertive.
"Fluttershy, please, there's no need for tears..."
>"Don't say that Anon, of course you're worth shedding tears over!"
>"...-Eeek!"
"Finally, looks like she-"
>"Oh my, now I'm even talking to myself!"

>>28945369
>Wither her recent outburst Fluttershy had bolted out her door proclaiming about how she needed psychiatric help
>By then you had gotten out of the bed to yell at her, but it was too late
>With a sigh you fully stand up and start walking toward the living room
>You mindlessly pick up some framed photos of her and her friends and put them back on the mantle.
>You yawn some more and plop yourself down on the couch
>There isn't much now then to wait for her to come back.
>Angle had even bounded towards you, begging to be pampered.
>You pet him as you think about your recent happenings.
>You think about what your previous life must have been like, you were sure that you had one.
>Whatever that was wasn't as important as the day that Fluttershy found you though.
>Her soft hoof that she extended out to you, her calm and serene words...
>"There are better places to take a nap then lying on the ground"
>You could tell how much she must have cared for you, and all creatures that day.
>The next day she would constantly check up on you, to make sure you weren't hurt.
>True you had some scratches and bruised the first day, but you've been perfectly healthy every other.
>Part of you thinks that she just liked getting a good look at you.
>With this though firmly placed in your mind you walk over to the mirror to examine yourself.
"Just as handsome as ever!"
>The line was rather ironic when you said it, but at least nothing about has changed from what you knew originally.
>Same exact height, same muscle build, same yellow pony standing behind you.
>...wait
>Before you had a moment to think you heard a giant shriek and a slamming of the door.
>You turned around to face the door and even started walking closer
>Sure enough though, the door started to creek open yet again.
>"Anon?"
>She looked confused, and even a little sad you thought.
"Fluttershy, I'm sorry about today, I just-"
>"Oh Anon, I can't believe it!"
"Yes Fluttershy, I apologize but-"
>"You've become a ghost!"

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>>28944750
Man I just had to defeat fucking Freeza yesterday, I don't wanna move. Super Sayian Blue kaioken x10 put's a lot of strain on your body I need rest.

>>28945369
I was just making a joke about Castro, but ok

>>28945429
fluttershy a CUTE

>>28945429
>What
"What"
>"I've only ever heard of this happening in special occasions, but you are a human"
>"Truth be told I don't know that much about humans, so really"
"Fluttershy."
>"Eeep!"
>In case her previous mumbling had made you think her mind had completely shifted focus, her surprise her could tell you she was still the same genuine pony you know
"Fluttershy, you needn't be so ridiculous, I mean look at me!"
>Despite her shocked demeanor, she could still humor your antics.
>For she did indeed take the time to inspect you thouroughly/
>...
>"Yep, you really are a ghost aren't you?"
>What
"Fluttershy, I'm not a ghost!"
>"But you died this morning Anon!"
"I was just tired!"
>"I'm tired too Anon, of all hits stress that you're putting me through!"
"For God's sake!"
>You forcibly lift up her leg and proceed to jab it into you, repeatedly.
"CAN YOU NOT SEE HOW TANGIBLE I AM!?"
>"...well...maybe..."
>You give a cold stare.
>"What if human ghost are different?"
>You couldn't believe your ears
>This pony was dead set on proving you, well, dead.
>You try to reason with her with credibility now rather than logic.
"Fluttershy, if anyone knew aoubt this, don't you have a friend that-"
>"Oh yes! Twilight will know, I'll go talk to her!"
>"You'll accompany me, right Anon?
>"Oh no, that's right. You're a ghost!"
>"Can't have you burning up in the sun!"
>"I'll bring Twilight back here, just stay put."
>Again she practically shoots right out the front door, you've never seen her so fast before.
>You tried to yell to her that it was vampires who died in the sun, but even if she was with you it probably wouldn't have done you any good.
>And so you were back to waiting.

>>28944750
he's dead jim

>>28945479
>The wait wasn't too bad, at least you could be sure you were getting a logical pony in here
>At least, that was what you had thought before
>"Well Flutter shy, I think I have to agree.
>"Your 'Anon' here is clearly belonging to some otherworldly being."
>Fluttershy gives you a smug look
>If she wasn't so cute right now you would swear you could punch her in the face
>You decide to take your attention to the pruple pony who had been performing test on you non-stop.
>You took off whatever scientific helmet you had on, and addresed her
"Twilight, surely you don't really believe this?"
>"I'm sorry Anonymous, but all logic seems to point towards that conclusion."
>"Your magical pulse has been flat-lining for over an hour now, nobody can live without magic!"
"But I'm living right now!"
>"Well evidently you're not!"
"..."
"So are you really saying that I'm, dead?"
>"It would seem so, under Equestrian law, any magically bankrupt being is to be declared dead"
"There are laws about this?"
>Twilight solemnly nods and levitates you over some books on the subject
>You tried to skim through it, but instead your attention kept focusing on Fluttershy, who now seemed to be...blushing?
>When you brought your eyes up to meet her she looked away instantly
>You were about to say something to her, but before you could your book flipped open to a specific page
>Twilight, who had walked up next to you started to explain the law to you
>Overall it was pretty clear cut lawyery stuff, but then Twilight had said something that had interested you.
>"From this point the non magical being shall formally choose a location to reside, and an owner to haunt."
>You can't believe this, now you're expected to haunt people?
>"Well Anonymous, what are your choices?"
"Wait Twilight, I don't want to haunt anyone!"
>"Well too bad should have thought of that before you went and got yourself killed."
>"You're going to have to choose who to hug, boop, and cuddle against their will for all eternity."

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>>28945556
This has potential

>>28945556
>You hear Fluttershy chime in from the background
>"The boops are the worst!"
>Again, your attention fixated to Twilight.
>"You have to make this decision Anon, and while you should not take it lightly it would make me that much happier if you could finish quickly."
>With everything you knew know, you didn't really have much other choices.
>Still, you had to make sure.
"So the cuddling and hugs, they're mandatory?"
>"Of course Anon, though that's just the bare minimum."
>"Other actions are a bit more...well..."
>You see her purple cheeks turn a bright pink.
>You forcibly put a hand down onto her wither and give her a stern look
>You give a nod
>You then turn to Fluttershy and again give a nod
>It was a heavy task but you think that you can handle it.
"I choose Fluttershy"
"After all, I think she's probably the one who killed me anyway."
>From hence forth the legend of Anon the cuddle monster made itself known.
>You, being the first ghost Equestria ever had, took your job quite seriously.
>Ponies the town over would tell stories about the ghastly moans they heard erupting from the cottage.
>On dark nights you even had some mares show up to prove their courage.
>Like a rocket though your always sprang forth finger first, and landed your target right on their nose.
>The ponies would scrunch their face and quickly run away screaming
>They never could handle a full haunting though.
>Hell, Fluttershy could barely keep up.
>She felt truly sorry about you though, and powered through each tickle, snuggle, kiss, and ear scratch you had to give.
>She truly had a large amount of will power, you can only hope that she can make it through the next "session" you have planned.
>Which by the way, was happening very soon.
Okay that's all that I'm writing I need to go to bed.
Didn't even mean to write this much just wanted to do a silly joke
http://pastebin.com/Tm61KB2d

>>28945631
writefag gives us blue balls again!

>>28944750

>>28945059
>The bird cage falls over.
kek

>>28945631
Thanks for the green lad

>>28944915
I need art of dictator Celestia.
I'm suprised there isn't that much of it.