So, how many girls have you turned down dating or sex with for your waifu? I've tuned down 8 people since my dash waifu in 2012.
great thread
>>28944636
>t. Ugly cuck
>>28944634
Waifu is Starlight.
A bi boy and two straight girls wanted to date me. No one's offered to fuck me.
I turned them down, of course.
>>28944634
I certainly would if I ever went outside or met people in the first place.
>>28944634
One wanted to fuck and one more wanted a date. I wasn't autismal about turning them down it just didn't sound appealing.
Hugging my Dash pillow makes me happy enough.
I had a girl, she was in bed with me, but she had the audacity to cuddle my plush while pressing her ass into me. I grabbed that plush and turned away from her and cuddle the plush to sleep
>>28945145
I feel bad for the (likely fictional) girl. She just wanted to cuddle a pony, surely you understand that?
>>28944634
Zero. That's the answer for me, you, and everyone else replying to this thread. If you lie your pony waifu will know and resent you for it
>>28944634
Waifu is Celestia.
>Tfw never had to turn any girls down because I look like I'm a potential subway shooter
I also have a tulpa waifu unlike most of you faggots.
>>28945175
I Don't care. She was boring to cuddle and I wanted the plush.
https://youtu.be/vk5VKqou7Ko
>>28945318
Not even I would go as far as to shitpost like this, rot in hell faggot.
>>28944634
None. I used to turn down girls in high school, long before having a waifu. I just wasn't interested in having sex, I honestly don't know how many times I've said "sorry, I'm gay, but please don't tell anyone, I'm not ready to let the people know". It wasn't a great excuse, I had to turn down some boys too because some people can't keep a secret. I think I didn't turn down anyone since I graduated, I don't know if older people is less horny, or it's just that I'm uglier now.
Sometimes I feel that I was born to love my waifu, and that she was waiting for me all those years.
That pic is adorable, btw.