/mlp/ Secret Santa 2016 thread - Ain't no brakes edition

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I want my gift to be porn permitted on blue board

>>28940941
Already posted it a few threads ago friend

Santa Pone, hope you don't mind the autism I packed away as thanks for the swap

>>28940926
whats your email? I'll send you something as a backup

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Don't forget: there's a new MLP record out for record store day. Just picked up my copy

>>28941382
Nice, sucks that we don't have TRU,Target, or a Hot Topic here.

>>28941391
Not sure if those stores have it. My local record store is called Guest Room Records and they had 4 copies available.

>>28941382
>he went into a store and bought this
>straight faced he took this item to the counter
>it was probably the only thing he bought
>he didn't download it like a normal human

Bruh.

>>28941421
Record store? Man, I'll see if they have any of the vinyl at any here.
Highly unlikely

>>28941452
The album is a Black Friday exclusive for Record store Day. I'm keeping my fingers crossed that you find a copy.

>>28941513
>We don't celebrate Black Friday
Well fug

>>28941538
Still national record store day. I'm in hopes one of your local stores will carry it.

>>28941542
Nope not here. Unless you're a Kiwifag too

>>28940899
is that sunsets reaction to santa or yours op?

>>28941636
Sunsets. I just saw a funny Christmas related picture I had saved and didn't notice the filename

>>28941133
No worries. Boxed autism is my favorite.

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>see nothing about my target getting his daki

>fervently working with Santa to make sure I spread more cheer than a Mormon family spreads children

>gremlins in back of head about a repeat of se/k/ret Santa last year

>fear of needing excessive amounts of burn cream

>>28942070
/k/ has a secret santa? How do you guys smuggle guns and ammo to each other?

>is afraid I'd get shit on if I ever posted there, though I want to share my stories with a .308

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>>28939236
>mfw that's actually my DD
>mfw i've been meming on you and haven't owned an i6 in a year
>tfw i really want another supra but i'm too swamped.
just fuck my shit up senpai.

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>>28942070
Boi you cant just say that and not expect it to be brushed under
Gather round children anon has a story to tell Doesnt he

>>28942209
tl;dr (not much to tell)

Spent about $200 on some radio gear and SERE gear for my target.

Mailed out without any confirmation in any thread that he got it despite fedex saying he got it.

I got nothing in return and told Travis not to foot the bill, cause he would be giving out Crimson Caravan discounts to half of /k/ that year cause of all the fuckups and burned targets

What do when my anon already has a shit load of merch and I lack any sort of creativity or talent to hand make anything? I'm fucked.

>>28942489
Look up a tutorial in how to do something creative. I'm sure your anon would like it.
Plus you learn a thing.

>>28942489
You pony the shit out of random novelty items and gimmicky shit.

My old guild master used to have parents that always opened her mail and boxes. So I sent her a set of fuzzy cuffs, paddle and ball gag, and a pregnancy test.

Apparently I almost gave her mother a stroke. To this day they have not opened another package.

>>28942489
Send him one of those old school wind up alarm clocks, don't even need to set the alarm.

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>>28941423
It is very clear that he has a physical deformity. They are know as balls. The poor basterd.

>>28942579
sounds fatal

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>>28942579

>>28941382
What songs are on it? I have the Luna version of the first vinyl.

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Getting into the festive season over here lads

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>>28942958

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HNNG

I am ready to take my gift up to the post office. I had to check first on how to ship human semen.

>>28943213
>not flying to your santee so they can drink your gift from the tap
Come on bruh

>>28943213
Yeah, you're pretty casual, mate.

>>28943147
You weren't joking about that spaghetti.

Poor Jake.

>>28943195
Cute as shit

>>28943195
that's an awesome looking card

>>28943246
He should appreciate I didnt just cook a ton of it and let it go off for his secret santa kek

>>28943195
Das cute

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ok, let's try this again

Jeremiah S,

let me know if you want anything specific. and don't give me that "I'll be happy with whatever" crap, we both know you want something, so don't be afraid to ask

also, for your card, I'm gonna be hand drawing it, and want to know how you want it

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Hey Tyler D, I hope you were serious about having your shit ponied up. This is just the first side.

>>28943407
When in doubt, buy him a sugar star.

Brian M,

Is there anything specific you would like? I have ideas for a few smaller things I'll be sending you but if you could give me some ideas it'd help out.

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>>28943427

>>28943421
That's beautiful!

Michael C.

wings twi or no wings twi?

some of it will be wings no matter what, sorry :(

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The first layer is done.
Pepper thy angus Santee. I have reached critical autism

>>28943505
Where did you get such amazing wrapping paper?

>>28943505
Oh wow. Where did you get that wrapping paper?

>>28943511
>>28943512
Hivemind.

>>28943511
>>28943512
It was a random find while in Australia. Decided my anon needed it more than me

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>>28943434
Shit, I need to think up something. Umm, let me get back to you on that when I get off work here.

>>28943582

>>28943427

>>28943596
The fuck is a sugar star?

>>28943615
>sugar star
Nevermind....

>>28943615
Horse pussy

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>mfw ordered a sugar star
>it should be here in a few days
>mfw plenty of time to fuck it relentlessly for a week
>mfw cum inside
>mfw vacuum pack it
>mfw send my Anon my cummies for sloppy seconds

OH boy, I can't wait!

>>28943651
But I want daddys' cummies! Not yours anon!

>>28943664
Look at me. I'm the daddy now.

>>28943625
I figured it out pretty quickly

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Just got this today! Thank you so much. I love everything especially the card!

>>28943651

>implying I wouldnt thuroughly wash any sex toy before use no matter how vacuum sealed

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>>28943710

>>28943710
Glad you like it! Have a great holiday!

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>>28943715

>>28943716

delet this

>>28943716
I know now where you and your giftee live. Thanks :^)

>>28943716
Might want to delete and crop out your names and addresses there buddy.

>>28943716
>an Australian fucks up
You are creating your own stereotype

As someone who had a sugar star

Get Mary instead.

>tfw no cards yet
They're coming though, r-right?

>>28943783
It's not even December yet.

>>28943664
I have no idea what to say except "hello /d/"

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Working on the package for my Anon giftee, I should have that sent out (and cards) by Monday.

I hope this Anon is ready for a fun time at the post office.

>>28943830
I love it

>>28943830

this is my favorite meme.

>>28943804
So? Plenty of people have been getting cards so far.

>>28943830
Looks great. I hope the post office doesn't make you remove the bits that stick out though.

>>28943718
Did you send one to a guy who lives in Norwich
plssayyes

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>>28943505
My goodness look at all that Pank

>>28943667
Daddy? :3

>>28943824
Hiya Kiwi~ You fuck any hobbits?

>>28943947
I'm pretty sure I have. Although it may be 1 of the 7 internationals I have left to send out.

>>28944006
With my luck I'll end up being one of the rare few who aren't getting a card from you.

>>28944015
Initials?

>>28944006
Oh boy. I might receive a card then.
or maybe not. Don't want to keep my hopes up.

>>28944068
If you signed up to exchange cards then you should be getting a card package from me. There were 93 on Santa Pone's list for me and a bunch were international.

>>28944097
What about latecomers?

>>28944108
I signed up for 7 latecomers but 1 backed out. So 6 latecomers and there were 3 late late late people who contacted Santa about exchanging with me. Most of the latecomers were international

>>28944117
A latecomer backed out? I hope I'm not sending them anything

>>28944145
Someone by the name of Dewey.

I got my second card today!

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>>28944148
Wow, fuck you dewey

>>28944161
Late santa emailed me telling me the guy backed out and advised not to send him a card. I would have still sent him one, had santa not advised against it.

>>28944153
Post iiiit

>>28944161
HA

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>>28944197

>>28944237
Very nice

>>28944249
Yeah! It's pretty nice! I still have to send my cards out, I found a Celestia card at my work which is Target It's a birthday card but I can fix that

>>28944237
>That hindleg
That's not how horses work, but the show doesn't care much anymore either, so whatever.

>>28944406
quiet you, it's a nice card

>>28944406
It's a really nice draw, but yea that leg is fucked.

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>>28944237
my goodness! the art from theses thread is the gift that keeps on given.

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>>28943434
>>28943582
Alrighty, off now.

There wasn't much stuff to fill out on the questionnaire, so vaguely my fault.
Anything like art or handmade stuff is solid. I really like cool crafts and shit from folks. Not plushes though since I make those for a living.
I hide my power level pretty well, so wearables probably not so much.
I don't have much/any pony merch, so the opportunities are quite open.

In terms of anything specific, I'm really not sure. I never pony splurge on myself, so anything you want to do, go for it.

But not >>28943427

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I haven't been this hype for Christmas in years.
I just hope my santee enjoys their gift/card

>>28944543
to be fair that Rara is from some random google search I think. It's not an artist from the thread.

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>>28944544
This puts me back in the same situation I was in before because thats what you wrote on the questionnaire too. You got stuck with an anon who is shit at crafting/art.

C'mon there has to be something you can think of. Or else it's sugar star time.

>>28944544
Hey you.
There's a special Coco heading your way.

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>>28942170
I hope you do manage to find another Supra, man. Even though old American pony cars are my personal favorite, I still absolutely adore my brother's '87 Supra. When it comes down to it, I have to admit that it's a top tier machine and I'd be proud to own one.

>>28944592
Coco is a shit

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>>28944610
You take that back immediately you...you...DOUBLE NIGGER!

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>>28944587
I mean, there's always Etsy. Lots of crafty shit there.
I'll browse about here though and try to give you more concrete ideas.

>>28944592
Hype

>>28944610
Your a shit

>>28944631
>>28944587
>Pic related looks pretty neat
That vinyl record mentioned earlier would be cool since I'm a hipster at heart
Pony mugs or glasses would be sweet too
Nice prints, even if they're of a questionable nature would be groovy too

Hopefully that sprung some ideas? If not, let me know and I'll try to think up more shit

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>>28944666
Herp derp no pic

>>28944666
Nice digits.

You mentioned a vinyl record? I don't remember you saying anything about that.

>>28944732

This one. Looked neat while scrolling through
>>28941382

>>28944670
>>28944767

good luck finding either of these items desu

Josh M, I'm not drawing your cancer OC.
I'm sorry, please pick a pony from the show.

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>>28941423
Are you such an autistic sperg that you can't even purchase something for yourself in public? You're the one who should be ashamed here, not him.

>>28944798
Don't be a humbug anon.

>>28944798
just draw it

>>28944798
Where's your Christmas spirit?

>>28944798
Don't be a faggot who tries to communicate with his Santee in the thread. It's secret for a reason.

>>28944820
When was this ever considered secret?

>>28944796
>implying I know shit about popular merch and didn't just literally google "mlp merch"

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Stack of drawings done. Ready to scan, color, and assemble

>>28944798
John M., post your faggot OC so I can draw it.

>>28944870
Sunny a cute

>>28944856
Just trying to help.

>>28944798

It's good to have principles.

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This cookie cutter, worth continuing or not?

If not, what would a flutterfag want

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>>28945021
Worth it. Flutter lovers are easily pleased anyways and would likely love anything involving their waifu.

>>28945021
I want to use that to make cookies and then use an edible food pen to write disgusting animal facts on each one.

>>28945021
Worth it.

As a Flutterfag, a plush always sounds comfy.

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Do you like best princess? Then this hastily drawn unfinished card might be for you!*

*Card will be less hastily colored and finished.

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>>28944097
Yep I did sign up. Hopefully it didn't get stuck in customs or got lost along the way.

>>28945321
I'm putting my faith in derpy to get it there safely to ye

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alrighty, i need advice on what to choose here. i got 4 designs on a gift here, but no idea what to get.

http://www.strawpoll.me/11735624

>>28945481
What is this for though? A mousepad?
Anyway I picked the fourth one but 3 and 2 looks nice too.

>>28945522
mousepad indeed. thing's only like 6 bucks, not including all the sales going on

Hey Stephanie P. Just as a heads up, if you happen to get a package seperate then there was another package as well after that, it's going to be from the same person; I just am lazy and just decided to have the thing sent to you instead of my place instead.

Also super spoiler ahead

I gotchu one of them richie rich tier things, GET HYPE

>>28945481
Who's this for? Give them a shout out and let them pick? 2 and 3 are best

>>28942070
If it was Darantaee C S of Georgia then ill personally say that I haven't been at home for the past few days to receive any other packages sent to me.

tho my roommate should have gotten it for me tho.

but if its not me then I look stupid.

>>28945481
Damn they are all nice!

>>28945058
Can confirm. As a Flutterfag i was extremely happy when my secret santa sent me a 4de flluttershy plush last year.

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Oh no, who let Mrs Harshwhinny into the sherry? SFW because this is a wholesome family website

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>>28944798
>Favorite pony is your OC

>>28944834
Nigga, what's the name of this thing? SECRET Santa.

>>28946276
Yeah but as you can see the majority have had contact with their anon/ asked what merch they already have/ for more gift ideas.

It's not so secret senpai desu.

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I got a card! Shall I open it?

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>>28945538
>that spoiler
D-dang it anon, you didn't have to do that much but I am so hyped! Thank you!
I can't wait to see what it is. I'll have to restrain myself until Christmas.

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It's Trrrrrrrrrixie!

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Hnnnnnggggg!
Thanks for the awesome card, rarifag anon! I love it

>>28946489
>>28946500
That's a comfy Trixie.

>>28943947
Also I found your card package. It's in the last batch i sending out. I'll have it sent in the next few days

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preview 2: HORIZONTAL SLICE edition!

>>28946592
It's...stunning.

As of this morning, 95 card packages have been sent out. Only have 7 more to send. Almost there!

Cardslut is a true hero among autists

>>28945021
when in doubt. get a plush. I did that

>>28946276
Secrets be dammed, I just wanna make sure my Santee has the best Christmas ever.

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If SB from Canada is here.
When you say you like Glimmer, do you like her old hair or new hair?

not your santa, just designing some cards

>>28941423
Can you be truly autistic if you're selfconcious enough to recognize your autism?

People buy shit for theire kids or other people's kids all the fucking time, grow up

>>28947374
Life gets a lot better when you stop caring what other people think.

>>28947417
And certainly more fun

>>28947233
Not SB from Canada, But I I am DS from Canada...if SB is a GlimFag like myself then he knows that old hair is best hair...

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I got an envelope today! What could it be?

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>>28947454
The peppermint smell hit me as soon as I opened the envelope, so that was great. I don't even care that something exploded I'm still eating all of this.

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>>28947468
I'm drowning in best pony! I love all the pins and that 4cc one is going right on my scarf. I'm also really excited to spend some time with that activity book.

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>>28947490
Fits like a glove!
Truly I will be the envy of all.

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>>28947510
I can't describe how great this looks in person. It's fantastic that you did this.

>>28947510
I envy you already

>>28947490
Enjoy! Happy holidays, anon!

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>>28947528
And finally the card!
The note inside was really wonderful. I appreciate your generosity and all you've done by sending these to so many anons this year. Thank you Cardslut!

>>28947468
Just had to jizz in the goodie bag

>>28947582
It wouldn't be Christmas without it.

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So, advice from any drawfags.

Any good alternatives to hand coloring cards other than colored pencils? I'm scanned all my cards yesterday and I'm trying to color them in photoshop, but they just come out looking like some 12 yr old's deviantart reject.

>>28947442
interesting. i will never understand the mind of a glimfag

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>>28947528
>tfw you will never EVER have the satisfaction of opening a sealed letter

>>28942489
Etsy's a good place to look for unique horse crafts

>>28947704
best will be something like black Stabilo point 88 or other pen. when you scan it it will be best to reduce colors and increase contrast.

Filling out the cards today, was focusing too much on the art. But today seems like a chill day to do it

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>>28947802
Well the scans are good and the black ink shows up. But I can't color worth a shit with a program and it comes out looking like this.

So I was thinking of just getting some coloring something and going back to the original drawings.

>>28947900
you should try using various line sizes, like thick lines for the outside, thinner for the inside.
and be sure to taper the ends, it looks a lot nicer

also, I find it easier to do the line work and base colors in flash since it uses vector graphics instead of raster, giving you a cleaner look

but that's just my opinion

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R.M. from that little town in Brazil:
S.B. from Canada:

DO NOT READ THE SPOILERED TEXT OR CLICK ON THE FILES!

1/?


Like the year before, I'd like to show what my giftees are getting. This year is a bit stranger since my giftee is quite a Star Wars fan. Luckily for him, I have a new 3D printer and I intend to use it in order to save money.

Anyway, this is a freshly printed millenium falcon. He also gets a AJ plushie and ...

>>28947985
HOLY HELL!!!

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>>28947985
R.M. from that little town in Brazil:
S.B. from Canada:

DO NOT READ THE SPOILERED TEXT OR CLICK ON THE FILES!

2/?

...and this self-printed star destroyer. I also have a question regarding brazilian gaming consoles: Should I get him a PAL or NTSC-game? I heard they use PAL-M here, but I am confused.

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>>28947985
>>28947999

R.M. from that little town in Brazil:
S.B. from Canada:

DO NOT READ THE SPOILERED TEXT OR CLICK ON THE FILES!

3/?

Of course, my beads-ponies will be sent along with this, and I hope he has a nice Christmas. I remember that last year, someone asked if I could make and send him one of fluttershy. Boy, was I surprised how much people seemed to like those.

>>28947985
>>28947999
>>28948015
That's some good shit right there senpai

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A. A. from MO
P. M. from OK
G. G. from CT
M. C. from WA

What are your favorite horse memes?

>>28947985
Which plushie?

>>28948103

Thanks, kind Anon. You just wait what my card recipients are getting. There not getting away with a simple card. Oh no, no mercy here...

>>28948128
A A.J. one, just as I wrote.

>>28948163
I have the 'Tavi from last year, she's still sitting at the top of my desk

>>28947510
You have incredibly pretty hands, Anon.

>>28948175
Awww.... that's so nice to hear. Well, Kiwifag, you wouldn't mind another one from another horse, wouldn't you?

>>28948015
It's called secret santa for a reason senpai

>>28948185
Not at all! Tavi is getting lonely there

>>28948228

Well then, brace yourself. Are you still living at the same adress as last year?

>>28948273
Yes I am

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>>28948127
>G. G. from CT

HI ANON

Also anything Berry Punch or alcohol-related

fuuuuck, at last finished my cards. I didn't take many but I worked my ass for them to be unique so I will be peeved if they didn't post any reaction.

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>>28948322
Are you an alcoholic, anon?

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>>28948642
Not him but I can't imagine many Berryfags that don't like a good drink.

Not that that's really why I like her. The first thing that drew me to her was her overall design. I love her mellow, rich color palette and mane style.

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S.K from Durham

If you don't mind me asking, what do you have Rarity-wise? I already got your stuff, but I wanna know if there's anything I could cop between now and sending, whenever I'm out

>>28948755
To be fair I'm a Berryfag and I'm a bartender

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>>28948642
Incredibly heavy drinker. It helps with my awful anxiety issues and talking to people irl and online, along with my multiple benzo prescriptions. Combine the two a lot, even though I shouldn't.

>>28948755
Her whole color scheme is what drew me to her. I'm a huge fan of all shades of purples and pinks and she always stood out to me whenever she was in the background. When I learned more about her, it was just instant favorite pone.

>>28948927
You're a good man, Kiwifag. Not a bartender myself, although I wanted to be at one point. Nursing is my profession.

>>28948967
Thanks for taking care of the idiots that decide to preload,sideload, and drink more once we kick them out. My main goal is work on the cruise ships between Australia,NZ,and the Islands. Mainly to get tips with my shitty bar magic and bar bets I know.

>>28948927
Fellow bartender here too. I should appreciate Berrypunch more I feel like

>>28948986
Off work and got laid off recently due to blowing my knee out, they then hire some pretty girl that can't even load a dolly trailer with kegs... Am now too qualified for entry level and haven't been working long enough for Duty Manager. Thank fuck for savings and injury pay

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>>28948984
That's not a bad goal at all, bartenders end up making crazy tips, especially places like that. Talked with a guy who worked in an upscale Las Vegas casino once and the amount he made in tips was staggering. If I could make half the money that guy did, I'd be extremely comfortable. For now I'm just trying to get into a nice school (Yale) and further my career.

>>28949036
Well tips aren't actually a thing here, rarely it happens every once in a while. So I add it to the amount of "Freebies" I give out

>>28949035
That's a bummer to hear man. Hopefully you'll find a solid gig somewhere

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>>28948177
Thanks.

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>>28949073

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I'll be mailing this card out next time I drive past the post office. The anon who gets it will have to remove the pieces of black painter's tape to unspoiler it.

>>28949119
Kek

>>28949060
Oh right, I forgot about tipping culture outside the US. I just feel with a job like bartending, it should be common courtesy to tip them for the service they're rendering you since it's not just pouring you a drink you gotta do for them. But then again, different cultures and all.

>>28949136
>tipping
I wish, usually it is uni students or fucking bogans where I was

>>28949065
Here's hoping as well, didn't learn to layer drinks and other fancy stuff for nothing

>>28949136
or maybe their employer should pay them for doing their job

>>28949174
Oh, definitely they should. If I had it my way, they'd have been earning what they should have from the very start instead of this slow "No Gratuity" change going on. The amounts workers here are paid without gratuity are fucked. Lots of rotten shit goes down in the service industry over here, always leaves me in a foul mood thinking about it. (how did it take me 30 minutes to write a goddamn post saying "Fuck the employers who do that shit")

>>28949331
I know what you mean. I don't even live in the US and I still get angry about concept of gratuity. Even the name pisses me off, like I should be grateful that I have to stingy cunt of an owners slack.

>>28949385
My mother worked as a waitress so the issue really gets to me, lots of times we could barely afford rent because she was expected to make up for the rest of her paycheck in money that may or may not be earned every night. If things were ideal, tipping, if allowed, would be for excellent service while the workers were still being paid the amount they should actually be earning.

>>28948127
A.A here

HI ANON! is my favorite

>>28949457
Thinking about it, Cockney Octavia is too

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>>28948967
Used to be a heavy drinker with about 8mg of Xanax a day until I learned about the pipe. In an ideal life I wouldn't need anything but the job is cool with it, I'm off the sauce and an only take about an 1/8 the benzos I used to.

>Working on card for Flutterfags
>Looking good
>Color in, adjust some things
>Sai decides to close out without warning
>Good progress lost

Fuck! Well at least it's just coloring and moving a few things around. Don't actually have to redraw the whole thing.

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Dat holiday hole credits list

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>>28949574
>Not saving consistently

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What a beautiful time of year. On top of it all this place simply fills me with cheer. I hope my anons like these cards too

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>>28949607
>Holiday Hole

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>>28949544
I started Klonopin a few years ago during an ER trip after spending my whole life suffering from intense panic attacks. It helped a lot but it still wasn't enough for me to be a functional human being so I was prescribed Xanax in addition about six months later. I'm at the highest dosage of each and they help me get through the day, along with a drink or two as soon as I wake up. I suppose I'm semi-functional now, and that's better than what I was before.

Was it tough for you to stop taking as many benzos as you used to? 8mg Xanax a day is pretty heavy, and I imagine tapering must've taken some time. I've tried to lower how many benzos I take in a day and it's pure hell. I honestly don't think I can quit at this point, I always get a feeling like my brain's about to split into fragments and I have to take a kpin and xanax just to feel like I'm not going to die.

My life is a goddamn mess

>>28944820
You're right, now his Santee knows his secret Santa is "Anonymous"

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>>28949635
Cards Against Humanity raised $85000 to dig a hole for the holidays.
https://holidayhole.com/
And yes, we're still doing phrasing.

>>28949681
Have you tried acid? It seems to be good for these sorts of things.

>>28949731
I've done it with a friend and it was a nice time but not life-changing like it is for some people. I've actually done a ton of stuff, but only benzos, alcohol, and DXM are my mainstays. DXM has a really nice afterglow and I feel peaceful as hell the morning after. I only do it once every few months though because of tolerance.

>>28949755
But have you tried taking all of that stuff at once?

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>>28949755
One time I had a whole marijuana.

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>>28949786
Sounds like a recipe for respiratory depression or puking my guts out, so I haven't. Unless you mean something else

>>28949794
>a whole marijuana.

>>28949810
maybe you'll get lucky and die?

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>>28949794
>mfw one whole marijuana

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>>28949831
I still have to send my santee's gift out, I can't die yet.

>>28949607
>https://holidayhole.com/
this, this is amazing

>>28949864
i need to donate to the hole

>>28949607
>>28949864
I don't understand this but I'm giving them $1.

>>28949870
I just donated $16 for my cards and my Santee

>>28947233
>>28947442

I like the new hairstyle.

secret santa for john of texas, please respond

>>28947542
sauce of top left?

>>28950036
https://derpibooru.org/171516?scope=scpea368b2605b3da20d0b6c70b25ad46036d552557f
Here you go.

>>28949035
>rape

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>>28949681
It wasn't as bad as I thought it would be, but I was already smoking by then and had just gotten on the ride. Ponies helped me avoid taking some high velocity lead asprin at the lowest point in my life I'd just gotten out of the service after 12 years , I'm on the ride for life. aren't we all though?

>>28949755
Any hallucinogens would be hellish for me

>>28950041
thank

my secret santa has not responded for a while :(
>>28950025

>>28929267
Sorry I missed ya. If you haven't done so yet, DO IT NOW

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>>28950108
That's good to hear! Most of my friend's tapers are horribly managed or they just can't do it and it's at the point where I'm just not even going to try to taper.

I got into ponies during an all-time low where I was considering ending things (just moved, felt isolated and confused) and it helped me out more than I ever thought it would. Really glad I made the decision to watch the damn show. I've had some great times since then. The ride never ends.

>>28950119
Having a pony-themed trip where the CMC kept telling me to change the music I was playing because it sucked will forever be one of the most unique experiences in my life.

i go to my mailbox everyday to check for cards and stuff.

damn you santa pone, for making me hype a second year, just to be disappointed when there's nothing in my po box
but ill still join every year

>Come home after a half week over at my aunts for thanksgiving.
>Open door and see pic related
>Thank Roomate for bringing the package in
>Feels like a pillow, definetly a daki.
Now to wait till Christmas to see who it is.

I wonder if it was >>28942070 (You)

One of my card exchangees likes rara and glimmy. What would be some cute christmas-y outfits to stick them in?

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>>28950362
This

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>>28950374
Or this

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>>28950328
>>pic related
>doesnt post pic

>>28950328
>pic related
>but there was no pic

>>28950328
It's invisible?

>>28950401
IT'S A GHOST

>>28950408
spoopy waifu?

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>>28950414

>>28950281
I had a trip where an extremely cute rainbow dash and I sat through a 3 hour showcase of dozens of different art and film genre styles. That was pretty terrific

>>28950378
That is not an outfit, anon.

>>28950626
It's an abstract kind of thing, you just don't get fashion.

>>28950454
That sounds neat as hell, did Rainbow Dash talk at all?. The only other pony-themed trip is one where a really sarcastic Applebloom guided me through Hell to kill Satan at the very end. I took such a high dose that I was convinced it was actually happening.

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Thank you for the card. I give a toast in your honor.

>>28950789
Wear the ring anon.

>>28950281
I once took a bunch of cough syrup for a cold and did some hypnosis on an unrelated thing

Fucking felt like I was growing wings for a solid hour as I freaked the fuck out in my bed

>>28950848
Lovely

>>28950864
Growing wings, huh. That sounds pretty cool besides the freaking out part. Most of the time I copy dumb shit from anime like firing the Spirit Gun from YYH or other shit. Fun times.

>>28950759
only non verbal, possible psychic communication. We also had really fantastic sex and watched opera for an hour. Solid 9/10 trip that was.

>>28950864
Shut up. No one cares about your substance abuse and pony trip stories.

>>28950886
It was a thing. Fun to look back on afterwards

>>28950892
So tell me about your favorite pizza topping

>>28950899
Pineapple

>>28950789
Enjoy the goodies, anon! Happy holidays!

>>28950848
Just like a princess.

>>28950891
Non-verbal psychic communication is like the only kind. I think the only kind of sex I've had during a trip was this evil energy lady eating half my head. That counts, right?

>>28950899
It's always fun to look back on! Same with dreams.

Favorite pizza topping is tough. Right now it's chicken because a friend keeps ordering me Memphis BBQ Chicken pizzas.

>>28950906
Good taste. I unashamedly love pineapple on pizza.

>>28950899
I thought we left the pizza in the last thread... Fuck sake what have I done

>>28950949
It's better than the current subject I started by accident. Let's talk pizza again.

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>>28950899
Doner kebab.

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>>28950949
Any time conversation lulls, we talk about the merits of pineapple on pizza

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>>28950949
>>28950956
I'm so hungry but it's too late to eat, why are you doing this to me.

Pic related needs to be in my face right now.

>>28950978
Seconded but its currently 20 past 5 in the UK and litteraly nowhere is open

>>28950956
Fair enough

>>28950967
What about stuffed crust?

>>28950978
>not a picture of your waifus' ass
Fucking dropped

>>28950978
It's too late to order pizza here too, otherwise I'd be calling up Frank Pepe's right fucking now. I'm craving it so bad

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Had a pretty good pizza last night

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>>28950994
>What about stuffed crust?

>>28951001
Too much mayo/aioli/jizz but otherwise looks godly.

>>28951018
>jizz
It's hollandaise sauce damnit

>>28951042
Oh. Well then there's definitely too much on there, but it sounds good.

>>28951042
The pizza is drowning, just put it out of it's misery

>>28951018
Best kind? I experimented with franks and cheese one time I made homemade pizza

>>28951067
For stuffing? Just good old mozzarella, and maybe some cooked bacon in there too.

>>28951081
Mac and cheese stuffing is pretty godly

Well that settles it. Next year I'm ordering my santee a pizza.

>>28951116
Why wait?

>>28951116
I agree with >>28951121

>>28951121
Yeah, why wait? Surprise them sometime next week with a pizza.

I'd order my santee a pizza but I dont know what toppings he dislikes
Plus they don't do spaghetti
And he's already got shitloads of that on the way

>>28951137
You the /fit/-spaghetti anon?

>>28951018
Agreed. First the goodie bag, now the pizza. Too much jizz in general

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Don't forget dessert!

>>28951145
Im the sending jake an assload of spaghetti because he needs to lurk moar anon

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Two top pizzas:

Pepperoni, pineapple, ranch
Thin crust, steak, green olive

Fight me

>>28951121
>>28951124
>>28951135
I might just do it

>>28951192
Pick the toppings at random so it's truly a secret santa pizza.

>>28951198
tip the driver beforehand and instruct him to go buy grapes for it.

>>28951158
>ranch
>green olive

Disgusting

Stuffed crust, pepperoni, beef, jalapenos, black olives, bell peppers, onions.

Welcome to the first ever /mlp/ pizza general it seems.

Thin crust three cheeses with parsley on top or margherita pizza is nice at the moment, especially if there is crisp cider to go with it

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Chicken
Sweetcorn
Doner meat
And either More doner meat or mushroom

Chicken
Sliced potato
Yogurt

How do you all feel about sides with pizza? Are there any you prefer above others?

>>28951237
Maybe controversial but I don't like garlic bread with pizza. On its own yes, but it doesn't pair well

>>28951237
French fries AND a salad. Good proper salad with mixed greens and good toppings, not that shit that's just a giant iceberg wedge with feta and olives tossed on it.

>>28951249
I'm with you. I'm getting enough carbs with my fries and pizza

>>28951249
I can understand that, I never get garlic bread with pizza. Maybe mozzarella sticks, but not garlic bread.

>>28951250
What kinda fries?

>giant iceberg wedge with feta and olives tossed on it.

Fuck that shit. Not enough places do proper salad.

>>28951237
That garlic dip shit they do along with just about anything else
And I love garlic bread but i'll normally just get it on its own or with a burger or some shit

>>28951271
All fries are good my man. I like steak cut and well seasoned ones myself though.

Fuck me. I hope a pizza place is still open right now

>>28951285
Garlic dip is good. I don't know if it's just me but I always save the crusts just for that dip.

>>28951291
Those two are probably my favorite kind, along with seasoned curly. Seasoned fries can't be beat.

>>28951271
Beer battered chunky cut

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>this thread and pizza

What kind of pizza do you think your waifu would enjoy?

>>28951346
hay

>>28951346
Something with lots of chilli because spicy hot firehorse

>>28951346
One of those cinnamon dessert pizzas

>cooking pasta bake at 6 in the morning
>only cheese is gone off
If I die now anons someone send Jake glitter or something in my absence

>>28951413
I'll send him more spaghetti

>>28951403
Found the ponk fag

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This is the Florida/Texas anon.
If my Santa is here it'd be nicer to talk to you directly, I feel bad bothering Santa Pone too much.

Are the items that might not get in time for Christmas being sent to Florida?
And do you have a more specific date to be expecting them?

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Posting a little teaser of the card I'm sending to latecomer Flutterfriends. Can't wait to get all the cards finished so I can print and send them out.

>>28951509
Das a cute flutters