Anonymous, thank you for seeing me this morning, but... there

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bump for interest

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>>28933582
fuck off you're not taking my nuclear secrets

>>28933595
lurk moar newshit.

>>28933582
How about I go Hiroshima and Nagasaki on your 2 holes girl

>>28933582
Wait a minute. I'm not in Equestria at all, am I? This is just some elaborate ruse by the Russians to get our nuclear technology. BETTER DEAD THAN RED, YOU COMMIE BASTARDS!

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>>28933582
This is such a tired plot point, literally every single HiE story does this.

>>28933582
Why yes Luna, it was indeed a big bomb.
For you.

What's the next step in your master plan? Willing to usurp power?

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Okay, you got me. I'm a nuclear physicist and weapons specialist.

But why bring this up? You could just abort the project immediately... unless, of course, uranium isn't so easy to find on this side.

So I must conclude that you are also interested in the fruits of my life's work. Well, Luna? Interested in making 'The Marehattan Project', are we?

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>>28933627
>"Excuse me, Anonymous?"
"THIS WAS ALL JUST A SETUP ISN'T IT?"
>"No, we just wanted to discuss-"
"YOU COMMUNIST SCUM AREN'T GETTING ANYTHING OUT OF ME!"
>"Anon, this is a serious discussion about your kind. I can assure you this isn't a "communist" plan.
"YOU CAN'T FOOL ME, YOU RED BASTARDS."
>The portal to Equestria was just a conspiracy theory
>Jet fuel can't melt steel beams
>Celestia and Luna are changelings

>>28933582
Yes, it's true. We visited the moon.

>>28933582
>a portal to send you back to your homeworld
FUCK NO

>>28933582
I'M NUCLEAR

Wouldn't they be aware of nuclear energy without us, though?

>>28933755
well there's reason to believe their sun (which i think you're referring to) is nothing like our sun and is likely some magical apparatus, and not an actual celestial body with nuclear fusion occuring in its center, and given how primitive the rest of their society is, they most likely would not be aware of nuclear energy or its potential

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>>28933582
I never wanted to do this, but now you know too much, Moon.

>>28933582
We only used them to cause a country to make bizarre porn.
Also they fucking started it!

>>28933582
"No."
>"Excuse me?"
"I said no."
>"What do you mean no?"
>"Those are the secrets of my nation. I won't share them."
>"Anon, we're not even in that dimension. Besides, it's not like I'm going to use them for anything."
"If you travel to Griffonia, are you still Equestrian?"
>"Of course."
"No matter where I go, I'm an American first. I don't care how many dimension separate me and my country, and I don't care who is asking for whatever reason. Those are my nation's secrets."
>"Anonymous, technology like that in the hands of the princesses could bring world peace."
"America doesn't recognize titles of nobility."
>"Don't be difficult."
"USA! USA! USA!"
>"Anon, stop."
"I'M PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN WHERE AT LEAST I KNOW I'M FREE! AND I WON'T FORGET THE MEN WHO DIED, WHO GAVE THAT RIGHT TO ME!"
>"You're being very loud."
"OH SAY CAN YOU SEE!"
>"Guards, escort him to the dungeon. We'll get those nuclear secrets one way or another."
"Name: Anonymous. Rank: Captain. Serial number: 54985870. And that's all you're ever going to get from me."
>"We'll see about that."

>>28933864
>They take away Anon's Lunchables and chicken tendies,

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>>28933864

A-Anon? Is that... you? Anon, it's terrible! They came and took all my animals and put me in here! They said... they said really mean things about you! They said you hate us all, and... and that you're keeping secrets!

Anon, I'm scared! They said if you don't tell them what they want, then they'll... they'll... my animals...

Why are they doing this, Anon?

>>28933899
>anon escapes from prison after conspiring with fluttershy for 3 months
>turns out fluttershy is heavily fascist and a strong supporter of equinazism in secret
>break out
>have assosciates assassniate the 3 princesses
>don't kill twilight, watch her visible break down into a state of irreparable mental psychosis
>she is thrown into an asylum and spends the rest of her days as the asylum's most unstable resident
>Anon and Fluttershy form a bicameral dictatorship and become supreme leaders of New Equestria, which, at this point, had executed/enslaved all non-pony races

>>28933929
fascist bastard go wear leather you Nazi and kill yourself like your dead leader.

Does she think we condone it just because humanity discovered such powers and weaponised them?

>>28933977
Go choke on a penny, jew.

>>28933582
> You stare flatly at Luna.
"That's what you dug up?"
> "This is quite worry, Anonymous, and I-"
> Raising a single finger, you halt the princess.
"If you genuinely think I have hidden anything out of any degree of maliciousness, then here are a few more phrases for you to look into the next time you go poking in my head without my permission: MIRV. Teller-Ulam device. Firestorm. Mutually-assured destruction."
> Luna's eyes widen; though she cannot know what you are talking about, your tone makes it abundantly clear that they are far, far worse than anything she has discovered up to this point.
> Fold your arms, you bore into her with your fierce look.
"Now. I have never balked from the fact that humanity has fought truly awful wars resulting in destruction of an incredible scale. Moreover, I would remind you that you discovered this by searching through my mind with magic we have no way of detecting, let alone protecting ourselves from."
> Her ears droop, muzzle falling towards the ground.
> Even the princess' mane seems to run a little flatter.
"So. No, I have not given you all the gory details, because frankly they are not relevant. You know what is relevant? We have not destroyed ourselves. We held the fires of the sun itself in our hand and understood the danger therein. We stood back from the edge of oblivion, no matter how close we walked."
> "Nor has ponykind, when threatened with destruction. Even from within."
"Yes. You see my point, Luna? I have not lied to you or your sister, and I will reveal any information that I think will best help you understand what we are. I'll ask that you trust me with that much."

"What do you mean, 'what humanity is capable of'? To put it in the perspective of somepony who doesn't understand humanity, there was a very bad person who made everyone not like everyone else a bit more . So we decided to make an object that would help us survive. Luna, if changelings were to attack Equestria, what would you do?"
>"We would use the elements of harmony, of course."
"And what do the elements of harmony do?"
>"They use magic to-"
"Does humanity have magic?"
>"Well no, but-"
"So a close second we had was science. Suppose the elements of harmony couldn't be used for some reason, but say Twilight just made a breakthrough in science that would allow you to defend yourself against the changelings. Would you take science, your chance of survival, or would you accept the deaths of everypony?"
>"...We understand, Anonymous."

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>>28933699
>Of all things, your waifu was commie filth
>Fuck
>You're holding back tears
>This was not a land of the free, or a home of the brave
>This was the motherland
>You sob quietly
"T-Three cheers for t-the red, white, and blue"
>"Anonymous, why is this upsetting you? We just want to know about your weaponry, this is important to the future of Equestria. Come, take a seat"
"I know better than to take an offer from you traitors."
>"I don't see how this is offending you greatly."
"I AM A TRUE AMERICAN AND I WILL NOT BE TREATED LIKE THIS!"
>"Anon, please calm down and we must have this talk. Your technology is very strange, but dangerous. We need to know about this. It has great potential for our nation."
"MY COUNTRY, TIS OF THEE"
>"Anon."
"SWEET LAND OF LIBERTY
>"Anonymous, please quiet down."
"OF THEE I SING: LAND WHERE MY FATHERS DIED, LAND OF PILGRIMS' PRIDE, FROM EVERY MOUNTAIN SIDE, LET FREEDOM RING"
>"ANONYMOUS, I MUST USE THE ROYAL CANTERLOT VOICE?"
"I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF AMERICAN FREEDOM!"
>"ANON PLEASE CALM DOWN"
"IT IS MY AMERICAN DUTY"
>Celestia comes down, looking pissed
>"Excuse me, what are you two yelling about?"
"THIS WHOLE THING IS JUST A COMMUNIST PLAN TO GET INFORMATION OF OUR NUCLEAR TECHNOLOGY"
>"Sorry sister, I found out something about Anon's world that we could use for Equestria."
>"What is this technology?"
"NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS, RED SCUM. I'VE ALREADY LET YOU KNOW TOO MUCH."
>"Anonymous, we are not communists."
"PROVE IT!"
>"I don't know what this "America" place is, but you seem to enjoy it, so I guess it's a good place?"
"Hmmm. I'm convinced."
>The two princesses sigh with relief
>"Now about your weapo-"
"AMERICA! AMERICA! GOD SHED HIS GRACE ON THEE!"

>>28934081
kek

>>28933929
Does Anon have sexual relations with komrade shy? This is important.

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>>28933582
Okay fuck it, I'm working on a couple stories at the moment but because of my waifu and the interesting premise, I think I might cook something up tomorrow.

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>>28933582
"Oh, you mean Trinity? Wait until you hear about Project Pluto!"

>>28933582
"Lock the Door Luna."
>Luna magically locks the door.
"Dear girl I must ask this of you, what do you truly know about Humanity and its Gods?"
>Luna looks at you quizzingly and quickly responds as if not to offend you further.
>"The most I truly know of Humans is through you sir Anonymous."
>You smile as you begin to disrobe, tattoos adorning every inch of your naked body, dark incantations and inscriptions of physics, summons, symbology, chemistry, philosophies and mythologies.
"Upon mine Flesh I carry the whole of my world."
>You run your finger over each inscription
"These Truths of our Sciences, our Magics, and of our Philosophies."
>You turn around and witness unto her the sigil of Absolution, the Great Unity and all its formations.
"My world was a world of Creation, and likewise Destruction."
>You quickly begin clothing yourself once more, while kneeling before the tiny princess patting her head.
"Don't be afraid of this, after all..."
>You go for the door and smile gently at her.
"You would understand the darkness in comparison to the light...my friend."
>You close the door and begin whistling Staying Alive by the Beegees, as Luna quietly tried to piece together the revelations you shone upon her.

>>28933582
If you want to know about how nukes work ask you sister about her sun.
We made the concept of that thing into a weapon.
Go ahead and tell her, she will probably be impressed, hell we were shocked we didn't burn our atmosphere the first time we tried it.

>>28934414
project pluto was funny as fuck. a shame it was never a reality

>>28933875
Not the tendies!

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>>28934081

>>28933582
>"Yeah, well, make that portal one-way. You dont wanna have us come here."

>>28933582
>Be Anon
>Moon princess says this to you
>You simply reply with
"No"
>"What Anon, what do you mean"
"I mean that I'm NOT giving the secrets of my homeland"
"Why not"
"Because why, and now that I think about it, WHY would you ask that question anyway
>"What are talking about Anon, enough of this silliness and tell me" Luna says in confusion
>Then your face then turns pale as your realize what's happening
"(Gasp) You, I though I could trust you" you say in anger
>"Anon what-"
"YOU know what I'm talking about. YOUR TRYING TO STEAL OUR SECRETS YOU COMMUNIST BASTARD"
>"WHAT, Anon I'm not what you call a communist" she says but you know something's up
>"Silly Anon, there is a communist in this country but it's not her" a unknown voice says.
>Then out of some nearby shadow on the balcony, came Stalin.

>>28935275
>With a gun in his hand he points it at you
>"I'm impressed, that some American pig actually found out my plan"
"B-b-b-BUT ITS IMPOSSIBLE, YOUR DEAD, YOUR SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD.
>"I know, but I was revived by the magic of the portal. Now here I am, now I'm going to go back to my glorious country, the motherland, with those secrets of yours AND CREATE AN EMPIRE."
"NO" you scream as you pull your own gun out on the Comie"
>You silently thank god that you brought with you your pistol from home to equestrian as the lands first gun fight is witnessed.
>Bullets bounce of the castle and hit parts of the very balcony you stand on
>At this point, Luna at a very safe distance inside orders the royal gaurd to come immediately arrest Stalin.
>But then Stalin blows part of the roof off using some germane , causing some debris to block the door.
>"No intervening, this is fight fought by us 2" the comie leader says as you frantically reload your gun.
>You then begin to climb up the roof as he reloads
>"WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING, GIVE ME THOSE NUCLEAR SECRETS." Stalin screams in rage as he climbs after you.
"NEVER" you yell back
>At this point your both at the top of the castle and shooting each other.
>Stalin then sneaks behind you and pistol sips you from behind
"Arnngh" you groan as you feel the pain from the fire arm hit you on the back of the head.
>He then kicks you in the gut and aims his gun at you
>"Give up already, you know you can't win, now give me your nuclear secrets and I might let you go"
"No, I-I-I-I will n-never, not to someone such as yourself" you say as you quickly kick Stalin in the gut
>He groans in pain and stumbles back, giving you enough time to grab your gun and fire at him.
>Your bullets then hit the communist and then he continues to stumble back as you continue to fire, till he falls off the edge of the roof.
>"NOOOOOOOOOO" Stalin yells as he meets him demise again
>You then sit down on the castle roof and recap what just happened.

>>28934046
go hump a dead horse I'm not a jew!

>>28933627
lol

>>28935402
top kek

Did you just assume my nationality?

>>28933699
That feel when your deranged mcarthyist era of paranoia and fear explains to luna most adequately about why our species is the way it is.

>>28935812
>tfw the left is pushing McCarthyist era paranoia on the wrong people
>tfw your country is going to be torn apart from the inside because the screaming and crying minority took the spotlight off the real problems and nobody knew until it was too late

Why does she want to know? What does Pony need with plutonium

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I fail to see how this came out my head, what's the manhattan project

>>28933582
And you assume that I know shit about nuclear physics?

>>28936712

This is a point. If asked to summarise your knowledge to Luna without being able to Google anything, what could you tell her about The Manhattan Project, nuclear weapons and the possibility of nuclear holocaust?

want nukes ill give nukes from Russia and north korea.
please don't take Americas nukes.

>>28936928
Not that anon, but I could tell a fair bit. Mechanical engineer + interest in nuclear physics, military history, and defense technology.

>>28936690
>not knowing what the Manhattan project was
Learn your history anon.
>this thread
>saying they won't divulge information about a declassified project from many years ago
Cmon guys, it's practically common knowledge what the Manhattan project was. The government declassified it's information so obviously they don't care if we tell a technicolor magical speaking pony from another dimension. Though it is hilarious to play like it is extremely top secret yet us beta lords who watch a show of said technicolor magical speaking ponies would ever really know much of anything that's actually top secret. Oh I'm sure there might be a miniscule few who are in a position to know said information, but it's highly unlikely.


On another note, did you know for many years of the cold war the code to launch the nukes on all silos across the world the code was all zeros and they shared that with all personnel who ran the launch systems.

>>28938726
And I mean to launch the nukes for all US owned silos. They have since changed when a story came out about how the code was all 0.

>>28933660
But about about the Mithocondria?

>>28936928
i could explain the basic principles behind it and maybe how to make the shell but not much else

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>>28933582
I know, right?
Played the shit out of it when I was a kid.