It's Sun-day: let us bask in Princess Celestia's g

It's TUESDAY

>>28925960
its fucking tuesday
are you retarted?

>>28925960
>sham thread again
fuck you bro

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>>28925960
Happy Sunday to you all!!

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This is just sad.

>>28925969

He's in a different timezone

>>28926018
???

>>28926018
Fuck off, let this shit die

>>28926018
No matter what time zone he is in, the earliest it could be for him is Tuesday, 22 Nov at 10:31.

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Enough Celestia! All the teasing, all the tail flicks, only to deny me!
>wait anon please...
No! No !ore waiting I'm going to show you what happenes to teases.
>guards! Guards!
They won't hear you, at least not till I'm done.


I want Celestia to get what's coming to her

>>28926032
The fuck? Is she getting raped by a shota? Is this supposed to be some form of forced /ss/ ?

What annoys me is that I kinda like the way Celly is drawn in that picture, but that kid is really off-putting.

I can't believe /sun/ is fucking dead

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>>28926084
I agree, I just did not care to voice it. Back to lurking..

>>28926176
Holy fuck, can't you come up with your own filenames you autistic faggot

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>>28926182
I would but I am not sure how to rename files on my Android.

>>28926176
>>28926032
Anon going through purberty?

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>>28926032
>>28926084
>>28926176

Later

>mmf mmf hmmpphg!!
Take it TAKE IT TAKE IT!!!
>hHhHHhHMmMMMMpPPHHHH!!
Did you just cum on my dick you fucking slut!
>*whimper*

>>28925960
Delete this thread you fucking inbred. I swear if Hiro hired mods I would have taken the job long ago and permabanned the shit out of you idiots.

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>>28925995
>>28925977
>>28926508
Bumping salt thread

>>28928293
moar?

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>>28928305
Moar qt Celly?

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>>28928385
I have plenty

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>>28928528
Only the cutest are allowed

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>>28928630
Does anyone have the 'I'm the cutest' pic?

I need it for reasons

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>>28928293
"WHAT ARE YOU?!"
'a-an idiot sandwich...'

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>>28928716
>>28928716
here ya go

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>>28928767
Many appreciations famalam

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>>28929022
could use a mean brushing

So uh... /Mom/ when?

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>>28928385

>>28928293
>salt
ugh, fucking literal underages
i hate the hiatus

>>28925960
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>>28925968
>>28925969

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>It's Sunday
>It was actually Tuesday
OP, you absolute madman. You're playing fire.

>>28930262
Fantastic meme.

Fucking german captcha is killing me.

>>28929148

this

>>28930262
>>28930277
>>28930278
hey great job assholes, really, nice job saving this thread.

is there a sub of your liking you'd prefer me to post this ebin cap to?

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>>28930289
>>28930278 here.
Jokes on you, I actually saged :^)
Now it's a bump tho. Thread seems a bit dead with not even 40 replies.

>>28930289
The sun came out, looked around, then decided to go back to sleep.
>"Look! It's coming up without her!"

>>28930300
Because this isn't the real /sun/ thread, retard.

Why bother saging with /r/4chan running around bumping threads about to 404

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>>28930319
>Thanks for reviving the thread asshole.
>But I didn't.
>Why do you even bother, you can bump it because reddit.
>That's not real Celestia thread because it's made on day different than Sunday, it clashes with my routine.
Woah. /sun/ really is autistic.

>>28930349
if its not exactly the same everytime they will throw a fit and demand saging until next sunday.

that means different OP pic, different OP text, different OP, and yes, any day other than sunday EST.

its quite fascinating. a college student should study the phenomena for a psychology class.

sega

>>28930349
You can make all the real Celestia threads you want. Just call them "Celestia thread". Calling it /sun/ when it's not Sunday is simply idiotic.

>>28930365
stop acting like you're any better. The mere fact that you're on this board proves otherwise.

Thanks to you idiots and redditors this shit will be dragged till the weekend, and we won't have a decent thread for another week because it will be shitposted to death. I hope you're happy. Now go play out in traffic.

>>28930413
>act autistic
>blame others
>project harder
actually, people like you are the problem. you destroy your own shit and then bitch at other people for "making you do it"

heres a thought: stop shitting on things you like.

aseg

>>28930417
Don't pretend you idiots are doing it for any other purpose than shitposting and pissing off people. When you don't have a thread to shit on with your stupid "hurrr I want her to pee on my face", dislestia and whatnot you make one from scratch. Because you know people will get mad. Fucking die already. Last (you) from me.

>>28930471
i want celestia to pee on my face.

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>>28930471
i didnt make this thread, and youre the only one who can stop you from getting mad. you could be like "well its not sunday but whatever, praise the sun." instead you choose to act like a bitch. so yes, people are going to come laugh at you for that reason. you could have prevented this.

gase esag agse

fuck you let fake piece of shit thread die

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Sun bitch thinks she tell me what to do. She gon' learn today. But the thing I'm don't with her I'll be calling the shots


Anon trying to saddle break celestial anyone?

>>28930560

>>28930506

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^:)

>>28930792
hate to break it to you kid but homer quit making pts

die fake thread

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>>28929339
I've never seen a poner moar qt than this one.

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>>28930560
It might just be headcanon, but I always imagined Celestia being a sub. Always so powerful and in charge, I bet she'd love being on bottom for once.

Non shitposty discussion, how do you think Celestia likes her coffee?

geas

>>28930471
I want Celestia to kiss my face

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>>28931206
Pure and strong. No milk or butter, no sugar too.
After thousands of years of life you need a really fucking strong coffee to get you going.

boo fake thread

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>"Wakey wakey."
>Something wet touches your cheek.
>Wake up, open your eyes.
>See this.
What do?

>>28931594
what touched my cheek?

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>>28931594
Administer as many kisses as I can before she can move away

Alternatively:
>Boop

>>28931675
Tip of a benis :DD
She kissed you nigga.

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>>28931791

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where would you take her to dine?

>>28931906
There used to be a restaurant and ice cream shop, both american 50s style where I live.
She'd probably love that kind of stuff.

>>28931906
I would obviously take her to my bed for some hot home-made quinine.

>>28931906
to the real /sun/ thread

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>>28931906
I'd make her something myself, I'm sure with all the professional chefs she has cooking for her the thing that would impress her the most is something you put work into.

Continuing the string of questions, what songs make you think of best princess?
>inb4 "My sunshine" or "Sunlight"

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Bamp

>>28931944
im sure she likes songs beyond shit about the sun. its lot like every single song on everyones playlist here is about ponies.

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>>28932972
I didn't ask what songs she would like, I asked what songs you like to listen to that remind you of her. For instance, when I listen to BFG Division from the Doom OST, celestia doesn't come to my mind.
However, when I hear Ain't No Sunshine, I immediately think of her. Try reading that one again

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>>28933217
Lunatic here. This always makes me think of muh waifu because she picked it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_izt7vlJKM0

>>28931266
So.. Cuban coffee?

>>28930471
So... You aren't trying to make someone upset?

People are going to shit post, this entire thread is stupidly benign. Don't worry about it at all man. You never had to read it, you know what's in it

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>>28933236
Would serenade waifu to/10
This one works for me because it's true

>>28935120
>tfw you forget the link
I don't deserve her
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=d-i00jDTe8I

Let this die, you're going to fuck it up for when we have the real thread on sunday.

>>28935158
im sure thats supposed to be sweet or romantic, but it comes across as a bit depressing instead.

>>28931906
Mcdonalds

>>28935429

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>>28935496
U wot m8?
Maybe this one is less "depressing"
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ojYK6CW8gdw

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>>28932768
Holy shit.
>Crotchtits bra
>Mfw

let this die you fucking retards

>>28935986
>>28935986
>>28935986
>>28935986
>>28935986
I must rap the princess and your not gonna stop me!

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>>28935986
Stop being so autistic. The conversation has been fine without your peppered in whining.

>>28936078

>>28935986

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>>28930031
>ugh

>>28936174
Eat a dick, mobilefag, your opinions count for less than shit.

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>>28936188
Fuck off cuntbag, at least the mobilefag isn't as much of a faggot as you are

>>28936199
Fine, you dickweeds can have fun dragging this fake POS across the board and we'll be ass out when sunday rolls around and there's no thread, again.

>>28936225
Anon.. let them do whatever they want. The more you complain, the more they'll be encouraged to continue. I myself gave them a bunch of (You)s and told them to go play out in traffic, then went back to browsing other threads. I know, it's sad to see a shitposting thread having more traffic then the regular ones, but you can't do much about it. Just wait, eventually it'll die, just like tons of others did. In the meantime, there are lots of other threads with interesting content. If you want her in particular, there's a good Celestia thing on rgre. See you around, anon.
Everyone else don't bother replying, I'm done giving (You)s.

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>>28936403
>>28936225
Fucking hell, the sheer amount of butthurt over a simple thread is insane. Are you guys really so autistic that you sperg out when it's not made on Sunday specifically? You guys can throw as many fits as you want, I'll be here enjoying best princess.

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>>28936225
>>28936403
Faggots

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>>28936424
I'll reach the Celestia's beachboy mode.
In a year, two or three, but I'll reach it and then I'll be able to happily self insert into that picture.

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>>28936478
Don't worry breh, we'll all make it someday. Just lift for the sun, you'll make it up there sometime.
Today was not a good day for my cut however

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Would you teach her how to shitpost?

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>28936225(You)

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>>28936967
Oh man that's qt

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>>28937938
Huh, I've never seen that one animated before.

die

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TWILIGHT OR LUNA

ONE HAS TO DIE

WHICH DOES CELESTIA SAVE?

>>28938664
Luna of course. They are family after all.

>>28938664
much like spiderman or batman, she would cheat and save both.

>>28938626

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Goodnight bump. Gonna watch the sun rise tomorrow, gotta get up early.

>>28939605
nope fuck you hope this fake thread dies

>>28936561
What is it?
I bet nothing some good ol' praising can't fix.

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while i do enjoy winter's chill, the days are far too short for my liking.
She'll keep me warm, though. She always does

>>28939605
It's been too cloudy here lately to see either the sun or moon rise.

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>>28939909
It was the spoils of a Thanksgiving feast, and I probably went a little overboard. Looks like I'll have to take on that extra mile or so today.
>>28940418
That sucks. Getting lots of snow, or just cloudy?

>>28940709
lots of snow.

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>>28940778
I'm jelly, I love the snow. I'll trade you!

fake thread die

>>28941207
no u

>>28941415
Haha, it's you.

Go ahead faggot, kill this with 'no u' like you did the last 100 posts of /sun/ last time, that's what I want.

>>28941434
ok

>>28941207
why

>>28940887
nah, winter is my favorite season friend.

yo yo yo just wanna pop in and praise THE SUN for gifting my Boys the W yesterday

*dabs*

WE DEM BOYS

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>28941434(You)

>>28941479
Damn
I JUST WANT A WHITE CHRISTMAS
AAAAAAHHHHHHH

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>>28941525
I can help with that.

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>>28931188
Please have this version instead.

>>28940887
That pic looks cropped

Google Image Search reveals nothing

I wish to have sauce pls

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>>28941640
I'd prefer that to snow.
>>28941674
Thanks!
>>28941740
https://derpibooru.org/836466?scope=scpe63b11ccde50bd7145561cb403b7711e33fc71eb5

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PREPARE FOR TROUBLE
AND MAKE IT DOUBLE

>>28940412
The image in the right monitor!
Post it for all please!!

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>>28942610
here you are

>>28941885
Bless

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>>28942629
Why thank you kind Siwr!

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>>28940412
Sauce on daki?

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>>28942783
you'll need a even bigger version of this if you're gonna have it made for you

i bought mine at bronycan

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>>28942950
Dammit, yet another piece of merch I really want but cant have

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Bamp

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>>28926427

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Hey guys check out this picture

>>28944614
kill me

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for those of you in the land of the rising sun, welcome to /sun/day

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>>28945922
>animuland only has 45 min to go till it's /sun/day
Lucky bastards.

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Bamp

>fake thread still up
I fucking hate you people.

>>28946604
Stay mad autist. We're having fun and you can;t stop it.

>>28947773
kill yourself, faggot

>>28947789

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Man, this picture always freaks me out.
Just look how different she looks from an accurate cartoon horse.
She seems so blocky.

>>28948288
she has a sharp chin

>>28947773

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Maybe some OC will drum up traffic in out "fake" thread.
I made a thing, if you guys like it I'll continue on to the next season.
https://www.dropbox.com/s/t8k00rxk1xopyzo/Season%201%20Celestia.zip?dl=0

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>>28950541
i'd be down for it
thank you for taking the time to actually do it

Oh wow, didnt even know this tread has been up since Tuesday. I'll try to post before work.

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>>28936966
>5mins later

>>28952995
i cant help but feel like itd be more like helping your grandma

fake

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It's SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY AT THE SUUUUPERSLAAAAAM.

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>>28953903
A SPIT-SWAPPING MAKE OUT MATCH

>>28950541
I this is great anon, please continue.

>>28953903
WHERE REIGNING CHAMP CELESTIA TAKES ON JOHN CENA

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>28953215
I'm pretty sure these guys are retarded
Apparently it's such a travesty for this thread to be made on a tuesday rather than a Sunday that after shitposting here, they had to go make their own thread just to shitpost some more.
>>28950541
I love this

>>28925960
bamp

>>28950541
Wow, really well done.Seriously, thanks for making this.
>>28954457
Don't be too hard on them. I think the main problem is that they don't want to give the troll thread maker power: if we use his stuff, he'll make more in the future. I can understand the feeling, especially since the "worst princess" weekly thread just died out. This thread started out as absolute garbage, so that probably didn't help.
Though the conversation, not the starter, is what should really matter; I can see where they're coming from. It's not just a load of empty autism, so don't hate them too much for it.

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>>28952501
>>28954101
>>28954457
>>28954551
You're welcome, I'm on the second season now. Any complaints or suggestions before I get started? I'm sure there was at least something wrong.
>>28954551
I'm confused, what's so bad about some guy making "fake" threads? If he wants to start a new Celestia thread, why shouldn't he?

>>28954551
I updated really mind, but the butthurt is getting out of control. Not only are they shitposting in here but they're also flooding the board with two other threads.

>>28954695
>2 threads is flooding
ok glimmerfriend

>>28954695
>flooding the board

I'm not complaining, >>28954524 is better quality than this moldy asscrack of a thread

we've literally done nothing but complain and aruge

>>28954710
Three threads now, as apposed to the usual one.
>>28954718
>complain and argue
Wut? We haven't done that this whole time, just with shitposting autists.

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>>28954730
alright

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Beautiful, glorious princess.

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>>28926032
ok I need this and I need it now

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>>28931206
I want to bend her over face down ass up and just rail her

http://imgur.com/a/ceftS

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What sort of things does best princess do on a regular basis? We see some crisis management sort of stuff throughout the show, but what about the daily tasks of a princess?

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>>28954840
You're my kinda guy, Anon
>tfw you'll never rail your waifu all night, cumming inside her countless times
>tfw she'll never carry your foals/weird human hybrids
It hurts.

>>28954862
>foals/hybrids
No

None of that


Also by ass up face down I mean like this tier

https://derpibooru.org/867023?scope=scpee2b0e53ec0bdbcf99a68509630f430c63ca05542

I refuse to ever get off to shit with guy horses in it but this is a good reference
Also we need sex green of her and we need it now

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>>28954880
>I refuse to ever get off to shit with guy horses in it
We're one in the same Anon
>Also we need sex green of her and we need it now
I am I writefag, I could writefag something later tonight
Post lewds for motivation

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>>28954918

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>>28954918
Bruh
We are kindred spirits
>post lewds


I am more than happy to oblige such a modest request

A lot of it will probably be cropped porn though

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>>28954918

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>>28954918
fucking duplicates

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>>28954918
I'm actually really big into the whole "want her to be adopted mom and then wincest" but anything of her X anon will do

https://www.dropbox.com/sh/c0pyyazxp4cnpxr/AADKu5oEkv5PsLW-qITYB70Ha?dl=0

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>have about 30 wallpapers switching every 30 seconds
>Conviniently the only Celly wallpaper is also the one that's displayed most frequently.
I'm not saying it's bad.
I'm saying there's a hidden message behind that.

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At your service my lady.

>>28955134
Why's he wearing a dress?

>>28954918
plox make sex scene be ass up face down

>>28954880
>not wanting children with your waifu
And this is why you are undeserving.

In case you all haven't seen it

https://e621.net/post/show/1050906/

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>>28956682
>drawn like shit
>animated by tweening (in other words, not animated)
>audio is of a 40 year old man stirring peanut butter in front of a microphone, probably just pitch-shifted his own voice to make the moans sound feminine
"no"

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Sorry this took so long, I was preoccupied.

>"So, I finally told him his caviar goûté terrible!"
>The small party breaks out into courteous laughter with you at the center, poorly trying to play along.
>This was the third charity dinner you had attended this month, and you were sick and tired of the whole song and dance.
>Every night it was the same thing, filled to the brim with those higher class beings talking about how many new suits they bought today, or what new piece of jewelry they acquired.
>They only invited you out of necessity anyways, you knew the real pony they wanted to be there.
>Princess Celestia herself.
>The princess sits next to you at the table, the image of absolute perfection as she laughs along with every terrible attempt at a joke.
>She looked absolutely stunning in her dark red dress, sticking wonderfully to her curvy form.
>She never wore much makeup, because she never needed it.
>You were holding her hoof in your palm under the table, giving it a light squeeze every so often.
>As Canterlot's resident alien freak and Celestia's long time coltfriend, it was a little hard to invite her without you.
>You'd rather not attend, but every time you insist on staying behind she somehow manages to "persuade" you.
>Tonight was just the same as any other night, but Celestia was acting a little strange this time around.
>She kept giving you the oddest looks, "bumping" into you, and occasionally resting her hoof on your lap under the table.
>You meant to ask her about it, but every time you tried she was whisked away once again by some other dignitary in "desperate need of funds".
>You had turned to look at her, but to your surprise she was already staring at you with a wild grin.
>Her horn began to light up in a light yellow tint as she slowly levitated her glass of wine off the table over to her lips.
>Staring at you intently she ran her thick tongue along the rim of the glass, resting her hoof in your lap once again.

>>28956985
https://derpibooru.org/23689?scope=scpe9ca60c692639001e6a4bba2889b92166ece03e31

>She takes a large sip of the liquid before hovering the glass in the air, never taking her eyes off yours as she tips it over.
>A small trickle of liquid spills from the glass on to her dress, forming an even darker red stain along her chest.
>"Oh goodness, how clumsy of me. I really should go to the bathroom and clean this off or my dressmaker will have a fit, excuse me."
>She gracefully stands up from the table, trotting past the still rambling party guests.
>As she crossed the dining hall, she stops in the doorway leading away from the room to turn and look back at you.
>Her eyes immediately catch yours as she feverishly licked her lips, lifting her tail in the air to show off her skin tight dress.
>As if that wasn't enough to get your attention, a warm pressure wraps itself around your unsuspecting member, gently massaging the skin as Celestia's horn lit up.
>Suppressing a quiet moan you quickly stand up from the table, making up some half baked excuse and heading towards the now empty doorway.
>As soon as you were out of sight of all the party goers, you begin searching for your marefriend.
>"Caelum? Where'd you go?"
>You hadn't searched for more than a few seconds when a pair of hooves plants themselves on your chest, pushing you against the nearest wall.
>Celestia roughly plants her lips against yours, her tongue already prodding at your lips.
>She assaults your mouth for a few more moments before pulling her head away, a thin strand of saliva connecting your lips.
>"Finally, I get you all to my self. I've been staring at you this whole time, I hope you noticed."
>Her voice was dripping with sultry tones as she planted light kisses along your neck, cooing softly as you trace your hands down her curvy frame.
"I might've noticed. Care to tell me what that's all about?"

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>>28957001
https://derpibooru.org/1007532?scope=scpef1c19f8ecd35ac6718b6942c434b683e0ff6b832

>The sarcasm in your voice was heavy as she stared deep into your eyes, cocking a grin as her horn lit up.
>"I started my heat cycle a few days ago, and I've been feeling a little.... neglected. I've been so busy lately, I haven't had time for my hunky stallion to take care of that."
>Her bright yellow magic slowly undoes each button on your shirt, parting it slightly to expose your chest.
>Your now bare chest rested against her soft coat, slowly rocking into you.
>"I wore this dress because I knew you liked it, but maybe it would look even better off."
>Not wasting time on words you push your lips into hers again, kissing her deeply as she undoes your pant button.
>Her soft lips eagerly push into yours, only parting to let her tongue slide through.
>Your tongues wrestle with each other, grappling within your mouth as you fumble with her dress straps.
>Her dress slowly slides down as you tug the fabric, exposing her more of her white coat.
>As soon as it drops down to the floor she begins kissing along your jawline, eventually dropping down to your neck.
>A small trail of kisses led from your mouth to your chest where she was still lovingly bathing your skin, leaving small bite marks on your skin, only pausing when she reaches your waistline.
>She feverishly tugs down your pants with her teeth, wasting no time.
>The outline of your throbbing member protrudes through your underwear, twitching as she strokes it with a hoof.
>Her horn lit up again as she slid your underwear down to your knees, gasping as your member sprung out, hovering right in front of her nose.
>She bites her lip fiercely, grabbing your member in both hooves and sliding them along the soft skin.
>Her purring muzzle feels warm against your member as she drags it down the sensitive underside, resting her lips against your dangling orbs.

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>>28957026
https://derpibooru.org/1152223?scope=scpef1c19f8ecd35ac6718b6942c434b683e0ff6b832

>She pulls one of them into her mouth, rubbing into its skin with her slick probe.
>She releases your gland with a wet pop, giving your underside a slow, long lick back up to the tip.
>Her wet lips envelope your throbbing head as she slowly bobs up and down your member, her gorgeous purple eyes staring up at you lustfully.
>You reach down to grab her mane, but she quickly pulls her head away, leaving your member coated in saliva.
"Don't tell me you're just teasing me again?"
>Celestia giggles, standing and turning to rub her rump against you.

>"No, I wanted to make sure you weren't getting too excited. The only place you're going to be finishing tonight is in here."
>She flicks her tail in the air, revealing a frantically dripping marehood.
>Staring back at you eagerly she collapses her forelegs, planting her face against the floor as her rump pushes against you.
>"Rut me please, I need it..."
>You grab her plush flank, squeezing roughly as your fingers sink into the soft skin.
>Your pulsing member rubs between her swollen lips, coating your underside in her juices as you tease her further.
>You give her flank a rough slap as you push her tail away, grinning as her back arches sharply and she lets out a low moan.
>Her face is pressed all the way against the floor now, her hindlegs trembling as she holds her rump up high.
>You pull your hips back, lining your tip against her dripping slit.
>A sharp moan escapes your lips as you push your member into her slit, her warmth wrapping around you as you slide in.
>You push your entire length inside her lips, a loud gasp coming from beneath you as you push her further into the floor.
>She rubs her rump into you as your hips collide, her walls tightly gripping your member.

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>>28957041
https://derpibooru.org/1169688?scope=scpef1c19f8ecd35ac6718b6942c434b683e0ff6b832

>A thick coat of mare juice covers your shaft as you slowly pull your member from her slit, leaving only the tip in before burying your entire length inside her slit again
>Small moans slowly grow louder as you thrust in and out of her tight marehood, eventually turning into near screams.
>You were picking up speed, slamming your hips into hers as deeply as you could.
>A small pool of drool formed around her mouth on the floor as her eyes rolled back into her head, her hips wildly bucking against yours.
>A familiar pressure was building up in your shaft, growing with each thrust.
"Celly, I'm close..."
>"Inside! Cum inside!"
>You grab both sides of her flank, roughly pulling her against your member.
>A grunt slides out of your mouth as your orgasm hits, thick strands of hot seed shooting from your tip, coating her walls.
>Cum dribbles out onto the floor underneath you as you unload your seed inside the quivering mare beneath you.
>The wild moans are slowly replaced by loud panting, Celestia slowly sliding to the floor as you lay next to her
>"I... I feel much better now..."
>You lean to the side, nuzzling into her neck and purring.
"We should probably get back now, I'm sure they're looking for us by now."
>"I suppose so, but I might require your services again when we get back home~."
>You wink, pulling her close against you.
"Go ahead, I'll make sure you can't even walk straight in the morning."

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You think Celestia can get some of that "young good" like Discord did?

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>>28957059
>She leans forward, nuzzling into your chest.
>"I'm looking forward to it~."

>>28956382
Of course.

>>28957079
>>>lesbians

>>28957104
You prefer her with Sombra/Scorpan?

>>28957145
She is alone and pure.

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>>28956985
>>28957001
>>28957026
>>28957041
>>28957059

>>28955768
They sometimes utilized a cone shaped crotch area to prevent enemies from hitting the weak point in the armour.

>>28956682
She looks bored as fuck. The animation makes her look like a eldritch abomination. She literally had no fun there and the animator was too fucking lazy to make anything other than "The cock goes into the puss puss then gets grey for some reason." If you're fucking Celestia you do a lil more than THAT. Make out for a bit. Eat her out, then ram her head down as you bite her wing and ram her till she can't walk.

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>>28956682
>Manface
>On a mare
How do people manage to fuck up this badly. Mare/stallion distinction is piss easy.

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>>28956985
>>28957001
>>28957026
>>28957041
>>28957059
>>28957088
Fuuuuuuuuuuucking saved

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>>28957088
nice
niiiiiice

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What would celestia's reaction realistically be if somehow you ended up in equestria and when she asked you for all the info about earth and humans in general that you had, you said you'd only tell if you got to fuck her regularly

>>28961123
Wow, these prompts are AMAZING.

I hope this thread lasts til sunday again.

>>28961148
>He doesn't wanna talk about fucking Celestia regularly
Could you be anymore of a faggot?

>>28961123
>>28961148
>>28961158
To make things more interesting, imagine you have a laptop or desktop or something with you and it can connect to the internet, but horses have 0 knowledge of computers so they have 0 way to hack into it, without the pass word they cant get in

You allow "sessions" to catch glimpses of all combined human knowledge from the "oracle" google in exchange for fucking her

>>28961168
This is a new general all of /mlp/ needs.

die

>>28957258
eh. lets just agree shes alone

>>28961998
This. I think that Celestia had many suitors, and maybe a few lovers, in her early days. As her public reputation rose from mere ruler to Goddess, any potential suitors increasingly became intimidated by her status and prestige.

I think that's one advantage that Anon always has over the myriad stallions of Equestria. He was never born into the culture that regard Celestia as the God Princess, she's just another magic horse to him.

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I don't know how many of you remember me. I had the dream of being a space traveler and coming across Celestia in her final days.

Finally got around to drawing something about it.

Felt really good actually getting something like this off my mind and onto the screen.

>>28964171
Based. Do you remember any details about the dream?

>>28964288
Every.
>be inna spaceship coming out of warp
>now in orbit around a dark, cloudy looking planet
>I was some sort of ambassador or representative of some intergalactic government
>There was something on this planet that I needed to bring back
>I pull up a hologram that told the stats on the planet
>Says it's several billion years old, the nearby star is in it's later stages of life, very volcanic, but atmosphere was still breathable; no data on name.
>Says there's possibly sentient life
>That unsettles me for some reason
>Decide that I should be fine anyways and fly down to the surface.
>Visibility disappears as I go through a thick gray cloud cover
>Pops back as I break through, showing a landscape that's fiery and desolate
>Computer says it's risky landing near the object location due to a nearby volcano, so I'd have to walk
>Land in what looked to once be a forest; now just a field of dead and burnt tree trunks
>Climb out of the cockpit as the canopy raises out of the way, and walk in the general direction
>It was hot and windy
>A minute of walking passed, and I hear a screech
>Red, scaly pterodactyl like creatures started falling from the sky towards me
>Reach for blaster
>But it's stuck in it's holster
>Decide to run for a thicker part of the woods to escape them
>Move through the maze of trees and come out the other side
>I find myself on the edge of a steep hill
>Below me was a wide, flat, barren valley
>On one end, a Mt. Doom tier volcano was spewing fire constantly
>On the other, was what looked like Canterlot Castle, but much, much lower to the ground, and very worse for wear
>Now almost a dark gray color and in a crumbling state
>Surrounding it were five pristine, white, slender towers with purple tops
>Suddenly the volcano exploded
>A pyroclastic flow tumbled down the side of the mountain and into the valley
>Heading straight to the castle, looking like it'd destroy it

>>28964299
>Heading straight to the castle, looking like it'd destroy it
>Lights began to shine from the tips of the towers
>Then a great, violet colored shield of energy appeared between them and the approaching hot cloud
>It gave slightly when they collided, but the shield seemed to hold it back
>The ground shook beneath me then, and I lost my footing
>I tumbled down the slope beneath me
>Next thing I know, I'm waking up in a clean, white room with gold trim, laying on a table sitting in the center
>I hear a voice next to me
"TI was wondering when you would wake. I have to say, traversing the volcanic plains alone is a foolishly dangerous task."
>I turn my head to see who was talking
>It was Celestia
>She was smiling at me, but she had this haunted look about her
>Like she was trying to hide a sickness or pain
>At her sides were two unicorn guards of different colors
>I sit up
>"I thought there couldn't be life here."
"Well... Not much. There aren't many of us left."
>Before I could respond, she turned towards an open doorway behind her.
"Come. Follow me."
>I get off of the table and walk behind her through the door and down a spiraling staircase
>As we walk down, I look out the windows that dot the side
>It looked like we were in the center tower (2 towers out one side, 2 on the other, and the castle and volcano were in view)
>"Who are you?"
>She pauses, still looking forwards
"...The ruler of a dying world. The sad monarch, helpless as she watches her once great kingdom fall into ruin."
>She resumes down the steps
"It was once beautiful, this land... Those days are no more."
>"What happened?"
>There was a moment of silence, she lowered her head,
"Many, many things... Wars. Death. Betrayal. But history will only remember it as it being our time to leave. The clock had finally run out for them"
>The stairs ended with a long hallway, which was followed by a set of steps that lead back up
>We walk down in silence

>>28964309
>Finally, she speaks up again
"I know why you're here."
>We travel up the steps to another hallway
>Now the walls were pitted, gray stone, holding worn, lightless torch holders, rotted and burnt doors long ajar or fallen down
>The windows overlooked the valley, towers and volcano all at once
>I felt grim looking at it all
"I have to say, I don't blame you for coming here. And I will not stop you from claiming what you desire."
>We turn a corner and into a room. It looks like what used to be a study
>Full of old bookcases full of destroyed books and artifacts
>There was a very large open balcony to the left of me
>In the center of it all, there was a small, stone pedestal that had some object draped in a gray cloth on top
>She rips off the cloth, revealing something so bright I couldn't look at it
>She then pushes it with her hoof into a container that concealed it again
>I realize that was the object I was looking for and I take it when she hands it to me
>The container was the size of an altoids tin, shaped similarly too, but made of completely bare metal.
>Celestia then turned around
"Before you go, I also wish to give you another thing, if you so desire. Just a favor I ask."
>I nod
>She gave me a warm, relieved smile
>Leading me to a small desk in the corner, lit by a single, old candle, she approached an intact tome decorated with intricate designs
>She levitates it into my hands
>It was heavy, but I put it into my backpack
"I knew you would come... at the end of our time. My only wish is for you to have the history of this world. Show it amongst the other worlds and peoples across the stars... or keep it for yourself. It's your decision in the end."
>She wiped a tear from her eye, she lacked any warmth she once had
"Yet I would like it that our history may still be remembered, after I'm gone..."
>Celestia looked down
>She seemed so incredibly sad and tired
>On the verge of crying
>I put a hand on her shoulder

>>28964318
"Yes, I'll take it. And I'll show everyone this world's greatness."
>She blinked, smiled, then pulled me into a strong hug
"Thank you."
>I heard my spaceship engine nearby, and she pushed me away
>I looked to see my spaceship landing on the castle balcony, piloted by two ponies
>They hopped out and gave me a bow before running off
>Celestia had a solemn, but peaceful smile
"Now go. Our time here reaches it's end."
>I turn towards the ship, but then decide to give Celestia a bow.
>"Thank you. I'll never forget you."
>She didn't answer, but I heard rumbling outside
>I jump into my spaceship and began to fly off
>I began to ask myself why I can't just take her with me
>I look down and see her waving
>Just then the volcano exploded
>This time, the entire side collapsed, and a gigantic wall of lava barreled down the valley
>The towers activated and tried to block it
>They faltered
>The shield broke
>And they were consumed
>Shortly after, the castle fell as well
>I wasn't able to see Celestia
>The computer beeped, then updated the planet's stats
"No sentient life."
>I hovered above the wreckage for a few seconds, shook my head and flew back out to space
>I pull the book out of my bags, and flip through the pages
>The detailed art and calligraphy on it were drawn in colored, metallic ink
>I turn to the last page
>I heard Celestia's voice read the entry:
"And thus the once proud nation of Equestria, once the bastion of peace and friendship for all, was snuffed out by the flames of it's own consequence. May the generosity of those who read this history stand to remember this tale, so that they themselves may not encounter this same fate."
-Signed, the last Alicorn and Princess of Equestria
Princess Celestia.
>I closed the book, and placed it beside me

I don't know why I remember it so weel and why it made me feel miserable for a good week, but yeah. Felt good to actually make something of it.

Fucking dope. Wish I could have a dream as cool.

>>28956682
>SQUISH SLURP CRACKLE SPLOT SPLAT SQUISH
>was able to tolerate it for about fifteen seconds, no more

I can't draw and I can't animate. I can't do stuff like that at all. What the creator did is tremendously beyond anything I'm capable of, so I can't really criticize--except the sound effects he used were like getting both ears raped with enormous red-hot steel dicks. I hate to say that. I wanted to like it.

>>28954630
>what's so bad about some guy making "fake" threads? If he wants to start a new Celestia thread, why shouldn't he?
These threads tend to survive on new content. Content that gets exhausted quite quickly. So, to keep the threads fresh and to ensure that there is enough content to sustain the thread, it is scheduled for a certain date in this case, weekly (i.e. every sunday). The slower that content is created, the farther apart the threads have to be made.
The problem with these "unofficial" threads is that it drains the supply of content for the "official" thread, thus making it die a lot faster, have poorer quality discussion, and have less activity within the community.
The problems that this lack of content creates is perfectly demonstrated in this thread; it is full of shitposting and no real discussion because it was started just after the last one. The sunfags seem to be really autistic by nature, just like the rest of /mlp/, and so they didn't really explain the problem with this "unscheduled" thread very well. I hope I was able to clear up any misunderstandings.

tl;dr: instead of one good thread, we end up with two shitty ones

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>>28954841
>paperwork
>public relations and ceremonies
>diplomacy
>taxes

>>28944585
the fuck is this from

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I cant tell you how good it is to get off to this with a venus real soft thats warmed up


Even better when putting it underneath the monitor and lining it up with her pussy to 1st person pics
like these >>28954983

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>>28957059
>>28957088
Only critique is drop the heat, I've never bought into the head cannon that they have heat because that implies they dry up like the sahara outside of it, also more emphasis on the actual raw feelings of fucking her

Also moar

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>>28964171
I remember reading about your dream. It made me feel bad as well. But hey, at least you dreamt of ponies. I can't say I ever had.
Very nice art btw.

good night, /sun/

>>28966500
fuck you, let it die or we'll be stuck dragging it across the board and end up with this same fake thread shit again

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>>28966512

>>28966533
you're in class to learn, kid, not browse 4chan.

>>28966892
>bumping with no content

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>>28966512
>being this mad
>>28966500
Good night Bateman.

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>>28967448
Haha, your frogposting don't bother me none, junior, this is the fake shit thread anyway, go nuts.

>>28967477
You are completely autistic for having the idea of real vs fake thread in your mind just like the autists at the momlestia thread get hyper triggered when you make one outside of their sacred every 1 month rule

>>28967697
This is fake because it wasn't made on sunday.

Duh.

>>28967705
There are no rules on 4chan outside of the global and local ones

>>28967710
Oh ok, damn that's infallible as fuck right there, I guess this is the real one.

Nah it's still shit and I'm not partaking until the real one on sunday. Though chances are you fags will work to keep this one up and repeat this all over again.

>>28967735
If you cant appreciate actual content like this >>28957059
that pretty much no one has given praise for except for me and like 1 other guy because its not made on a specific day then fuck off, stop shit posting and get the fuck out

Your obsession over sunday is like chris chans obsession over arms

>>28967735
/sun/'s not just about who made the thread, it's about all the posters in it. I get that this thread was probably made by the same "piss" and "worst princess thread" troll, and that having some order and structure is the only thing that's stopped this place from rotting completely, but it's too late now. May as well participate and save up your protests for if this happens again. If a real thread gets made by the usual time by the usual guy, posters will jump over there, just wait for the weekend.

>>28967958
You really don't need to blame every problem in the world on our local purist. This thread has been nearly active as usual, so maybe there's some other reason your fav story didn't get enough (you)'s? Besides, the place is quiet even on good weeks, two replies is about normal.

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Y'know Princess, back where I'm from, we had a saying.
The sun never sets on the equestrian empire

>>28970457
Nigga we settled this whole argument a thousand years ago

>>28970457
Don't compare this to the Brits, their empire fell decades ago.
And I'm not ready for this place to fall too.

>>28961123
>What would celestia's reaction realistically be if somehow you ended up in equestria and when she asked you for all the info about earth and humans in general that you had, you said you'd only tell if you got to fuck her regularly

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krHMzFIpTlg

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>>28971241
>"Nice! Free ayy dick and info!"

>>28930560
I like to believe when anon puts the saddle on her it awakens deeply imbedded horse instincts. She immediately take off, bucking and braying around the garden in full view of everyone. She tries desperately to buck you off but your massive gains prevent her from doing so. She could easily just fly and flip over to drop but she's in a panic from her horse instincts. Eventually she tries herself out and collapses. You simply hop off and pull her head into your lap. She can only pant and sniff your body, having been reduced to her most basic animal behavior. You offer she a carrot and he quickly gobbles it. Then you make her stand up and walk her to bedroom, leading her by the reins you put on her. You put Celestia to bed and pimp walk off. Everyone still in shock as you pass, especially Luna. To see Celestia so defeated did something to Luna. The next mornings Celestia explodes out of the castle in a sunburned rage. She searches everywhere for you, she intends to banish. Celestia eventually finds you on your farm working on something. She screams your name and charges. You glance in her direction and hold up your hand and mutter a simple word. Stop. She immediately halts her charge mere feet from you. Her body obeys but behind her eyes she more scared than she's ever been. She can suddenly not talk, not move, not cast magic, shes completely under his control as he leads her to a stall, her new home. He pats her neck. Walks out leaving her to her fate. Years later a search party finds Celestia in your front yard with a bag of feed strapped to her mouth. Luna is quick to arrive on the scene. She approaches her sister only for Celestia to whinny and trot a few feet away. You step out of your house and a set upon by Luna she holds you up by magic and demands you release her sister. Only for Celestia to ram into her and knock her to the ground. The magic hold in you gone, you fall only to land on Celestia`s back. She takes off with you on her back

It begins

>>28971374
A wonderful fantasy.

To the extent that we can be realistic about stories about cartoon ponies--well, she's a head of state. "Clear my calendar for a week! The Minotaur-Griffon peace conference and my speeches before Parliament about the state of the kingdom and priorities for next years budget are all canceled on account of HMD." "HMD?" "Hot Monkey Dick." "Excellent, Your Majesty." "And have a pizza delivered. We're not leaving the Royal Bedchamber today."

This is also implying that the attraction would be mutual, and... well, maybe, maybe not.

>>28971547
>Super ultra moon launching leader of equestria.
>Has to worrie about consent.
No i don't think you understand even if you don't. You DO consent.

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>>28972199

/mom/'s up

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>>28972369
No matter how hard I try I can never get into these threads.
Feels wrong desu, my mom's ok I don't need no horse.

>>28972464
Mom and waifu are different, I've got no idea how they like the mix over there. Different strokes, I guess.

>>28971624
Well... once again, to the extent that we can be realistic about a cartoon: I know exactly why Sunbutt gives me a boner. She's feminine and graceful, tall and leggy, wise and gentle, with that lovely, swan-like neck and the most beautiful eyes, and the long flowing mane and tail. She's an exotic inhuman beauty, a novelty nonhuman species, and so very much taller than I am. Rowr.

You know how some birds will ignore their own eggs if you put a phony egg in the nest that's bigger and more brightly colored? It's called the "supernormal stimulus" and there is a Wikipedia article. Those are exactly the buttons Sunbutt's character design pushes in my perverted head. I wonder whether Lauren Faust intended this. It's entirely possible.

On the other hand, in a world with multiple bipedal intelligent species that have hands, and other intelligent species ranging from griffins to dragons, what could a human possibly offer her? What could attract her? How could any mere human woo an immortal god-queen? Just "hot monkey dick?" That only works for short comic stories and not always for those. And certainly not "I won't tell you about my species and culture unless you have sex with me."

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>>28972809
if you're shredded, you could try wooing her with your physique and personality, she certainly wouldn't go just for the looks.
All other species are covered in fur or feathers, who knows, maybe naked, clean muscles would do it.

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>>28972809
I assume you would woo her the same way you would woo any other woman. Despite being a god queen, Celestia seems like a very wise, down to earth mare. I doubt she'd want to be your partner based on some impossible merit like strength or size, she'd likely only look at things like your personality, if she likes you or not. There are very few creatures out there that could match her in any respect due to her insane world breaking magic abilities, so I heavily doubt she would consider those sort of things when choosing a mate.

That being said, exactly how tall is Celestia? You say she's taller than you, but all of those (potentially inaccurate) charts put her at about 5' or so. I'm 6'5", would she be taller than me?

>>28973556
That's possible. On the other hand, would you even meet her? She's a head of state. She might have more important things on her schedule than meeting odd creatures found in the woods. She might just skim that report.

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>>28974265
I have no clue Anon, this is all fantasy. The chances of you meeting her once you got to Equestria is about as low as you actually getting there in the first place.

That being said, if you created a bit of an uproar when you got there, I assume you'd raise her interest. My plan is to use my sick longsword skillz to fight off assume few guards in some form of panic, thus calling her attention to console me. That, or you could just meet her at the Gala which we all know she attends everytime, but that's not nearly as badass as fighting off royal guards in a panicked state. I wonder if magic would affect humans. If it did, I'd be royally fucked.

>>28974329
Well, if you're going the whole way of believing equestria is real, the rest of it really isn't a big step. As for how it would go, >>28973556 seems pretty much right.

>>28971540
>Celestia manages to lose Luna pretty quickly, and comes to a stop in a secluded grove
>You give her a pat on the withers, feeling the dampness of the sweat she worked up in the escape.
"Do you think we fooled them?"
>"Yeah, probably."

>>28975089
>"Quickly, Anonymous, no time to explain," she pants
>"Put your hand on my withers."
"What are withers?"

Bad end.

>>28974329
Now seeing this data, is it possible for an average sized human to ride Celestia as they would ride a horse?

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>>28976896
perhaps, if she's willing to let you and keep you on her

>Aww, yeah!
>You are, as always, Anon
>and today, you and her highness are going flying!
>and not like last time, when she just shot you out of a cannon after you'd absconded with her precious cake (to be fair, that cake had it coming)
>a bone-fide ride through the heavens on her back, soaring majestically over mount canterlot and diving low over the everfree
>bursting through the clouds, you'd ended up with a beard rivaling ol' saint nick's, and she looked back and giggled like a schoolfilly at you
>She passed under the city's waterfall, drenching you to the bone, while she stayed perfectly dry and then followed the rushing river, flying low enough that you could dip your hand in it
>once you two had gotten to one of the nearby lakes, she'd swooped up into the air, climbing very steeply...
>wait a tic, why's everything turned flipways?
>and coming towards you very, very fast?
>Merde.bmp
>just when you thought you were going to hit the water, you noticed that you had stopped falling, and you right-side up and floating above the water, being held in her magic!
>but that didn't save you from the tidal wave like splash that she made going into the water going in at that speed
>once you and her made it to dry land, you gave her the grumpiest face you could muster for all of two seconds, until she trotted up to you, gave you that smile that made her sun seem a little more dim compared to her, and she wrapped you up into her wings
>you and her just cuddled and watched the clouds roll by lazily until she had to make the sun settle down for the night to reign in
>y'know, you could get used to being a friend to the pony everypony should know

>>28977280
well, it ain't real green without typos

>>28976896
>Celestia 174 cm
>me 194 cm
Welp, there is more chances that she will ride me instead.

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>>28975089
Everyone needs a vacation

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>>28977316
>>me 194
>tfw 195 cm
Ayyyyyyy
Tallfags unite!

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>>28965121
>venus real soft thats warmed up
That sounds painful.

>>28977396
>178
That's manlet cutoff, right?

>>28977396
ayy another 195

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>>28977840
Well Anon, you have a big heart and that's what counts, r-right?
>>28977896
Fuck yeah, tallfags. How many times have you smacked your head in a doorway today?

>>28977896
I'm three meters tall and you're all faggots.

>>28978201
Lanklet detected

>>28978555
Trips of truth

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>>28977357
Yeah, Celly's been ruling Equestria and maintaining the day-night cycle by herself for a millennia, between the three other princesses they should be able to handle things while Celestia takes a few decades off.

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>>28978633
Dubs confirm.

Do you guys expose your power level at all? I do, pic related

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>>28979416
I wish I could.
I just want to have cute Celestia on my phone without weird looks and "ew dude you really need a girlfriend hahaha" normietalk from friends.

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>>28979433
Just do what I do Anon, get a wallpaper changing app. Anytime someone will be looking at your screen, change it to a normie friendly one. Pics related, I use stealthy widgets. If you position it just right it's totally invisible.

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>>28979458
Editied to fit file size limits, but the widget is totally hidden now.

>>28954968
You gotta source for this?

>>28979433
Would /mlp/ go totally necro on her plot if she did it?

>>28981623
That'd be rude. Also, how hard is she to kill?

I've seen at least one story at FIMfiction in which it is revealed that alicorns are literally indestructible. Celestia, in a fit of bored pique at Luna having told her she had a big butt from eating too much cake, attempts increasingly comical methods of suicide. Not hanging, not falling from great heights, not fire nor drowning will harm her.

Then she goes to a canned cat food plant and dives into the meatgrinder.

She is not seen for several months, then a much skinnier, scarred Celestia limps back to the castle, walks into the kitchen, and starts eating cake again.

The end.

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>>28981528
Here you go.
https://derpibooru.org/775000?scope=scpe58e0ef54ae1c3193fd7d47220d1be81b9af23398

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>>28983011

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>>28983802

>>28984922
>That lazy as fuck cutie mark
555-come-on-now

>>28984945
Sunhorse doesn't have wings so she doesn't get a high-quality buttstamp anymore

>>28986133
Filthy unicorns dont get cool cutie marks.

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>>28982160
You sir truly are a king among men.

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>>28961123
>>28961123
I kinda want this