>"Boy howdy, you sure got a pretty mouth." >Applejack

>>28925147
>"Make me, you filthy Mudpony!"

>>28925147
>you will never suck Applejack's cock

>*Shits self*

>>28925156
>Puckering
>Chocolate
I think she was talking about her ass.

>>28925147
AH SAID TAKE OFF DEM PANTIES, ANON

>>28925170

The level of sexual frustration on this board is really starting to scare me guys.

>>28925147
> you will never be raped by Apple horse in a barn
>Screaming for help as she forces herself on you.
> only for her to start visiting you where you live regularly and continuing your session at the barn again.
>You will never have no one to turn to for help with this.
Feels good honestly.

>>28925147
But I want to make me.

>>28925202
Reminds me of that green where she raped flash. Good times

>>28925147
>>"And I figured that I likes ya and i wants ya...."

>>28925147
>Roleplaying

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>>28925614
Being a faggot.

>>28925147
make me do it fag
and hurry the fuck up
im deadly erect

>>28925147
Rape is never okay Applepony.

In fact, I think that I don't feel comfortable here anymore, I'm leaving.

Oh shit....you locked the door....and your blocking it....

Well I mean how strong can a 4foot pony be?

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>>28925147
>tfw I'd eat anything so long as it has pudding or peanut butter on it
Thank god they don't have peanut butter in equestria.

>>28925680
Yeah they do.

Somepony was trying to open a pb jar in mmdw.

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>>28925680
>>28925711
Hope you're ready to eat some Apple Ass Anon....

>>28925147
AJ I'm like 20 cm taller than you

>>28925711
shit

>>28925751
Maybe if you ask real nice she'll rub some on her ponut before she makes you eat it.

>>28925147
>*Cries for jesus*

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>>28925178
I think it's time for you to leave.

>>28925178
Where the fuck do you think you are? I'd say there is enough pent up sexual frustration on this board that if you gave everyone a woman we could double the population in 2 years. But most people probably would't know what the fuck to do, and the others would just take it in the ass with a dildo or go back to jerking it to whatever horrible anthro/EqG porn they most enjoy.

You gotta know what you're dealing with, baby.

>>28925147
10 minutes later
>"Boy, I sure am glad I carry a knife" Anon thought, as he staggered out of the barn where the corpse of his would be rapist lay.
>"I still don't know why a pony I've never met before would try to rape me. Maybe Twilight will know."

>>28926618
>This is what Anon thought to himself as lay on the floor
>Choclate stains on his lips from Applejacks puckering surprise.
>"Boy howdy you sure know how to work that tongue of your's boy."
>"Glad ya'll didn't tried to not make this difficult, but next time less tears, it throws my mood off somthin fierce.
>Laying in the fetal position Anon mumbled to himself.
"I've got a knife~"
>"Yup, yup, yup...now listen you tell anyone about this here conversation of ours"
>She said making air quotations.
>"I'm just gonna deny it, and it'll be your word against mine."
>"Now go clean yourself up, before I start hankering for another sloppy whip down of my buttcunt."
>She said as placed her hat on her head and walked out of the barn.
>Anon wouldn't seek help
>Anon was a beta male
>Anon got raped by a pastel pony half his size.
>Weap for his weakness.
>He is a mud pony's fuck boy.

>>28925202
>raped
it aint rape if i want it.

>>28926568
>tfw I'm the only man in my family that can have kids at this point
>I have to have 5+ kids to do my part for the name and the bloodline
Give me a woman and I'll make up for all the faggots that can't pop any out. Give me enough pussy and I'll father a whole fucking generation.

>>28925604
Wat

>>28925156
https://derpibooru.org/328382

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>>28925711
>somepony

>>28926812
>once told me

>>28927715
>ZA WARUDO was gonna roll me

>>28925147
>roleplaying
Delete this

>>28927743
> I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed

>>28925147
>"I've been training for this my entire life"
>-teleports behind you, unzips dick-
>"Nothing personal, kiddo"

>>28926719
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/28720645/#q28720645

>>28926808
It looks delicious

>>28925147
NO I DO NOT EAT DA POOPOO!

>>28928514
>Appul was lookin' kinda dumb

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>>28926668
>start hankering for another sloppy whip down of my buttcunt

>>28929517
>with her hoof and her lower jaw

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>>28925147
>Pretend you obey
>Approach her rear and get on your knees
>Suddenly pull a knife from your pocket
>Stab AJ right into her asshole
>Turn it 90 degrees before removing your hand from a grip, leaving the knife inside her agonising anus

>>28929770
>in the shape of a hoof next to a mouth on her forehead

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>>28925147
I prefer option C.

>>28925611
>>I'm a warrior!

>>28925147