>you're standing outside your waifu's window >you

>>28921219
>Ding Dong Song by Gunther

S-sure

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>>28921219
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89LLDUBXIOI

Rara will you be A E S T H E T I C with me?

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>>28921232
>Aesthtic
She'd probably be into that hipster garbage.

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>>28921219
>Be anon
>It's the middle of the night
>You take a stereo all the way to Canterlot
>Time to get some moon horse pussy
>Go up to waifu's window
>Hit play
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-HP7HgssRg
>She goes up to the window and looks around
>She sees you
>"Oh, hello Anonymous!"
>"I still masturbate while eating top ramen at a faster rate-"
>"Anon, what is this?"
>Spaghetti flies from pockets
>Lower the stereo, slam the stop button as a fast as possible
"H-Hey Luna, how's the night going?"
>"Goodnight, Anon, but may I ask-"
"Oh, it's nothing don't worry about it."
>"But what was that about the-"
"It was nothing, don't question it."
>Disappear into darkness
>Well darn, that wasn't classy at all.

>>28921219
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5NzNcY5HH4

On loop. I wouldn't call it a seductive song so much as a romantic one.

>>28921219
Last song I listened to was technically in this video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOXNjtwI91o

The last song I meant to listen to was this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmcVSVyu3g8

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>>28921219
Posting a cap I took from the last thread. I don't know how well it'll turn out so sorry in advance in case its too small.

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>>28921661
Larger version

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKWfnO7fhQM

Only if she wants to join the union. She'd be a good union organizer.

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>"I can't believe I'm doing this"
>standing outside of Rarity's Boutique
>need to get her attention
>decide to tap on glass with rock
>toss pebble
>smashes clean-through window
>ohforfucksakes.jpg
>Rarity opens window
>"Anon, was that you? What's going on?"
>she looks pissed
>begin freaking out, heart pounding, cold sweats
>"Oh! Right!"
>hold up boombox
>hit play
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAsPeY8BsQU&ab
>Wait, what!?
>try to hit stop
>turn up volume
>Rarity looks increasingly annoyed
>frantically try to shut off music
>"Anon, please turn that off"
>she closes window
>song ends
>spend next three days in a drunken coma
Y-you too

>>28921219
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=baUY9LFlYh0
i fucking hate /f/

>>28921219
"If You Leave" by Orchestral Manoeuovers in the Dark

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>>28921219
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REC7daXbjho
IT'S YA BOY

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>>28921219
>In Griffonstone.
>I can't believe she lives in this shit hole of a town.
>Throw pebble at her window.
>No response.
>Throw another one.
>
>Throw a single shekel at the window.
>Almost instantly Gilda opens the window, fucking pissed.
>"What the fuck do you want dweeb?"
>I'm going to be disemboweled if this doesn't work.
>Fuck it, whoever doesn't take a risk dies a virgin.
>Press play.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzPR8t3znYo
>Hold up 40 Oz.

I think I got this.

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>>28922024
You got this!

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>>28921219
Didn't we just have this thread last night?

>>28922083
Yes but I liked it so much I remade it.

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>standing outside Sugar Cube Corner in the middle of the night, working up the courage
>fuck, I hope she's into it.
>take a fresh rip from the pipe and heft the 'box.
>Play
>A stately British voice begins speaking immediately. No, not speaking- reading.
"Roach was a new boy in those days and graded dull, if not actually deficient. Thursgood's was his second prep school in two terms. He was a fat round child with asthma, and he spent large parts of his rest kneeling on the end of his bed, gazing through the window. His mother lived grandly in Bath; his father was agreed to be the richest in the school, a distinction which cost the son dear. Coming from a broken home, Roach was also a natural watcher. In Roach's observation Jim did not stop at the school buildings but continued across the sweep to the stable yard. He knew the layout of the place already. Roach decided later that he must have made a reconnaissance or studied maps. Even when he reached the yard, he didn't stop but drove straight onto the wet grass, travelling at speed to keep the momentum. Then over the hummock into the Dip, head-first and out of sight. Roach half expected the trailer to jackknife on the brink, Jim took it over so fast, but instead it just lifted its tail and disappeared like a giant rabbit into its hole."
"The Dip is a piece of Thursgood folklore. It lies in a patch of wasteland between the orchard, the fruit house, and the stable yard. To look at, it is no more than a depression in the ground, grass covered, with hummocks-"

I've been listening to John le Carré audiobooks for the last two days. I have a feeling it would not be a winner.

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>>28921219
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izGwDsrQ1eQ

Wham!

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The last tune I heard was Yakety Sax, so game over.

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>>28921219
"DON'T TOUCH MY FUCKING CHIPS YOU FAGGOT!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5R9Lm3X8zPQ

probably not

>>28921219
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Q12xOukVAI

>>28921219
>Aisha by De mono
She might not understand shit but I get bonus points for foreign language.
It's also about being in love.
That's a win I guess.

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>>28921219
>Chop Suey by System of a Down
Well it is fun to sing along with

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>>28921219
>It's late in the evening hour, and liquor's heavy on your breath
>You were half lost in the orchards on your way to AJ's house, but you managed
>You stood now outside her house, stereo over your shoulder
>She's probably asleep by now, so you scrabble for something small to throw at her window
>Numbly you grab something, and without thinking fling it at the window
>The window shatters, and a muffled curse echoes from inside
>Applejack stomps over to the window looking angrier than a wet cat and peers out into the evning, a bruise the size of an apple on her left eye
>"Who the hay did that?!"
>Her eyes fall on you, and suddenly she looks confused
>"Anon? The hay you doin' here at this hour?"
>You open your mouth to answer, but the awkward nausea from your horrendous fuck up kills the words in your throat
>You pick up your stereo and hit play with shaky hands

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yJn-5hpU94

>Your face goes pale with horror, and you drop the stereo
>It lands perfectly wrong, and the volume shoots up like a bat out of hell
>The song carries all throughout the damn valley
>All the lights in the Apple house flick on
>Big Mac and Granny Smith yell at you to shut up, then get into a shouting match
>Applebloom pokes her head out of her window, looks down at you, and asks; "Anon, what's a nigger?"
>Applejack tells her to go the fuck back to sleep, then sets her sights on you
>You don't know what to say
>You knew you'd probably fuck up, but this badly?
>You fall to your knees and start wretching
>After a solid minute of gagging to the dulcet tones of family rage, you hurl right onto the stereo, and it switches tracks

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLpeX4RRo28

>There's spaghettie all over the fucking stereo now
>You haven't eaten spaghetti in years
>Applejack is still watching
>Fuck

>Appul prepares to go to bed
>all of a sudden a loud sound echoes over sweet apple acres
>I LIKE SUGAR AND I LIKE TEA BUT I DONT LIKE N*GGERS NO SIREE

>SNAAAAAKE EATAAAAHH

>>28923012
Implying she's not racist.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILjCKFm6_YQ

I doubt it

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>>28921661
>>28921679
Sequel? Sequel.

>Ok, so you messed up.
>You messed up BIG TIME.
>But it's up to you if you make it a BIG DEAL.
>And, yeah, for a day or two, you made it a pretty big deal internally, hiding in your room inside the castle with scarlet cheeks that would do nothing to cool off the burn of embarrassment.
>Yet, after two whole days, the fiery heat of humiliation has been quelled, thankfully extinguished after some time alone.
>Yesterday, Twilight knocked on the door of your room to see if you were alright.
>You told her you were just a little sick--and in your mind, you wouldn't be lying.
>You were sick about /her/, she just didn't happen to know it.
>Thankfully Spike fed you...
>He was young, yes, but his friendliness has proven to be sufficiently matched by that of only a brother's bond--a brotherhood between you and him which has stood strong and firm for the good remainder of the past year that you've spent displaced in this rather bizarre and unusual world.
>Spike the dragon: the only thing with breath that knows of your deep passion for the Princess of Friendship in a fashion so akin that he himself yearns for the affections of another similarly to you, but in a more young and unrefined sort of way.
>Not that you were refined yourself--you're about as far from refined as the Himalayas are close to New York City--but you still had the knowledge that you hid your heart's pitiful attempts at capturing even the faintest of glances by your target of adoration and, dare you say, obsession...
>However, as time has gone by, wounds have healed, and with new invigoration, you've garnered courage to stand up once more with great dignity to attempt to reveal the inner truth of your deep, overwhelming love of Princess Twilight Sparkle of Equestria.

1/3

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>>28924739
>You've dressed well with a jet black suit to fit your slim--but athletic--build in just the right way so that you look perfect, and the white button-up shirt you a wear is ironed to perfection with not even the tiniest of unwanted wrinkles.
>You're glossy black dress shoes have been polished to the point of looking as neat and shiny as a Greek temple made of the purest alabaster and marble.
>The finishing touch--a red neck-tie done perfectly that accentuates the extremeness of your height, the combined appearance easily making you seem much more taller, and the additional lift of your shoes' heels add yet another three inches to your actual height.
>In total, you look tall, dark, and handsome...you're dressed with confidence.
>However, appearances can be deceiving as we all know, for our attire does not always describe our truest nature, but rather compliments the physical attributes of whoever wears what they've dressed themselves in.
>In your case, you've dressed with confidence, prepared with confidence, and looked confident...
>Yet standing where you were but a mere day or two ago, the confidence melts away from you.
>It's as if all you've done is a scoop of ice cream on a cone, but much to one's dismay, it falls off, landing onto the sidewalk pavement and taking your hopes and previous expectations alongside with it.
>This is where you stand, the stereo right by your boot on the ground, ready to be used once more for your true purpose.
>You sigh, staring up at the window...the window Twilight had stared from with that look of utter confusion, then awkwardness, only to retreat back due to being absolutely creeped out.
>They say that those who do not learn from History's mistakes are destined--doomed to repeat it.
>But you've learned.
>You take a breath, bending down for a pebble of the cobblestone path.
>Yes, this one is about a good size.
>You toss in your hand first.
>Here it goes...

2/3

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>>28924769
>You take a breath, trying not to clench your stomach out of fear, and throw the tiny stone at the window once more.
>It hits.
"Hey! Hey, Twilight!"
>You wait for a moment, only to receive no answer.
>You know for a fact she's in that room where the window is; it's where she reads this time of day.
>Another pebble, another throw.
"Twilight! Hey, come to the window!"
>...
>You wait.
>But your shoulders slouch.
>Either she can't here you because she's not inside...
>...Or she doesn't want to experience you embarrass yourself again.
>Your shoulders slump.
>One more.
>Just one more try...
>You throw another pebble yet again.
"Twilight! C'moutta there! I got something to show ya!"
>Then with a creak, the window opens up, Twilight leaning out of it.
>She half smiles, not yet weirded out, but remains wavering to bail before any awkwardness can be born from this interaction.
>"Uh, hey, what's up?"
>Here you go.
>You've made everything right up to this moment...you have to do this right.
"Um, I need to tell you something..."
>Her brow raises questioningly.
>"Oh? All the way down there? I mean, we can just talk up here, y'know..."
>You gulp.
>Your throat's as dry as the hide of an elephant...
>No turning back.
>Gotta do this...
>You pick up the sound playing machine, and, in the exact same fashion as before, you raise it after pressing the "PLAY" button.
>You look her dead in the eyes before the music sounds off, and you wonder to yourself...
>...Did you forget to change it again?

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oo0twK2ZbLU

>...
>She sighs, not even giving a second thought about you, just a groan.
>You stand there pathetically, basking in your stupidity.
>Dammit.
>You...you just want to tell her how you're feeling.
>Gotta make her understand.
>You're never gonna give her up, never gonna let her down.
>Never gonna run around and desert her.
>Never gonna make her cry, never gonna say goodbye.
>Never gonna tell a lie and hurt her.

3/3

END

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>>28924739
>>28924769
>>28924782
I wanna laugh, but I feel bad for Anon.

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>>28924782
All this could have been saved if Anon was just slightly ballsyer.

He should have doubled down on the ocean man song.

But that would take allot of charisma....and allot of confidence.....or both ideally.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gJIdq9syn0

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>>28921219
>What a thrilll, with daaarkness and silence through the niiiight

well I mean it's sexy

were you expecting a pony?

>>28925194
I was expecting shit taste.

But I got good taste instead.

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>>28925209
Thanks I think

>Appul hoers
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GugzLSbOQE
????

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUS0wmQuLsQ
"Come Princess moonbutt, and let me shower you in the embrace of my spicy love!"
>"ANON IT'S THREE AM!"
"Quiet Celestia! I'm trying to woo your sister!!"
>Luna's face when she come out to see Me and Celestia in a shouting match

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>>28923000
>>28921838
That's some good shit. Keep up the good work.

>>28925444
it's all she could ever ask for and more.

How fucked am I?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xw-m4jEY-Ns

>>28925503
Spicy Music and her Sister yelling at some rando with a boombox?

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>AJ's face when
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6fqft2JHbM

>>28925444
Trips demand this get a comic!

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>>28925513
Good taste.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9pcUr8I110
If Dash likes Metallica, I'm in.

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>>28921545
>>28921838
>>28922024
>>28923000
>>28924782
>>28925444

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSEHUA-WRv8
I dunno

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>>28921219
SOMEBODY

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>>28925699
>mfw Pinkie litterally dressed like a hooker in an episode and no one batted an eye at this.

Why hasn't reddit said anything? Where Anita Sarkeesian at?

This is immoral! Why isn't tumbler giving Faust shit!

Where's Pinkies Obama care?

>>28925722
Frank don't you have a video to be filming

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>>28925741
LORE

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>>28921219
You mean the last song I listened to willingly, right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhuMLpdnOjY
She might even like it.

>you are Anonymous, and this is the stupidest thing you've ever done
>you've been admiring Pinkie Pie from a distance like the sperglord anime protagonist that you are ever since you came to Equestria
>every time you tried to make a move on her, she missed the point and thought you were just being a "super duper friend"
>your life is misery
>after agonizing for days over what to do to fix this, you've reached a decision
>you'll go up to her bedroom window late at night and play a song for her on your boombox
>"Say Anything" style
>the hours pass as you rehearse exactly what you're going to say in the mirror like the autistic faggot you are
>finally, it is time
>you grab your boombox start your trek to Sugarcube Corner under the cover of night
>you pass quiet houses along the way, all the ponies of Ponyville either sleeping or getting close to it
>magic streetlamps illuminate your path, your nervous sweat staining the armpits of your trenchcoat
>you take the trilby off your head and swipe your greasy hair away from your eyes, Axe body spray wafting out from your exposed pits
>finally and all too soon at once, you see the gingerbread exterior of your destination not 20 feet in front of you
>time to nut up or shut up

>>28925806

>you look up at her window, a flickering candle flame making beautiful patterns on the uneven glass
>you dig your hand into one of your interior pockets and take out your Pinkie Pie brushable
>reeling back, you put all the strength your feeble noodle arms can muster into a throw
>the cheap plastic *tink*s against the glass and falls to the ground
>you hate to see it get sullied, but if all goes according to plan you'll have the real thing soon enough
>the window slides open and the pink puffball that is the object of your affection pokes her head out, rubbing her eyes sleepily
>"Nonny? What is it?"
>wordlessly, you hit play on your boombox and raise it over your head
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVmtJJkhQSY
>her eyes light up when the music begins to play, and quickly widen in surprise at the first lyric
>then in horror at the second
>she darts her head back into her room at the third, tears in her eyes as she slams the window shut
>she must be coming down to confess her love to you, she simply couldn't wait for the song to finish
>you'll wait

>you have been waiting for an hour now, and some guardsponies have come up to you
>"Are you the one that's sexually assaulting ponies out here?"
"N-no, no, just playing some music for my marefriend. Well, she's not my marefriend YET, but I think she's getting ready... IF yaknowwhatimean."
>the guards exchange a glance
>"What were you playing for her, exactly?"
"Here, I'll show you!"
>you hit play on your boombox again, and crank the volume up louder
>as your face impacts the pavement, you can only hope that they have conjugal visits in Equestrian prisons

>>28925873

so that was ten minutes on concentrated autism on my part. but it was good practice. mods pls stop banning writeprompt threads

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>>28921219
Fucking genius, >Luciano - Ave Maria
https://youtu.be/T2ASBDFjPhs

>>28921219
>CRAWLING IN MY SKIN!
[Spagetti's internally]

>>28926293
Btw the pone is rarara, not that it matters

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QIw1BQIvT4

I feel i have a good shot

>>28921219
>peace and war from stven universe
no because i have shit taste

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PfYnvDL0Qcw

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>Go up to Twilight's library
>Perfect unspoiled unicorn Twilight is inside, probably reading a book or some shit
>You have known her for almost two years now
>As far as you're concerned your record with her is pretty clean besides some minor hiccups
>Sure it's cheesy as fuck to play her a song, but it's the only thing you have told her about human courting
>You start throwing pebbles at her bedroom window
>Suddenly a light turns on
>Spike appears on the balcony
"For Pete's Sake Anon, it's 10 at night!"
>"Get bent Spike, I'm here for Twilight!"
"If you wanted to borrow another adult book you're going to have to wait until morning!"
>"Shut the fuck up, I'm gonna get some for real this time!"
"Yeah, and I'm the Dragon Lord. Wait, you mean with Twilight? You've got to be kidding, she would never date a crass jerk like you!"
>"Well why don't we find out when you go get her!"
"She's busy!"
>"Bullshit!"
"No, really. She's, you know, powdering her nose..."
>"Well I guess I'm just gonna have to sit here until she comes out!"
>Ten very awkward minutes pass
>Suddenly Twilight appears on the balcony beside Spike
"What was all that yelling about?"
>Spike scoffs
"Anon has something to tell you."
"Oh really, and what is that?"
>You hold up your boombox and press play
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrI-UBIB8Jk

(Cont.)

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>>28926700
>You watch as her eyes light up as she realizes this is how you feel
>As the song ends her hooves are covering her smile
"Oh Anon! That's so thoughtful of you!"
>"Well then, what do you say?"
"Anon, I like you. I really do. It's just that I'm already seeing someone right now..."
>"WHAT? What the fuck?!?! Who is he!?"
"You wouldn't know him. He's a gryphon. In fact he asked me out just three hours ago and he's already moved in. Say hi Trevor!"
>A very muscular abomination of nature steps onto the deck
"What's up, brah?"
>Twilight pulls him in for an embrace
"Isn't he a dream?"
>"Yeah, a dream."
>Spike is smirking
"Well, have a nice night Anon! I'll see you tomorrow for tea!"

And that's the story on how Anon made Columbine look like a fucking joke

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>there I stand outside her house, looking up at her bedroom window.
>this is my chance I think to myself.
>I throw a few rocks at the window to get my loves attention.
>a see movement in the dark of the window, she's there, I know it!
>I unlsing my guitar and smile up at her, then I start to play.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTj-4KLB2_c
>she stands there, her shadow looming down at me, does she like it? I really can't tell, maybe I picked the wrong song...
>no. this is the right song, I continue to play and sing.
>after I finished I look up at the window and smile, mouth "I love you" and turn around to walk away.
>that's when I hear the window open...
>turning around to see the one I love it suddenly hits me...
>this isn't her house, Lyra doesn't live here
>for standing in the window, bathed in the light of th setting sun is miss cheerilee.
>she's smiling at me...
>shit
>"Anon... I... I didn't know you felt this way..."

Space oddity
luna

>>28926710
rip in parmesan, underpable. you straight-up busta.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VcYz6KZtqs

It was a failed attempt.

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>You're standing outside Pinkie's room, psyching yourself up.
>You can see lights in her room, so you know she's awake.
>Taking a deep breath, you pick up a pebble and throw it at her window.
>Or you try and hit miss
>After 5 attempts, you hit her window
>A few seconds later, she opens it and looks down at you.
>You pick up the boombox and hit play.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTIIMJ9tUc8
>You try to not panic as you realize that this was the wrong song.
>But fuck it, it's too late to back out now, you just had to roll with it.
>After the song ends, Pinkie asks you what the song was about.
>Time to bullshit your way to success, just like high school.
"I wanted to let you know how I feel, so I figured I would play the most romantic song I had, I thought about translating it, but then it would lose it's magic".
>You had no idea what that guy was saying in that song, but she didn't know that.
>"Well Nonny, why don't you come after hours tomorrow and tell me about your song?"
>Holy shit it worked
"Of course, I'll be here tomorrow"
>With that said, she closes the window and you pick up your boombox
>After you have snatched victory from the jaws of defeat, you feel great joy coursing through your body
>It feels tingly, and makes your throat tingle as well.
>You realize that this was anxiety, and you quickly empty yourself of it along with your dinner into a nearby trashcan.

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https://youtu.be/UpWdV9a4jLQ

I don't think this is gonna work

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>>28921219
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiXaT_1I-vw
I don't know, you tell me.

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>>28921545
>top ramen

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Bampu bampu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdLRoOYk50o
it would probably be seen as rejection and confusion
oh well

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>>28921219
I dunno, but I think immortal Princess Sunbutt's tastes would be a bit more traditional.
Worth a shot though.

I'm Back by Dope.
I don't think Twiggles would appreciate my shit taste in music.

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The easiest lay ever.

two stars

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBwvuSQ6l6o

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czTksCF6X8Y

>>28929176
>Two stars
Can't wait for it to grow to be eleven. Hurray for the Pony Blue Flag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pukKZIlTEDo

>>28921219
https://youtu.be/L0XxANNeALM
Hmm, well, I guess it COULD work. It's a soft song that can set a very joyous mood.

>>28921631
WEEB. TRASH.

>through early morning fog i see
>visions of the things to be
>the waifu that wont be for me
>i realize and i can seeeeee

that i may as well kill myself

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>>28929349
i should clarify i am a trixiefag so i am likely double fucked

>>28925722
thats auctualy a very good question

>>28929349
>>28929352
To be fair, she was pretty much gonna commit suicide in that scene. So you might be better off than you think.

She might call it pity, but all that matters for you is that it's not a no.

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>>28921858
I don't know what is going on but I fucking hate it. Why can't I stop

>>28922929
Let me play you the song of my people.

>>28925805
As long as she has a sense of humor.

>>28921219 (OP)
The last song I listened to was myself playing piano. So... Seduce my waifu accomplished.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHpkWcnODms

>>28929430
thats what i saying she might take extra offence
could go either way i suppose

>Rarity
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cDa7yZeci8
>?

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>>28921219
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMbcm_1roeU
posting for Yous

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>>28921219
>Fluttershy sees a silhouette standing in front of her house, she slowly opens the window

>HOW THE TRIP NEVER STOPS
>ON AND ON, IT'S BEYOND INSANE
>WHY I SET MYSELF UP
>IN A RAGING SEA OF FLAMES?

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>1:00 AM
>Canterlot castle
>You're dashing through the darkness, trying to avoid guards
>You were going to show your love towards the night princess herself
>She was the first to find you after showing up in ponyland for the first time
>She took you in, and gave you a room in the castle
>She was kind and understanding towards you
>You felt great love towards her
>You wanted to marry her and live a great life together
>Decide to show her your love through music, so you're carrying a stereo
>You show up at the building that her room was in
>Find a widow to her bedroom
>There it is
>Look for a way to get her attention
>Find some convenient pebbles
>Pick one up and toss it up at the window
>Hear hoofsteps
>Luna pokes her confused head out, illuminated by the moonlight
>Get ready, you're going to need some serious confidence
>She looks around and finds you
>Clear throat
"Hey Luna! I have something to tell you!"
>"What is it, Anonymous?"
"I've been thinking about you, and I love you."
>"Truly?"
"Yes, definitely. And I thought I would show this through a beautiful song for a beautiful princess."
>You raise the box high above your head, and hit play."
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mN0rSJy5jwM
>Fuck, this isn't the right song
>A spaghetti waterfall pours from your pockets
"U-Uhmm"
>"I-It's truly is beautiful!"
"What?
>"I knew you were fond of me, Anon, but I now know how much you really love me!"
"Yeah, you were so kind and loving in the beginning, I thought I would reveal my feelings."
>"Come, let us spend the night together."
>Sneak up into her room
>Sleep with waifu
>feelsgoodman.jpeg
>The nutshack theme, but nutshack is replaced with a forced meme

"Fluttershy!"
>You send a rock sailing at her window
>Slowly the window is lifted and a tired looking yellow pegasus pokes her head out
>"Anon?"
>This is it, you didn't put on your good Adidas for nothing
"I have something I need to show you Fluttershy..."
>You set the stereo down and pick up your bottles as you hit play
https://youtu.be/SfpQ5qc8bkE
>Your arms and legs begin to flow like one woth the alchohol in an interpretive dance meant to elegant and secret wonder of your love
>Any normal man's joints would have snapped under the stress of your exotic maneuvers but you are a well practiced slav
>As the song slows to a close Fluttershy looks down at you worried
>"Anon, are you alright?"
>You begin to sweat
>It's too hot, if only the winds of the motherland could cool you now
>You try to formulate words best you can but only manage to stutter out a single phrase on repeat
>"C-Cheeki B-Breeki"
>You turn and sprint away

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I get to pick the song Fluttershy and Discord fuck to.

>>28925149
>You pose dramatically as you hit the play button with your toe.
>Lifting the boombox over your head with nothing but your foot, you get funky as hell for Pinkie.
>You hear it coming..
>Ponk looks out her window as you begin using your pillar sized thighs.
>Your muscles glisten in the moonlight as Pink isn't sure what to say.
>"Nonny, what are you-"
"SONO CHI NO SADAME"
>She is struck back as you bring your arms behind your head and put your right leg in front, flexing as hard as you can.
"JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOJO"
>Pinke gives you the SUCC.
>It's great.
>You marry her and do silly things now.
>You are so /fit/ that Jojo would be proud.
>...
>you wake up.