>"Anon, we're going to have sex with each other

>>28920142
Nothing, I hide another of your shitty faggot spam threads.

Faggot.

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Proceed...

>>28920142
Fuck you, I'm sleeping in my bed. You can literally have sex on me I don't care, but I'm using my bed.

>>28920142
Nah, fuck off before I drop you both.

>>28920154
>retard decides to post in the thread informing everyone that he's going to hide it instead of just hiding

it's clear you want a reaction, otherwise you wouldn't have posted
I'll wait for you to respond to prove me right

>>28920142
Clean my sheets after you are done, I am going to fuck Twilight and keep Spike up all night.

>>28920142

But I don't own a bed.

>>28920142
Well I'm going to obnoxiously fondle you both while you're fucking, it is my bed after all.

>>28920355
Where do you sleep?

>>28920377
This is the correct response

>>28920142
Be my guest. I look forward to smelling the cocktail of vaginal fluids left behind.

>>28920142
define "sex"

Because in my definition I fail to understand how is it possible between two mares.

>>28920442
You don't think scissoring their winking squirting mare pussies together counts as sex?

>>28920450
I wasn't aware that 'sex' was the name of a category of activities.

>>28920743
This is how people can tell you're a virgin.

>>28920167
Fucking this.

Sleep is my number one pastime and you will not infringe upon the bed in which it takes place. My snoring form will be as the blockade of monks to an invading tank force upon its sacred grounds.

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>>28920142
Put mouse traps in the sheets

>>28920415
On the ground

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>>28920142
I am using it, actually, but don't let that stop you.

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> "Oh, sure, no problem. I'll just leave this human love charm here and I will be on my way."

>>28921131
Are you okay?

>>28920142
Tell them they can fuck on the cold, hardwood floors. They're not taking my fucking bed.

>>28920142
I want glimmer dead

>>28920142
"Get the fuck out of my house."
>"No."
"Let me rephrase that."
>Anon grabs their purses and throws them outside.
>"Anon, what the fuck?!"
"Go get your purses."
>The two mares run outside to get their items.
>Anon closes the door before they can return.

>>28921540
stupid nigger

>>28921131
air mattress at least?

>>28920167
>Anon sleeps while they have sex on him
>It goes wilder and wilder
>Eventually Anon's dick comes into play while he sleeps or atleast try to

>>28920204
>when you regret a post

I want to apologize for the above post that I made. It did not show maturity or logical reasoning. I deserve no human contact for ten weeks.

sorry for typing out >>28920204 and posting it

>>28922149
Ah, there's the reply. I knew you didn't actually hide the thread.