Have you ever wanted a Stand? Here's your chance to do

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>>28915649
Star!Anon here bringing back the
「STAND」 Generator!

http://www.pages.drexel.edu/~dft29/Stand_Generator/Stand-Generation-Overdrive.html
Follow the instructions and post your results!

As ordered by our fellow Sonic Youth, replace the ability you get in "Description" and write your own description of how your stand looks and works!

Put a link with the song or album you are referencing, that's what cool guys do.

You can also use this link to make a graph about your stand stats!
http://www.onlinecharttool.com/

Have fun and Stand Proud!

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>>28915818
Also, give it a shot and participate in the 「ALL-STAR BATTLE」

Many stands were thought of or generated in these threads, so why not have them face against each other and see who comes up on top?
>Pick any stands from these threads and come up with a battle!
>Example: [BENZIN] vs. [Rocket Man]
>You can use as many stands as you want. They could fight in groups or be a huge battle royale.
>Example: [Fortunate Son] and [Saturn's Children] vs. [GRAND CANYON]
>Try to describe a reason for the fight, the flow of the battle and who wins and how.
>Example: [GLORIA DEO] drops rocks from the moon, [TELL ME BABY] dies miserably.

>If you want to get really creative, do a battle of Jojo characters vs. Characters from MLP or EQG!

Who is ready to rumble?

OPEN THE GAME!

>>28915649
Link to AusAnon current story: http://pastebin.com/u/AusAnon

Link to full playlist of JojoxEQG intro themes: Jojo no Kimyō na Bōken: Ekusutora Gāruzu: http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLR3JpmG2zJhcU4UtpAqS6H6YxCD5QwtCR

>>28915829

[BENIZ] vs. [Rocket Man]

What is this???

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New thread? I think this calls for a new chapter.

>Dawn breaks over Ponyville, the sun rising at Celestia’s whim like innumerable mornings before it.
>The morning sun stires one of Ponyville’s many denizens; Fluttershy, from her sleep, but it’s the incessant thumping of a bunny's paw that finally pulls her from her sleep.
>”Good morning Angel. Are you hungry.”
>The rabbit gives Fluttershy a condescending look and continues to thump his foot.
>”Just give mommy a-”
>Fluttershy interrupts herself with a yawn as gentle as her personality, and she slides off her bed, placing a hoof on her dresser to stabilize herself.
>”Just give me a moment and I’ll fix you up a nice salad.”
>All of a sudden Fluttershy is rudely pushed to the ground as her dresser explosively expands, growing large enough to punch a hole in the side of her cottage before she can react.
>Any animal not already awaken by the sound of splintering wood finds themselves drawn out of their sleep by Fluttershy’s startled scream as the dresser slowly topples and deposits itself beside her house.

https://youtu.be/RLJUsZYC0Uk

Chapter 8: Chasing the ｢WHITE RABBIT｣

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>>28916837
>Despite walking this path before (even if it was once, and at a pace closer to frantic running than anything else) you can’t help but feel a little bit on edge.
>You suppose you were never one for nature, but the foliage to your side seems even more wild than the usual ponyville fare.
>”That’s just how the Everfree Forest is. Pony magic has next to no effect there so everything just...grows.”
“Great, I feel more at home every minute.”
>The two of you round the corner and Dash gasps as you spot Fluttershy’s cottage, now sporting a massive hole in the top floor and a dresser the size of a truck sitting on its side in the front yard.
“That’s new.”
>Rainbow Dash lives up to her name and takes off in a spectral coloured blur, with you hot on her heels.
>”FLUTTERSHY? FLUTTERSHY!”
>”Rainbow Dash please, use your inside voice for once.”
>In a flash of light a horned, snake like figure that looks like a mix bag of a half a dozen different animals appears in the room, and on instinct you put yourself between Dash and it.
“An enemy stand!”
>”A stand? Please, do I look like some second rate persona?”
>The figure snaps his fingers and reappears wearing a fancy orange suit.
>”I’m Discord, my dear boy.”
>Discord doffs his hat, letting it roll down his arm and land in front of you, whereupon it rises back up, carried by his head as he comes up from the ground in front of you.
>”God of Chaos, reformed villain, staunch friend of the elements of harmony. You may have heard of me.”
>Your blank expression obviously isn’t the reaction he was looking for, judging by the pout he puts on before he turns to Rainbow Dash.
>”Oh I understand, you felt that you couldn’t do me justice and decided that I could introduce myself, yes?”
>Dash opens her mouth to reply, only to be stopped as Discord places a finger on her lips.
>”No no! It’s quite alright, really.”

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>”Oh, you think that was moi?”
>”Well who else could it have been?”
>”ANGEL!”
>Both yours and Dash’s heads turn towards Fluttershy’s voice, and a with a quick relocation to the window you spot her standing at the edge of the Everfree forest, yelling with surprising force considering how soft spoke she usually is.
>”Fluttershy! What happened?”
>Fluttershy goes on to explain how, after her dresser grew five sizes and promptly exited her cottage, she spent most of the morning rounding up her startled animals.
>Or most of them at least. One, an ‘adorable white bunny’ by the name of Angel whom Fluttershy, having exhausted all other possibilities, thinks has run off into the Everfree Forest.
>”Can’t Discord just teleport him back here?”
>”Under normal circumstances yes, but.”
>Discord snaps his fingers, resulting in a fizzing sound and a small number of sparks that float down to the ground and do little else.
>”As much as I hate to admit it, it seems that the Everfree is interfering with my powers.
>At Rainbow Dash’s insistence you find yourself roped into helping find the rabbit.
>Which involves a trek into the Everfree forest.
>Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy take the lead, and you find yourself falling into step with Discord, who Fluttershy also convinced to help.
“So wait, how can you see me if you’re not a stand. Or a stand user, for that matter?”
>In a flash of light an oversized pin appears on Discord’s chest, bearing his name and the words; ‘Chaos, God Of’
“So...magic, basically?”
>”Well why not? You stands and stand users running around, causing so much delectable chaos whenever you get in a tiff with each other-”
>Discord brings his thumb and middle finger together and with an exaggerated kiss flicks the two digits in the air.
>”Delectable.”
>Your motley crew continues its trek through the forest, Fluttershy’s (and to a lesser degree, yours and Rainbow Dash’s) cries of ‘Angel’ the only words passing between you all.

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>Eventually, the forest starts to thin out and you find yourselves before the decrepit structure of a castle, looming out of the greenery around you.
>Now that you’re finally out of the thicker part of the forest you see that the sun has started to set, throwing long shadows stretching away from the castle’s crumbling parapets and walls.
“Seriously, we’ve been out here all day?!”
>”Look Fluttershy, maybe we shoul-”
>Dash is cut off as Fluttershy shushes her and looks around.
>”Listen.”
>At Fluttershy’s suggestion you do just that, and after a few moments you and Dash come to the same conclusion.
>”It’s quiet.”
>”Too quiet.”
>You turn to give Discord marred look of disbelief and annoyance just as the decaying wall in front of you explodes into broken shards of masonry.
>”And now suddenly it’s too loud. I prefered it when it was quiet.”
>You move to cover the girls as a monstrous bear emerges from the dark recess of the castle, and you almost sigh in relief despite the fact that it’s covered in armour as ancient as the bricks around you.
“Don’t worry about it, I got this.”
>You step forward, remembering Celestia’s words that only stand users can see stands, and wind back your first to strike the bear.
>You punch forward, aiming right at its nose to scare it when suddenly you feel you first stop, striking flesh sooner than you thought.
>You inch your gaze downwards and see your fist contained in the bears massive meaty paw.
“W-what?!”
>”The bear’s a stand user?!”

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>The bear roars and with a flick of its wrist throws you off to the side.
>You pick yourself as the bear advances on Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy and, breaking into a charge, throw yourself at it’s side at the last moment.
>While you intend to stagger the bear, you practically bounce right off it’s fuzzy side and do little other than get it’s attention.
“DISCORD! Lil’ help?”
>He sighs, and with a snap of his fingers produces a round binder that he proceeds to start flicking through.
>”｢ANONYMOUS｣!”
>Rainbow Dash takes off and dives at the bear as it raises its paw, distracting him and causing him to take out the brickwork behind you as opposed to your head.
“Seriously?”
>”Well this is a stand battle isn’t it, it’s only fair I use a stand.”
>Discord turns his gaze back to the binder and mutters to himself as he goes through the contents.
>The bear rears up, and you take the opportunity to punch him in his gut only for it to bring itself back down, knocking you on your ass.
>Your view of ‘very pissed off bear’ is suddenly overwhelmed by pink and yellow as Fluttershy swoops in, putting herself between you and the bear and looking it in the eyes.
>”Now wait just a moment mister. Just because you’re angry doesn't mean you can go hurting othe-”
>The bear swipes, and Fluttershy yelps as the paw touches her face…
>And stops.
>”｢BENaIN｣.”
>You turn to see Discord finish pushing a disc into his head and see the shadow’s around you become much sharper.
>The shadow between the bear’s paw and Fluttershy’s face grows, forming a fist encapsulating the bear’s own and pushing it’s paw away.
>It let’s out another growl, and tries to retreat only for more shadows to lash out and grab the rest of its limbs.
>”Now now, that’s quite enough of that.”
>The shadow’s pull the bear to the ground, and form into the image of a pair of guard’s ponies, pointing spears at the downed beast.

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>>28916870
>”T-thanks Discord.”
>Fluttershy gingerly rubs her cheek, only to stop when a slow clap rings our over the courtyard.
>”Very good. Very good. I’m halfway impressed. Especially with shadow manipulation at the end there. Discord you’re truly a draconequus after my own heart.”
>The shadow soldiers turn, pointing their spears outwards at you all as the bear’s restraints dissipate.
“Discord what the hel-”
>Your anger turns to confusion as you turn to see him clutching his face, blood marring his features as he tries desperately to push a disk back into his head.
>”Discord!”
>”Nothing to worry about Fluttershy, probably just a scratch on the di-”
>The offending object shoots out of Discord’s head, breaking into a million glittering shards as it impacts with the brickwork.
>”Sorry, but it’s only fair I level the playing field a little bit.”
>From the hole left by the bear, a small white rabbit emerges.
>”Angel?”
>The rabbit looks up, and smiles eerily as the shadows around him twist and contort.
>”Angel? Hardly my dear. I’m more of a-”
“｢NIGHTMARE｣ .”
>”Oh, heard of me have you? Luna was always the mare to kiss and tell.”
>The shadows break off, becoming tangible as they swim through the air and twist around you.
>You swat at the inky smoke and though your hand goes straight through it you succeed in driving it back towards Angel.
>”What do you want?”
>”What do you think I want? I want the one thing you ponies took away from me!”
>”Princess Luna?”
>”Exactly!”
>The shifting shadows collapse into a maelstrom, and unceremoniously Angel is released. The rabbit looks around, confused, for a moment before hopping over to Fluttershy and hugging her leg.
>”And as much as I loathe to share, you and your stand will be the ones to help me do it, Rainbow Dash!”
>The shadow consolidated, and dives like a spear at Rainbow Dash.
>”｢WHITE RABBIT｣.”

>>28916875
>One of the pieces of shattered stonework leaps in size, growing in leaps and bounds under the touch of a squat, hunched figure with it’s back to you, leaving the only noticeable features visible it’s massive ‘ears’ come back of it’s head at an angle.
>”Discord, now!”
>As Nightmare breaks across the oversized rubble like a wave, Discord grabs you all, pulling you into an uncomfortably tight group hug.
>Before you can voice your objection the world shifts, and you find yourself deposited back at Fluttershy’s cottage as Discord releases you.
>For a moment the only thing that passes between the four of you is heavy breathing as your minds catch up with events, and eventually you speak up.
“Fluttershy...you have a stand?”
>She nods, and you run a hand over your head.
“So you could see me this entire time and you didn’t say anything?”
>”Yea, what they hay Flutters?”
>She shies away at yours and Dash’s questions and shrugs.
>”I just didn’t want to cause a fuss is all.”
>”And did you know about this?”
>Dash wheels around to Discord, who puts his arms up in mock defence.
>”Not at all. Cross my heart, hope to fly, ecetera ecetera.”
>Wordlessly, Angel hops over clutching a carrot, which he deposits at Fluttershy’s hooves.
>Unbeknownst to the bunny her stand manifests and places its paw on the carrot, causing it to grow, though nowhere near as dramatically as the rubble before.
“So, you can grow things huh?”
>”And shrink them.”
>Fluttershy’s stand bounds over to the dresser and touches it with it’s opposite paw.
>True to her word the oversized furniture slowly shrinks, going past normal sized until it’s small enough for her stand to pick up and carry back to her.
>”Wow. How could you hide such an awesome stand from us.”
>Rainbow Dash nudges Fluttershy with her elbow, and both mares share a smile.
>”Far be it from me to be the sensible one, but aren’t you forgetting something?”

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>>28916883
>The girls’ smiles disappear as they remember the threat now lurking in the forest.
>”We need to tell the princesses.”
>With a snap of his fingers Discord conjures an ornate wooden door and raps on it with his knuckles.
>”Yes? Come in.”
>Princess Luna’s voice spurs you to push open the door, and you find yourself entering what you assume to be her chambers.
>”Rainbow Dash? I didn’t know you were in Canter-oh.”
>Luna’s gaze narrows as Discord slithers through the door, which shows the front of Fluttershy’s house rather than the hallway, after you and Dash.
>”To what do I owe this visit?”


<=To=Be=Continued==
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNEk5Yf-MYY

>>28916891
Wew, about time I got around to having some fucking plot happen.

Here's the pastebin; http://pastebin.com/5Qz6xf0S (embed)

Stay tuned, it's only going to get more bizarre from here on in.

Also it should be obvious, but it's supposed to be ｢BENZIN｣ here >>28916870
I guess 4chan was just that against me ripping of- I mean referencing Ace that it had to break it twice.

>>28915649
>non-green content
>no sono chi no sadame on playlists

It may not fit into any EQG ops but without that 19th century rock and kenshiro-than-Joestar then their would be no Jospeh no Jotaro no Josuke no Giornio no Jolyne and also no Johnny or Josuke 8 (you need gay priest powers to create the second universe to reach them)

>>28916883
Anthrofur shitlord detected.
Also, who.

Stands > Spin > Hamon

Do you agree?

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>>28917561
Yes. After all, the spin and the ripple are said to be steps towards achieving the ultimate goal of a "stand".

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Johnny Joestar wanted 'to' stand a stand didn't make the cut

>>28916897
Nice update man.I laughed when Discord pulled out a stand disc and called out ｢BENZIN｣. And the plot thickens. i'm looking forward for what is to come.

I'm going to post the All Star Battle shortly. Let's see who comes out on top in a battle between [Fire in the Church] and [Starman]!

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ScC4JWoeLc

Snap me down! It’s Fuckface Mcgee’s Anon & Ziggy Stardust in:

ASB! Or “There is a STAND on my soup!”

>You are…
>Anon Yancy Mous.
>But under the cover of the night you fight crime under the name of…
>The Uber Nigga!
>Just kidding.
>You are no super hero.
>You are way better than that.
>You are a stand user!
>Spiderman ain’t got nothin’ on you.
>Except like, a bunch of movies, genius level intellect and the tightest butt…
>Unf.
>Some of the homo…
>I mean.
>Fuck it, you got no time to be thinking about men in spandex.
>You are on a date!
>Your bae, Twi Twi, wanted to try out this fancy ass restaurant that opened just a few weeks ago.
>Apparently her friend Rarity wouldn’t shut up about how it was the new “in” place in town.
>The French-Mex Buffet Jean-Pierre Sanchez.
>What the fuck?
>Who came up with this?
>Whatever, play your cards right and you know what else will be “in” tonight.

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>>28918285
>You don’t like to jump to conclusions, but Rarity knows shit about what is popular or not.
>This place is emptier than Derpy’s head!
>There’s just one waiter, and some other guy sitting in a corner.
>Let’s hope the food is edible.
>You and Twilight take a seat.
>This place got some ambience at least.
>Candle lights, smooth mariachi music playing in the background…
>Yeah, bitches love this.
>”Isn’t this place nice?” asks Twilight.
“It ain’t all that bad.”
>”We should thank Rarity for recommending this place.”
>Sure, let’s do that. She surely won’t go on and on about how fancy and posh and FABULOUS her taste in restaurants is.
>The again, you probably should thank her a little.
>It’s thanks to her dad that you have such a flipping prosthetic arm.
>>”Monsieur and madame, my name is Gustav and I will be your camarero tonight.”
>Shit, make up your mind.
>His accents are all over the place.
>This is why the races shouldn’t be mixing.
>Hold on, wasn’t your girlfriend an interdimensional horse woman?
>Bah, don’t mind the small things.
>the waiter gives you both a menu and remains waiting next to you.
>Let’s see what we got here.
>…
>This must be some kind of joke.
>Everything listed on the menu is some bizarre mixture of French cuisine with Mexican food.
>”I want the Bastille Enchiladas.”
>Twilight doesn’t question this at all?
>Well, if she doesn’t mind then neither do you.
“I want the Louvre Nachos.”
>>”Oui monsieur, I’ll bring them rapidamente. Please, help yourselves to some breadsticks and water on the house.”
>He leaves with a spring on his step.
>What a fag.

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>>28918322
>An indeterminate amount of time passes.
>Wait, it’s only been ten minutes.
>How come you didn’t notice?
>”And then this one time, in Equestria, my brother was having a wedding and then…”
>Oh, that’s why.
>Something else gets your attention.
>The other guy just got his meal served.
>He ordered a lot!
>There must be like five different things.
>He grabs a taco… and he just looks at it.
>What a weirdo.
>>”Here’s your comida.”
>You jump in your seat with the grace of a baby giraffe going down a slide.
>And you totally didn’t scream like a little girl.
>Fuck this waiter, appearing out of nowhere and shit.
>He serves your nachos, Twilight’s enchiladas and a plate of spaghetti with meatballs.
>”We didn’t order that.” Points out Twilight.
>>”It’s on the house for making you wait so much for the meal señorita.”
“It’s ok Twilight, I’ve never said no to free food.”
>The waiter leaves and you start to dig in to your nachos.
>They are quite good!
>They have an unhealthy amount of spice and chili, and you are sure your anus will be burning next time you drop a deuce, but it’s still worth it.
>Twilight is also going down on those enchiladas.
>Her face is covered in sauce.
> What a cute Twiggy Piggy.
>But… something feels strange.
>You look over at the waiter.
>He is looking intently at your table, rubbing his hands.
>Is he also part jew?
>Then you look back at the weirdo in the Hawaiian shirt.
>He finally gave a bite to that taco.
>But the filling is… moving?
>It seems to be something black and slimy.
>They are… no. It can’t be.
>He is swallowing them.
>That motherfucker is eating a snail’s taco!
“Urp… be right back.”
>You rush to the bathroom, holding your mouth close with your hands trying to not throw up everywhere.

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>>28918340
>You are Ziggy Stardust.
>And you just swallowed a bunch of snails.
>You leave the “Escargot Taco” on the plate, next to the other one you haven’t tried yet and the “Moulin Rouge Burrito”.
“This was a mistake.”
>When Sonic recommended you this place, you thought it would be nice to try out something different for once.
>And you have tried grody things before, but this is a first.
>You don’t know about French-mex cuisine, but you have the slight suspicion that this meal is quite raw.
>You gulp down some of your water.
>Perhaps Sonic meant this place was good as a joke?
>…
>Nah, he wouldn’t do that.
>Right?
>Either way, you can at least agree that the ambience is great.
>And the waiter seemed like a nice man, all dressed up in a suit and with a big Mexican moustache.
>You may not show it, but you are a sucker for romantic things.
>You sat at a corner where the background music could be appreciated the most, your meal was illuminated by the candlelight’s, you even ordered the couple’s “Beaner Baguette”.
>Which come to think of it you don’t know if it’s a racist name or if it is alright when they say it.
>And still you can’t help but feel like something important is missing.
>You look over at the young couple that was eating a few tables away from you.
>The guy is gone, but his girlfriend is still eating.
>Mmm.
>You still don’t know what could be missing.

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>>28918349
>This girl…
>She eats like an animal!
> Her face is covered in sauce.
>And there are chunks of food flying everywhere.
>Her boyfriend must like her a lot.
>She is now eating from a plate of spaghetti.
>And here you thought pasta was Italian.
>Maybe you were wrong this whole time.
>Although you don’t remember seeing pasta anywhere on the menu.
>She eats a meatball and her whole body stiffens.
>Did she finally have enough?
>No.
>Something is wrong.
>She is flailing her arms desperately.
>She is beginning to look purple-er.
>…
>Oh no.
“Oh no! She is choking!”
>You look around.
>The waiter is nowhere in sight.
>This is really bad!
>You rush towards the girl.
>You’ll have to help her yourself.

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>>28918371
>You try to get a hold of her, but she tries to get away from you.
“Calm down! I’m trying to help you!”
>She looks at you with tears in her eyes.
>She begins to claw at her neck.
>And then you see it.
>There is definitely something stuck in her throat.
>But that lump, which must be an un-chewed meatball, is growing by the second.
“It’s ok. Don’t panic, I know what to do.”
>You go behind her and put your arms around her mid-section.
>You begin to apply pressure to the bottom of her diaphragm with your hands.
“Come on, try to cough! You can do it!”
>You can tell she is trying her best, but she is beginning to turn blue.
>The lump is moving out ever so slightly.
>She will die if you don’t do something faster.
>You keep applying pressure with your right hand, while you shove your left one in her mouth.
>Maybe you can get it out with your fingers.
>This isn’t enough though.
>You should be slapping her back, but you don’t have enough hands.
>So you hit her back with your body.
>It should help a little.
>The lump is getting out faster.
>You put a yellow star in her uvula.
>This should be it.
>”What the fuck!?”

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>>28918382
>You are Anon and you are fucking pissed.
>This asshole rapist is humping your girl and shoving his fingers down her throat.
>He is even making her cry.
“Get your hands away from her!”
>”I can’t! We are almost done!”
>What a sick piece of shit.
>Wait, you can see a faint glow in his left hand.
>This guy is a stand user!
“Damnit! Did Flash send you?”
>”What?”
“You won’t get away with this [FIRE IN THE CHURCH]!”
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1qalGBVEeE
>You call out your stand.
>But as much as you want to use [WIFIN’ YOU] on this motherfucker, you can’t risk getting Twilight hurt, or horny in this situation.
>The rapist gives one more push and something comes out flying from Twilight’s mouth.
>He lets her go.
>This is your chance!
“REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!”
>Your stand begins to pummel his body with a barrage of fists.
>You know they won’t hurt him much, but that isn’t what you are after.
>”[STARMAN]!”
>His stand comes out and pushes [FITC] back to you.
>”Look, I don’t know what you are thinking but…”
>The thing that came out of Twilight’s mouth, who by the way is lying on the floor trying to regain her breath, bounced on a wall and then entered in his mouth.
>Whatever it is its big enough that his whole mouth is covered.
>His knees begin shake, and his cheeks are puffing.
>He must be feeling the effects of [WIFIN’ YOU]

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>>28918392
>The rapist spits out a big ball of meat, which hits Twilight in the back of her head, and now is vomiting next to your girlfriend.
“You are done motherfucker!”
>You send [FITC] after him.
>But his skinny, and sexy, stand gets in the way.
>[FITC] attacks him with a rush of punches.
>They are too fast; he won’t be able to counter attack.
>But fuck you sideways, you are wrong.
>His stand (you think he said [STARMAN]) kicks [FITC] in the kneecap and both you and your stand lose balance and fall forward.
>His stand takes this opportunity to grab [FITC] by the back of its head and slams its face (and yours) to the ground.
>Shit, you feel like the ground just tried to rape your mouth through your teeth.
>The rapist is getting a hold of himself.
>[WIFIN’ YOU] must be wearing off.
>This can’t end like this.
>That fucker messed with you Twilight, and he also fucked with the wrong nigga.
>You will show him [WHO I AM]
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLO8LknyZs8
>You get a feel of his mind bubble, and begin to attack it.
>It’s working! The fucker is grabbing his head in pain.
>But his stand grip isn’t getting any weaker.
>Fine, its mind rape time!
>You attack his bubble harder.
>He falls on top of a table.
>Come on! Just die already!
>There is something in his hand.
>A fork?
>What is he going to do? Fork you up?
>He stabs his leg.
>And with that his mind bubble gets harder.
>No way.
>He used pain as a way to get his mind together.
>Just who the fuck is this guy?

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>>28918406
>You are Ziggy and your head hurts.
>So does your leg and your mouth, but those are on you.
>Also you feel dizzy and disgusted.
>That stand can really get in your head.
>Literally.
>But… you felt something when he attacked your mind.
>Kind of like a distant dream.
>Did he feel it too?
>You have [STARMAN] release him.
>He incorporates and grabs his bleeding face.
>”You imbecile! You should have killed him!”
>You look behind you.
>The waiter came back and he looks furious.
“You wanted him to kill me?”
>”No! You were supposed to kill him!”
“What? Why?”
>”I panicked when Madame Sparkle ate the meatball my stand attacked, but then you appeared and happened to be a stand user, and then that cabrón Anon started to fight you. Everything would have been fine if you’d just killed him.”
>>”You just go around attacking clients? That’s poor service quality.” The guy called Anon stands up and walks next to you.
>”Of course not. Monsieur Flash paid me a lot to get him your head in a silver plate, and that’s what I’m going to do!”
>The waiter rips off his thick moustache.
>And reveals a thin and large French moustache beneath it
>Both of you gasp at the revelation.

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>>28918415
>”With both of you weakened, you’ll be no match for my stand [TOYS FOR BOYS]!”
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBWU9-aq2Ro
>A robotic Eiffel Tower materializes behind him.
>His stand grabs a knife and a fork and they both grow to become the size of a grown man.
>Anon calls out his stand.
“You know… I don’t really get what’s going on between you two, but from what I get you almost killed this girl, right?”
>”That’s all you understood from my monologue?” says he waiter angrily.
“Well then…, “ you pose and point at him “let me tell you, you just lost this battle.”
>”Qué?”
>The waiter looks were you are pointing, and realize he is stepping on a giant black star!
>You stick a yellow star on Anon, his girlfriend and yourself.
“Hold him there please.”
>>”You got it!”
>The waiter tries to get away from the black star, but Anon’s stand gets a hold of his mind keeping him in place.
>You walk over Anon’s girlfriend and have [STARMAN] pick up the giant meatball from her head.
>[STARMAN] throws it to the air, jumps, and spikes it with a mighty punch.
>The meatball is bouncing all over the restaurant, breaking everything on its way.
>”Mon dieu” says te waiter weakly before the meatball crashes with his face.
>The meatball continues to bounce across the room, always away from you three and every time hitting the waiter all over his body.
>After twenty times, the mass of meat crashes definitely on top of his body, leaving him with no teeth and most of his bones broken.
>Anon and You pose and point at him.
“Bon appetit.”
>”Motherfucker!”

Dual Heat Attack!: “Bon Appetit Motherfucker!”

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>>28918432
>You are Twilight Sparkle.
>And this is by far the worst date you’ve ever had.
>You almost choked to death and there is meat and grease all over your body.
>You incorporate and look over to Anon and the other guy.
>They are looking at each other menacingly face to face.
>Are they going to fight?
>Anon speaks first.
>”SATIPO?”
>The other man smirks.
>>”KANYE?”
>”Heh heh heh.”
>>”Ha ha ha.”
>And the they both engage in a weird handshake.
>”Mah man!”
>>”Mah boi!”
>”Mah man”
>>”Mah boi!”
>They keep going at it.
>You recognize friendship when you see it, but this is a brand new experience for you.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfhqaxhqQvI
“It’s the last time I ask Rarity for advice on where to eat.”

>>28918445
And that's how this ASB ends.
I don't think I've made FuckFace's Anon justice. It was hard to write him, but I hope it is decent enough.
I was surprised when in AusAnon story appeared a stand that could change the size of things. And I had already began to write about Gustav's stand. So I decided to make his ability to just make things grow over time.
Kind of like this http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Endless_Growth , but just on things.

Here is the pastebin with this story: http://pastebin.com/u/StarAnon

I hope you guys liked it!

And in the spirit of the seventh thread, I leave you with a video of my favorite minor antagonist:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1tzrU1Mu0Y

>>28918508

that was the fucking SHIT man! dual heat attack, incorporating a lot of my macguffins into your story so it'd make sense that they're fighting, good characterization. fucking amazing. can i make this canon in my green?

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>>28919351
I'm glad you liked it.
>Can i make this canon in my green?
Sure, I guess.
There were scenes I ended up deleting like Anon thinking what would he do if he had Gustav's powers, but I guess it came out ok in the end.
Looking forward to see how that fight with Snips and Snails goes.

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Post Jo-girls for... Reasons

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>>28919933

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>>28919977

>>28919933
>Johnnie
>On her feet

Wat?

>>28920633
Must be a strong rotation going on those legs, hips and maybe even her chest.

>>28920667
I'd spin her right round if ya catch my drift
Honestly I'd cuddle him given the chance. After all he's been through, he deserves something nice, ya know?

>>28920157
>Girl Gyro with facial hair.

>>28921121
... Fuck

Those are just very tactically spaced plasters to make it LOOK like facial hair.

What is your opinion on Joshu?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujJpS7UPvwk

>>28921726
He's a dick, sure, but he's okay in my book.

>jojo and MLP

Sound pretty cringy desu, they are the MLP of /a/ after all

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>>28921975
>mlp of /a/

That's not how you spell love live anon.

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I like these sort of images using different show parts to summarise each Jojo

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>>28922791

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>>28923270
>stardust crusaders

Top kek

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-I_ccRbBsc
Proof that Jojo can be mixed with everything.

What's more manly Jojo part 1-3 or fist of the North Star?

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>>28923863
Tough question. I'd say Jojo is manlier, but Hokuto is more epic.

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>Ponies that can kill Dio.

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>>28924294
>not just spamming Za warudo

He deserves to die.

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When you hear the pillar man theme drop.

>>28924804
Without a doubt the best song in the entire anime this is a song which says 'these fuckers are evil, seriously fucking huge in height and muscle and have some top tier fashion sense' it really makes you feel like and realise you're going against an unstoppable force

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>>28925364
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VoOW1Vvl2oU

>>28926227
Why couldn't the dazzlings dress like this in RR

How would a stone mask made for ponies look like?

>>28915829
Is there a pastebin with all of these? Or a list of stands per story?

>>28927113
It'd look like a stone duck.

>>28928090
No, but there should be. Someone's got to make a pastebin that has links to everyone's Stand Lists, like a Master Stand List for the whole thread.

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Continuing from the pastebin.

>”So yer sayin’ ya got this Stand thing after prickin’ your finger with an ancient as all hell arrow, passin’ out, and havin’ a massive headache? Do ya think those things might be just the tiniest bit related?”
>Applejack does have a point
>After the discovery of your newfound Stand, Twilight called the rest of the Mane 6 together at the treebrary to discuss everything you could remember of your visit to Canterlot and what you did earlier today, and to explain what the hell Stands were to everyone
>They took it surprisingly well
>You’re all joined by Spike and Owloysius, Porchlight’s owl “assistant”
>You’d spent the better part of the explanation poking Dash with [Planisphère] because she wouldn’t sit still
>She’d flinch like a cat that got bopped on the nose, every time
“Shit AJ, you just reminded me.”
>Twilight and Rarity glare at you for your foul tongue
>Can’t take the cursing out of a human, no matter where they end up or how nice it is there
>Sorry Twiggle
“In the manga I read, I remember that the bad guys and some of the good guys would get their Stands when they got stabbed by a mystical arrow that was basically identical to the one Celestia and Luna poked me with. It didn’t have a scarab on the arrowhead, though.”
>Dash pipes up, clearly bothered by something
>”So you’re saying that this Stand stuff existed in comic form in your world, but that it’s real here and sticks to the same sort of rules?”
>Basically
>”Dash, do you think there’s some sort of inter-dimensional equivalence going on here? A spell or law of nature that makes the fantasies in the human world real in ours?”
>That’s a hell of a logical leap
>”I wouldn’t say that, Twi. What I’m trying to get at here is why does everything to do with Stands seem to equate with something from this “mango” stuff Anon’s talking about? Is it just a weird coincidence? An inter-dimensional constant? It’s just… bizarre, when you think about it.”
>Ayyy

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>>28928355
>Dash gets the finger guns
>She’s a little creeped out by that
>Dial it back
>Hell yeah
>Damn you’re cool
>Also you never thought Dash could even use phrases like “inter-dimensional” or stuff like that
>Mare’s smarter than you give her credit for
>”Umm… I think that no matter what it is, we need to inform the princesses, since it sounds to me like you were just messing around and you got discharged from the hospital before you could confirm or deny the results of the experiment.”
>Man, everyone’s surprising you today
>That’s the most Fluttershy has ever talked in your presence since you met her two years ago
>”Fluttershy’s right, Anon. Spike?”
>He snaps to attention as she floats him a feather and scroll
>”Yes Twilight?”
>>”Take a letter please. We need to report our findings to Princess Celestia.”
>”Got it.”
>>”Anon, I think you should dictate the letter. After all, you’re the one at the center of all this.”
>The guilt is still there, coiled up in your gut
>She cried because of your idiocy
>Hopefully this letter will lift her spirits
“Dear Princess Sunbutt,”
>Rarity and Twilight’s eyes bug out of their heads
>Fluttershy covers her face with her mane
>”O-oh my…”
>Pinkie’s hooves are holding her mouth shut to stifle her laughter
>Dash has a thousand yard stare on her face
>AJ pulls her hat down over her eyes
>”Good grief, Anon.”
>Spike remains unmoved
>”Hoo?”
>>”Princess Celestia, that’s who.”

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>>28928368
“I’m sending you this letter in the hopes that it will lift your spirits at least a little bit. I’m doing much better now and I think our little experiment with the Soveran Arrow, make sure to capitalize that Spike, worked. I had a real nasty headache the day after I got back- seriously, felt like my head was being split in two- but I manifested what I believe to be known as a Stand and beat the shit out of a creepy piece of shit who was hitting on my friends. Make sure you capitalize Stand too, Spike.”
>Twilight glares at you
>Right, gotta stop swearing around kids
>You launch into a retelling of what happened earlier today, as well as a re-explanation of what Stands are in the manga, the fact that the Arrow creates them, and what they can do, mentioning The World and Killer Queen as examples.
“In conclusion, I believe we need to meet up as soon as possible. If the Arrow did indeed cause me to manifest this new power, the Soveran Murals may in fact be telling the truth. Plus it’s cool as hell. Write back soon, Sunny D. Your pimpin’est human, Anon.”
>Spike signs it with a flourish, rolls it up, and breathes green fire on the parchment, causing it to burn to ashes and fly out the window in a magical haze
>That was always cool no matter how many times you saw it

>>28928391
>”So, what’re we going to do now, Anon? You’ve got this new power so how do you wanna use it?”
“Always asking questions, Purplesmart. Though I suppose the most awesome course of action would be to see what the hell this thing can do. Most Stands come with secondary powers on top of their physical strength, so I guess I’ll just run this thing through a bunch of tests. Do you have anything around here that I can punch?”
>Rarity cringes a bit, likely recalling what you did to Hard Hat
>Dude had it coming, too bad so sad
>”Actually, I think I have a few crates in the basement. Let’s go take a look.”
>As Twi heads for the basement door you turn to face the rest of your friends
“You guys wanna come with? I think it’ll be pretty damn cool.”
>As the group makes its way down the basement steps, you scratch behind Ponka’s ears with [Planisphère]
>She straightens up a little and takes a deep shuddering breath before giving you a glare of mock disapproval
>For her trouble she gets a sheepish grin and a wink from you
>Not like it was hard for her to guess who that was
>Pones don’t have fingers
>It’s way bigger in here than you thought was possible, so either Twilight created a villainous underground base or this place has spatial enchantments
>As you all reach the bottom of the huge-ass room, Twilight levitates a few dusty crates into the center, far away from anything else
>They look pretty old and flimsy
>She casts another spell before turning to you, excitement in her eyes
>”Alright Anon, I’ve anchored these crates to the floor so you won’t have to chase after them when you punch them. Show us what you can do.”
“Gladly Twi.”
>A quick gulp betrays your nervousness
>Performing in front of others always made you stressed out
>But you’re doing this for you

>>28928436
>Time to see what this thing can really do
“[PLANISPHÈRE]!”
>Though they can’t see it, [Planisphère] fades into reality in front of you, rearing back for a mighty-ass punch
>Gonna fuck these boxes up
“HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!”
>As you scream out, [Planisphère] slams its fist straight through the nearest crate, producing a hole the size of a small melon
>Your gathered friends jump at the hole’s appearance and the sharp crack that accompanies it
>Time to push your Stand further
>As you prepare to beat the hell out of this stupid box, you decide to try a few different yells you remember while [Planisphère] attacks
“DORARARARARARARARARARARAAAAAAA!”
>[Planisphère]’s fists fly, splintering wood and pounding the old crate into a small pile of kindling
>Not bad, but it’s not quite the same feeling as when you beat up Hard Hat
>And the yell is impressive, but it’s just not your style
>Time to move onto the next box
“MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAAAAAAA!”
>Loud cracks and the scent of sawdust fill the air, causing Rarity’s nose to wrinkle
>Your friends cringe back from the noise
>Another crate, another yell
“ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA!”
>[Planisphère]’s vicious-looking elbow fins don’t even phase the box, bouncing harmlessly off the soft wood
>Guess they’re just for show; better stick to punching stuff
>There’s only one old wooden box left, and you’re still dissatisfied with your attack yell
>May as well stick to what you started with
“FUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOU!”
>[Planisphere] pulls its fist backwards to finish annihilating this pathetic cube of sawdust
“REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!”
>The last scrap of wood flies off the old crate and nearly embeds itself in the basement wall
>Phew
>Those crates were actually less tough than Hard Hat’s body
>But that yell…
>You’re definitely gonna use that in the future, if you have to punch the shit out of anything
>No idea why you’d think that, but just to be ready…

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>>28928462
>The faces gathered behind you gawk like they just witnessed some godlike display of power
>Huh
>The legends really must have been true
“Phew, how was that Twi? Did I do good?”
>The utterly shocked expression on her face tells you everything you need to know
>Hell yeah, you’re the fucking best
>Swiping your hand across your brow, bracing your other hand on your thigh, cocking your leg outwards, and leaning back, you pose fantastically for the gals and Spike
>Pinkie wipes her forehead with her mane while Rarity gawks, awestruck
>They’re both sweating profusely
>”Whoa, that was awesome Anon! If you can punch like that and knock somepony out then maybe you can punch through rocks!”
>Rainbow, always escalating things
>Though it does sound pretty badass, but Twi might not-
>”I agree Anon. I think I have a few monoli-uh, rocks in here that I don’t need anymore. You can try punching those.”
“Buh?”
>Her quick assent throws you off guard; she’s usually much more cautious about destructive things
“Uh, okay…”
>Twilight levitates a huge hunk of stone from somewhere in the magically expanded basement’s depths, surprising everyone, even Panko
>”Twilight dear, where have you been keeping that? Where did you even get it?”
>>”Oh, this was a donation from Pinkie’s rock farm after we sealed away Discord. They said they’d be willing to donate it for research, but I never really had the time to do anything like that. So I’ll just donate it to Anon so he can do research with it instead!”
>>"Aww, but it's a good rock...That's just such a waste."
>Panko seems disappointed
>She floats it over to the center of the basement, securing it to the floor with the same spells she used on the crates earlier
>”Go ahead Anon, show us what [Planisphère] can do!”
>The huge stone looms imposingly and you’re feeling a little uncertain about this, but if you could knock out a pone, you can punch through a stone
>Let’s do this

>>28928486
And that's all for now. Sorry I haven't written until now, I was dealing with projects in college and giving myself more of a buffer to write with. I promise more updates over the next few days, and as always, the story is recorded to http://pastebin.com/aiHBKpuF
See you fags later, and have a happy Thanksgiving!

>>28928521
I just made a Stand list for my story. It's gonna be pretty sparse for a while, but if you want to take a look at the one thing on the list, it's right here: http://pastebin.com/u6LbkW9g

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I need to feel my Jo-bros

>>28928717

Did someone say 'Stand list?'

'cause I thought I heard someone say 'Stand list.'

http://pastebin.com/WK0dU2it

>>28928090
>>28928192
>>28928717
>>28929410
I should contribute too.
http://pastebin.com/6RipfzPg

I'll see if I can make a list of the stands generated in the previous threads.
I guess they can be useful for future ASBs.

>>28928090
>>28928192
>>28928717
>>28929410
>>28929810
http://pastebin.com/ek1ZS7XL
Here ya go!

>>28928090
>>28928192
>>28929410
>>28929810
>>28930046
And here it is http://pastebin.com/Cna1bVBL
A list of the generated stands from the previous threads.
I didn't include stands like [LEE VAN CLEFF] since a writefriend created them and thus I guess they belong to them.
I didn't include [ROCKETMAN] and the stands he created 'cause it seemed like he could write a green of his own with them.
I also didn't include [Little Prince], [ROCK N ROLL], [Mr Blue Sky] and [DARE TO BE STUPID] because they had already a designated stand user and the anon who made them also seemed to have a green in the makin'.

If someone wishes to "reclaim" any of the stands on the list feel free to do so.
The list should be modified for the next threads.

>>28929175
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61hbtgkEfm4

>>28929175

This song, on its own.

https://youtu.be/kTazVw4IN6g

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>>28919199
...then who the hell is Kosaku in pony world?

>>28930996>>28929410

Vanilla ice said a mere dog could not have resolve. That he could not possess a proud soul...

But stands are the soul's manifestation, iggy's soul had moved on its own. It had no choice but to move!

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>>28931279
That's the scary part. nopony knows the real identity of Pony!Kosaku.

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Are they the best family?

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>>28932147
They just want a quiet life after all.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCtaAjhCAQw

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>>28934258
Is that new art or the same one the based art fag drew earlier?

Either way it's very niceu

Sunset-Sunset Sensai

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Goodnight Bump: Hol Lotta Horse Edition

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>>28934632
I miss the kronk bodies, what a bizarre feeling I am feeling, is this... Sadness?

>>28934632
Makes you wonder... which Jojo characters could potentialy be into MLP?

This is for FuckFace McGee and his idea for Flash's stand https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3vBMmcXSMw&t=29s

Shit is not Flash

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>>28934807
All the Jojo waifus because why not

Who is ready to BITE THE DUST?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1d8q8P9x-oE

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>>28935210

>>28935664
Would the episode "It's about time" work with the same concept as Bite the dust?

Happy Thanksgiving my Jobroes.

>>28936321
I thank Araki for giving us the gift of Jojo and mom for making mlp

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>tfw all the ponies compliment your hair

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>>28934807
This guy.

https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B1kRSZNJTTZpcUJIVW5tWlBFMEE/view?pageId=103772245350746982307

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>>28935210

Luck & Bump

DIO vs. Diavolo vs. Kosaku vs. Pucci.

How fucked is the timeline, and how pissed is Dr. Who?

>>28937787
Wat

It was viewed too many times or something

>>28939112
>DIO vs Diavolo
Ehhh, not TOO much damage done

>vs Kosaku
Alright, now we should be concerned

>vs Pucci
Well now we're shifting into MAXIMUM OVERFUCK
I don't know much about Dr Who, so I couldn't really say how he'd react

>>28939500
>diavolo jumps 10 seconds as Dio uses the world, technically 15 seconds of time has been frozen.
>Dr who / hooves sees kosaku and uses bites the dust to create an infinite the loop until his identity is kept a secret.
>after an hour of king crimson, the world and killer queen puchi grows board and fast forwards time to the point of equestria being a barren waste land.

http://jackcrumsontheinternet.tumblr.com/post/153503406844/ive-been-playing-too-much-pokemon-and-watching

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UmFu4OAeWEw

>>28932500
It is full of kings and cards. So you may say it is a full house?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrxFkK3HlN4

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>tfw D4C makes your waifu real

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>>28941524
Then this guy comes and turns her into a bomb.
>What do you do?

>>28941628
I play roundabout if bites the dust crawls into the person who sees kosaku's eyes and the person used a mirror would that mean killer queen would crawl within kosaku?

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WE /BITE THE DUST/ NOW LADS

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>>28942074

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When you finish part 7 and realise how the steel ball run just fucked everyone over unless you're pocoloco

The m6 are now in your faviourite jojos universe and have to go on their quest how do they cope?

>>28941628
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U46q5Koa2Z8

>>28942074
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9CrDdhSvE4&t=0s

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>>28941628
>Steal his waifu.

Got another chapter in the works! Will more than likely be finished by tomorrow. Till then, Stand Proud!

>>28942133
Kakyoin ain't shit compared to this nigga

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>>28943856
Looking forward to it.

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>Besides MLP, which is the weirdest media that Jojo was paired with? Pic related.

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>>28944444
DIGITS CONFIRM JOJOTOPIA CROSSOVER

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>>28944444
N-NANI!?!

>>28944444
I'm trying to think of western animation shows since anime suck jojos dick because >poses the only thing that comes to mind is the new Pokemon game

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>>28943705
>Them Double D's

Top unf

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>>28942074

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>>28945228

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>>28944444

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>>28946443
Yare Yare daze

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EQG 1: Phantom Blood.

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Who are the best bros in Jojo?

FUCK DIDN'T MEAN TO FALL ASLEEP
GOTTA POST THE NEXT CHAPTER

MY LITTLE JOJO: STANDS ARE MAGIC
CHAPTER 16: THAT NIGHT, UNDER A STARLIT SKY
OPEN THE GAME!

>Well, this is stupid
>Stuck in the clink with some dumbass who won't stop whining like a bitch
>And his brother who's not even trying to stop the unending tide of bitching
"Wouldja quit bein' such a baby? Gettin' thrown in jail ain't the end o' the world, ya know."
>F -"Says you! I've never been in jail! Who knows what sort of horrors my brother and I might face?!"
"Ugh, we ain't in some maximum security prison, just some holding cells! You think the bad shit happens HERE?"
>F -"And how would YOU know that?"
>*CLANG*
>"Keep it down in there!"
>A hush falls over you three as the guardpony seated in a chair near the cell whacks the bars with her nightstick
>Well, at least his babblin' stopped
>You try your best to get comfortable on your bench in the cell
>The silence that follows is heaven compared to just a few minutes before
>F -"You're trying to sleep? Here?"
>*sigh* It was fun while it lasted
"Better out here than in the cold."
>A few minutes pass with more of that sweet, sweet nothing before-
>F -"Welp, I'm done being stuck in here. We're breaking out."
"We?"
>F -"Yes, we. Would you rather be stuck in here?"
>You turn to face him
"Yeah. A roof to sleep under, three square meals a day while we're here? Better than outside, trying to scavenge what ya can."
>F -"You sound like you know what you're talking about."
"Well, ain't you a Perceptive Perry?"
>He backs off from questioning further, rubbing his arm like you hit it
>Oh, NOW yer feeling remorseful
>...
>...
>'Kay, now the silence is more awkward than heavenly
"So, uh... who are you two?"
>F -"Excuse me?"
"I asked WHO ARE YOU TWO?"
>He reels
>F -"Eesh, no need to yell."
>He clears his throat
>F -"We are Toccata and Fugue Mignore, son of the late Father Diatoni Mignore of the Manehattan Church and Choir of Luna."
>Wait...
>Church?

Bumperino

>>28950726
"She has a church?"
>He gives a sigh like he's heard that line a thousand times and then some
>F -"Yes. Though you might be one of the only ponies who knows it's a church. At this point it's basically just a choir service."
>T -"No one ever comes to pray, considering how... unpopular she became after her banishment."
>F -"So at this point, it's basically just a choir service. And the only thing left of our father's legacy."
>T -"We've been trying to keep it together but..."
>F -"No one really needs a choir service. And this was... basically the only shot to really keep the thing going."
>So they were willing to kill a pony to keep their dad's church going?
"Seems like an odd way to get money. How desperate were you? Couldn't you just get a normal job?"
>F -"You think we didn't? It was a drain."
>Things went quiet for a few seconds before he spoke back up
>F -"What about you?"
"Huh?"
>F -"You. Who are you?"
"Not much to tell. Lived on the streets most of my life. Figured it'd be a good way to get some quick bits."
>F -"And YOU couldn't just get a normal job?"
"Shut up."
>It's not that you couldn't
>You could totally get a job
>It's just...
>Shut up
>F -"So, rather than take the opportunity of killing the ponies we've been contracted to kill and getting the money, you'd rather just bum around again?"
>...
"Good point."
>You summon your Stand, slinking over to the nearby guard and grabbing a key ring from her back pocket
>After testing each key, you find the right one and unlock the cell door
>Just as you step out-
>F -"*whisper* What? You're just going to step out and leave?"
"You think this place has any actual security?"
>F -"I'm pretty sure they'd increase security for Stand Users."
>He's not wrong
"So what do we do?"
>A podium of white roots pops up from the ground, and he touches your foreleg, leaving an odd mark on it
"What in tartarus? What's this?"

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>>28951557
>F -"That would be my Stand, [SKELETON TREE]. With it, I'm going to help guide you out to the best of my ability, and then we'll follow."
>Alright, fine
>You nod
>First, to check on that guard pony
>A snooze is heard from outside your cell
>Leaning outside the bars shows that the guard has fallen asleep
>Good
>With that over with, you begin making your way through the building
>From what you remember, the city hall was circular, and the holding cells were furthest from the front door
>"From her cell door, Ms Bit went to the right and slyly made her way through the building."
>Doing as you're told, you walk to the right and walk through the empty hall, passing by closed door after closed door, and eventually an open supply closet
>"Wooden Bit, deciding she just NEEDED to know about the latest and greatest in office technology-"
>A bump and hushed "Ow!" heard before he clears his throat
>"Wooden Bit went into the supply closet."
>You walk in, wondering where he's going with this
>There's not much that could help you out here
>A bunch of paper, pencils, a printer, a large corkboard-
>"Wooden Bit grabbed the corkboard from its place on the wall, took everything off of it and made her way back to the cell."
>What's he gettin' at?
>You grab the large board with your Stand-
>Ohhh
>Not too shabby
>After taking all of the tacks and papers that were stuck on, you head on back to the cell, corkboard in tow
>Signalling towards the two, you all make a conga line behind the board
>T -"Yeah, this isn't gonna work."
>A peek behind you proves him right, with most of Fugue sticking out
"How about I take each of you one at a time?"
>The two exchange looks and nod
>First up is Toccata
>Fugue stays behind, figuring he can give you two a better chance of escape with his Stand
>With the stealth and grace of two ponies using an office corkboard like an invisibility cloak, you walk down the hall, keeping to the wall as best you can

>>28952036
>The only things standing between you and freedom were a group of guards stationed near the front desk, talking amongst themselves
>Should be easy enough to slip by
>The two of you silently trudge along the wall, ensuring nopony sees you behind the corkboard
>Almost there, just gotta get past the coat rack and-
>*BUMP*
>"What was that?"
>Like lightning you grab the coat rack with your Stand
>"Bah, it was probably nothing."
>*Phew*
>With little resistance from there on out, the two of you manage to make it out into the night, where two guards are standing at attention
>After slipping behind them and leaving Toccata to hide in a nearby bush, You make your way back into the building
>With a route through the building secured, you go back and lead Fugue out the same way
>Toccata joins you two as you keep the board up behind you three towards the guards and gain some distance, eventually hiding yourself in a nearby alley
>SUCCESS
>Well, now that that's over with, it's time to finish what you started
>F -"Well, that went... easier than expected."
>T -"Yeah, right?"
"Why wouldn't they try and maximize security around here?"
>"Oh, they simply don't understand the power that Stands have..."
>A deep voice sends a shudder down your spine
>"...but they will."
>A foreign appendage places itself onto your flank, and you quickly jump away
>It's...
>It's HIM!
>"Good evening, Wooden Bit, Toccata, Fugue. What might you be doing up so late?"

MY LITTLE JOJO: STANDS ARE MAGIC
CHAPTER 16: THAT NIGHT, UNDER A STARLIT SKY
<=====TO=BE=CONTINUED=====

Thanks for reading, goodnight, and Stand Proud!

>>28952222
Nice update man. I knew they were totally going to escape. I want to see how "HIM" reacts to them having failed their missions.

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Are you ready for DiU to end? It's weird how it's longer in the manga than part 3 yet it seems part 3 had more episodes to it

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>>28952949
I'm really hyped to see the last remaining episodes of DiU.
You are right about it being weird how the manga and anime's lenght is so different. One would think that part 4 having more misteries than battles would be longer.
Part 5 was almost as long as part 4 if I recall correctly, but it was more battle oriented.
So, would a part 5 anime be longer or shorter than part 4 anime?

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Am I going to hell?

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>>28953533
>Jonathon

It's too soon Anon... 127 years too soon
Hes not worst Jojo God damnit! Hes a great English gentlemen who sacrificed himself to save his fiancé and the world!

>>28916091
Man your friendship games great days is easily my faviorute and probably best not going to lie it all naturally fits together so well

https://m.youtube.com/watch?list=PLR3JpmG2zJhcU4UtpAqS6H6YxCD5QwtCR&v=HYnZklT0FYg

Could some cool dude post the dazzling-tendency song or If it's already been posted reply it to me please. I'd be very grateful

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And the Equestrian award for best father goes to...

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Be honest did you skip any parts of Jojo entirely?

>>28954938
No
Though I was tempted with part 5, if only for the shit scanlations

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>>28954245
>the dazzling-tendency song

Here you go mate; https://clyp.it/2kyusdvt

God bless Jeff Mango's and the Reverse Trap general.

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>>28955447
Arigato Anonymous

Is that where the song was originated?

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>>28955500
Yes.

http://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/28554363/#q28586661

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>>28955518
Who knew one man could be so based?

Jeff is the Rohan of /mlp/ artfag, writefag, music fag is there nothing that man can do?

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>>28934807
Kosaku Kawari (whose actually Kira Yoshikage) would make a brilliant villian for MLP

JUST LOOK AT THIS COOKIES AND CREAM-LOOKING MOTHERFUCKER!

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>>28955808
He becoming zecora / a zebra in all fairness it suits that 'Final arc' look

>>28954938
Not really. Although I did begin with the OVA from the nineties and then began to read the manga.
>>28955581
Jeff is an artfag? I always liked his stories, but I never knew about that.

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>>28955808
Kira loves his little girls.

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I like how Araki makes each Jo-girl unique so you have a large variety when it comes to waifus.

>>28958409
>Enya as part 3 representative.

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Did someone say STAND?!

>>28958817
I admit their are a good few female chosea for part 3 but enya is the most unique only Lisa Lisa would be the other female to hurt someone to avenge family

>>28958825
For some reason this reminds me of equestria men... They need to make a new one for friendship games

When a new guy reacts to Jojo for the first time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flIlpMvC4Bc

>>28959282
He needs to watch all the jojos I mean if love to see his reaction to the zeppelis dying and Jonathon dying etc... https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyMigM_QZeo This is just the opening and I know he's being paid to jump around and scream but it is entertaining to watch need to see him watch it all

>>28959486
He's been watching more.
Here is a link to him watching most of ep 1 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJFjRwFmfzw

And then this guy has the links to the reactions to the other episodes
https://www.youtube.com/user/W1ldLifeNeko/videos

So far he's seen up to episode 6. And his mind has been blown every time.

Can someone stat this stand for me? I already know who the user is gonna be, but I want to get a handle on exactly what it can do

Stand name: [REMY BOYZ]

Stand user: spoiler

Stand ability: [REMY BOYZ] allows the user to create clones of themselves equal to how old they are in years. All entities associated with [REMY BOYZ] share the same pool of strength, thus if the user clones themselves once both the user and the clone will be at 1/2 of the user's original strength. Twice, each has 1/3, four is 1/4, etc. Each clone is only different from the original in that they have broken handcuffs around their wrists.

>>28959703
Power: C
Speed: B
Durability: D
Range: C
Precision: E
Potential: B

>>28959703
How about...

Power - B (That way the first few clones could be useful)

Speed - D (Not fast, but this stand sounds like it would rely on numbers rather than speed.)

Range - B (good enough to function in a big building, but not much further?)

Durability - D (You only mentioned that strenght was shared, so as a drawback the clones aren't that durable)

Precision - E

Potential - E

It sounds like a cool stand. it reminds me of [Tatoo You!] from part 7.

I wonder who is the user...

>>28959872
>>28959904

Thanks boyos. I'll work something out, but don't get hype. This won't make an appearance for a loooong time.

Also, fucking hell I knew it sounded familiar. My buddy and I were drinking and playing JoJo on his ps1, and we brainstormed it up based on this

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oTz93Y-qeq0

Also we were listening to Fetty Wap

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Jojo everyone...

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I miss him and his italian ways...

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Johnny has the sadest story imo

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>>28934258
Sunset Lisa lisa and Josuke-ity

I need this in my life

>>28961461
You and me both.
But what's next? Pinkie as F.F. or Fluttershy as Lucy Steel?

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>>28959521
watched him watch up to episode 8 one more episode. man hype is an understatement. he knows his anime's and i think this will bring him to jump out his chair and fall to his knees.

>>28961775
Just watched him react to episodes 7 to 9. The feels were real man. His reactions are priceless.

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Boop friendly reminder that Dio could have beaten Joseph and Jotaro if he did what he did with kakoyion Lear talking more killing

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>A 17 year old Japanese school boy haunted by an 'evil spirit'
>A former bad guy who now lives her life as a regular girl a shadow of her formers elf
>Can these two Unlikely allies unite to save their world from extinction!?!?!
>A bizarre friendship, romance, comedy, loss and friendships...
>Just what will happen as these two souls from two worlds unite!?!?!?!

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>>28963993
>Jojo and Sonata's Whacky Adventures!
>Tuesdays at 7 on FOX.
I'd watch it.

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Diavolo in a nutshell everyone

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Which part Jotaro is best Jotaro im gonna say 3

>tfw no Jo-bros to talk to

Yare Yare Dawa

>>28966095
I prefer Part 4taro
Though I'd say Part 3 Jotaro is the strongest

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=joVsg9WYPDU

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How would stands help in Equesrrian society (they are independent from their masters souls and are capable of thinking and speaking )

>>28967774
I think ponies would be terrified at the concept of stands.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gOfIxhLDPs
Why isn't Johnny there?.. oh, of course.

>>28967774
Equestria would be destroyed if they had stands.

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Which Darby is the best?
>Pic related.

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>>28969790
Best D'arby indeed

>>28969790
I want to come inside D'arby

>>28969790
>>28970786
>>28970788
https://youtu.be/ynIHsHYaig0

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Hey guys, I might post some new green tonight. Don't expect much though, it is just an intro of sorts.

>>28971581
Fingers crossed mate can't wait

Further proof that Jojo is /fa/.
http://www.crunchyroll.com/anime-news/2016/11/30/perennially-fabulous-hirohiko-araki-wins-best-dresser-award

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>When someone chats about God or Dio.

Just fast forward my shit up

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>>28974231
>195cm twilight build like the hulk

Too much nerd 4 me, Twilight is for cuddles and occasionally sexual...

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>>28974231

Continuing on from >>28928486

>OWWWWWWWW
“AAHHHHHHH FUCK!”
>So punching rocks with your Stand at full speed wasn’t the best idea, since you’d sort of forgotten the whole “damage to Stands is reflected onto their users” thing
>As a result you mangled your right hand pretty bad; it’s pretty much just a lump of flesh and bone right now
>THIS IS NOT THE TIME TO BE REFLECTIVE, THIS FUCKING HURTS
>Rarity and Dash had both fainted, AJ was standing in the corner holding her hat and comforting Fluttershy, and Pink and Spike were throwing up behind the monolith
>Hopefully Twi knows medical magic, it’d be embarrassing to go to the hospital twice in a row for self-inflicted stupidity, and on the same hand too
>STOP BEING SMARMY GODDAMN IT
>”Oh Celestia, Anon! Come over here, I’ll try to fix you up! It’s gonna hurt a lot though.”
>FuckfuckfuckfuckfuckFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
>The others cluster around you, supporting you on your way to the table near the stairs
>They’re all horrified by the state of your hand, not that it’s unwarranted
>It’s like a unicorn tried to use magic to accelerate his punch but forgot to reinforce his hoof
>The purple aura of Twilight’s magic envelopes your crushed fist, and you suddenly lose feeling in your hand
>Oh shit she’s gonna have to AMPUTATE IT-
>”Phew, just remembered a local numbing spell! Alright, you’ll be okay Anon, I just need you to look away and breathe deeply, can you do that?”
>You nod assent dumbly, it’s all you can do right now
>It’s like you’re watching a movie; everything on the screen is so distant, even though it’s right in front of you
>The feeling of pins and needles envelops your entire body as you are levitated onto a table for the second time in the past week
>”Twi, Ah think he’s goin’ inta shock.”
>>”He’ll pull through AJ, don’t worry. I’ve got him. You might want to look away, girls. And Spike.”

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>>28976089
>Everyone does as they are told, and not a moment too soon
>There’s a nightmarish sort of sound. like someone dragged a bundle of meat and sticks into a cave and let an Ursa Major feast upon it
>Just don’t look down, that way lies madness
>As your breathing speeds up apprehensively, the noises change to the much more subdued squish-squash of flesh being rearranged, and you see Twilight’s eyes narrow with intense concentration
>”Fluttershy! You remember that week we spent studying Anon’s anatomy when he got here? I need your help right now!”
>That’s right, Celestia ordered Twilight to study your physiology when you’d first been brought to her, just in case they’d need to know how to fix you
>Fluttershy was there too, since Sunbutt knew how much knowledge she possessed with regards to animal care
>The three of them and Luna had examined your entire body inside and out, with the exception of one particular organ
>Don’t ask how they did it
>”R-right, I’ll do my best! Excuse me!”
>She gently pushes Applejack aside as she gallops over to the table
>She’s so cute when she becomes determined
>And right now that could help save your bones from being put back into place the wrong way
>”Alright Twilight, what do you need?”
>>”Where does this bone go?”
>Hooooooly shit she removed your hand bones
>This is too goddamn much, time to throw up
>NO! Keep it together, Anon!
>You’re right, brain. Can’t let stomach win this fight
>You barely manage to keep the urge to blow chunks at bay
>”W-well, instead of picking one and trying to figure out where it goes, why don’t we just sort them out into the shape of his hand and you can put them all back in an organized manner?”
>>”…Oh. Yeah, I probably should have thought of that. Okay, let’s sort this out! We don’t have any time!”
>The two get to work, presumably reconstructing the way your carpals and phalanges and whatnot fit together like some macabre jigsaw puzzle

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>>28976120
>To distract yourself from the clacking your bones are making on the table and the desire to lose your cookies, you bring out [Planisphère] again, noting that its right hand dangles limply by its side
>Apparently, removing your bones also removes the Stand’s bones
>This is fucking trippy
>Well, while you’re waiting you might as well try experimenting a bit more with it
>You make [Planisphère] punch with its good arm, noting that it can still attack very rapidly with one hand out of commission
>It’s no Star Platinum though, that thing could punch diamonds and not be any worse off for it
>Best to stick to punching soft things, like pones, and yourself for being stupid
>The holes on the tips of its fingers and thumbs interest you, though you have no idea what they’re for
>Hmm…
>You flex your spiritual muscles and make [Planisphère]’s left hand into a finger gun
>Pchoo pchoo
>You giggle a bit at the sight of your Stand making finger guns at the girls
>”Ah’m pretty sure he’s losin’ it, Twi.”
>Nothing else really happens though
>But hang on, if you could feel your Stand booping Rarity’s nose when you really concentrated on it, maybe you could use its other senses as well
>After all, Jotaro was able to speak using his Stand, so maybe
>Can you see through its eyes?
>You close your own peepers, concentrate really hard, like pants-shittingly hard, and open them again
>Absolutely nothing happens
>Fuck, there’s got to be some trick to this
>You concentrated really hard on touching Rarity’s nose, so maybe you should concentrate really hard on staring at, I dunno, Panko and Spike
>They’re still behind the big-ass rock and you REALLY want to see them, but you can’t look in that direction without also seeing your fucked up hand
>You HAVE to see them or you’ll fuckin' lose it
>You have to SEE
>to See
>See
>see

>>28976130
>You suddenly realize that you were concentrating so hard you shut your eyes
>Everything still feels like you’re on the table though, even the numbness in your hand
>Dang it
>With a resigned sigh you open your eyes
>What greets you is a completely different angle of vision, darkened by the visor you now peer out through
>You’re staring down at yourself from above and to the side, Twilight and Fluttershy blocking the view of your hand
>You can see every single detail, the subtle rippling of muscles under your shirt as you breathe, the hairs on your head, and the grimace of disgust on your face
>Man, you didn’t think you looked that ugly, but a fresh perspective really put things into, uh… perspective
>But holy SHIT
>You’ve achieved some kind of pseudo-astral projection here, this is fucking nuts
>Can you move around in [Planisphère]’s body?
>A quick check reveals that YES, you can float all over the place
>You spend a few minutes lazily bobbing and weaving around the table, taking care to keep your back to Twi and Shy
>An attempt was made to punch rapidly with your left hand, but it seems that projecting your consciousness into your Stand limits it to human physical ability
>Oh well, let’s check out the Pink One and the Dragon, shall we?
>While manipulating your Stand’s body, drifting through the air takes no effort at all since you seem to just float naturally in any particular direction
>As you approach the monolith you feel a sort of tug behind your belly button, pulling you back towards your body on the table
>Ah, yes
>The “maximum range” issue
>Stands can’t move outside of a set radius from their users, which must be what you’re experiencing right now
>So that’s what it feels like
>Seems like your Stand can’t travel more than maybe 12 or 10 meters from your body
>Better to find out now than when you might fuck things up, like catching a falling cat or something

>>28976552
>Welp, everyone else is too far away to touch, so you drift back down to Stand by your own side, carefully avoiding glancing at your poor right hand
>Porchlight and Flutters straighten up from their position at your hand, wiping their brows
>”Alright Anon, we’re almost done here, I just need Rarity to finish this up. Rarity, can I get your help?”
>A quick glance in her direction reveals that she’s still out
>Well fuck
>Twi, obviously out of patience, zaps her with her horn
>”zwhut HUH NO ANONYMOUS I’M NOT DOING ANYTHING LEWD OR mmmmm…”
>Rare’s dreamin’ about lewd things, huh?
>Niiiiiiice
>”Rarity, get over here, we need your help to stitch Anon up!”
>Rares jerks upright, clearly questioning the request, but she complies, slinking her way over to the table as she yawns
>”Now Rarity, I need you to focus on this. I’ve already marked the points where you need to sew, so take these sutures and work your magic. It’s just like working with nylon, if nylon was a bit tougher and made out of skin and muscle.”
>>”Twilight, why must you phrase it in such a vile fashion? I understand the gravity of the situation but really now, I-“
“Rarity shut up and stitch me up.”
>That came out of your body, even though you’re still “inside” [Planisphère]’s body, and you heard it both from your astral vantage point and inside your own body’s head
>Dual audio features: nice, but something to look into at a later time
>This is starting to get fucking weird, time to go back
>You close your eyes and imagine looking at Twilight and your hopefully now-fixed hand
>You concentrate REALLY FUCKING HARD
>Things don’t feel any different, but that’s how you felt when you started this weird little adventure
>Verrrryyy slowly, you crack one eye open
>And see Rarity, cringing like a motherfucker with a needle and sutures grasped in her magic, stitching up your hand
>Vomiting is almost unavoidable at this point, but at least you’ve managed to get back into your own head

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>>28976559
>”I don’t know how you were able to keep still that whole time, Anonymous. Even without the numbing spell the noises would’ve driven me mad!”
“I’ll tell you later Rares. For now just focus on stitching my hand back together.”
>After a few minutes of silence and staring at Rarity’s cringing face, she hands- um, hooves?…- gives the needle back to Twilight and steps back
>”This is certainly the first time I’ve had to perform tailor work on a living being, but I’d have to say it’s some of my finest work.”
>Twilight steps up to your left side, her face taut with worry but still hopeful
>”Alright Anon, I think we’re done here. You should be good to go right now, so you won’t even need to check into the hospital! I went ahead and used a lot of my magic to put everything back in place, regrow the damaged flesh, and make sure your nerves still work properly, but I could only direct it up to a certain point, which is why I had Rarity step in to stitch you up. Healing magic isn’t perfect, after all. I’m going to remove the numbing spell now, so tell me how it feels.”
>Slowly, very slowly, feeling returns to your hand
>The feeling of itchiness
>Seriously, these stitches itch like a bitch
>Haha, yeah
>You mentally high five yourself
>Fuck, why do it mentally?
>You bring out [Planisphère] and high five him hard
>The shock travels down your left arm and makes your right hand itch even more, and again everyone looks at you like you’re crazy
“Jesus Twi, I can’t believe you did this. My hand looks pretty damn good, it’s just itchy as hell is all. Rarity, Flutters, thank you too; you guys saved my ass. Or my hand, as it were. Can I get a cast for this thing or something, so I don’t scratch the stitches?”
>”It was no problem dear. I’m happy to have helped.”
>>”I-It was no trouble. I’m glad I was able to help fix your hand, Anon. “
>Twilight teleports some gauze bandages onto the table along with a small vial of some mysterious blue liquid

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>>28976564
>You could swear the stitches were already fading as your hand healed, but that might just be a sign of severe trauma, you’re not sure anymore
>As you slide your arm into the gauze, it spirals up your hand, just loosely enough to not bother the stitches too much
>Everybody gathers around and talks to Twi, Shy, and Rara about fixing you up while you lean back in your chair
>Bringing out [Planisphère] again shows that it now sports an identical cast around its right hand
>The effect is comical
>After a few minutes are up, the bandages have indeed hardened into a cast, and though the itch is there you can no longer scratch your hand raw
“Well now that that’s settled I think I’m goin’ to go home. I need to shower and just relax after today, which by the way was fucking crazy.”
>The girls walk you out, with Spike bidding you goodbye as he goes to his room
>You didn’t really think about it, but the little guy was pretty interested in your Stand demonstration
>He must think it’s pretty damn cool
>Flutters and AJ choose to accompany you to your house, since you’re still a little unsteady on your feet
“So, what did you ladies think of today’s events? I had fun, well except for this.”
>You gesture to your cast-clad hand
>”Ah gotta say, this has been one of the weirdest days of mah life. You’ve apparently got magic a’ some sort and can punch through wood, but ya mangle yer hand when ya punch stone. Ya had a hell of a day, especially since you beat the crap outta that Hard Hat feller.”
>>”Well I’m just glad we got you all taken care of, Anon. Twilight says to go visit her around 4 in the afternoon tomorrow so she can examine your hand.”
“Got it, thanks Shy. AJ, I had a hell of a day too, and I’ll be glad to hit the hay tonight.”
>You bid them a quick farewell, walk into your house, lock the door, and plop down on the couch, ready for a nice long nap
>Or you would do that, if it wasn’t for the rather assassin-esque pony that was perched on the arm of your sofa
>Uh oh

>>28976578
>While you lean back in your chair
Shit, that should just be "while you lean back"
I'll correct it in the pastebin, since Anon is still on the table when he gets the cast

Well anyway, Anon seems to have found himself in a spot of trouble. Who is this mysterious murderer, and what will they do to our daring and unable-to-masturbate protagonist? Stay tuned for the next update of Anon's Stando Adventure!

The story is, as always, compiled here: http://pastebin.com/aiHBKpuF

Do you guys have any feedback? Are there some things I could be expanding upon or writing differently? Let me know what you think.

Are you team ORA or team MUDA?

>>28976862
DORA

I miss the JoeJoe fag, shame he's a normie with a life

>>28976609
>>28976609
I liked this update.
Most stories focus on characters who are already familiar with their stands to jump straight to the action.
It's not often that we get to see how a protagonist discovers his stand and learns to use it, and your story does a fine job describing how it feels to get a new ability, discovering its limitations and the consecuences of using it. All factors that I love to see in origin stories.
Keep it up man, I want to see more of Anon and [Planisphère].

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>>28977685
So do I, but I'm sure he'll come back one day.

By the way, I'll be posting some new green in a bit.>>28971581 I couldn't post it last night, I'm so sorry.

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December 27, 2014 02:30 AM
Unknown Location.

>”Subjects 1 to 4 present no changes.”
>>”Subjects 5 and 6, deceased 1 hour after being implanted with B-01.”
“What about Subject 7?”
>”It has assimilated B-01 and was placed in a water tank for further observation.”
“Good. I want a report of its heart beat and body temperature in an hour.”
>You read your assistant’s latest reports.
>They contain the same information you’ve just been told, but there is no harm in being thorough.
>The tiniest mistake could cause the death of everyone in this lab.
>You go towards the snacks table and brew yourself some coffee.
>Being cooped inside the lab for months can make you come up with some cravings of the breakfast type.
>You munch on some cake while waiting for the coffee to be ready.
>For a secret facility with no windows and under surveillance 24/7, they had provided you with the finest catering service.
>Such are the perks for working for a secret warfare research lab.
>That and, if you weren’t motivated enough, knowing that you could be disposed of at any minute.

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>>28978167
>With a cup of java in one hand and a scone in your mouth, you go check on Subject 7.
>You gaze into the tank’s window but you are met only by your reflection.
>In hindsight it was a bad idea to use a tank that big for such a small test subject.
>You take a sip of your coffee.
>…
>And then you spit it immediately.
>It is the worst coffee you’ve ever had!
>So much for the best catering service.
>”Are you ok professor?”
“Blegh, yes. Just tell me the status on the subjects or something.”
>”Subjects 1 to 4 show no pulse since a few minutes.”
“Shit.”
>That means Subject 7 is the only one remaining.
>You can’t mess this up or you will leave this lab in a plastic bag.
“Incinerate the subjects and review their info, there has to be something we could use to…”
>But you don’t finish the sentence.
>The sheer horror on your assistant’s face puts you on edge.
>With a trembling finger he points behind you.
>You turn around and feel a cold wave of terror wash over your body.
>Subject 7’s water tank was leaking.
>But how?
>It only takes you a second to notice your own mistake.
>There was a pressure valve turned open next to the tank, with the remains of a mug that said “World’s Best Professor.”
“Sound the alarm! We must evacuate everyone!”
>The water tank’s hatch gets blown open, smashing through the head of your assistant.
>You fall on your butt in shock.
>You don’t hear the alarm going off.
>You don’t feel the blood of your fellow scientists wash over your hands.
>You can no longer taste the awful bitterness of the coffee in your mouth.
>But you do see the monster coming out of the water tank.
>And you know this is how all life will end.

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>>28978172
December 27, 2014 08:15 AM
Spoon State Office, Canterlot

>”Girls, there is no easy way of saying this so I will be blunt. You are not cut for this job.”
>>“Oh come on!”
”Calm down sis, let him speak.”
>Mr. Spoon takes a look at some folders on his desk.
>”I’ve reviewed your CV’s and you don’t fit the requirements for this job.”
>>“We don’t… It’s a fucking brothel!”
“Excuse my crude sister, but what requirements do we not fit?”
>”To begin with you are both too young.”
>>”We are 21! We are adults!”
>”That is correct, but I doubt you have the experience needed for this line of work. You may know the basis for it’s “In and outs”,” he looks at your sister expecting her to laugh at his joke.
>>”Fuck you; I ain’t giving you the pleasure.”
>”ahem,” he continues without being bothered by your sister’s insult. “But it entails a proficiency and maturity that you both lack. Do I make myself clear?”
>>”Oh, I know what you are saying, “ your sister stands up and begins to crack her knuckles. “You are saying we aren’t hot enough to work at your place!”
>Mr. Spoon sighs, knowing that she won’t take no for an answer.
>>”There’s two gorgeous girls, no, women here willing to offer a twin experience in your brothel and you are going to deny them the job!?”
>”We already offer that service, and they also provide massages. Do you girls know how to give massages?“
>>”No, but I like to fuck a lot!”
>You grab you sister by the hem of her shirt and force her to sit down before she continues to make a fool out of herself.

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>>28978221
>”Girls, what made you consider this line of work? I’m sure college or a cafe would be a more suitable place for girls your age.
>>”We don’t want to study anymore. “
“We’d rather do anything else for money than to sit in a classroom for other four or five years.”
>”That’s your reason? Then that settles it, you aren’t mature enough to work in my establishment.”
>Both you and your sister get upset by his words.
>Another failure.
>You know he is right, but you can’t help it.
>School is the worst and neither you nor your sisters are willing to put up with things you don’t like.
>Mr. Spoon looks at you and your sister, adjusts his thick framed glasses and continues reading your CV.
>”Mrs. Flitter, it says here that you are good at finding lost objects, is that right?”
“Yes, ever since I was little. You could say it kind of a special ability.”
>Your sister snickers at that.
>”I see…” He leaves the CVs on his desk and takes off his glasses. He may think this makes him look more serious, but it’s hard to do so while looking at his small eyes. “Then I think I have the right job for you.”
“I’m listening” you say holding back your enthusiasm.
>”Since the founding of Canterlot, my family has maintained a legacy of great importance. Are you perhaps familiar with “Fancy Cat”?”
>>”The cat food?”
>”That’s right. So I assume you’ve seen the poster cat that appears in every commercial.”
>>”Yeah, that CG cat that munches on the can of food and then purrs at the camera. Everyone knows about it.”
>”But that cat isn’t CG.”
“Excuse me?”
>”That is a real living cat.”
>>”But it is blue!”
>” My family has bred this particular kind of cat for generations, it is unique and invaluable.”

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>>28978230
“Let me guess, the cat is missing.”
>Mr. Spoon rubs his temple with frustration.
>”Princess Blue, our precious kitty, disappeared last week. We have tried looking for her everywhere, but our efforts gave no results.”
“So you want us to look for that kitty?”
>You try your best to not grin wickedly.
>”We have an appointment with the TV station to shoot a new commercial on the first day of January. If you are able to find her before that day, I’d be willing to pay you fifty thousand dollars.”
>So that’s his game huh?
>Ok, now you should think carefully before…
>>”You got a deal man! Me and my sister are gonna find that pussy in no time!”
>You pinch your sister’s butt before she continues to ruin everything.
>”It settled then. I’ll have my butler give you a photo of Princess Blue and information about her.”
>Before you can talk back to him, his butler comes, gives you a folder with the information about the cat and escorts you and your sister outside.

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>>28978259
>>”That went great sis! We are going to get a shit ton of money only for looking for a…”
>You interrupt your sister with a kick in her ass.
>>”What the hell!”
“God damn it Cloudchaser! Shut up when I’m doing business!”
>>”But he gave us the job!”
“Those commercials will earn him way more than just fifty thousand dollars! We could have asked him for more!”
>Your sister’s expression freezes.
>And then, when she realizes what you just said, she explodes just like always.
>>”Shit, ass, bitch, motherfucker! Why am I so stupid dammnit!”
>She vents out her anger on a bus stop sign.
>You take a deep breath.
>It’s always been like this.
>She does something dumb and then you have to calm her down.
“Now now, sis. Don’t you worry your pretty little head over this. I’m sure I will come up with something that will grant us much more money.”
>>”Sonofa… really?”
“Of course, after all that’s why I’m the brain and you are the brawn.”
>Cloudchaser smiles at you.
>She always loved to be acknowledged by her strength.
>>”So, Flitter, are you gonna use it? You know to find that pussy?”
>You hug your sister lovingly.
>You can’t stay mad at her for long.
“Of course, sis. With my stand we will find it in no time.”
>You both pose together.
“When us the Storm Sisters work together…”
>>”We are unbeatable!”

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>>28978268
December 27, 2014 9:00 AM
Outskirts of Canterlot.

>You are Number 22.
>After some freak accident in one of your employer’s lab, you were summoned to track after something that got out of there.
>You investigated the lab, or rather, what was left of it.
>The place was littered with broken machines and corpses in every direction.
>Whatever it was it didn’t like its creators.
>But still, you managed to find a trail, and followed it all the way to Canterlot.
>You have just informed your superiors and await instructions.
>You take this moment to light up a smoke. It’s been a long night.
>You phone rings, distracting you from your thoughts.
>Guess duty calls.
>It’s a message sent from your superiors.
>It reads “Proceed to the city without getting attention from the public. Eliminate target immediately.”
>The message also had a file attached to it.
>It’s a picture, maybe those nerds at HQ managed to recover some footage from last night.
>The picture is a bit blurry, but you recognize your prey without a problem.
>You memorize it and destroy the phone, crushing with just your right hand leaving no evidence behind.
“So I’m looking for a cat…”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8PhogfF0zM

TO BE CONTINUED...

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>>28978294
That's it for today.
It's not around 20 or more posts like in the other thread, but maybe that's for the best. I'm still not used to how much I should post and the character limit always messes me up.
Writing is hard is what I'm trying to say.

Anyways, here is my take on one of my favorite stories from Araki. I hope you enjoy it.

Here is the pastebin for this new story: http://pastebin.com/WP4W1KNm

Give some feedback if you want to! I'll keep any advice in mind to improve the way I write.
And as always Stand Proud!

Continued from pastebin.

>The other kids are heckling you.
>They're all dumb boys.
>You're the only girl on the baseball team.
>But you've been the one carrying the team since you joined.
>You're Gioia Zeppeli.
>And you think it's time to get serious, to regain your honor.
>Because you're a Zeppeli, and a Zeppeli without honor is nothing.
>That's what daddy says!
>You went over what happened last time in your head.
>There's no way Button Mash is that strong.
>He might play a lot of sports games, though.
>But something seems...weird about him.
>It's in his eyes.
>Is he using some sort of power?
>As he comes up to bat again, you think hard.
>Maybe you should test him first.
>You charge up the ball with Spin energy, going for your unique Dipball.
>It goes straight like a fastball, but then it slows and drops out of the air as it reaches the home plate.
>No one's ever been able to hit it out of the air.
>It's the pitch.
>The ball spins in the air, going straight on.
>Button swings.
>And there's the dip.
>You watch closely as Button's eyes follow the ball.
>You see him adjust his swing slightly as it comes out.
>”Ball!”
>No way...
>He…
>He hit it.
>That settles it.
>You brush one of your blonde drill locks out of your face, and adjust your cap.
>Forget the fact that he's getting some assistance from some kinda power.
>No one swats your balls out of the air.

>>28978347

>Button gets ready to hit again.
>You're tossed another ball.
>You regard Button Mash, shifting your jaw.
>You're gonna do it.
>You've never thrown this ball, because it's completely unfair.
>But you have to know how powerful he is.
>And you consider it payback for swatting your ball.
>You call it the cheater's ball.
>You wind up the pitch.
>It goes out with Spin energy put into it.
>It zooms straight at the catcher.
>Button swings, and hits it.
>The bat cracks, and the rest of the team look to see where the ball is.
>At first no one can find it.
>Some kids think he hit it out of the park again.
>But instead of a home run, the ball stuck to the bat, rolled over it, and then continued its course to the catcher.
>”Strike! I think…”
>The other kids look back at the catcher.
>They see him with the ball in his hand.
>The team is amazed.
>The coach and the catcher are confused.
>But Button…
>He glares at the ball.
>He turns to you.
>You smirk, flipping your hair back.
>And you blow a raspberry at him.