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Derpy Thread

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I'll dump what I got.
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I have a few gifs
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Daapy
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Those were most of my good ones.
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>>28914774
Aww
saved
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Derpy a cute.
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Why is Derpy so lewd?
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>>28914638
>Derpy
Who?
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>>28914872
>blond and clumsy
Yes I am aware of the possibility redundancy.
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>>28914898
niceme.me
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>>28914638
BUMP!
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>>28914638
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Let's do this
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>>28918095
JUST
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>>28914872
You have been warned.

https://youtu.be/8XMTi3JwCL0
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>>28918165
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DUEPAI~
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OP here, here's a few more
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Season 4 memories
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>>28918165

the flying poop balls?
I habe the strangest boner
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Previously:
http://pastebin.com/GUSgXr1m
http://pastebin.com/XcvLmreh
http://pastebin.com/niP8C82C
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>It's probably just your subjective perception, but being hugged by Derpy just feels a hundred times better than any blanket.
>Unfortunately the peacefulness of the moment is soon interrupted by another set of hooves approaching the now open door.
>They promptly stop in the doorway, making way for an unknown voice:
>"How often will I need to tell you to stay in your own bed!?"
>You don't know who's speaking, but she's sounding pretty exasperated.
>"But Anon's awake now", Derpy retorts with a little pout in her voice, squeezing you extra tight for emphasis.
>You can't see the other pony in the room with Derpy on top of you but you wave your hand in the general direction you assume her to be, hoping to diffuse the situation.
>Deciding that you should probably face whoever you're talking to you sit up in your bed.
>It takes some effort, mostly because you're being dragged down by the miniature horse still attached to your torso, but you manage without a problem.
>With Derpy now in your lap you see that there's a nurse pony with a white coat and a red coat standing next to your bed, thankfully not looking as sour as she sounded.
>Though there's still a hint of annoyance in her voice she sounds mostly neutral when she asks:
>"How are you feeling?"
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>>28919719
>You take a moment to focus on the feeling in your body though the only thing that stands out seems to be the way Derpy's moving around in your lap to puff out her chest as if to show off in front of the nurse pony.
>Thinking that Derpy better not try to antagonize the nurse, you reply:
"Pretty well, actually."
>The nurse nods.
>"That's good.
>We had to give you a drug that's only been tested for ponies while you were unconscious, so it's a good sign that there don't seem to be any side effects."
>If the nurse in any way cares about Derpy's antics she's doing a pretty good job at hiding it.
"How long was I out?"
>"You and your wife came in with all the other casualties from the demon attack, so you've been here for about ...", she takes a moment to look at a nearby clock, " ... 39 hours."
>That thankfully sounds like a relatively short time though you wouldn't know.
>"Anyways, now that you're awake and feeling fine at first glance a doctor will soon give you a proper exam and depending on the results you might be able to return home soon."
>You nod.
>"If that's all I'll now check up on some of the other patients.
>Breakfast's in thirty minutes."
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>>28919723
>Before you can reply she turns around and walks out the door again, apparently figuring that you'll speak up if you need anything else.
>She's about to shut the door behind her when she spots the muffin still lying in the doorway where Derpy had dropped it earlier.
>With an annoyed sigh the nurse gives the muffin a small kick, bringing it just barely into the room and eliciting an indignant huff from Derpy.
>You're not sure if the nurse even noticed though because not a second later the door is closed again, the muffled sound of her hoofsteps quickly fading away.
>"I don't like the nurse", Derpy says, sounding a little peeved, "She's mean."
"Come on, it's just a muffin", you reply in an attempt to appease your wife, figuring that the two of you should probably try to stay on good terms with the hospital personnel.
>You start to gently rub Derpy's belly in an attempt to calm her down but before anything can come of it she winds out of your grasp to look at you with a small scowl.
>"But when I woke up here I was really scared because you were sleeping but I couldn't wake you up and I started crying.
>And then the nurse came and she said that I need to calm down and get back into my bed and rest and when I asked her about you she told me that you'll wake up soon.
>And then I got back into my bed and I tried to go back to sleep but I couldn't stop thinking about you and I felt like I'm all alone so I got into your bed so I could cuddle with you and then I fell asleep because I felt safe and warm."
>You know that feeling.
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>>28919727
>Gently you take hold of one of Derpy's forehooves, tenderly rubbing her frog with your thumb.
>"But then the nurse came back and she scolded me because I'm not allowed to cuddle with you when you're asleep.
>And then I asked why I'm not allowed to cuddle with you and the nurse said that it's against the rules, but it's a stupid rule because I'm cuddling with you all the time when you're asleep."
>Coming from anyone else that probably would have sounded pretty creepy.
>"And then I asked the nurse when you would wake up but she got angry at me and said that she doesn't know, but I didn't mean to make her angry.
>I just wanted to know when you'd wake up because she said that you'd wake up soon but I've been waiting for a really long time."

>Though Derpy's expression has been rather somber throughout most of her story, it abruptly brightens when she says:
>"But now you're awake again and that means that I'm allowed to cuddle with you again and that you can cuddle me back and that you're no longer sick."
>The happy smile she's giving you right now is kind of infectious actually, and it probably would have been a really sweet moment had it not been interrupted by a sudden growl coming from your stomach.
>Derpy's eyes widen a little as she seems to remember something and she quickly jumps off the bed before reappearing a few seconds later with the muffin from before in her mouth.
>She puts it down in front of you before saying:
>"The hospital food is yucky but there's a cafeteria where you can get tasty food."
>You know you have a special place in Derpy's heart when she's willing to share her muffins with you.
>You look at the muffin in question for a second, but your gaze quickly shifts onto something much more concerning than the feeling of hunger in your stomach.
"What happened to your legs?"
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>>28919731
>You hadn't noticed the bandages until now because their color is almost the same as Derpy's coat, but now that you've noticed them they're impossible to unsee.
>Derpy follows your gaze, lightly rubbing one of her hooves across the bandages, before looking back at you.
>"The nurse said that I have glass lacer- lacera-, that my legs got cut by glass when the window broke but that the cuts are all shallow and that means that they hurt but they aren't dangerous."
>Though you're in no way glad that Derpy got hurt at all, you're quite relieved that no permanent damage seems to have been done.
"Seems like you're one lucky pony, aren't you?"
>"I thought that, too, but when Twilight came to visit she said that the window was probably made from enchanted glass that breaks away from ponies and that's why all the cuts are on my legs."
>Derpy's face falls a bit as she continues:
>"And then she said that our house got hit by a stray spell and that for now we can't go back to it because it's not safe and that made me feel sad."
>Damn.
>You wrap your arms around Derpy and pull her close for a hug, not only to comfort her, but also to appreciate her, that despite everything she's alright and still with you.

That's all for now.
Originally I wanted to write a few posts more before making a thread, but since someone else already made one I figured I might as well post my current progress.
What's left of the third arc is a scene where Derpy and anon talk about their feelings and an epilogue.
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Did somebody call for the Derpster?
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a best pony
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>>28919759
lurking
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>>28922781
>not cute at all
>stupid
>smelly
You're objectively wrong.
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>>28919759
last update of yours I caught was around line 982. now all caught up.

Scared me there for a minute. So glad you didn't leave off on a cliffhanger or something.

Looking forward to more.
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>>28922961
Orginally I was planning to finish this story in april, and I was considering writing a “joke“ ending where Anon dies for april first.
But that probably would have been a little cruel.
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It's been a while since we had a good Derpy thread
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Oo, look what just arrived in the mail
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>>28918165

>Guess she really derped on that one
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>>28924539
Where did you order it from.
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Is her stripper name "Muffin Top"?
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>>28922840
say that to my face nerd, i'll fucking drop you m8.
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>>28926686
There was a thread around three months ago, not sure if the guy wants to sell them again.
Just keep a lookout on /mlp/ I guess
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>>28923341
Should we keep bumping this thread, or are you taking a break?
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>>28929071
You can keep bumping the thread if you want but I likely won't be writing anything until at least friday.
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>>28914638
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bump
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>>28922986
>furry friend
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>>28923791
2cute
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It's finally cold enough that I have an excuse for wear my scarf outside.
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>>28935360
>Though she was pretty useless in life at least in death she was good for something.
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>>28933860
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Has she been a good pony?
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>>28937241
Always
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would you give her your last muffin y/n
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>>28937955
What monster wouldn't?
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>>28938012

But she already had a muffin

You shouldn't spoil the pone. They become whiny entitled little brats.
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OP here, thanks for the cute pics guys
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>>28937999
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>>28938049
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Derpy is for love only.
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>>28938070
I would watch that.
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>>28938058
Indeed
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>>28914638
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>>28938049

Derpy is a very pretty pony
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>"We're terribly sorry for delivering you a defect pony."
>"Of yourse we'll send you a replacement at no additional cost and send this one off to disassembly."
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>>28941480
No... I will keep her. Thank you very much.
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WHY DERPY IS SO FIKING CUTE SOMEPONY TELL ME. WHYYY?!?!?!?!?
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>>28941793

>Somepony tell me WHYYY

My muffins in the front yard and I'm sleeping with my mail open.
You crashed in through the window last night
And you're gone, gone.

It's no surprise to me,
Derpy is the cutest Pony.
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>>28941683
>I'm sorry sir but having a defective product on the loose could give our company a bad name. In accordance with the terms and conditions you agreed to. We are sending a team to retrieve the pony. Please do not resist.

What do?
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>>28942426
Well, I bought this "defective" product and thus I legally own it. If you take it away from me, you will hear from my jewish lawyers.
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>>28942447
Not in according the terms and conditions you don't.
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>>28919759
>She snuggles up against you with a satisfied hum, rubbing her cheek against yours as she wraps her hooves around your body.
>"And when you were asleep I've been thinking about our home, but the more I thought about it the less sad I became because what made our home special was that you're there with me, and you were still with me here."
>You'd say the feeling is mutual.
>Derpy pauses a bit before continuing:
>"But I've also thought about when the monsters attacked and when you said that you want me to leave, but I didn't want to leave because I was scared."
>Shit.
>"And that was really stupid of me because you wanted me to be safe and I didn't understand that and it would have made you really sad if something had happened."
>You hadn't been thinking about that part until now.
>To be honest your judgment was quite impaired at the time, though even now it would be difficult to tell whether Derpy should have left or stayed with you.
>You're about to assure her that she did nothing wrong when there's a sudden knock on the door.
"Yes?"
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>>28943057
>The door opens and in comes Twilight with a tired, but happy looking smile.
>"Twilight!", Derpy almost immediately pipes up from your lap, "Anon's awake now!"
>"Hi, Derpy", Twilight says before looking at you with a small smirk, "Well, it certainly looks like it."
>Upon closer inspection you notice that Twilight is looking pretty bad right now.
>Not only does she have big bags under her eyes and an unkempt mane and tail, her entire posture seems to emanate exhaustion.
"Are you alright?"
>Twilight closes her eyes and lets out an almost annoyed sounding sigh.
>"Yes, yes, I'm just a little tired."
>"Sleeping is important", Derpy adds.
>Twilight makes a slightly incredulous face, the kind she always does when someone else says something she deems stupid but she doesn't quite want to be impolite, and you think to yourself that you should have just kept your mouth shut.
>"Yes, Derpy, sleeping is important.
>If things go well everything urgent will be done in a few hours and I'll be able to sleep as much as I want."
>Well, Twilight is an adult and you trust her to know how hard she should push herself.
>After all, being a princess puts her in a position where a lot of ponies depend on her coordination.
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>>28943059
>"Anyways", Twilight says, looking at you with a more positive expression, "apart from the obligatory friendly visit there's another reason I'm here."
>She levitates a slightly opaque prism in front of your face and it takes you a moment to realize what it is.
>"While you were out I got my delivery of spectrometer crystals, so now I'll finally be able to give Derpy a proper examination."
>"No injections, right?", Derpy asks with a little worry in her voice.
>Twilight gives her a warm smile.
>"No injections.
>I'll just need to put this crystal against your belly for a few seconds, okay?"
>Derpy nods and Twilight carefully brings the crystal to Derpy's stomach as the glow of her horn intensifies.
>Wild colors appear inside of the crystal as Twilight closes her eyes and concentrates on the spell.
>"It tickles", Derpy says as she squirms a little in your lap, trying her best to keep still.
>The whole thing only lasts for a few seconds though as Twilight soon pulls the crystal away again, smiling widely at you.
"So?", you ask with anticipation in your voice.
>"As I expected", Twilight begins, "the foal in Derpy's stomach is definitely yours."
>You feel a weird sort of pride swell within your chest as all of your doubts are swept aside and you realize that you're going to be a father in the near future.
>Derpy seems unimpressed and also a little confused:
>"Of course Anon is the father, who else would it be?"
>Well, to be honest you'd rather not spoil the mood by talking about infidelity, so you just nervously laugh a little.
>You should have never doubted her.

That's all for today.
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>>28943057
Such an adorable pony. Despite her shortcomings she has enough heart for 3 ponies.
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>>28943063
Eagerly awaiting the revelation of their freak of nature. Your derpy would make the most adorable mother.
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just finished this up and thought yall might enjoy it.
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>>28944100
>Eagerly awaiting the revelation of their freak of nature.
What if it turns out to be a deformed heap of flesh, unable to survive for more than two days?

>>28945108
Cute.
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>>28945249
>It made twilight smile.
She would have been more serious and told them the truth if it was going to be a real mess.

hopefully anon talks to her about it before it's due.
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>>28923420
Artist?
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>>28943063
>On another note, you can practically feel the tiredness evaporate from Twilight's body as an almost childlike excitement seems to overcome her.
>"This is so exciting", she says as she claps her hooves, "For the first time in recorded history a pony and an amagical being will produce offspring and I'll be able to document it."
>Though it's probably not what she meant by that you suddenly get the mental image of Twilight spying on Derpy and you through the bedroom window.
>"Also I should probably tell you that some basic divination has revealed that your foal will be healthy, probably even slightly healthier even than the average pony."
>You feel like a huge weight has been lifted off your shoulders.
>Though it didn't concern you too much at this exact moment, over the last few days you had worried quite a lot about whether or not a hybrid between pony and human would even be able to survive until birth.
>"I'm not so sure about the details of the foals biology though", Twilight says with a thoughtful face, "It's magical aura is still pretty blurred in terms of frequency so I can't tell whether it's a pony or a human."
>"I hope it's a human", Derpy speaks up, "because humans are big and cuddly and it would be kind of sad if Anon was the only human ever in Equestria."
>As far as you are concerned it's the ponies that are the cuddly ones though your perception is based on Derpy who is probably an outlier when it comes to that.
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>>28948857
>"So", you say directed at Twilight, "is that what you did with the crystal? Analyze the foal's magical aura?"
>"Basically yes, but in practice it's a little more complicated than that."
>Twilight looks at the crystal for a second, which you notice is still glowing a little, before flashing you a small smile.
>"You know, there's another interesting thing that you can do with this crystal."
>With that she levitates the crystal in front of your face and your eyes widen a little at what you see:
>Through the crystal you see many colorful nodes interlaid with the physical world, flickering slightly like a million small candles in the wind.
>"Coincidentally magical auras have a similar frequency to visible light", Twilight explains, "so you can make them visible with relative ease."
>You take the crystal from her magical grasp and take a look around the room.
>Though most of the furniture doesn't seem to be very magical in nature, you think you can make out several moving shapes behind the walls.
>Curiously Derpy turns around to see what it is you're doing and you look at her to find that her body seems to be filled to the brim with brilliantly blue nodes.
>You also notice how your own body seems to contain some red knots though they're in no way as dense as Derpy's.
>Makes sense you guess considering Twilight called you an amagical creature before.
>Speaking of which you turn your head to look at Twilight but find to your surprise that you can't see anything coming from her.
>Apparently noticing your confused expression she says:
>"The crystal blocks out my own aura because otherwise I wouldn't be able to measure anything."
>Makes sense.
>"And also you'd probably have eye damage by now."
>Oh.
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>>28948861
>"Anyways, I should probably get going now, I still have some things to take care of."
>You nod, holding the crystal out to Twilight but she just shakes her head.
>"Keep it.
>It was made especially for examining your foal and it's pretty useless otherwise.
>And also", she adds with a knowing smile, "you haven't yet discovered why I've actually given it to you."
"Alright then", you say with a raised eyebrow as Twilight trots over to the door.
>After saying your respective goodbyes you're once again alone with Derpy who's getting out of your lap to get a better view at the crystal.
>"what does it do?"
"Let me show you", you say with the same smile Twilight had given you earlier as you carefully put the crystal in front of Derpy's dominant eye.
>"You're all red!", she exclaims as she looks at you, presumably seeing what you did, before looking at her own body.
>"And I'm all blue."
>You let her look for a few more seconds before putting the crystal in front of your own eye again, now taking in Derpy's full body.
>The image is pretty monochromatic, but there's one thing that seems to be standing out:
>A small, brightly green spot right in Derpy's belly.
>With a giddy feeling in your stomach you bring the crystal back in front of Derpy's face, leading her gaze down towards the spot where you had seen the green light.
"Can you see that?"
>"Yes."
"It's our baby."
>A warm, motherly smile spreads across Derpy's face as the realization washes over her and she gently rubs her belly with one of her hooves.
>There have been baby screenings back on earth but you don't think that any of them could measure up to what you're experiencing right now.
>It's just you, your beautiful wife, and your baby, in a moment of total bliss.
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>>28948865
>However, the tranquility of the moment is soon interrupted when Derpy's expression changes to one of grief and her eyes well up with tears.
"Hey, it's alright, I'm here with you", you say trying to comfort her, hoping to figure out what's wrong, "why are you crying?"
>"Because..."Derpy begins, but stops to choke back a sob, "because I'm a bad pony."

Ending here for tonight.
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>>28948871
Hoping that its just pony Dinky instead of a satyr, but either way so far its pretty interesting
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>>28948440
according to my files name it's cheerleader_derp__by_january3rd-dal4vy2
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>>28948871
I'm not sure why but now you've got me worried for their little mutant.
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>Their little defective baby is born.
>Doesn't live long
>Every time from then on when they try to make love.
>They are reminded that their love will always end in suffering.
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>>28914638

Derpy needs more screen time.
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>>28927565

Yes.
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Spoilered due to some blood.
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>>28955348
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>>28955348
Its not 'today' anymore here, may i have some now?
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>>28942426

So you mean to tell me that knowingly sending a retrieval team to their death is your way of protecting your good name?
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Sorry, but there will again be no update today;
Yesterday I merely didn't feel inspired but today I don't have the time to write.
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That sucks. Just do what you got to do i guess.
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>>28961883
Sorry writefag. Please don't feel too much pressure. If you want a few weeks or more off. there will always be other derpy threads to look forward too.
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>>28965305
Actually today during one of my lectures I wrote a little over two pages of manuskript so there will be an update in a few hours.
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>>28965511
sweet
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>>28948871
"Is this about you not leaving me because you were scared?"
>"No."
>You furrow your brows in confusion, but regret it a second later when Derpy averts her gaze.
>She didn't mistake that as you being angry, did she?
>You attempt to look into her eyes but she shies away from you, hiding her face behind her bandaged hooves.
>So far she's didn't elaborate on why she thinks that she's a bad pony, instead deciding to just quietly sob in a miserable pile in front of you.
>It breaks your heart to see her like this.
"Can you tell me why you think that you're a bad pony?"
>Derpy just quietly shakes her head, still not looking you in the eye.
>Shit, she must be feeling like she really fucked up.
"Look", you say as you gently one of your hands on Derpy's shoulder, affectionately rubbing the back of her neck, "You're the most important pony in my entire life and I love you very much."
>If nothing else Derpy is now at least looking at you.
"And when I see you cry it makes me hurt inside because I want you to be happy.
Please just tell me what's wrong so I can help you."
>"Do you promise you won't be angry with me?", she asks in a weak, almost frightened sounding voice.
"I promise."
>You could never be angry with her.
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>>28967552
>Derpy closes her eyes and takes a deep breath, apparently preparing for what she's about to say.
>She still doesn't look back at you when she begins:
>"When you said that I'm pregnant that made me feel really sad because you said that it's really bad to get pregnant on accident, but after a while I started thinking about what having a foal means.
>I started thinking about raising it together with you and that made me feel happy."
>Another deep breath.
>"And just now when I saw the foal in my belly together with you I was thinking that it's really good that I'm pregnant on accident."
>A single tear escapes her eyes.
>"But that means that I'm really happy about something that's really bad, and that means that I'm a bad pony."
>Before she can get another word out you wrap her your arms around her, and she gladly accepts the sign of forgiveness, returning the embrace with her tiny hooves.
>'Forgiveness' might not be the right word here though, since there is nothing she did that would need to be forgiven.
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>>28967554
"Listen", you say after collecting your thoughts for a moment, "There is nothing that you did wrong here, this is all my fault."
>She looks up at you incredulously.
"When I told you that getting pregnant on accident is bad I was wrong.
I fell in love with you and I thought that we would never be able to have a foal together, but now that you're pregnant I'm also really happy about it.
And I think that it doesn't matter that we didn't plan for it because you're the mare I love and I want to have many foals with you even if it's on accident."
>Before you can get another word out you're cut off by Derpy passionately pressing her lips against yours.
>You can feel her tongue prodding against your lips and you let her in, deepening the kiss as you tenderly rub the soft fur on Derpy's back.
>After a moment she breaks the kiss, breathing heavily.
>"I also want to have many foals with you", she says with tears in her eyes but no longer sad.
>The way she says it, the was she looks at you, it reminds you just why you love this pony so much.
>You pull her in for another kiss, this one more tender, but just as deep as the first one.
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>>28967558
>When you separate Derpy cuddles up against you, bringing her body as close to yours as possible.
>"Twilight said that part of our house need to be rebuilt and when we do we have to add a room for the foal."
>You smile.
"A nice room with warm colors and lots of love."
>Derpy doesn't give you a verbal response but the way she's smiling makes you think she likes the idea.
>The two of you lie down on the bed and start spooning, with you using your much larger body to give your wife a warm, encompassing hug.
>You relax, enjoying the peaceful moment after all the tears of the last few days.
>After a few minutes Derpy's breathing becomes slow and regular, indicating that she's fallen asleep.
>You're breaking the hospital's rules right now, aren't you?
>After all you're continuing to cuddle with her even though she's asleep.
>...
>Derpy was right, it's a stupid rule.
>You carefully put one of your hands on Derpy's soft belly, causing her to happily murmur something in her sleep.
>You can't make out any details, but you think you heard your name somewhere.
>As you begin to gently caress Derpy's stomach you realize that right now you aren't just touching Derpy's belly.
>There's a new life growing right beneath your fingertips, a monument to your love for each other.
>With a smile on your face you drift off to sleep.
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My original plan was for this to be the ending of the story, with the epilogue showing Derpy giving birth;
Currently I'm planning on now making a cut to Derpy giving birth, making that the ending scene, and then writing an epilogue set one or two years after the birth.
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>>28967569
Dont make such a huge gap. At least write a chapter about the struggles of pregnancy.
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>>28967569
It is a very nice place to end it.

You planning on keeping the foals physiology ambiguous?.
I'd be happy with what ever you decide.I just hope its healthy and happy.

As >>28967877 mentioned it would be kinda cute to see little rotund derpy dealing with being a bubble herself though.
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>>28967877
>>28968890
Fundamentally stories revolve around introducing and resolving tension.
In this case most of the tension has already been resolved;
The only thing left would be for Derpy to give birth.
I feel like it would be pointless to drag out the ending at this point.

That being said, I might write a bonus story where Derpy is pregnant and gets exhausted from having to move around so much for her job.
And then Anon helps her relax sexually.

If anyone has a suggestion for other bonus stories feel free to pitch them to me;
I might add them to the list of things I'd like to write eventually.
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>>28970915
If your also doing a time skip she could be heavy with her second or third foal :D

>Anon gets a message from twilight who's worried what his rampant... production is going to do to ponyvills gene pool, recommends precautions.

>Too many little ones running around. Anon has to find a better job or second job.

>Has to stop derpy from naming their second and 3rd child Muffin 2 and Muffin 3.

>Maybe go on vacation somewhere?

>Generally being comfy as fuck knee deep in their own spawn.
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>>28971213
Also.
twilight is going to be pretty damn curious about their foal. she keeps showing up with all kinds of instruments to use on it. Making derpy mad because their home is not a hospital.
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>>28970915
after thinking about it some more I've made my (presumably) final decision.
I will make the scene where anon falls asleep while holding Derpy the official ending, and everything else a bonus story as it's not directly connected to the main story arc.
As such, I will write these bonus stories in temporal order;
I will make the first post of the first story later today.
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>>28973634
:( :| :) :D
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Caretaker Bonus Story: Relaxation

>After rounding one last corner your house finally comes into view.
>It's not so much that you're tired; After accompanying your wife to work for several months you've gotten quite used to walking around Ponyville.
>It's Derpy who's getting tired.
>You steal a glance at her to see how she's holding up and find that although she's breathing heavily, she seems to be doing fine overall, waddling alongside you with her swollen belly.
>At first, though visible, the bulge in her stomach didn't really make a difference for your day-to-day life but recently Derpy's belly has become big enough for it to put a strain on her whenever she has to move more than a few steps.
>Especially flying has become hard for her.
>Though you would by no means say that she was a good flyer to begin with, nowadays it's pretty much impossible for her to stay in the air for more than a few minutes at a time.

>You reach the front door of your house and after fumbling with your keys for a second you unlock it, allowing Derpy to enter.
>She's heading straight for the living room, and after shutting the door behind you and taking off your shoes you follow, finding that she's already laid down on the couch.
>You quickly join her,sitting down in a way that allows your wife to put her head in your lap.
>The room is quiet except for the ticking of a nearby clock and Derpy's labored breathing as it slowly returns to normal.
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>>28974077
>"Being pregnant is hard work", she says as you begin to slowly stroke her mane, "My belly is really big and heavy and I get tired all the time and flying is really hard and my hooves hurt when I walk."
"You know, maybe it's time for you to take a break from work."
>"No!", she replies almost instantly, turning her head upwards to look at you with a small scowl, "I want to keep delivering the mail because it's my job and it makes ponies really happy when I bring them their mail."
"Look", you say, trying to be diplomatic, "I know you like being the mailpony, but I don't think it's a good idea to push yourself like that.
It's not just putting a strain on you, but on our baby as well."
>You give her belly a gentle rub for emphasis.
>Though you hate to try and guilt trip her like that, the change in Derpy's facial expression indicates that your argument seems to be effective.
>"I ... maybe you're right."
>Finally it seems like she's willing to change her mind about this.
>You don't actually know how bad it would be for the baby, but you don't think it would benefit from the physical exertion.
>After all Derpy is almost in the eight month of her pregnancy which could mean that she'll give birth soon.
>Could because you simply don't have any reference data on a pony bearing the child of a human, so you don't know whether the pregnancy will last nine months, or eleven months, or any length in between.
>Even at this point you still don't know whether your baby will be a human or a pony;
>So far any divination attempt by Twilight has yielded the same result for both options.
>Personally you don't care all that much.
>You would be fine with either a pony or a human as your child, what's important to you is that it's the product of your love for Derpy.
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>>28974083
>However, Twilight apparently has great interest in figuring out that specific detail.
>The fact that Derpy is pregnant with your child has caused great turmoil among Equestrian academics as such an event is unprecedented in recorded history.
>Before now it was largely seen as fact that it wouldn't be possible.
>And for some reason that goes beyond your understanding of eldritch field theory being able to determine the physiology of your child is directly related to a dozen other difficult problems.
>Subsequently there have been lots and lots of examinations by Twilight, starting only a few days after Ponyville had been attacked by demons.
>It started slowly at first, with her coming to visit when her time allowed for it, but it quickly got out of hand.
>The promise of scientific discovery apparently makes Twilight forget about privacy, as she would soon start to enter your home without permission and fill it with various magical contraptions, even going so far as to put some crystals under your mattress.
>You just hope none of them recorded audio.
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>>28974089
>The straw that broke the camel's back though was when one night you were suddenly awoken by Derpy screaming into your ear in horror.
>Apparently Twilight had entered your bedroom to make some measurements while Derpy and you were asleep and Derpy got spooked when she saw a shadowy figure looming over her in the darkness.
>Needless to say you were pretty pissed about it and it didn't help when Twilight defended herself by saying that the two of you didn't even notice the first 53 times she did it.
>Eventually you managed to reach an agreement with Twilight that Derpy and you would be visiting her two times a week, but that there would be no more research done inside your home.
>As far as you can tell Twilight has been keeping her word on this, though it's possible that she simply got stealthier in her approach.
>You can see why Twilight is showing so much interest and you generally support scientific progress, but in this case you simply put the well-being of your family first.
>The whole thing has been rather stressful for Derpy and you don't want it to adversely affect the baby.

Stopping here for today.
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>>28974093
Awesome. Thank you so much.

Sounds like she could have used a hoof rub after work. Feegan twiggie's curiosity is almost as cut as creepy.

One last idea for to go with >>28971213
>>28971221
Anon homeschooling their foal for the first few years till they are old enough to put up with racism. Derp sitting in on classes.
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>>28976038
hidden dərp is best dərp
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>>28914798
The giggle in the source video of that is adorable.
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>>28974093
>You're ripped from your thoughts when there's a sudden bump against the palm of your hand.

>"She's awake, she's awake!", Derpy says with genuine excitement as she puts her hooves next to your hand on her belly, waiting for the next kick.

>If nothing else Twilight's intense research has at least yielded that Derpy and you will be having a daughter together.

>You pull Derpy a little closer to you and wrap one of your arms around her shoulders while putting the other one on her stomach.
>After a few seconds there's another kick, a little off to side this time, sending ripples across Derpy's round belly.
>You imagine that it must feel pretty weird to have something move around inside your body like that but if the happy giggling coming from Derpy is any indication she seems to like the feeling.

>The two of you spend the next few minutes just sitting together on the couch, focused on the newest member of your family.
>Eventually the kicking subsides, though you leave your hand on Derpy's swollen stomach, slowly rubbing it in circles.
>Recently Derpy has been complaining that her stomach sometimes hurts a little from being stretched out, so hopefully this will help her relax.
>Though to be honest that's not your only reason you have for petting her pregnant belly.
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>>28980158
>It's just so satisfying to caress her like this, knowing that you're the one who filled her up.
>Derpy also seems to be enjoying the affection, sighing happily as she leans against you, putting one of her hooves over your hand as she relaxes.

>Now that you think about it, there's another part of Derpy's body that could use some attention.
>You wrap your fingers around Derpy's hoof and begin to gently press your thumb against her frog.

"Do your hooves still hurt?", you whisper into her ear.

>"A little", she replies, closing her eyes to focus on the sensation administered by your fingers.

"Let's change that then, shall we?" you say as you put both of your hands to work on her hoof, slowly working your way up her leg.

>It's kind unfair how all the strain is on Derpy even though she's so much smaller than you.
>The least you can do is try and help her relax.
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>>28980166
>After paying thorough attention to both of her forelegs you get up from the couch, walking over to her lower body to repeat the process with her hindlegs.
>You can't see Derpy's face with her belly in the way but judging by the sounds she's making her hindlegs were in dire need of getting the stress worked out of them.

>Slowly you make your way up Derpy's hindlegs and you can't help but notice just how shapely they've become recently.
>Apparently just like human women the mares of Equestria gain some weight while pregnant and in Derpy's case it seems to have gone straight to her butt.
>You can't help but stare at it as you finish your work on Derpy's legs, and after thinking about it for a second you decide to massage that part of her body, too.
>The feeling of Derpy's butt cheeks on your fingertips is just as great as you remember, firm, but at the same time still plump and shapely.

>The contact doesn't go unnoticed by Derpy, who after a few seconds gets up on her hooves to face you with a small smile, bringing her face just in front of yours.
>Her hot breath tickles your nose as she looks into your eyes as deeply as her strabismus allows her to.
>Then she closes the gap, giving you a deep, passionate kiss.
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Before I eat a muffin, I say
>Our mother, whose art doth leaven
>Hallowed be your mane
>By kingdom sun, it shall be done
>On ground as it is in Cloudsdale
>And give us this day your quickest bread
>And forgive us our faults
>For we do not know what went wrong
>And lead us not into false-voices
>But deliver us roughly on time
>For yours is the cinnamon, the banana, and the walnut forever.
>Amen.
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>>28980170
>a hoofrub leads to more.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't hoping so.


>>28981349
Amen
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>Bought a Derpy plush from Build a Bear.
>Best thing snuggled ever.
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>>28982122
I would want her in my harem consisting of only one pony.
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>>28982122


this
>>28982635

derps is for gentile & passionate monogamous loven'
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Zaub, been following your story pretty much since the first post, happy to finally see it come to completion. It's been a long time coming, grats on seeing it through to the end.
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>>28980170
>Her broad pony tongue invades your mouth and you meet it with with your own as Derpy wraps her hooves around your neck to support her weight.
>Similarly you put both of your hands on Derpy's rump, lifting her up against you.
>Normally you'd use the opportunity to press her body tightly against yours, but with the large bulge in Derpy's stomach that wouldn't be very comfortable for her.

>Derpy is the first one to break the kiss, apparently having run out of breath after a few seconds of making out with you.
>She rests her head on your shoulder, tickling your ear with her hot breath.

"Let's take this somewhere more comfortable, shall we?", you say, squeezing her butt for emphasis.

>Derpy hums affirmatively, tenderly rubbing her muzzle against your cheek.
>You waste no time in taking her into your arms, carrying her up the stairs like you would a princess.
>A princess as the word was understood back on earth at least.
>After gently putting her down on your bed you take a step back to take off your clothes.
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>>28985671
>It's probably just your imagination but you swear you can feel Derpy's gaze moving across your body every time you let another piece of clothing fall to the ground.
>Once fully in the nude you join her on the bed and you see that she has already rolled onto her side, looking at you with a hunger in her eyes that you know all too well.
>Though she's not going into heat anymore, Derpy's libido has increased quite a bit during her pregnancy.

>Not that you're complaining.

>You sit down next to her and the moment you're in range of her hooves she immediately wraps them around the back of your neck, pulling herself up so her eyes are on the same level as yours.
>Your foreheads touch and for a moment you get lost in the the beautiful, golden irises in front of you.

>Even after all this time they manage to captivate you whenever you look at them.
>Then Derpy locks lips with you again, softly pushing her warm body against yours.
>Without clothes there's nothing separating you from Derpy and you enjoy the raw feeling of her coat rubbing against your skin.
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>>28985675
>Deciding to take things to the next level you let one of your hands slowly travel down Derpy's back, lovingly caressing her sensitive flight muscles along the way.
>Soon your hand is back on Derpy's butt, though instead of squeezing her cheeks like you did before you take hold of her tail dock, slowly rolling it between your thumb and fingers.
>It's not an overly erogenous zone for Derpy, or most other ponies for that matter, but still your actions are rewarded with a small gasp and a twitch of her tail.

>The whole thing is at most an appetizer though as you soon move Derpy's tail out of the way and go lower, letting your fingers brush against her twitching butt hole before you finally reach her vulva.
>Derpy's marehood is already quite warm to the touch and, as you find out by trailing one of your fingers between her lips, a little wet.
>Figuring that she's ready you let your finger run between Derpy's lips again, this time with a little more pressure.

>After just gliding against her wet folds for a second your finger suddenly finds the hole you were looking for, entering Derpy's love tunnel in one slick motion.
>The moment your finger slips inside, there's a small spasm running through Derpy's entire body, most notable causing her tail to flick lewdly against your arm.
>It also made Derpy stop kissing you for a second but she quickly resumes swirling her tongue around yours with renewed vigor.
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>>28985682
>You insert a second and a third finger into your Derpy's slit and you use them to tenderly rub her insides, enjoying the feeling of her horse pussy tightening around you whenever you hit a sensitive spot.
>The constant attention seems to almost paralyze Derpy's body as she stops making out with you, instead leaning back to close her eyes and focus solely on the feeling of your fingers inside of her.
>Though she's breathing quite heavily, she only lets out one of her cute moans from time to time when there's a particularly strong contraction around your fingers.

>However, you note that with her eyes closed to focus on the pleasure, Derpy has left herself wide open for surprise attacks from you.
>Feeling mischievous you slowly move your mouth to the top of her head until her cute little ears are right in front of you.
>Then you strike, playfully biting down on the sensitive skin behind Derpy's ear.

>The reaction you get from her is instantaneous:
>All of her muscles, including those in her lower body seem to lock up as a loud moan escapes her lips.
>You continue your assault with both your mouth and your fingers and after a short moment Derpy's body seems to relax a little, giving in to the new pleasure.

>In your current position her mouth is located right next to your exposed neck though, so when Derpy finally decides to return the favor, that's where her lips start caressing your skin.
>The feeling of having your sensitive neck assaulted by Derpy's hot mouth sends shivers down your spine, making you stop your ministrations for a second to enjoy the feeling.
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This is where I stop for now.

>>28985286
I wouldn't say it's complete yet though.
There are quite a few passges in the original story that I am not happy with so I will eventually rewrite it.
Among other things I want to make Anon undergo a mental transformation from meeting Derpy, i.e. in the beginning of the story he's cynical and depressed but his interactions with Derpy have a therapeutic effect on him.
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she bump
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>>28985714
>transformation

It seems to me that anon has already changed quite a bit.

-just little tidbit
I remember a study that showed the male brain changes significantly, between when single and when they decide to be a father.
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>>28914656
Damn, I remember that.
There used to be so many fun animations to watch.
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No update today, I have a lab report to write until monday.
Don't know yet whether there will be an update tomorrow.
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>>28991716
aight. We'll be on guard.
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>>28985689
>You notice that Derpy has also moved one of her forehooves to your dick, clumsily stroking it with the soft spot on the inside of her joint.

>It's not particularly pleasurable -though that's really just a consequence of her anatomy- but you enjoy the affection nonetheless.
>It also makes you realize just how hard you've gotten by now.

>You resume fingering Derpy's pussy but when you want to give Derpy another love nibble behind her ear, she moves her head down towards your crotch.

>Oh well, that probably works, too.

>You and Derpy reposition a little, though at one point you need to dodge a wing coming towards your head, making the whole thing rather chaotic.

>The two of you end up roughly how you imagined, with your dick currently resting on Derpy's face.
>It doesn't take long for her to get accustomed to the new position though as she brings her snout right in front of your cock, inhaling deeply to get a whiff of your scent.
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>>28999034
>Then she opens up her mouth, smiling widely as she closes in on your dick.

>How can she make giving you a blowjob look so goddamn cute?

>Derpy then makes contact, carefully wrapping her hot lips around your tip, causing a loud moan to escape your lips as your fingers dig into the blanket.
>your wife takes it as a sign of encouragement, eagerly taking in more of your length before she starts sucking.

>Her technique is pretty crude, but fuck does it feel amazing.

>You put one of your hands on Derpy's head, affectionately petting her to let her know she's doing a good job.
>It makes her look up at you, and even with her mouth full of your cock you can see from her eyes that she's smiling at you as she bobs her head up and down.
>Each time she manages to go a little deeper until almost your entire length has vanished into her mouth.

>It makes you realize that Derpy has actually come quite a long way when it comes to pleasuring you.
>She wanted a way to make you feel good and the two of you quickly discovered that Derpy's gag reflex is next to nonexistent.
>Now she's giving the best blowjobs you've ever had.
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>>28999043
>Derpy moves her head a little to get a better angle, allowing her to finally take your entire dick into her mouth.

>It feels absolutely heavenly and you can feel a drop of precum leak from your dick as it twitches inside Derpy's muzzle.
>If you were just a little longer you'd be entering her throat.

>Derpy closes her eyes for a second, humming appreciatively before she starts moving back and forth.
>The feeling of Derpy's hot walls pressing against your dick is overwhelming and you unintentionally buck your hips against Derpy's face, eliciting a muffled eep from her.
>This isn't the first time this has happened though, so she resumes her work without giving it much thought.

>Derpy is still looking up at you with her crossed eyes as she sucks you off and you realize that you're going to cum soon.
>You're about to tell her when she suddenly redoubles her effort on your dick, effectively silencing you as you let out another loud moan.
>It pushes you over the edge and you clench your fists as the pressure in your crotch explodes, sending waves of pleasure through your dick as you cum inside Derpy's mouth.

>Eventually our orgasm passes and you close your eyes, letting out a relaxed sigh as your dick slips from Derpy's mouth.
>Compared to the intense heat you were experiencing just a second ago, the outside air feels pretty cold, making you shudder slightly.
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>>28999051
>Derpy brings her head on the same level as yours, smiling widely before showing you the cum she's still holding in her mouth.
>After making sure you've seen her she swallows audibly, and when she reopens her mouth, it is empty.
>You can't help but smile a little at the display.

>"I didn't like the taste of your cum at first", Derpy says happily, "but now I like it because it means that I made you feel really good."
>Your smile widens to the point where you couldn't suppress it even if you wanted to and you rustle Derpy's hair affectionately.

>She got the idea of swallowing your cum in front of you from a book the two of you read and she's been doing it ever since, though that's probably also because you can't help but smile every time she does it.
>It just warms your heart to see her do it so happily not because she likes swallowing cum, but because she likes you.

Going to sleep now.
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>>28999057
>Derpy suddenly reaches over to the side, taking the sippy cup from your nightstand into her hooves.
>She takes a large sip of water, sloshing it around her mouth before swallowing.

>One time when the two of you kissed and a glob of your cum ended up in your mouth, making you grimace a little.
>You didn't think it was that big of a deal, but Derpy apparently took it personally.
>Now she's always making sure that her mouth is clean before kissing you again.

>As if on cue Derpy puts down the sippy cup, aggressively pushing her lips against yours.

>You didn't get her off yet, did you?
>You were fingering her before she started blowing you, but you kind of forgot about it halfway through.

>Your tongue makes contact with Derpy's and you carefully wrap your hands around her forehooves to push her onto her back.

>She's been working so hard for you it really is about time for her to get rewarded.
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>>29004815
>You separate your lips from Derpy's and plant a series of small kisses across Derpy's pregnant belly, eliciting an impatient moan from her.
>Normally she enjoys gentle attention such as this but right now she probably needs something else.

>Deciding not to waste any time you bring your face to her crotch and plant a kiss against her marehood, just as Derpy's clit decides to show itself.
>You use the opportunity to latch onto it with your lips, causing Derpy to moan loudly, arching her back and accentuating the bulge in her belly even more.

>With your face in Derpy's crotch you notice that her teats are looking pretty swollen, and not just from arousal.
>You let go of Derpy's love button at which her body visibly relaxes again, before moving your mouth upwards to one of her teats.
>After giving it a brief lick you start sucking on it at which point a warm, creamy substance starts to leak.

>Derpy has started lactating recently and she's been complaining about her teats feeling unpleasantly full ever since.
>As such she's letting out a relaxed sigh when you start sucking as strongly as you can, filling your mouth with Derpy's pent up milk.
>It has a unique sweetness to it, much more so than cow milk.
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>>29004826
>Faster than you'd like however, Derpy's teat runs dry and you move on to the other, greedily sucking on it to get more of Derpy's delicious nectar.
>Moans are starting to blend in with Derpy's sighs, peaking whenever her milk sprays against your tongue.

>It's hardly surprising, considering that her teats are quite sensitive, especially when aroused.
>It reminds you however that you're trying to get Derpy off here, which is why you start fingering her with one of your hands, caressing the walls of her snatch in tandem with her teat.
>Derpy seems to be liking it quite a lot by the sounds of it, quivering in pleasure at your touch.

>Unfortunately just like with the other teat, Derpy's milk eventually runs out, at which point you give it one final lick before moving your tongue back to her pussy.
>Without wasting any time you make contact, plunging your tongue as deeply into Derpy's love canal as possible.

>She cries out in pleasure as a small spasm rocks through her body.
>She hasn't cum yet but it's a clear sign she's getting there.

>Fueled by the cute sounds she's making you start licking the inside of Derpy's pussy, making sure to pay special attention to her love button whenever she winks at you.
>Derpy moves her legs onto your shoulders to give you better access, pressing her crotch into your face as much as possible.
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>>29004830
>Eventually Derpy's breathing becomes ragged and you can tell from the twitching in her hindleg that she's close.
>With one last flick of your tongue you push her over the edge, causing her body to lock up as her hot mare juices start splashing against your tongue.
>You think she's crying out your name, but it's a little hard to tell with her hindlegs pressed up against your ears.

>You don't stop licking away at her gushing marehood though, keeping her at the height of orgasm for as long as possible.
>After a few seconds you can tell that she's coming down again however, so you give her twitching slit one last kiss and pull your head from the tight embrace of her legs.

>Slowly the tension seems to be leaving Derpy's body as she rolls onto her side, exhausted from her orgasm.
>You move behind her and start spooning with her, holding the small mare in your arms as she regains her breath.

Ending here for today.
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>>28914638
Why do you guys like her?
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>>29010429
you must be new here
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No update today;
Progress has been a lot worse than I expected.
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>>29010839
take your time mang
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