>you're standing outside your waifu's window >you

...
>Fucking Christmas carols...

>father
>yes son
>I want to kill you
>mother
>I'm going to AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I do not think it will work

>>28912855

You tell me.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saYRnTdvxuc

>>28912855
Johnny Rebel - Alabama Nigger
I'm pretty much screwed

>>28912855
>Kenny Loggins-I'm Free
>Rareware.rar

It could work.
I hope.

>>28912855
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71ubKHzujy8
Maybe.

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>>28912855
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRmbCIAz4c8

Somewhat,I guess.I doubt Rarity would like rock though.

I don't think fluttershy would be a huge fan of face melting speed metal.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJS5g4-p3K4

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>>28912855
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iv8GW1GaoIc

I hope Rarity likes classic rock

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>>28912925

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Bitter Sweet Symphony

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQ0KPY8Vn6E

well that won't work

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https://youtu.be/XRU1AJsXN1g

>"whats the sound" spike asks as he lowers his comic book
>twilight's ears flatten as she lets out a long sigh
"It's Anon.... Again."
>"really, again? what this like the ninth time this week?"
>twilight get out of her chair and walks to the window
>looking out the bay window see spots Anon with a small host of ponies in armor and what looks like a battering ram
>"Behold Twilight! the walls of your castle will no longer protect you from me scaling inside your inner walls and claiming your virginity!"
"go away Anon."

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ptfyhBjXj8
Yeah, Luna seems like the type to be into classical era.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyOL-f_UO5k

It might work.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zaqTI6d0I7I

I don't think she'd like it.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAoNTcuxJa8

I think this could work guys

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I hope Rainbow Dash likes Lemon Demon.

Do you guys think she does?

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>>28912855
>waifu is ponk
Jackpot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQ4xwmZ6zi4

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EEHdFh_w3J4

this will either end in sex or me getting my ass kicked

im good eitherway

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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJQyGbv0oZ8

Pretty fitting.

>>28912855
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EqX25ngyPNo

No

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQUlA8Hcv4s&list=PLnbW440JK3HiGL15TygEGaIa3Dm06z2vg&index=7

Yes.

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>>28912855
https://youtu.be/_Eph9VrqXTw
I think it's a bit too much for Applejack. If my waifu were Rarity, I'm sure it'd work out but alas.

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>>28912855
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMbcm_1roeU
God damnit the tears wont stop.

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lonely day by soad

I dunno could work

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESx_hy1n7HA

Probably not but I'd give it a shot.

>https://youtu.be/EqQuihD0hoI

>waifu hangs out of the window, aghast as all the ponies congregate around me and vigorously bang their heads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQEbIT7w7nM

She ignores me at best, tells me to fuck off at worst

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdJlYNE9KL0
hmmm

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnkbJ-H4r5k

I don't think it worked

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Is she an Undertale fan?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gu8A8uWAJaA

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somehow I doubt it

but it would probably get ponks attention

https://soundcloud.com/lova-nutriadancerecords/202-bowie

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>>28912855
>You've always loved her, you know it.
>She's been so nice to you, letting you stay here, helping you get settled in Ponyville...
>You...
>You love her.
>She's become your world, despite you trying so much to see her as just a great friend; however these powerful thoughts push them out each minute, and you find yourself hopelessly in love.
>It's so clear that she's the one you need.
>You wish to spend the rest of your life with her.
>You want to marry her.
>To grow old together, at each other's side.
>You've never felt this way.
>You take a dry gulp, and take a shaky breath as you stare up at her window.
>You brought the stereo...
>No turning back.
>Have to do this...
"...Twilight!?"
>You throw a pebble unceremoniuosly at her window.
"Yo! Twilight!"
>She opens it, looking around in confusion, but then smiles as her eyes land on you.
>"Hey Anon! Whatcha doing down there?"
>You press "PLAY" on the stereo, holding it above your head.

> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6E5m_XtCX3c

>Uhhh....
>She stares at you with the utmost confusion, her head tilting as she looks down at you.
>T-this isn't the right song...
>You should say that, but...
>"Uh, Anon? What is this...?"
>You don't say a word, cheeks burning like wildfire with a cold sweat.
>You've made a grave mistake.
>Silently, you continue standing, your body stiffly holding the stereo as it plays as loud as possible.
>It's really loud.
>"Anon? Anon, seriously, what are you doing?"
>Your knees tremble.
>"...Ooookay, I'm just gonna close the window. See ya later, Anon."
>She slowly shuts the window, creeped out.
>You continue holding it till the song ends.
>A tear as salty as the ocean waters sheds down across your blazing hot cheek.
>You've become the ocean man.
>Ocean man, take me by the hand, lead me to the land that you understand
>Ocean man, the voyage to the corner of the globe is a real trip
>Ocean man, the crust of a tan man imbibed by the sand
>Soaking up the thirst of the land

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>>28915358
I choked on my water. 9/10 will read again

>>28912855
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyQ93vbqffc

not really

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>>28915358
fucking lost

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Let's hope Twi likes Trump

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZNtYmdZ-4c

>>28915358
what a real trip...

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBi4W4vwAM8
mfw

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I don´t know... do you think Shimmy would fall for it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgJ3pTEXMQQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqWcCJKVHhk
>Ponk starts crying
FUCK!

>>28912855
>all I do is win win win no matter what
lol no

>>28912855
I will woo Celestia with the melody of Scarbourough Fair. I can feel her marejuices flowing down her leg all the way into our deminsion https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wrCKizYHC84

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>>28915979
Just as long as you put together a damn good confession speech to say alongside it, then you're golden. Pretty good mood-setting backdrop music senpai.

>>28916094

I´m not good at speeches, but I´m good at writing. Maybe if I wrote something, then decorate it...

What would you say to her if you were in my place, anon?

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>>28912855
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9wBpmZn9nA
I think she just might like it.

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>Just a castaway, an island lost at sea
>Another lonely day, no one here but me
>More loneliness than any man could bear
>Rescue me before I fall into despair

This is ECXACTALY how I feel.

Sunbun, please, give me a chance!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FclbjfY7_Kg

>>28916187
I wouldn't know where to start since I'm shit at both writing and speeches.But putting the first half of what >>28915358 said into a speech doesn't sound like a bad idea.

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>>28916214
Just lay out all your feelings on a piece of paper, clean the spaghetti off it, then practice it in front of a mirror until you can bear to look at yourself saying it and do it confidently. Remember you're going to need to project a bit if shes going to be able to hear you from the window depending on the floor.

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She can´t be my girl, guys...

I feel like crying right now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GinJuHGnPkw

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>Is it a successful seduction attempt?
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7oMBq1vkCM

Your guess is as good as mine.

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>>28912855
https://youtu.be/bHP6U5vQ3mU
>blasting Mötley Crüe at Princess Sunbutt
It could work.

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If I could do the dance, maybe she would give me a chance...

...right after she danced the entire song with me, of course

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yca2BCwAnBQ

>>28912855
Luna
Caravan palace- rock it for me
Either she dances like shit with me and i'd call it a success, or she enjoys the song quietly, which i'd also call a success

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>>28916264
My fucking nigga.
If it wasn't, she'd have shit taste.

>Terminator 2 theme

Well...

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"Sugar... how you get so fly?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvC_0foemLY

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>Mfw I Cum Blood

>>28916320

I don´t know about Rarara, anon... but it would work with me, hands down. This song could work like the confession itself.

I think it'd be pretty easy.

Rain by Blackmill.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q78YQz3zD_k

I think it would be, if she paid attention to the lyrics.

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>>28912855
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jj5So6Hzf4Y
Blind Guardian is cheat mode.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jaHZXbiznpQ

I guess we'll see.

>>28912855
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_GxK5bafAok

Of course.

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>>28912855
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKeTuZ-zoeA

this might be her jam. what do you think she'll say anon?

>>28912906
Me too, shit...

>>28913056
I can improve this...

>"WHY ARE DOING THIS AGAIN, ANON??!!!"
"WE'RE DOING THIS TO SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF THE GOOKS, TWINKS!!!!"
>Twilight has been on a date before
>But she was certain that dates don't involve riding around in a Huey chopper, firing off rockets and napalm rounds at the so-called Vietgong, as they run and take cover over from the Hell that Anon was raining down upon them, whilst playing this at full volume from two mounted speaker sets
>Oh, and by Huey chopper, I meant Fluttershy
>And by Vietgogong, I meant Angel and all of his little shits wearing Vietgong attaire, scampering over the grassy fields in a blind and mind-numbing panic
>And, by rockets and napalm rounds, Anon was firing off left-over fireworks and fire-crackers on the terror-stricken bunnies
>and, why was Fluttershy was joining in on the madness?
>Let's just say that Anon can be very persuasive when he wants to be
>One of the bunnies turned into a fine red mist from a well-placed rocket shot
>"ANON, I KNOW YOU LIKE FULL METAL JACKET AND ALL, BUT DON'T YOU THINK THIS IS TAKING IT A BIT TOO FAR??!!!!"
"NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! NOW SHUT UP AND LOAD THE NEXT ROUND, I'M FOR THAT LITTLE ANGEL FUCKER NOW!!!!"

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>>28912855
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IP2n2VoKdpE

Call me crazy, but I don't think she'd be into it.

>"Anon, why are you at my house at 2 in the morning blasting that infernal racket?"
"I uhh...wanted to know if you wanted to go on an adventure?"
>"You try Anon, and I can appreciate that. Now go home before I fire you."
"Yes ma'am..."
I mean if she appreciates it

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>>28916264
>Pic related is you holding the stereo.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkNZaC3nNYI

Oh she gon be pissed

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I'm pretty much golden tbqh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6J2OlIpQgF8

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>>28915358
Amazing.....

Tbh, Anon could have pulled this off....
But you know....that would require a lot of charisma, or confidence, or both....
So for most people....you know....spaghetti.

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>>28913447
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZfbBqBOSXlU
for all of you Ponk lovers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vH_DpCYxSQQ
for Sunbutt

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwYxnpoB3gc

I mean, maybe. She'd probably like the song I guess, but its not very seductive.

>press play
>hold up boom box
>"hello darkness, my old friend..."
fuck
at least its the original...

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>>28916706
Good song, actually, but I agree I don't see her taking well to it.

Still, we know she has a private, silly side. She'd appreciate the gesture, anon.

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>>28912855
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4p2iZTIDog
With a few minor tweaks, I might even!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3m-XH1Kij0

uh...

https://youtu.be/24VFmHOFlko

Lucky me.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vWYDqDs464

It could have went better.

>>28912855
It's weird enough, it just might work:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETfiUYij5UE

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It's... possible.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aaO3piyVZxU

It might work better if I choreograph a dance routine with some friends.

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>>28918054
>listen to 10 seconds

GAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY!!!!!

>>28917801
Post pic of waifu and I'll tell you if it works.

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>>28916717
>Nacho Libre
My man.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyaGImJx3ns

ah yes, this will seduce them

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>>28912855
No way.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBHGaloWAWQ

https://youtu.be/gxEPV4kolz0
It works.

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Let's assume I've wronged her somehow before-hand or we had a falling-out, this would work rather well. https://youtu.be/Hkj08V93YtM

>>28915358
Read it 10 times.
Still makes me smile.

If this was the beginning of a movie I'd watch it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbduTn_7Fp4

Wow.

>>28912855
FALLING OUT OF TUNE NOW MY GROOVES ARE WARPING
ALL I DO IS LOSE MY FORM I'M WARPING