What would you do if you found a drunk pony in your room?

>>28909646
Help her sober up.
Make sure she had a steady source of income, or, failing that, let her crash here.
If she were my waifu I would attempt to woo her after she were sober and steadyminded.
I would not take advantage of her in any way.

>>28909646
Talk with her till she passes out then put her on the couch to sleep for the night.

>>28909646
Put a glass of water on the nightstand and cuddle her for hilarious misunderstandings in the morning.

>>28909646
Tuck her into bed and prepare the bowl of eggs for the morning.

She wouldn't have to tell me what happened - but she'd have to eat my eggs

>>28909651
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>>28909658
Y'all are great people.

>>28909662
>>28909663
Y'all too.

I love y'all

(I'm drunk, btw)

>>28909646
the fuck is going on with her legs

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>>28909646
>>28909651
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>>28909726

>ctrl-f
>rape
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>>28909726
She's stumbling you fucking idiot. Haven't you ever seen an adult cartoon where characters drink beer? They literally always do that.

>>28909736
enjoy being sued

>>28909646
Ask her to fucking share.

If she do, good, if she don't
>rape

>>28909646
Get wasted too so we can tell eachother drunken story's and laugh hysterically