RGRE: Reversed Gender Roles Equestria

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>>28907438
>not immediately telling her sister
Threesome or paddlin I'm good either way

>>28907515
He is dating/married to her sis, she's a home wrecker.

>>28907515
>>28907552
Goddamit anon, that flurry heart.

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>>28907552
Could be a bonding experience.

>>28907596
>Flurry Heart
>No wings taking up half of the goddamn picture
Nah, that's Sweetie.

First five posts into the thread: retards who can't recognize an alicorn unless it has wings visible at all times. If I show you a picture of Celestia and Luna without their wings, are y'all gonna be like "WHO IS THIS"?

>>28907438

Where can I find more of this artist's work?

>>28907610
the wings are between her and the cushion

the hair is flurry
the artists has a bunch of teen flurry sexually harassing anon

>>28907677
That's because Celestia and Luna also have unique bodies, manes, and faces.
OP is just a unicorn filly with a curly mane and no qt mark
And until last year that was literally how you describe Sweetie Belle.
So add the wings, make the background look like the Crystal Empire, or color in her mane but don't get pissy that we can't discern one white filly with a horn from another white filly with a horn.

>>28907515
Yeah, Sweetie has those three enormous, prominent swirls on her head. That's 100% her mane style.

>>28907726
OP is from an artists who has a teen flurry sexualy harassing anon, besides thats not even sweeties hair

stop doubling down and just let it go

>>28907726
Moron.

See >>28907725 and >>28907739

jesus Anon this isn't fucking hard. Do you look at a black-and-white picture of the mane 6 and mix up Twilight for Velvet too? Exact same mane style.

>>28907715
https://derpibooru.org/tags/artist-colon-shoutingisfun

The image in OP is from
https://derpibooru.org/1298550?scope=scpeaad4c834c69c3b75b713b0ebc24f1902fbc51d07

And if we look at the tags....
>Princess Flurry Heart
OH SHIT
WHHWAAAAHAAAT?!?!?!?
B-B-B-BUT I TOUGHT IT WAS SWWEEETIE BELLE
It's almost as though it's really obvious that it was Flurry Heart.

>>28907726
>damage control

>That's because Celestia and Luna also have unique bodies, manes, and faces.
>unique manes

>damage controlling so hard you fucking debunk yourself

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>>28907744
>>28907760
Sorry I don't run to the gallery of an uncredited picture upon glancing at it
Sorry I don't care to remember the worst part of the worst episode of the season
Sorry I didn't remember that all fan artists draw all pictures on model at all times
Sorry I didn't imagine the most prominent feature of the character.

You're right, I'm wrong.
You corrected someone on the internet, your blowjob is in the mail.

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This is the best start to a thread we've had in a long time. Good job, guys. Here, I have another picture of Sweetie Belle just for you.

>>28907786

My thanks.

>>28907818
I'm sorry you're so stupid.

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>>28907818
kek
>"That's Sweetie Belle."
>>"No, it's Flurry Heart."
>"WELL EXCUSE ME FOR NOT LERIAIDHFASHDFKLA CONGRATS ANON YOU PROVED ME WRONG DO YOURWANT A COOKIE?!?!?"

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>>28907827
No Anon, THIS is Sweetie Belle.

You silly

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>>28907840
>"That's Sweetie Belle"
>"No that's Flurry Heart"
>"Where's the massive wings then?"
>"Under her, moron" "Didn't you look up the artists?" "Bet you couldn't tell the difference between Celestia and Luna"
>"Fine you're right, fuck off"
>"STRAWMAN POST"

>>28907818
>I don't care enough to know what the fuck I'm talking about, but care enough to argue it anyways
Ah, okay. So you're a faggot.

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>>28907818
>>28907861
>"Here is a pony. Notice its distinct mane style, different than any other."
>>"IT'S PIKACHU"
>"...No, it's Flurry Heart."
>>"GOD DAMMIT ARRRRRHHH"

>>28907860
No, you fool! THIS is Sweetie Belle! No wings or anything!

In RGRE mares send unwanted pussy pics to random colts.

>>28907610
>>28907726
>>28907818
Mistake, saying a simple sketch is a simple sketch, and me admitting I'm wrong because I looked up the fucking picture.

There are 23 posts in this fucking thread and I only made 3 of them about OP.

Have fun with your strawmen, though.
LaP will post porn and then the thread will get back on track

>>28907438
>Not cocksocking that filly.
I don't understand.

>>28907726
https://www.derpibooru.org/1298550?scope=scpeb7c002076f2625e0f025b2cdc271b446ece7cc6a

Faggot.

>>28908000
I've thought myself out of happiness a thousand times, but never once into it.

oh my god my stomach hurts

Quality start to the thread.

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>>28908025

>>28908069
>"Have you seen my mommy?"
"No, but i see your daddy"

>>28908069
Who the fuck drew that? It's totally wrong - Sweetie Belle doesn't have wings. What a scrub.

>>28907946
>LaP will post porn and then the thread will get back on track
but anon
this is on track

>>28908069
>Anon is called in to foalsit Flurry often because Shining and Cadence are just too busy.
>Flurry grows up into a foulmouthed shitposting queen.

>>28908137
with an electra complex

shiny is never at peace

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>>28908137
She found a straightforward, no bullshit husband early in life, at least.

>>28907818
Dude, quit bitching. You sound like a tumblr teen who just got called on her bullshit about the matriarchy or the wage gap. If you're going to admit you made a mistake, then do it. Don't stretch it out and try to pretend that you're the victim for being to ass-fuck stupid to not recognize a character in a black and white pic.

>>28908174
I love that picture of Big Mac.

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Bat ponies tomorrow most likely. I want to try to hit once a thread.

>>28908207
EXCITE

>>28908207
fuck yeah

>>28908207
>>>/batcancer/

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>You will never be living in the castle
>You will never come across Luna in the middle of the night, mumbling to herself
>You will never ask her what's wrong
>You will never be brushed off with concerns for your "coltish disposition"
>You will never pester her, knowing that her honour means that she'd never hit a male
>You will never bear witness to a long, pent-up, tear-filled rant about how even after a thousand years, nopony likes her nights
>You will never give her a moment to compose herself
>You will never ask her to come with you
>You will never walk out onto a balcony
>You will never tell Luna about your life in the city
>You will never tell her how someone was always doing something, no matter the time of day. 4 pm, 4 am; it didn't matter
>You will never tell her how the streets were always lit up like daytime
>You will never talk about how, on a clear evening, you could see maybe a couple dozen stars, if you looked hard enough
>You will never tell her that her nights are breathtaking
>You will never have to interrupt her as she tries to brush off your praise as "the whimsy of a befuddled stallion"
>You will never say that you would turn nocturnal to enjoy her nights if work allowed for it
>You will never ensure her that no matter what, her nights will always be beautiful
>You will never be knocked on your ass as Luna interprets your praise to fit the parameters of some bullshit law from 1000 years ago and claim you on the spot as her horsebando
>You will never spend every following evening sitting on that same balcony as you silently admire the night sky together

I bet Pinkie has the biggest crotchtits. She waves them at Anon at any chance she gets.

>>28908345
>Anon's ball shaking

>>28908345
>swings them like two pendulums whenever he's looking

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>>28908285

>>28908348
>>28908351
>"Hey, Anon! Wanna see this neat thing I can do? When I do it, my nips get SUUUUPER perky! See?"

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>>28908371
oh my

>>28908387
>He's not wearing a bra
>Ball go up and down
>Mare go view

>>28908285
>It's Pikachu!

>>28908361
>God dammit!

The answer is clear. Both fillies must be herded.

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>You are Anon, and you are freshly herded with Celestia and Luna.
>She insists on grooming you by herself and insists that you never tell her sister.
>Something something RGRE i just want horse licking anon b/c its cute can you blame me?

>>28908644
>Horse grooming
yes please

>>28907946
>LaP will post porn

No, LaP will post adorable lings.
And soon, because I already forgot where the story left off last time.

>Anon breaks his leg
>Most colts would be sobbing and screaming at this point, but Anon stays calm, grabs an old pair of crutches, and hops down to the horsepital
Mares astonished at Anon's human endurance when?

>>28909134
bugbutt was saying horse-apples continuously because anon "met" shining

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>"Hey Mari? Mind if we take a quick stop to the clothing section in this store? I need to pick up a new shirt."

>Be Maritia, proud Minotauress and currently pouting girlfriend of the local alien, Anonymous.
>You hoped to avoid the clothing section in the international section of Manehattan's shopping district and if your experiences with tagging along with your father to the stores back home told you anything, it was that a male asking to go to the clothing section was a really bad idea.
>They always had to make a big fuss about clothes and how they fit.

>Always the same process:
>Hold shirt up to see if it matches the rest of current wear.
>Press shirt against body to see if it accentuates curves or muscles.
>Have partner bring (heavy) mirror to the first mirror to see if the back looked good.
>THEN try on the shirt and ask the dreaded question, "does this look good on me?" (NEVER SAY NO)
>But then even if you say yes and say they look amazing to you no matter what they pick (which he does to you), they'll always find some fault and go back to find another piece of clothing and repeat the process again for several hours before settling on either the first article of clothing or one that looks EXACTLY LIKE THE FIRST ONE.
>It never fails.

"... are you sure you need a new shirt? The ones you have are good enough."
>"Yeah, but that grey one I like is starting to go at the seams and I think they are having a sale today."
>Dang, you liked sales and you could use some new sandals and pants.
>You heave a sigh.
"Fine."
>"Awesome, lets head inside!"
>Here we go...

>>28909219
Yes hello more?

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>>28909219
>You are still Maritia and you are sitting on a nearby bench, watching your significant other flick his way through a rack of shirts in his size.
>Leaning back and resting against the end of a shelf that the bench is up against, you look down at your arm and flex a few times, trying to psych yourself out before having to request and carry over a mirror.
>Yeah, you think you can do it, provided you get a quick rest in between.
>You may always want to show your strength off to Anon, but damn it, you swear they use the heaviest metals for the frame and the thickest and heaviest slabs of mirrored glass possible.
>Looking back up at Anon, you see him hold up a shirt before him, checking it and feeling the material with a thoughtful expression before checking both the price and the size.
>Nodding with a smile, he turns and walks back to you, shirt hanging off his arm.
>You take a deep breath and get ready to follow him to the changing rooms, spying out any possible napping areas for the inevitable wait.
>Despite dreading what is to come, you can't help but smile when he comes up to you, his own smile energizing you slightly.
>Gods you love him.
>"Alright, this one should do, are you ready?"
>You get up and give him a tired grin, you suppose you can deal with it for him.
"Ready as I'll ever be."
>"Awesome, lets head to the cash register before a line starts to form."

>Wait. What?
"What about trying on the shirt?"
>"What do you mean?"
"Well, it looks a bit big-"
>You snap your trap shut, realizing perhaps too late that you may have trapped yourself.
>"Nah, it'll shrink in the wash."
>You are completely speechless and you struggle to formulate a proper response.
>Giving him a cautious and slightly unnerved expression, your mouth moves, but nothing coherent comes out.
"I-uh. I-"
>He gives a laugh.
>For the second time, your trap shuts with an audible click.
>"This shirt'll do fine, you really need to unwind a bit Mari."

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>>28909303
And more you shall have!

>>28909329
>With a wide grin, he starts to head off to the register with your new sandals and pants in hand.
>Stopping and turning to you, he gestures to you.
>"You comin'?"
>You open your mouth and take a breath in order to question him on why the hell he isn't doing the things males do in clothes stores.
>Releasing that breath as a sigh, you decide to not question it, remembering that he isn't like the males you grew up with.
>He sure as hell isn't like your dad, that's for damn sure. Your old bull would've been here long into the afternoon.
"Yeah, yeah I'm coming dear."
>Getting up and dusting yourself off with a pat, you head over to Anon, looking down at him with a smile.
"Shall we?"
>"Of course!"
>He hooks is arm around yours and you savor the feeling of him leaning his weight against you as the two of you walked.
>You are still a bit unsure of what you just experienced, but you are damn sure that you found yourself a keeper.

>>28909173
>Ponies expect Anon to be put down for his broken leg
>Are amazed at his magical healing powers when he just insists on re-aligning the bone and staying off his feet for a month or so

>>28909372
HNNGG

>>28909372
That was cute.

>>28909452
There are canon cripplehorses though.
Remember the wheeled pony from the swap meet episode?

>>28909372
Write more things.

>>28909587
She has powerful parents who were holding out for a miracle cure for chronic broken leg syndrome. Or Boneitus.

>>28909372
Not bad. I'm not a fan of minotauress stuff but you can write. Maybe try your hand at something bigger next?

>>28909595
reaching for straws much?

>>28909219
>>28909329
>>28909372
Than you

>>28909452
The implications to this are a bit sad. How about healing magic just doesn't work on him? Like healing magic not working on a pony is a sign of a much larger and deeper issue and them breaking a bone is essentially a death sentence, because their natural magic is supposed to heal them and allow outside magic to help.

Anon comes in with a broken leg and they can't detect any magic that's already trying to mend him or allow any of their spells to safely fix it, so they assume he's going to die and are surprised when his method works for him.

>>28909587
>there are canon cripplehorses though

Yeah, and the canon gender roles are most likely closer to ours. This thread is all about IMAAAAGINAAAATIIIOOON Anon.

>>28909839
Canon gender roles are probably somewhere in the middle between normal and RGRE. At least, if ponies go by what actual horses and ponies gender roles are they would. You'd end up with some kind of semi-RGRE mix.

>>28909900
See, that makes sense but now you're relying on headcanon. Actual canon, what we can gleam from the show, is that the gender roles seem to be consistent with ours.

>>28909938
No, there's ACTUAL equality in Equestria, not quasi-feminist equality.

>>28909839
I'm saying they'll probably try to repair as much as they can but also not expect Anon to ever walk on his own again.
Especially since he's only got two legs instead of four and a much higher center of balance.
What is he, a fucking acrobat?
He doesn't even have a tail to stabilise himself, it's ridiculous.
>Humans are seen as casually performing acrobatic and gymnastic feats on a constant basis.
>Otherworldly grace and poise.
>Spindly long limbs with impossible dexterity.
>Will probably abduct you or your loved ones as punishment if you are impolite.

>>28909938
Canon is what I say it is.
That's one of the perks of being a writefag.

>>28909595
The one I'm talking about is a he.
Remember the make-a-wish teen?

>>28909953
>Anon likes to climb trees
>The Apples are amazed

>Granny Smith is convinced he's a tree spirit
>Insists on giving him Apple Pie and cider and such to ensure a bountiful harvest.
>Cracks jokes about Applejack seducing him and her getting some real apple seeds to grow in the family.

>>28909953
>acrobatic and gymnastic feats

So Anon isn't anyone from here then.

>>28910102
He walks around on only two legs wherever he goes.
That's pretty good to a quadruped.

>>28910070
I need more of this.

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wew
Wish I posted this sooner

>>28907438
When they fuck is LaP going to put his more recent story on his pastebin?

Also more ponies seeing anon as a predator / incubus / fae when?

>>28910299
I'd smack the shit out of Flurry for talking like that if she was my daughter.

>>28907726
This

>>28908296
Why do you do this to me, anon

>>28910497
I wouldn't have to smack Flurry due to how good i would parent my daughteru

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>>28910299
Let see...
>RGRE
>remained calm and controlled
>sweet comeback
>left her speechless
>10/10 boner at full sail

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>>28910609
>Something something magic makes a gateway between two parallel RGREquestrias.
>Everyone gets to meet their parallel selves who seem oddly the same.
>Then they find the key difference.
>Who Cadence married.
>Cadence, Shining, and a bratty teen Flurry meet their alternate "family."
>It's a happily married Cadence, Anonymous, and a teen Venus.
>Gateway unexpectedly closes, leaving one family stranded and forced to stay with their counterparts until it's fixed.
>Maximum irony when the family with the marely alien and the halfblood are much closer and more functional.

>>28910338
>Be Hay Bales in Equestria.
>There's a strange thing living in those woods by the town
>The strange woods that appeared after the Princesses dropped a Large Hadron Collider on that invading demon army.
>It's a spooky as fuck forest like the Everfree, except not.
>The trees are all spaced wrong and there are roads paved with asphalt.
>Nopony has been willing to go in.
>But some ponies have reported seeing a strange creature within.
>A strange creature with inequine grace and agility.
>And that thing is standing in front of you.
>Those tiny eyes staring straight into your soul, judging your every thought and memory by alien criteria.
>You dread to think of what would happen to you should you be found lacking.
>"Oh hey, it's a horse."
>You know what each word it says means, but together they are beyond your ken.
>The only thing you can do is stand there helplessly as this being passes by.
>It's passing by!
>Thank Celestia, it's decided to leave you alone.
>You can only hope that the rest of the ponies in the town are so lucky.
>Because it looks like that's where it's heading.

>>28909953
>>Humans are seen as casually performing acrobatic and gymnastic feats on a constant basis.
>>Otherworldly grace and poise.
>>Spindly long limbs with impossible dexterity.
>>Will probably abduct you or your loved ones as punishment if you are impolite.
I really like this.
>Ponies have to train for years and years to walk on their hind legs for any meaningful length of time
>Here comes Anon, who is doing pony-Cirque de Soleil shit all over the place

>>28910070
Please write this, Anon.

>>28910299
Jesus, Sweetie Belle's being a little fucking shit. I hope Anon slaps her shit in.

>>28909372
We always need more Minotits on this thread.

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>>28910609
If you were a good parent, Flurry Heart would never have made it that far. Lemme quote a comment from that page.

>Worst daughter confirmed. All Flurry Heart can think about is how AWFUL things are for her, never once considering what her parents have/are sacrificing for her. Judging by the way she snaps at her mother and calls her "mom" with quotation marks, I’m willing to bet that she doesn’t really even think of her parents as actual people with thoughts and feelings. They’re just two more cardboard cutouts for her to yell at for not appreciating her """""suffering""""". I hope Anon slaps the shit out of her.

Venus masterrace

>>28910599
>Celestia is the "mother" of Equestria
>Luna has just returned and wants to prove her maturity as well
>"Raising a foal would be perfect."
>Still, nopony appreciates the night
>In comes Anon, one of her best friends
>Gives her a beautiful speech about how wonderful and amazing her nights are
>"He'll do."

>>28910648
>Venus vs Flurry intensiffied

>>28910866
Who's Venus? The name doesn't ring any bells. I'm a bit new here.

>>28910948
The name typically given to the foal if Anon impregnates Cadence.

>>28910964
>if
>not when
Not in my house, Anon. That pink pony pussy is going to be filled with my human seed 24/7.

>>28910850
yes please

>>28910695
Thats flurry dumbass

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"Aw, what a cute little babby horse."

>"When you fall asleep I'm going to suck your soul through your dick, hot stuff~"

>>28910299
This is why you spank your kids.

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Do all mares want a threesome with two colt cuddlers?

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>>28911125

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>>28911275
>Finally land a night with 2 colts at once. Every mare's dream.
>They end up being more into each other than you.

>>28911116
>being this retarded
That's the joke, moron. What, did you miss the first 30 posts where a bunch of anons were getting on some idiot's case for mistaking Flurry Heat for Sweetie Belle? I'm probably the 4th or 5th poster to make this dumb joke.

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>>28911116

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>You skipped the last few feet and leapt up on the stool next to him.
>Or at least that’s what you intended to do.
>Instead your half stiff wings and nervous energy betrayed you, and you had just tuft checked the stool, letting out a grunt and sliding back off and to the floor.
>You could feel the eyes of the room turn to you, but you sat frozen in place as Anon turned and looked at you with a worried expression.
>Oh Luna…
>You really just did that.
>D-Don’t cry, filly.
>Whatever you do, don’t cry!
>You felt your cheeks heat up and your eyes started to water.
>I SAID DON’T CRY!


>In the corner of your eye you could see Night Sky gesturing like mad and mouthing ‘get up!’


“Hey, are you alright?” Anon said.
>His voice came as a rich baritone that made your skin tingle and set butterflies through your stomach.
>Your own voice got caught in your throat and you nodded, putting your ears back.
>You got to your feet, and he smiled down at you while resting a hand on his cheek.
>Not maliciously though—more like he was watching a little puppy who had gotten caught in a bramble and couldn’t get out.


“Here, let me help you. The stools can be a bit high.”
>He grabbed you by the scruff of the neck like a foal, and you let out a little squeak as he placed you atop the stool, even taking a moment to put his hand through your mane to straighten it out.


>You could see your friends giving mortified looks at their table.
>It looked like Blue said “He’s just toying with her,” and Moon Dusk “I can’t watch.”
>You just looked up at Anon, still feeling spell struck.
>Should you be humiliated?
>Maybe… but… in a way it felt good.
>He was so gentle with you, and it didn’t feel like he was making fun of you or trying to emaresculate you.
>There was no malice playing out on his face when he picked you up.
>He just did it...

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>>28911453
Right, forgot pastebin link. http://pastebin.com/A81G7EAC

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“Um, thank you,” you said, surprised to hear your own voice.


>He just smiled, gave a curt nod, and turned his stool around to lay his back against the bar, one elbow resting on the high table.
>Being this close made it hard for his scent not to envelope you and pull you in.
>His musk reminded you of a long day at training—a bit of sweat, but not body odor.
>The powerful sweetness of a colt… Not exactly fruity but tantalizing all the same.
>You clenched your legs together and took a deep breath.
>Come on, keep it together.
>Stop thinking weird stuff.


>“Hey are you going to order something?”
>You gave a start and looked over to Anon.
>”You’ve just been staring out over the back glasses and breathing kinda strange…” he said and leaned down, lowering his voice. “Sorry, I’m just wondering—not trying to be rude. Name’s Anon. I haven’t seen your face so I was wondering if you’re new, maybe didn’t know what to try?”


>Your face felt like an inferno with him this close.
>His size, and the muscle you could just barely make out under his shirt made you wonder if he could overpower you.
>How easy would it be for a stallion like him to just… take any mare he wanted, when he wanted.
>He could even do it now… leaning over you like he is… pick you up like he owned you and take you out back.
>Anon could make you his mare—have you call out his name while he teased you.


>A hand waved in front of your face.


>“Hey uh… you okay? You look like you may have had a lot of cider already. Your face is all flushed.”


>NNgh!
>Snap out of it Umbra, the colt is actually paying attention to you.
“O-Oh, I’m Umbral Dream. Um, s-sorry, you didn’t ask. I mean, well I’m not supposed to be sorry, but, I didn’t know if you cared so it’s just... ugh nevermind.” you sighed and he gave that musical chuckle again, making the back of your neck tingle.

>>28911460
>He turned, laid a hand on your back and looked at you seriously.
>”If you can’t focus, maybe you’ve had enough and should head home? I can call a carriage to make sure you get to the right place if you want.”

>You sat up straight.
”No!” you said with more force than intended and he raised an eyebrow at you.
“Uh, I mean... I’ve only had a few ciders. If you think you know something good, I’d like to try it.”

>He gave a smirk.
“Alright, an adventurous type—just my kind of person. How about we try something easy that I think you’ll like, on me?”

>You saw Night Sky give a throat cutting motion with her forearm.
>She mouthed “Don’t let HIM buy the drinks!”

>Your eyes widened and you snapped to Anon.
“Uh, a-actually I could—”
>”Jaeger Bomb, mix us up two Applewoods. Put it on my tab like usual.”
“B-But…!”
>The young stallion behind the counter gave a nod and started picking out containers.
“Um, I really should be the one to…”
>Anon just turned and smiled at you.
>”Hm? What’s up? Something on your mind?”
>All your thoughts went out the window as you locked eyes.
>You felt your knees go weak and your head spun from more than just the alcohol.
>Luna, why is his smile so cute?!
>You wanted to cry.
>Why was this always so hard for you.
>Come on, Umbra, the girls are counting on you.
>You clenched your eyes shut and took a deep breath.
>”Anon, let me buy—”
>The bartender turned and clanked the drinks on the counter.
>>”I charged 20 bits to your account.”
>”Thanks, Jaeger. You were saying, Umbra?”
>Your ears went back and you heard Night Sky’s head hit the table from across the room.
“Nevermind…”

>The drinks sloshed inside clear glass, a pretty yellow and red mix that didn’t seem to blend, but rather slurred together.
>Might as well try it since it’s here now...
>You gave it a careful sip and your eyes widened.
“Wow this is… really good.”

>>28911464
>Anon beamed at you.
“Glad you like it. Super simple too. Just raspberry liqueur and pineapple juice with a few other things to make it look nice and give it a sour zing.”

“Yeah… Thanks. I can’t believe I’ve been sticking to cider when there’s stuff like this out there.”

>Anon shrugged.
>”A lot of mares don’t seem to like the fruity or sugary stuff like stallions here for some reason. Always stick to hard cider.”

>You pursed your lips.
>Oh…
>That suddenly made you feel a lot more self conscious.
>You took another sip, almost, heat working into your cheeks as you imagined what a filly this made you look like in front of him.
>Oh well. You’ll get the next round.
>Just suck this one down, sister, and you can treat him to whatever he wants.

--

>Be Anon.
>Be enjoying yourself for the first time in a long time.
>This mare seemed to actually like one of your personal mixes you shared with Jaeger Bomb.
>Back on earth you had been a bartender.
>It had been a lot of work, particularly since most places wanted pretty blonde girls.
>Here, you have a hard time being hired too.

>Most ponies seemed put on edge around you, probably because they saw you as a predator.
>Got real sweaty, knees weak, started breathing funny.
>Either that, or they were strangely pushy and aggressive.
>Maybe it was that herd leader mentality or something and they felt threatened by you?
>Who knows with these mares...
>You shake your head and take a swig of your drink.
>No reason to go on thinking about your social ineptitudes right now.
>You may have actually made a friend tonight finally.

>The mare who hopped up next to you seemed to have the intimidation issue at first, so you tried to be as friendly as possible.
>Poor thing seemed to still be a bit intimidated so you bought her something to maybe smooth things over.

>And then you realized you had accidently gotten the little thing ass-blasted drunk.

>>28911467
>It seems obvious in retrospect, but you realize that your personal recipes have a ton of alcohol for the typical pony body weight.
>You have to give her credit though, she drained it like a total boss a few minutes ago.

>You casually sipped your drink while you looked down at the bat pony, who was now in your lap, nuzzling against you.
>She gave a little drunken giggle then yawned as her eyes drifted shut.
>This was really goddamn cute.
>Some of the mares glared at you here and there, and you realize you must look like those creepy guys who come to bars to bring home wasted girls.
>Probably should make sure she gets home okay at this point.
>Oh well… it was nice having company while it lasted.

--

>Be Umbra
>Your eyes felt heavy and your cheek rested against something soft and warm.
>The room seemed to float around you as a miniscule burp wormed it’s way out your throat.
>A hand caught your side, stopping you from falling over, and you lolled your head up to see Anon giving a worried look.
>Anon? What was he doing here?

>”Hey, Umbra, ...ou ...kay?”
>His voice came out muffled and distant.
>Silly Anon, you were trying to get some sleep.
>Now wasn’t the time for talkies.
“Ye-*hick*-ep. I’ll be okay...” you said, and pushed your face back into the cozy soft thing.

--

>Be Night Sky
>Sweet mother of the night, Umbra was cuddling him right in the middle of the bar.
>I mean… it was foalish as all hell, and Anon orchestrated this to humiliate her like the rest of the mares that approached him, but…
>You bite your lip and fight to hold down a frustrated groan.
>She was still getting to cuddle!
>Maybe you could just… throw away a bit of that useless marely pride and put your chin on his thigh.
>He might pick you up and let you nuzzle that comfy chest of his too...
>You shook your head.
>Ugh, don’t let the thirst get to you.
>Colts don’t like cute. Colts like tough and cool.

>>28911472
>Anyhow, right now you needed to help your friend.
>You’re surprised she hasn’t lit on fire from the intensity of the glares around the room.
>It was only a matter of time before some day walking, sunhat mare went over to defend Anons honor or some crap.
>Umbra would just have to try to get him hot and bothered while she walked him back to his place… somehow.


>She probably still had no chance with him, but getting the two of them out of here was the best thing you could do at the moment.
>You downed the last cider and plocked the tankard upside down on the table.


>And it was going to take all of your stealth and cunning to do it.


--


>Be Anon.
>Another bat mare just reached around you and slipped a condom into Umbra’s hooves.
>You furrowed your brow.
>Did this mare just get bullied… and right in front of you?
>You stand up, cradling Umbra and open your mouth to give the sternest of talking tos.
“Hey, that’s not funny—”
>In a flash of black wings and small screeches, a trio of mares swoop out the door, leaving it swinging on its hinges.
“—you guys…”
>The rest of the mares snapped their gazes away when you stood, and now seemed to be either studying the woodwork of the table, their drinks, or were excessively clearing their throats and looking off into corners of the room.
>A tan colored stallion humphed and turned his back toward you.


>You let out a sigh, and hefted the mare up a bit, nestling her into your shoulder.
>It was time to leave. You know when you’ve made ponies uncomfortable.
>Maybe you shouldn’t have stood up suddenly like that and spooked them.
>Most of the mares had that strange look in their eyes and those twitchy, alert tails you always see when you get close.

>>28911475
>You tried your best to ignore the pit forming in your stomach as you headed out into the cold night air.
>It was hard not to be disappointed with another dry bar run.
>I mean sure, getting a buzz was always nice, but ever since you came to Equestria you’ve found it hard to just get along with ponies.
>You were never a super popular guy if you think back, but at least being a bartender made you feel like a part of the nightlife.
>Your patrons were like friends, who never cared for your past or your flaws, and just took you as you were…
>It was nice.

>You have to give credit to mares for at least being curious and coming up to you sometimes though.
>Colts weren’t on edge as much but...
>Honestly you couldn’t really figure them out.
>Maybe Canterlot had a lot of gay stallions or something, because man, all they talked about were fashions and local gossip.
>Or just gave you dirty looks and elevator eyes.
>Not the crowd you’d want to spend your time with, even if they’d have you.

>The bundle in your arms stirred and gave a faint shiver.
>“Daddy, I’m cold,” she murmured, half asleep.
>You pulled the side of your jacket over her and zip it up, only two bat ears and a small fluff of purple hair sticking out of the neckhole.
>She moaned and pressed into your chest, apparently content for the time being.

>Guilt digs into your heart like a dagger.
>You were going to have to explain to her that you’d gotten her drunk and had to take her to your own home like some sort of lowlife.
>It’s not like you wouldn’t have payed for a cab for her, or spent the time to make sure she got home, but her friends apparently headed out and you had no way of knowing where she lived.

>Hopefully she wouldn’t be too mad or disgusted… or afraid.
>... would she think you took her home to eat her?
>Flashing your canines sometimes made mares knees wobble.
>You really hope Umbra at least remembers you tomorrow.

>>28909833
Do this one it sounds like it could be fun

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>>28911481
>She was going to have a nasty hangover, and the last thing she deserved was to feel scared.

>You pass the last street sign and head into small apartment building.
>The lobby was mostly empty, and you gave a friendly wave to the mare at the counter.
>She smiled wide and waved back, then gave your little jacket bundle a curious glance.
>”O-Oh… Mr. Anonymous… you have a guest. A stallion?” she said, and looking up at you with a quirked eyebrow.
“Uh, no. A mare. She’ll be staying for the night.”

>Her smile widened and she leaned forward.
>“So you do like mares...” she murmured.

“Why would I not like you guys?”

>She flinched.
“Uh, n-no I just. I had been giving all kinds of… oh, nevermind. Go ahead and have a good night, Anon.”

>You shrug and head up the stairs.
>The receptionist mare kept leaning on her forehooves, watching you and swaying her rear as she hummed to herself.
>At least she wasn’t suspicious about you taking up a pony.

>Your door made a soft click as you unlocked it and stepped in.
>The appartment was a bit of a mess, clothes strewn about and a few pizza and takeout boxes still hanging around.
>As a bachelor pad, you’ve seen worse.
>You headed into your room and lay Umbra down on your bed, being careful not to wake her.
>She whined and reached her hooves out for you as you drew away.

>”Nnooo,” she said, still in a groggy stupor.

“Shh, it’s okay Umbra, I’m just going to be right outside on the couch.”
>Bringing up the sheets, you tucked the little batmare into your bed and her squirming eventually settled down.
>You couldn’t help but smile as her ears twitched and she drifted off almost immediately.
“Gotta say, you’re a cute little mare, Umbra.”
>After getting her a glass of water and turning down the lights, you settled down into your roughed up, slightly lumpy couch, hoping you’d get some decent enough rest.
>You might need it.
>Tomorrow would be interesting, one way or another.
--

>>28911496
That will be it for a little while. Plot advances and gets a bit lewd next update. Hope you guys are liking this so far.

As always, comment and criticism is appreciated.

>>28911401
>implying i bother to read the first posts of the thread.

>>28911508
Umbra is a cute, waiting for more.

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>>28911009
Good man, Anon.

>>28910648
>>28910866

>Normal RGRE Shining and Cadance feel conflicted about Venus.
>She's everything they wish Flurry was.
>She's polite, social, and she actually takes being a princess seriously.
>On the other hand, what does that say about their own parenting skills?

I just came back from pony town.
Not RGRE story but oh well.
>Be a pony
>You got a dick
>Start walk around and make some friend
>Mare, ??? mare, undertale mare, cringe mare, russian mare, gay, and more faggot
>Meet furry fags (Fox)
>One of them start Swearing at me
>She have youtube with 200 sub
>Dislike her youtube 50 time
>Report 50 time about sexual harassment
>Make a fake account and stalk on her
>Suddenly she afk
>Rage quit
>What a day

>>28911795
Fuck, why do I hear all the good prompts when I am otherwise busy?

Give me a few hours and I will produce green.

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>>28907438
*blocks her number*
Nuthin personnel, Twinkletits

^
>She have power.
>She have magic
I don't know.

>>28911918
I WILL HOLD YOU TO THAT, ANON

>>28910659
Durnk, I'm starting to seriously dislike you due to the amount of good stuff you start, without making it a full story.

>>28911453
>>Instead your half stiff wings and nervous energy betrayed you, and you had just tuft checked the stool, letting out a grunt and sliding back off and to the floor.
Absolutely adorable.

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>>28911481
>>The bundle in your arms stirred and gave a faint shiver.
>>“Daddy, I’m cold,” she murmured, half asleep.
HHHHNGGGG

>>28911508
...how lewd.

>>28911475
>It's another "Anon is too dense to recognize social interactions" episode.

>>28912262
Be honest, if you were dropped into rgr equestria without any prior knowledge of or browsing of these threads, how long would it take you to figure out all the little mares were actually into you and not afraid/intimidated/disgusted by you?

>>28911918
DOOOOO IT!

>>28912262
Let's be fair. Umbra didn't say a word to him that wasn't stuttered with a flushed face....while in a bar.

Also the Ponies clearly are expecting Anon to pick up on non-vocal queue's which really isn't fair.

Plus he probably doesn't even consider the possibility that ponies would ever look at him in that way.

>>28912272
Depends on how long I had been living there, but I've always been pretty good at seeing social dynamics.

>You are Mayor Mare, and you are a very busy bureaucrat.
>There has been a large influx of ponies who want to move into Ponyville.
>You suspect that has something to do with the new castle that magically appeared one day.
>You would be upset about it all, had a certain purple mare not immediately came to you with the proper papers for such a construstion.
>She even had it in triplicate, bless her little heart.
>While a growing town was good, there was a lot of paperwork involved in a growth at the rate you were seeing.
>You had to approve a lot of new construction to accomodate so many new faces.
"Hmm, what have we here?"
>You looked at the application on the top of the stack.
>Nothing out of the ordinary as far as the building specs were concerned, but what was catching your eye was the family on the application.
>Certain special accomodations were needed and permits granted for some species, and while all were welcome it was important to make sure everything was in order to ensure that nopony was left in a harsh environment.
>Pegasi and Gryphons needed to have homes with balconies and wide windows to allow aerial entry.
>Minotaurs needed larger doors to accomodate their bigger frames.
>The family on the application however was a strange mish mash of species.
"Typset?"
>You called for your secretary.
>"Yes Ma'am?" The stallion asked as he peeked his head in your office.
"What is up with the uhh... Anonymous family?"
>You read the name of the family with a quirked eyebrow at the strange name.
>"Oh yeah, strange bunch there. Single father with his three daughters.
"Wait he has a Gryphon, a Diamond Dog, AND a Dragon daughter?"
>"Well, thechnically they are half Gryphon, half Diamond Dog, and half Dragon to be precise."
>You rub your temple with your hoof at the implication.

"Well that would explain the need for fireproof building materials, and a permit to dig on the property. What species is he by the way? What is this... Human?"
>You do your best to sound out the foreign word.
>"Tall Bipedal, kinda looks like a minotaur mixed with a monkey of sorts."
>Your secretary hoofs you a file he fished out of a cabinet, within which is a couple of photos with some documents about the family.
>Your eyes widen at the family photo, the children all had lower halfs like you were expecting, however their upper bodies were just like minotuars.
>What was the stranger were the odd faces smiling at you from the photo, small adorable eyes on flat faces.
>The strangest however was the largest being in the photo, tall slender limbs, green skin, and a question mark where his face should be.
"Oh my..."
>You catch yourself, glancing at your secretary who has an unhappy look on his face.
>"I swear you mares..."
>Typeset leaves in a huff muttering about 'typical mares'
>You stick your tongue out after him and harumph with a frown, before leafing through more of the contents of the file to learn more about this mysterious exotic stallion.
>Who cares if a stallion has some sex trophies? They just prove he puts out.
>Leafing through the documents the sight of red lettering catches your eye, and draws a puzzled look on your face.
"Reformed villain?"
>You read the text under the large red lettering in the file and an eyebrow quirks.
>You glance back at the picture of the family and think to yourself for a moment before pulling out your stamp and pressing it on the building permit.
"Poor dear just needs a real mare in his life, one that won't leave him. Besides hes reformed, what's the worst that could happen?"
>Your eyes drift off as you dreamily think of those big hands running through your tuft.
>You will have to pen a visit to welcome him to Ponyville once the house is built and he arrives.

>>28912686
>>28912696
Whoops, forgot to link them.
That is what I have for now, didn't see much green and had an idea I was playing with.

>>28912702
Well, you hooked me. You gonna gut me proper, or is this some catch and release bullshit.

>>28912702
Thanks for the green, also be sure to pay attention to if you linked it together.

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>>28911958
if u dont delet this

>>28912696
>>The strangest however was the largest being in the photo, tall slender limbs, green skin, and a question mark where his face should be.
>and a question mark where his face should be.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>28912290
>>28911985

Writing is current. Posting soon.
Want to get a buffer and catch the idea before it leaves.

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>>28912696
>>The strangest however was the largest being in the photo, tall slender limbs, green skin, and a question mark where his face should be.
Never go full Anon, son.

I LIV- >>28899349
Oh, well fuck...
>>28910070
I like the way you think! You're hired!

>>28911508
Top cute, writefriend

>>28913142
HEEEE LIVES! SUCK IT PROPELLER!

>>28912262
In all fairness, it's a pretty big logical step to make to realize that ponies don't act weird because they're a different sapient species from a completely different culture, but rather because very specifically their gender roles are reversed.

>>28913224
Just by watching the interaction between genders you would be able to see it though. unless you were completely self absorbed and don't pay attention to how others act.

>>28912696
Dadnon and his many daughters is one of my favorite topics. Hope there's more to come.

>>28913049
>>28913132
These, though.
Just leave his features generic or undescribed, the question mark thing is just a stand in for the viewer in art.

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>>28912021
he's never made a full story and when I asked him about it, he posted a link to his pastebin

its a nightmare of incomplete prompts and uncomfortable twists

Ideas
>The ponies are not at all what they look like in the show, but look like our ponies from Earth and pastel. Anon would have a hard time figuring out what gender they are unless they spoke, what they wore, or just out right checking out their genitals. It would likely effect how one felt about a relationship since.. full on small horses want to jump your bones. Hilarity and RGRE ensues.

>>28913339
That's how I imagine them anyway, with the show just being art style.
If you imagine them as real versions of their in show, then they have massive heads, horrifically huge eyes and weird fat legs.

>>28912696
>You are Anonymous.
>You are tired.
>You have finally unpacked everything into your new home.
>Now, you just need to put your girls to bed.
"Alright, where did you three go?"
>You peek your head into the different rooms until you finally find them strewn across the living room snoring away.
>A smile makes its way to your face as you stride over to your smallest daughter.
>Hoisting the half dragon into your arms you cradle her as you carry her into her bedroom.
"I am not looking forward to when you get bigger Incognito..."
>Next you collected your half gryphon child, thankful that she was lighter than she looked.
"Ugh, darnit' Unidentified, how many times do I have to remind you to properly preen yourself?"
>Loose feathers are picked out and stuffed in your pocket as you carry the sleeping girl under one arm.
>This one would leave a trail of feathers behind anywhere she went if you didn't make sure she was properly preened, and that meant more work for you.
>After setting Unidentified down in her bed you made your way to your largest daughter.
"Unspecified you are getting too big for this..."
>Your half Diamond Dog daughter had grown faster than her siblings, you suspected that she was full grown but she was no more mature then the other two.
>You could see her ears fold back as you scrutinized her.
"You little shit."
>You shook your head as you grudgingly hoisted the half canine into your arms, needing both to pick this one up.
>Her tail wagged, confirming your suspicion that she was playing asleep so you would carry her too.
"Just try to actually get some sleep ok? I have a big day tomorrow."
>"Okay dad."
>You couldn't stop the grin as she yawned out her answer and buried her face in your neck.
>After tucking in your last daughter you let out a sigh of relief and make your way towards your own bed before jumping on top of the covers and immediately succumbing to sleep.

>>28913433
>You are awoken by knocking on your door.
>A bloodshot eye cracks open as you glance around the room.
"Shit, why are my arms asleep?"
>Glancing down you are given your answer, as all three of your girls doze in a pile on top of you.
>Another round of knocks are transmited throughout the house from your front door.
"Seriously?"
>You struggle out from under the pile of warm fur, feathers, and scales before flexing your fingers to try and regain feeling in them.
>You stumble out of your room and towards the sound of a third round of knocks.
"Coming!"
>You call out in hopes that the knocking stops before it wakes your daughters up.
>Opening the door you are greeted by a brown stallion with a Cutie Mark depicting an hourglass.
>"Oh wow, you are a tall one. I wanted to welcome you to the neighborhood!"
>You glance over at a clock on the wall and notice it is already eight in the morning.
>Your mind goes blank for a moment as you internally scream at how much you slept in.
"Hey thanks uhh..."
>"Time Turner"
>The stallion beams up at you.
"Yeah, thanks Mr. Turner-"
>"Please, call me Time"
"... Thanks Time, but I need to get going, I appear to have overslept a little bit."
>"Oh, by all means! I'm sure it's hard being a single father. If you need anything let me know, I'm always happy to help!"
>The stallion nods before leaving you to your own business.
>Closing the door you cuss as you hurriedly run back into your room to change your clothes.
>"What's up dad? Why are you in such a hurry?"
"Because I have to be at work in half an hour."
>Your canine daughter yawns and nods her head sleepily.
>"I'll watch the house while you're gone."
"Thanks Unspecified, make sure your sisters don't sleep through lunch. I'll be home at six."
>"Sure thing dad."
>Unspecified lays her head back down on the snuggle pile and closes her eyes.
>You start to say something about her actually waking up herself but stop as you notice the clock and rush for the door.

>>28913436
>You are Timber, lumberjill manager of Ponyville.
>You watch as your new employee runs over on his long spindly legs.
>This colt should be fined for public indecency for all the clothes hes wearing.
>Flannel shirt? fine, heck thats standard uniform for the business.
>The pants and boots though?
>Leave it to a stallion to dress lewdly to a tough job site.
>For Celestia's sake he even has socks on!
>No wonder he has three kids and no mare at home, probably can't keep his tree in his pants.
>You never would have hired him if your head of Pony Resources, Bundle of Sticks, didn't insist it would be sexist not to.
>Damn P.R. always mucking with the flow of business, you just wish you could run it efficiently.
"Alright newbie, axes are over there, we have a quota to fill and I want it filled today!"
>Hopefully if you are hard enough on this colt he would quit and the headache would be done with.
>"Sure thing boss"
>You snort at him as he hefts an axe too big for pony use over his shoulder and makes his way over to the treeline.
>Shaking your head you remind yourself that the times are different, you can't just treat stallions like you used to.
>Stallions were sensitive, but they demanded respect nowadays.
>This was a fact that Bundle of Sticks reminded you of constantly, as he threatened to write you and your girls up for 'misconduct at the workplace'.
>But you were lumberjills for Celestia's sake, the mareliest job there is!
"Damned colt, making a mockery of-"
>The sound of a falling tree cuts you off and you glance back towards your tall green employee.
>It had not been more than a minute and Anonymous had taken down a tree that would have taken a pony ten.
>You blinked your eyes a few times and your jaw goes slack before staring at the toned arms that were shouldering the axe again as he strode to the next tree.
"Timber! How many times do I have to remind you?!"
>You clamp your hind legs shut and your tail pulls down as your head of P.R. yells at you.

>>28913443
And that's all I have for today.
>>28913049
>>28913132
>>28913266
Fair point, turning the dial back on anon to not make him a faceless eldritch horror

>>28913465
That's good, Anon.
Please keep it up.

>>28913117
>>28912290
>>28911985
First batch is done, hot off the presses.


>Be Princess Cadence
>and things could not be going worse.
>24 hours ago
"-lap your hooves and do a little shake!"
>You smile inside. These little rituals keep your love and friendship strong with Twilight.
>and help prevent rogue changelings from causing trouble.
>You part from the hug, looking over Twilight. She's growing into her wings more every time you see her.
"Thank you for coming on such short notice, Twilight!"
>"Of course! Anything for my favorite step-sister!"
"...I'm your only step-sister."
>"But still my favorite! And, I'll get to see my BBBFF when we're done here!"
>Twilight grins and gives a little clop of her front hooves.
>If she wasn't your step-sister, you would think she was trying to shack up with your husband.
"I'm sure he'll be happy to see you, but first-"
>"Yes, you said something about a 'wierd magical portal' ? I brought all my equipment!"
>Cue Spike, Hero of the Crystal Kingdom, baby dragon, and carrier of all Twilights' luggage.
>You and Twilight have a long, boring conversation about the mysterious magic portal growing in your castle.
>No, not the bathroom.
>You and Twilight speak at length, while crystal stallions in sheer silk clothing serve you tea.
>Twilight says she'll help, when she isn't casting long, lewd looks at your attendants.
>Eventually, after none of your attendants catch more than lascivious attention from Twilight, you show her the portal.
>Her demeanor changes instantly. This is her area of expertise: magic.
>She spends the rest of the day doing so, setting up equipment with glee.
>You see Spike slip off to be adored by your subjects.
>You shrug, letting him go. Even dragon stallions are easy to please.
>And having a dragon on your side in the future will only bring good fortune and success.

>>28913524
>23 hours later

>Still be Cadence.
>Twilight has the portal working, it can stabilize on her request.
>You blink, and wonder if she even slept at all.
>This is why she can't get a colt, even as a princess.
>You send one of your attendants to fetch your husband from his shopping trip.
>he calls it 're-provisioning' but you've seen how he is in the dressing room.
>Another attendant goes to prepare a small contingent of your personal guard.
>Celestia knows Shining's 'sports teams' won't be able to protect you, they might hurt their hooficures.

>half an hour later
>Still be Candence.
>Why would you be anyone else? You are the Alicorn of Love, and life is great.
>Your step-sister is about to open a mysterious portal. Why not bring your family to see?
>Shining Armor looks on with trepidation, his usual tomcolt attitude gone.
>Flurry Heart looks bored and like she would rather not be here.
>You worry about her.
>She will be Princess someday. You were always better with younger children.
>She was so precious as a baby, once her magic stopped surging.
>Are teenagers always this surly?
>She's not even wearing the special occassion dress you got her.
>If only there was some way to show her how she should act, some example her own age to live up to....

>The portal opens.
>Its surface shimmers like light through a prism, bright and intense.
>You instruct your guards to brace for anything.
>You give Shining Armor and Flurry Heart an encouraging smile.
>What happens next surprises everyone.

>>28913524
>>28913531
>Through the portal steps you, sort of.
>The you that steps through the portal looks as if she just came from the fanciest of balls.
>Her mane an intricate weave of colors and crystal, atop which sits a crown to rival Celestia's.
>Her gown shimmers exquisitely, scattering light through silk and carved gems.
>Shining, to his credit, casts a spell to repel all changelings.
>To his surprise, it does nothing.
>But his surprise is lost when the next two creatures step through the rippling silver of the portal.
>Some sort of small, hornless minotaur, wearing a polished set of ancient Crystal Empire armor, fitted to his body.
>With a large sword at his belt, and a cape emblazoned with something close to, but not quite, the emblem of your kingdom.
>And right behind this strange pair, another of these strange creatures, but with pink legs and hooves.
>You are not known for your stoicism, but what this smaller creature wears throws your poise out the window.
>It wears your regalia.
>But more importantly, it wears the special occassion dress you got for Flurry Heart.
>The dress you got for your daughter on her 16th birthday.
>The dress she threw back in your face and refused to wear.
>As you stare at these creatures and the other you.

"Hello, my name is Empress Mi Amore Cadenza. This is my husband, Emperor Anonymous, and our daughter, Princess Venus."

>>28913524
>>28913531
>>28913539

>The meeting is going well, all things considered.
>After they introduced themselves and explained why they were here, you dismissed your guards.
>And Twilight, as she kept poking the other Cadence and your other Husband and other Daughter for 'science'.
>Seemingly naturally, you pair off with your alternates.
>This 'Venus' seems well-behaved, perhaps something will rub off on Flurry Heart.
>and this will be good, if spontaneous, training for future diplomatic talks.
>You and your other self are comparing notes about running a country and talking about your husbands.
>She has some excellent ideas, once you get past 'mares and stallions are equal'
>Alternate dimensions are so strange.
>Her Empire sounds much larger, but less stable and happy, than your kingdom.
>You almost feel sad for her.
>Your horseband and that Anonymous are talking, but you can feel Shining's emotions become turbulent, full of self doubt.
>Being the Alicorn of Love means you can feel the emotions of your subjects, obviously.
>Once you two are alone, you will set his feelings right.
>Whatever concerns him about this tall, attractive, handsome creature your alternate self married, you can talk about.
>This Anonymous even has sharp, predatory teeth. He bared them to you during the introductions.
>unf, your secret fetish...
>Right, Shining Armor!
You will make it up to him tonight. Stallions love being wooed in bed. Pump their confidence, especially when they are not good.
>You make a mental note to - right, other Cadence is talking!

>>28913524
>>28913531
>>28913539
>>28913547

>Be Flurry Heart.
>fucking finally. Who wants to read about your boring-flank mom?
>This little freak of a halfbreed keeps trying to talk to you.
>and she's wearing your mom's regalia. Gross and weird.
>You aren't even paying attention to what she is saying.
>bla bla bla, let's be friends, bla bla bla your mane is cute like that.
>You roll your eyes. What a loser.
>"..."
>Oh shit, she asked you a question.
"Yeah, whatever. You're pretty lame for a freak."
>Heh, the look of shock on her face. And your parents didn't even notice.
>The freak clears her throat, her voice taking an icy tone. Like she can fucking intimidate you.
>"You seem to have a less aristocratic air than I would expect. Are you perhaps a peasant-born? May I inspect your horn and wings? The tape appears to be falling off."
>Oh.
>That fucking freak.
>You get mad.
>Mad for fucking real.
"Bitch I'm royalty! Don't you dare call me a fucking peasant!"

>Everyone goes silent. You could hear a pin drop. But you're too pissed to hear your mom and dad.
>Teal magic flares from your horn, shooting out in a wild burst.
>You fucking miss her!
>aaand hit the portal instead.
>and its closing.
>fuck.
>fuuuuuuuuuck.

>Be Anonymous
>And that pale runt of an alicorn tried to kill your daughter.
>And the portal is closing. Fast.
>gotta save your Cadenza and Venus before you deal with the runt.
"Cadenza, grab Venus!"
>you shout.
>As she does so, you grab the love of your life. The only pony who stood up for you.
>The only pony who loved you.
>and your adorable, perfect angel of a daughter.
>and you throw them through the portal.
>and it closes.
>and you are alone.

>>28913465
Good stuff, Anon

>>28913554
I like this Venus, savage AF

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What do dragons like?

>>28913784
Gold, silver, precious gems, rimjobs

>>28913800
Do dragonesses have cloacas?

>>28913800
>rimjobs
giving or receiving?

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>>28913784
Thinking about dragon anatomy, both in MLP and how that artist draws them, I would imagine they'd like massages at the base of their wings because it's hard to reach back there. Probably meat-based foods. And based entirely on that image rubbing their faces on those they are fond of.

>>28913554

A bit too fast-paced, but I like it.

Also
>satyrs

You could have used the 'Alicorn with canine teeth' version of Venus that Shuk created.

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>>28913827

>>28913784
As usual, Oglaf has the answers.

http://oglaf.com/lonelymountain/

>>28913465
This is cute so far, I like it.

I'd also like more.

>>28913539
Venus isn't a satyr though. Shes a pony, with human teeth. I would post a pic but I cant find it.

>Be Fluttershy.
>It’s late and Anon and Angel are sleeping on your couch.
>Twilight is STILL nowhere to be seen…
>You look over at Anon.
>The only thing to tell he’s alive being the soft rise and fall of his chest.
>You look at his lovely face.
>His small cute eyes.
>They make you want to do lewd things.
>Like… c-cuddle him…
>All of the sudden you’re snapped out of your thoughts by a knocking at your door.
>As quickly as possible you rush to Anon and Angel stay asleep.
>Afterwards you go to the door wondering who would be here at this time of night.
>You open the door and are greeted by a purple alicorn.
>”Hi Fluttershy. Have you seen Anon around her-“
>You’re instantly in her face your head filled with rage!
“Have I seen him?! HAVE I SEEN HIM?! I found the poor colt walking around on his own!”
>”I-“
“Do you know what could happen to a colt like him on his own? A mare could have foalnaped him! The terrible things that they would have done? They could have snuggled him Twilight! And that’s not the worst of it!”
>You stop your angry/jealous rant when you see Twilight start to tear up.
>”I-I know… I’m a terrible marefriend! I left my colt in the middle of town alone…” She mutters out.
>You can’t help but feel bad.
>You just made your best friend sad!
>You’ve got to fix this!
“Twilight, listen I’m sorry.”
>”No, you’re right… what kind of terrible mare leaves their colt alone like that?” She says through sobs.
“The same mare who has the most loyal colt in the world.”
>”Huh?”
>You look at Anon sleeping on the couch.
“Even when he was with a mare he barley knew, he was still worried about you. Wondering where you were. Whether you were ok or not.”
>You’re pulled back to Twilight who’s now hugging you.
>”T-Thank you F-Fluttershy!” She cries out.
>After a few seconds she let’s go. Her crying stopped.

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>>28913914
This?

>>28913554
Goood, MOAR!

>>28913926
“Anyway. Anon is sleeping on the couch with Angel. How about you stay here for the night.”
>”Alright, thank you again Fluttershy.” She says walking in.
>You go to close the door when a pink blur rushes through.
>”Yay! Sleep over! “ It shouts.
>Oh Celestia, please no…

Sorry this is short, feedback is appreciated thank you for reading.

>>28913816
giving

>>28913554
Pretty gud. Too short to form a full opinion. >>28913871 pointed out what will be my biggest gripe.

>Satyrs
Ech. Why?

>>28913539
>>28913547
I feel like right here you just skipped right over the initial reactions and introductions from everyone in the room.

>>28913934
Thank you.

>>28913914
>>28913954
Yeah, that's my bad.
Thought Venus was a Satyr for some reason, wrote to that effect. Following draft will change.

>>28913934
HNG! Are you TRYING to give me a heart attack?

>>28913554
I have to agree with a few posters above me, first impression is too fast paced.

>>28913943
Kek, aint no sleepover like a Pinkie sleepover.
>>28913971
its cool, its a small mistake. That story is from a year ago, more or less.

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>>28913971

Well the Satyr thread has their own Anon and Cadence offspring who is also named Venus, so it's an easy mistake to make.

Just remember to use >>28913934
and not pic related next time.

>>28913971
Doesn't matter, satyr is fine.

>>28913926
>>As quickly as possible you rush to Anon and Angel stay asleep.
wat

>>28913547
>"So, is there another 'me' out there? Looks like a hornless minotaur? About yay high?"
>Emperor Anonymous stands up and places his hand at level with the top of his head.
>You look at Shiny, but shakes his head uncertainly.
"Not that we know of, Emperor."
>"Hmm. No reports of a creature stalking the frozen wastelands about...."
>He taps his chin and his eyes dart left and right in concentration.
>"....sixteen years and three.... four.... no, three months ago?"
>You look at Shiny again, but once more he shakes his head.
>You mirror his action to Anonymous, who sighs and sits back down.
>"I might do a sweep of the tundra," he mutters to your other-self, "See if I can't find my own frozen corpse. I should give the poor bastard a proper burial."
>This is a very strange meeting.

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>>28914015
Tfw you didn't spell check...

>>28913554
"S-So, Ano-"
>"Emperor Anonymous."
"R-Right. Emperor Anonymous. What is it going to take to keep you from killing my little.... DARLING filly?"
>"A new portal back home."
>Buck.
"And... failing that?"
>Anonymous doesn't say anything.
>You catch the implication.

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>>28914099
>Anon finds himself
>He's shacked up in the crystal mountains with Sombra

>>28913554
Come back soon, Anon. I don't have any problem with Venus being a satyr in your story. Write whatever you want and please never leave

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>>28912181
>>28911481
>>28913147
Glad you guys liked it. I aim for cute porn.

>>28912262
Pretty much. It's a matter of personal taste I suppose. It won't last the whole green but that's definitely a thing here. I don't want to go full anime protagonist but Anon being unaware has shown to create a lot of situations I enjoyed reading, so I want to use it here.

>>28912255
This sounds like a question. I started this with the idea of writing Anon dominating mares so uh... there will be sex with Anon taking charge and mares learning one or another that they really do like coltdom.

>>28914009
I'd dare say I prefer the satyr version.

>>28914275
woops, second link is to >>28912248

>You are Crimson Heart, and not in a thousand years would you expect what you would be here
>For a royal scientist, the idea of rummaging around in the badlands was unthinkable
>However, with direct orders from celestia, you had no choice
>Even though you were a stallion, you had to trudge through this hellish nightscape
>Along with some guards and a pegasus that was giving you weird looks
>You didn’t ask for this

>>28914275
>I started this with the idea of writing Anon dominating mares so uh... there will be sex with Anon taking charge and mares learning one or another that they really do like coltdom.
This highly pleases me.

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>>28914275
Umbra needs to be sensually and lovingly dominated.

>>28914275
>I started this with the idea of writing Anon dominating mares so uh... there will be sex with Anon taking charge and mares learning one or another that they really do like coltdom.
Ehh. Maledom, femdom, it's all shit-tier fetish to me.

>>28911508
This is really good. Umbra a qt drunk.

>>28914275
>dom
dropped

>>28913465
It's nice, but for the kid names if they are going to be a thing, maybe try something like small nicknames? Try imagining Anon calling out in anger for when Unspecified does something wrong, it feels a bit...off? I mean sure go for that as a full name type deal, but maybe something like Specs, Un, or something, just a thought that I'd put out there. Aside from that it's awesome man I love halfbreeds!

That being said, we all know that pegasi make giant fluffy cuddle piles with their wings and chest tufts. What does a unicorn and Earth Pony herd do for their stallion?

I keep thinking something involving magic for unicorns that hails back to their ancestor roots of being nobles; by way of making magical clones of their herd stallion so each mare is able to have their own monogamous cuddle buddie to have for the night.

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>>28914304
>Eventually, you end up near a collapsed cave
>Fearing that the sandstorm would only get worse, you call for a break
>Rummaging around, you find the entrance to what appears to be a cellar
>Entering, you find what appears to be a large box
>Hoping you would find some treasure that would allow you to return to Canterlot, you open it
>Big mistake, as the second you did, fire erupted and consumed everything
>You were dead, but another being arose from the sacrifice
>A legend, even among gods
>Celestia and Luna felt a shiver, as a deafening roar erupted
LEMME TAKE YOU TO FLAVORTOWN

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>>28914275
>Bringing your fetishes with you and putting them in your green

How do you think Ponies would react to celibacy?

>>28914445
Go ahead.

Also
>All this autism party
Do what you want, bat-Anon.

>>28914476
Or not, I guess. They seemed like reasonable things for your Anon to say.

>>28914275
>>>/batcancer/

>>28913465
If you don't have more by tomorrow I'm going to find where you live and eat you.

>>28914342
>>28914370
>>28914455
>>28914492
OH BOY IS IT TIME FOR SHITPOSTING

>>28914506
revupthosekeyboards.webm

>>28911453
>>28911460
>>28911464
>>28911467
>>28911472
>shitty bat OC the green
There is a thread for this kind of cancer somewhere on this board.

>>28914525
Why are you so autistic fampai? You've done this in like, three different threads now, maybe you should kill yourself.

>>28914525
What the guy above me said, seriously. Fuck off, let people enjoy something even if you don't.

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Ease up, lads. Let the man post.

>it's another you can't like what I don't like thread
Is every general besides us like this? Or a we cancer supreme?

>>28914525
>there is a FLURRY HEART general so ALL FLURRY HEART HAS TO GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>28914525
god i fucking hate you faggots.

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>"Do zebra lives matter? Of course they do! But I still respect the mares wearing blue. When evil's ahoof, they save our lives. Because some of them are wicked, must all of them dive?"

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>>28913554
So we can expect more, or perhaps even a revised version? This whole scenario has me far more interested than I expected.

>>28914647
>City-zebras call Zecora a "race traitor" and assault her in the street
>"Y'ALL WE AIN'T THUGS YO"

>>28914735
Too real for me senpai

>>28913971
No man, do whatever you want. As long as thats the only saytr you'll be fine. I personally like the idea of Saytrs, but hate the cancer that is Saytr thread.

>>28914838
This, famalam. One satyr is fine; that's just a character. More satyrs is a theme and that belongs in /satyr/. Making Venus a satyr is a-okay in your story. Better yet, turn her into a centaur. That's not cancer yet.

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>>28914735
>>28914802
>City-Zebras and country-zebras act the same and everyone is happy because love and tolerance and I'm too much of an emotionally stunted manchild to handle real life adult concepts being in my escapism cartoon show

>>28913971
Keep it a satyr child you fag

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>race mixing
>committing genetic suicide
>ever
Why?

>>28914904
>Zecora tries to court Anon because she likes his ass
>It's just a normal ass

>>28911508
please continue this it is quite good and i really like you're writing style

>>28914990
>anons ass is normal by human standards
>but by pony standards it is the the most round, toned plush and sexy ass they have ever seen

>>28913443
>lumberjill
the mareliest of mills

>>28911508
Moar plz

>>28913465
Is bretty guud

>>28913465
More you magnificent fuck

>>28914990
>>28915110
I'd read about it.

>>28913465
>anon is super marely
>at one point breaks out into this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FshU58nI0Ts

>>28914275
>Oh man, this fic about the shy bat pony is the cutest thing I've seen in months, I can't wait for -

>>I started this with the idea of writing Anon dominating mares so uh... there will be sex with Anon taking charge and mares learning one or another that they really do like coltdom.

>...Fuck!

>>28915290
It's like on the one hand, the story is super cute and I am honestly and truly looking forward to what he's going to write. Like, for real. It's really well written and the characters are nice. On the other hand, nobody wants to read about the shit that gets his dick hard. I don't chat up my friends and talk about how I smack my own ass with a ruler and jack off with peanut butter, alright?

>>28915353
>nobody wants to read about the shit that gets his dick hard
If its written well than I do

>>28915290
Why can't there be both? I mean, the act of dominating her could itself be cute.

I don't understand.

>>28915373
What if I get my rocks off to the sort of shit you find in the slavery threads? Shit is still shit no matter how much well-written glitter you sprinkle on it.

>>28915389
Keep your work at work, Anon. There's nothing to be ashamed of having a full-time job, but when you get home to your family you don't talk about how your boss is riding your ass for those quarterly reports and how awful the software you use is.

>>28915290
>That one time you cheered for the villain
Normally I hate the "fetishes is ruining my thread" guy, but this time...

Bat-writer? Please don't leave. Your work is wonderful and I adore your writing. Keep your shit-tier dom/sub fetishes where they belong and we'll both be happy.

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>>28914525

The fuck is going on.
I normally see people clamoring for some dom Anon, and now that somebody is saying the want to write it, they're getting chewed out.

>>28915456
I think part of the reason he bailed on slave thread is because it's whiteknight central, and he let them know he's kind of a sick fuck.

>>28914904
>>race mixing
>>genetic suicide
That's not how genetics work.

>>28915514
>The fuck is going on.
shitposter shitposting is going on

LaP will chase them out shortly with his sick cuntness

>>28913943
>>28913926
More when?

>>28913914
Venus can be whatever we want her to be.

>>28913554
Amusing.

>>28913443
>>28913465
Will there be more tomorrow?

>>28912021
>>28913287
I'm sorry, writing long things is hard.
I try, but it doesn't seem to happen.
>Uncomfortable twists
That is a feature, not a bug.

>>28911508
Aww, very cute.
More when?

>>28914870
Vaugely this.
If you had a satyrquestria story that was RGRE it would be relevant here too,

>Be Anon in Equestria.
>It is a land of magical satyrs.
>You know this because Twilight Sparkle here just gave you a pamphlet about it.
>She's a purple satyr with both wings and a horn.
>Twilight has been very helpful ever since you found yourself in an abandoned basement lab near her castle, having arrived there by some unknown means.
>You don't really know much about the magic stuff that apparently brought you to that lab from your home, so most of her explanations go over your head.
>You've been trying to learn as much about it as you can, and the purple satyr has leant you some books on the subject.
>They're pretty basic and don't answer most of your questions.
>But Twilight has promised that once she'll give you some one on one lessons later in the week.
>That should help.
>She seems very eager to teach you
>What a nice girl.

>>28915421
what

>>28914275
Write your Anon dominating adorable batmares, I want to see what you can do.

>>28915572
>That is a feature, not a bug.
we know

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>>28915572
>Struggles writing anything long
>Uncomfortable twists are made purposefully
I've figured out your true identity Durnk.

>>28915514
Normally Anon is dom in a "picks up ponies when they don't want to be picked up" sort of way, Anon, which isn't actually dom. It's cuddling cute ponies. The main point of strife and conflict in most RGRE stories is Anon not doing what mares tell him to do and being physically affectionate in public to the point where most writers agree that cuddling is actually considered lewd in Equestria.

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>Discord isn't evil or chaotic
>He just loves giving ponies makeovers
>Sometimes, that involves changing their coat color, or turning their testicles into ravenous cockroaches
>All in the name of fashion

>>28915615
>>Sometimes, that involves changing their coat color, or turning their testicles into ravenous cockroaches
If Discord even so much as looks at my testicles funny I'll give him a makeover with my foot up his ass.

>>28915514
I think we got a shitposter in our midst, anon.

>>28915631
I don't think you know what shitposting is. Shitposting is being as big an asshole as you can and taking vindictive pleasure out of getting people angry. "Not liking something I like" isn't shitposting, son.

>>28915653
Shitposting is shitposting, anon. The guy shitting on everyone liking bat horses is a shitposter and he's doing it because he's fucking autistic.

>>28915653
For example, this is shitposting. I didn't contribute to the argument at all and I gave as little information as I could. I did it in such a way and with a condescending attitude so that it would make you angry. Notice how I called you "son" as though I thought that I was better than you. Get it? This is shitposting.

>>28915659
>"Not liking something I like" isn't shitposting, son.
I don't think they're hating on him because he's a batposter, Anon. Maybe read the thread before you post, sugar.

>>28915675
Maybe you need to pay attention to the previous shitposting that's been going on.

>>28915678
90% of the angry autists are going on about dom/sub shit, Anon. Remove the cocks from your ears and listen to what the posters are saying.

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>"Luna, you have to try at least." Celestia says
"No, dear sister. We are far too preoccupied with other goals than to court some stallion." you huff, turning back to your vidya
>"Come on Luna. Please? It pains me to see you so lonely."
"I feel none the more lonesome than any other day, you are being a normie. Now leave me to my games."
>"Luna, you and I are going to find you a special somepony." Celestia pulls the plug on your Gamesphere
>You contain a REE
>"There's stallions all over Equestria that would love to be with you, Luna."
"They desire my status and nothing else, Celestia. Stallions are all fucking sluts, excuse my vulgarity..."
>"Oh don't think of it like that. What does it matter, anyway?"
"I do not care, the status of dating in today's world is abyssmal. Masculism has poisoned the world beyond repair."
>"Lighten up, sis."
"It is degenerate!"
>"I've got a folder for you, it's got some eligible bachelors you may like. I keep it around in case Twilight ever comes by asking for romantic help."
"I do not need your assistance, nor do I require your dossier."
>Celestia floats the thick manila folder over to you
>"Just look through it, please?"
"Fine! But you are to cease pestering me about this matter at once!"
>You snatch the folder from her and go back to your room angrily

>>28915698
I like this.

>>28915693
And yet, it doesn't change anything. Remove the cock from your anus and quit being a massive faggot.

>>28914275
Fix the Venus problem please.

>>28915698
>The first page is a dickpic that Anon mailed to Celestia

>>28915698
Thank you for the momentary relief from the compressed autism above you.

>>28915698
That ban appeal is giving me a giggle.

>>28915718
What do you mean, it doesn't change anything? Change what?
>"People shitpost about bats"
"They're shitposting about dom"
>"That doesn't change anything"
What does this even mean?

>>28914275
FRIEND
POST MORE
JUST DON'T BE A FAG
USE YOUR JUDGEMENT
fucking whatever I don't care anymore just end all the retards screaming about inconsequential shit.