>Personality fits best with Dash >Hobbies, interests, and

>>28903320
polygamy.

>>28903320
It's obvious, nigger.
Which one do you truly, honestly love?

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>>28903320
You don't choose to fall in love anon.

>>28903339
I am conflicted

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>>28903347
This. Don't force yourself to choose a waifu, OP. When it happens, you'll know.

>>28903320
You chose Glimmer, because she can beat twilight and he has no wings, also her puss is so tight you will cum in a matter of seconds

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>>28903320
Hi there anon.

>>28903320
>decide

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>>28903320

Make Trifusion

>>28903391
Cut applejack, rarity and dash out of this mutant, and I will fuck it

>>28903320
Ask your penis. The penis will tell you the answer.

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>>28903320
>and intellect

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>>28903347
Romanticism is bullshit.

Find a waifu that you would tolerate the most. Because you're going to be with them for the rest of your life.

That also means their pets, and in the case of the Apples, their family.

Don't be surprised that Bloomberg is the "Betsy" of the family.

>>28903357
Then you clearly don't love any of them. Keep searching. Your waifu is out there somewhere, just not here.

>>28903320
Get a girl friend faggot-tron

One's does not simply choose a waifu.
She emerges from your subconscious.
One day you just realise you think about her all the time and then it hits you: I love my waifu.

tl;dr you do not choose, and right now you have none, you just shamefully try to fit in in here.

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I have a problem similar to this, for years Pinkie had been my waifu, but slowly I'm starting to think about Rainbow Dash more and more
I don't know what's happening and I don't know how to handle it
Any advice on how to deal with this?

>>28903320
Date a Changeling

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>like being alone
>have a few friends but dont like going out
>when I do go out I usually just wander around, just go out for a stroll.
>dont like being in crowds but will socialize if I'm in a crowd, party or other social events
>read books and listen to music most of my free time
>like things calm and tranquil
>have a garden and a few chickens and ducks
>people says it's boring but I'm content
>still have no waifu

I like most of the ponies and dont really dislike any of them.
They're all cute

But I really don't see how you guys have waifus to tell the truth.
Especially when others like your waifu and will argue over who likes her best or make fun of said waifu and say theirs is better.

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>>28903320
you dont choose youre waifu, youre waifu chooses you.

>>28903621
>Find a waifu that you would tolerate the most. Because you're going to be with them for the rest of your life.

That isn't how this works you sociopath.

>>28903320
simplest solution

waifu your own OC

>>28904499
>make ponysona
>marry it
now neither of us will be virgins.

>>28904474
Why isn't that how it works?

>>28904334
>They're all cute
>But I really don't see how you guys have waifus to tell the truth.
are you me

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>>28903320
>Personality fits best with Dash
Then your opinion is shit and your post doesn't matter
There, solved it for you

>>28903320
Just autistically ship them

>>28904334
I would say there's three stages of waifuism.

1)
>This one's my favorite/I fap to this one a lot
This means very little. It could be the first step to actually loving a waifu, or it could be just a passing infatuation with a character. People at this stage are the least loyal to their 'waifu'.

2)
>My waifu is objectively best/your-wafu-is-shit-fags
These waifuposters tend to be either shitposters or flavor of the month fags. Genuine waifufags of this type probably genuinely feel love, but it's closer to a crush and tends to either pass or develop into the third stage.

3a)
>Why can't she be real?
These waifufags truly love their waifus, but finally realized what it means to say >she isn't real. This could be considered a substage of ascendant waifuism.
3b)
>This pony is the meaning of my life.
These waifufags can vary greatly, but are bound by their absolute love for their waifu. They have realized that their waifu is a fictional character, but are unperturbed and still love her. They are also aware that their subjective interpretation of her is their waifu, not exactly the one on the show.


4)
tulpafags

>>28904701
stage 4 master race reporting in.

>>28903320
You're a loud, arrogant faggot who doesn't talk to people and whose moral values can be summed up with "muh famalamadingdong!"
Just pick the one that makes your pee-pee big.

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>having only 1 waifu

>>28903320

you don't choose a waifu, a waifu chooses you

if your feelings are conflicted and you cannot decide then it is neither, and your waifu is still out there

>>28904701
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Agape

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>>28904738
>having more than 1
You were that annoying kid who always tried to pick OP powers when pretending with others, weren't you.

>>28904551
Because waifus are for genuine love. You don't clinically assemble a list of potential candidates and choose based on how much their company will please you. You just sort of fall for them.

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>>28904701
I'm at full stage 3 with Pinkie
>mfw it feels good and feels bad

>>28903320
Not OC but:
>print all three of them out on paper
>start masturbating over the pictures
>aim for the pics as you feel the climax happening
>at that moment, you will know

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>>28904765
S-shut up!

>>28903320
Fuck, wait. OP are you me?

>>28904701
tuppers will fuck you up man if youre not careful

>>28904845
Yes. You won't remember this, but you have chronic amnesia. Sometimes I remember. This isn't the first time I've talked with myself on 4chan.

>>28904765
nuh uh, super marysue ray has a weakness. y...you just haven't found it yet b..baka

You don't, shipping is the way to get the best of all.

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>>28903320
The waifu chooses the autist, anon.

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>>28904334

Swap garden for car to take long drives with and I'm reading my own life.

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>>28904591

Reminded me of this for some reason.

>>28904701
I only ever reached stage 1 and 4

>>28903320
>intellect

Don't kid yourself.

Have all three of them create a magical lesbian baby with all of their traits and imprint on it

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>>28903320
Chose the horse that speaks to your heart.

But as a professional waifu councellor, go for Dash. Morals and hobbies arent worth shit if you two wont get along for the long haul.

Source: Twiggles has been my waifu for four years.

>>28903320

Of all the pics in your no-doubt extensive pony folder, you chose to use the one you chose because you, in that instant, let your most compelling affinity guide your hand to her.

Of all the similities you listed, you attributed a majority to her. You share three things with her alone; you share three in total with the other two.

>>28904872
How?

>>28903320
If you can't "decide on a waifu", you've never had one and you don't deserve one either. Fuck off kid, stop trying to fit in and being cool, just fucking own the fact that you aren't as autistic about the show as the most of us here.

>>28903320
>OP right now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7ZasWcbWNA

>>28904707
How does that even work

Like do you have your waifu always in your head, able to talk to you etc.?

>>28905863
TTTTTHHHHHHHHH

>>28904334
I love people who love my waifu's character. It makes me happy to see her getting appreciation. They're not taking her from me or anything, by liking the character, and I don't get why anyone's bothered by it. Yeah, it hurts when people shit-talk her, but that doesn't have to do with it being waifuism.

>>28904701
It's different for everyone. People should do what feels right and natural, and not what they think they should do to prove anything or fit in. But yeah, people who use their favorite character for shitposting and these asinine faction wars likely aren't really in love. Personally, I don't believe that a tulpa is a higher form of waifuism at all. It stops being waifuism when you create a new being based on the character you love and let them shape into something else. I know who I've dedicated my affection to these past few years, and a tulpa would be something different. It wouldn't be her, and wouldn't be any better than looking for a totally different character.