Prom night is coming up snd you don't have a date. Every

>>28897232
Derpi we going to the prom, k?
I pick you at 7

>>28897232
No because she's not my waifu.

>>28897232
no

>>28897232
Of course I would.
And we can laugh on the dance floor as we both realize we can't dance.
But we do it anyway, in our awkward flailing arm tube man dance, Photo Finnish manages to get some shots in that make us look like two embraced lovers.
When i reality, she tripped on her own leg and collided with me.

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>>28897248
>"Sure, whatever, kid"

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>>28897232
>implying she wouldn't ask me out of pity of not having a date.

>>28897232
why are you sitting on that chair when my face is right here?

>>28897232
No
What I'm going to do is find out what motherfucker took my waifu and break his legs

KILL ALL HUMANFAGS

Die humanfag die

>>28897949
Dumb newfag

I want to get Derpy teen-pregnant on prom night.

>>28897949
>Not loving these women whether they are pony or human.

You're sick

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>>28897232
I, uhh... wasn't planning on going to the prom
I'd go if i grew balls enough to ask her out

>going to proms

Get the fuck out of my board, normies

>>28897978
Considering Dinky this would be the second time that's happened to her.

>>28897232
>my waifu is taken
I'd be too depressed to even think about that. I'd probably waste the rest of my high school days moody and distant, then become a worthless NEET who discusses childrens' cartoons all day.

>>28897996
But we've known Dinky is Amethyst Star's sister since season two. And Derpy is the same age as AJ, Pinkie, and so on. That headcanon never added up.

>>28897232
>Give her a muffin.
>She eagerly unwraps the treat from the wrapper and munches.
>She look at the wrapper and blushes a little, looking at you.
>She smiles, bis of crumbs falling from her face as she nods at you.
>You silently thank Pinkie for telling you how to write notes on wax paper.

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>>28897949
DOES THIS TRIGGER YOU

>>28897996
ive always hated this headcanon

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>>28897996

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>>28897806
>kid

>>28898468
She knows you are just a peasant beneath her. You must prove to her that you are worthy of this date

>>28898570

No one wants to be picked last. Not going is better.

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>>28900549
It's not that no one wants to, it's that no one feels worthy enough

>>28898454
As cute As the art is, ice always hated this headcanon

>>28900651
Well ice needs to get over it

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"Hey a Derpy, I was wondering if you'd like to go out somet-who's that?"
>"This is my daughter, say hello Dinky"
>"Hi mister!"
What do?

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>>28901304

Drop it like hot garbage

Single mothers are pure fucking poison

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Yes.

>>28901630
Don't be a faggot

>>28897232
>Prom night is coming up snd you don't have a date.
>implying that's an issue

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>>28901652
UNF

>>28901304
>Hi Dinky! How would you like to have a little brother or sister?

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You must be able to lift at least 200 lbs over your head to date Derpy without serious risk of accidental death.

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>>28897232
I am so going to drop a bucket of pig's blood on her head

>>28902080
I hope she vaporizes you

>>28902005
>she will never sit on your face

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>>28902709
>she will never erase you from existence with the impossibly destructive power of her ass

>going out with literal retards

>>28903267
Rainbow Dash is a very popular waifu so I don't see the problem.

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>>28903093

>Send Derpy a letter asking her to go to the dance.
>Watch her pick up the letter in her locker.
>She pauses for a minute and looks at it.
>Looks around, and places the letter in your locker.

>>28897998
I would be too, if I actually planned on going to prom. Fuck that noise.

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>>28904253

>>28904253
So is it a rejection or acceptance?

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>>28904963
It's a delivery

>>28897806
On the outside Derpylooks like thegirl-next-door type of innocent girl that every guy would like to protect, but in actuality she's a snobby upper middle class girl who thinks highly of herself and is able to verbally destroy any guy/girl who tries to make fun of her because of her eyes.
She doesn't have friends, only people who don't get on her nerves that she can "hang" with but she won't active stand up for them or be there for them when they need her.

>>28905216
Anon is everything ok?

>>28905216
You feeling well?

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>>28905216
did something happen to you anon ?
you can tell us

>>28905216
Share your feelings anon, we'll help you.

>>28897232
>Deepy
Who the fuck is that?

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>>28897232
Derpy in EQG universe seem like an easy girl. I doubt it would be hard to date her unless she already have a thing for another boy.

>>28897232
I went stag to prom and I'd go stag again. I fucking hated the girls in my school. Bunch of bleeding heart leftists and whores.

>>28897232
What happens if she says no?

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>>28901652
This picture makes me sad because it makes me realize I'd be a scumbag in this situation and instead of telling her right away I'd try to savor it.

>>28905216
Shut up, nerd.

>>28906531
It just means you aren't a faggot, anon.

>>28906559
Yeah but I'm also a hypocrite who'd chastise someone else doing it for being a pervert in an attempt to make myself feel better. Granted this is also totally normal behavior, but it disgusts me and i hate myself.

>>28906575
I don't think your waifu would be mad if you stared at her ass

>>28906575

I think you might be wound a bit too tight Anon

>>28906575
Don't be such a beta anon.

>>28906575
Nu-male identified

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>>28906761
I didn't say I wouldn't stare, I just would also loathe myself for doing it.

>>28897232
>for fear of ultimate rejection by her
She's just that ugly, nobody wants to do anything with her.

>>28906820
But why

>>28906839
but we don't even know the name of that ugly monstrosity with the purple hair

>>28906850
What purple hair? Derpyshit is blond.

>>28906842
Feels wrong. Like what would she think? Sure we might try to tell ourselves she'd enjoy it, but I believe that to be a defense mechanism to help us cope with a guilty conscious. If you're married already, then it's not a big deal, but for someone you've only just started dating, it could be seen as creepy.

I mean, lets be honest, she's not Rarity.

>>28906885
Or maybe she's really happy someone likes her enough to stare at her butt all day.

>>28901575

>>28906904
I want to believe

>>28906885
Dude if you are at the point where you are in here room when she is getting dressed it would hardly be creepy. Me personally, while I would no doubt enjoy the view I would probably crack up laughing the moment I saw it.

Also how would that even happen? She would have had to put her panties on after putting on the dress, which means she probably though about going commando.

>>28907005
Or she forgot to put them on in the first place, or didn't like the feel of the first pair and swapped them

>>28907017
>Or she forgot to put them on in the first place,
While i'm sure it happens I find it hard to believe a woman would forget to put on panties when wearing a dress of all things.

>>28907067
You'd think, but apparently it can happen. I've almost forgot to put on pants before.

>>28907272
I'd still argue that is different than not wearing panties in a dress/skirt. Presumably you were still in underwear, I would imagine a girl would notice quite quickly when a breeze goes across her vulva.

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Some prom green about BlueCunt

>>28908027

>>28907005
>>28907017
>>28907067
>>28907357

Ok, mensa candidates, ever see a girl tuck the back of her skirt after she takes a piss?

You're welcome.

>>28897232
>going to prom
Who do you think I am, a normie?

>>28897232
I'll ask her to the dance and bring her a fine corsage.

>>28909937
Yes

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>>28912009

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