625 & 626 - To Where and Back Again Pts. 1 & 2
Written by Josh Haber & Michael Vogel
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4yo4i8
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4yo5gy
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4yo7al
Friendship is Magic #48 is still storytimed here:
>>28840839
Sugarcube Corner's had a lot happen inside and out over the years, and it's more than just business that keeps the proprietors busy of late. Still, it manages to remain a popular spot with reliable goods, so the Cakes must know what they're doing. Mostly. In light of that, Pinkie Pie must be a favorable part of the arrangement; she's still their only long-term help, right?How did they meet?
>>28882727
Previous thread.
Season 6 & 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
>>28889278
>seeing your art in the op
feelsgoodman
>>28889288
>>28889007
been there, don't that
pony is shipping things again
>>28889338
it's unnatural
>>28889288
Got a blog?
>apple
>>28889403
apul
Did you know that pony loves you?
>>28889284
>>28889415
But she won't go out with me...
>>28889439
-As a brother.
>>28889439
>>28889441
She dated her brother at least once.
When they gave pony the job, they gave her a gun.
>>28889497
What kind of gun, anon?
Welp, we lost another artist, at least he move to another franchise that I love.
>>28889507
Anon, Shout can have a life outside of us.
>>28889507
>pokeshit
>>28889511
No, ones they leaf, their gone fur good. Just like how Tex left Apple for Rainbow.
>>28889507
Is there more? Like sex?
>>28889507
>if you draw something not horse you're not allowed to horse anymore
Welp, I don't make the rules.
>>28889534
here
http://concretestaircase.tumblr.com/
the friday now will be about pokemon, 3 to 4 pages per friday
>>28889511
MLPG is like a jealous girlfriend. You should know this by now.
>>28889541
MLPG rules:
>love fillies
>love colts
>you would love mare and stallions too but they aren't obligatory like the fillies and colts
That's all
>>28889403
Lanky apple is cute.
>>28889504
A pony gun.
>>28889543
I guess that makes me the tiny little voice in the back of the head that says "it's okay for them to move on."
>>28889552
>>28889288
Just so you know, that's hella cute
>>28889564
too late
>Ejecute shitpost.exe
>tfw no cute ponies to get me through the day
>>28889543
We are not!
I AM BURNING ALL OF HIS CLOTHING!
>>28889542
That is tits, thanks.
>>28889542
>already 2 friday without shout
at least we have the flutterfriday anti-adventure
Hey dorks how's it going?
>"Twilight! T-twilight, you're my lawyer so I think you should know, I've killed alot of ponies."
>>28889596
those arenice
>>28889599
Pretty good I guess
Ponies are cute n shit.
>>28889599
Painful.
>>28889606
>from the top tier comics to the satyr autistic artist flavor of the month
Yeah, this fandom is fucking dying more than ever this year. If the official movie of the next year don't attract a new wave of artist and fans the fandom will be doomed and dye in the next year
>>28889507
I CANT BELIEVE IT
I CANT BELIEVE SHOUT IS FUCKING DED
>>28889507
>>28889541
shout did some pokestuff before he did some horse comics like even recently
come on man
>>28889507
>pokeshit instead of friday night pone
bummer
>>28889650
gettin into stuck mode that's what
>>28889629
whatever you say bud
>>28889629
>fandom is dying comment #2548945487
>>28889611
big ears = big cute
>>28889560
>pony gun
>doesn't shoot ponies
I want my money back
Call off the fillies, I'll talk!
>shout is beb and hat us
>>28889760
everyone hat us, even the fillies, with big and silly hats
>>28889766
Please do not call the ponies' hats silly, they are very sensitive about their hats.
>>28889674
He's not wrong
>>28889507
>people are actually bitching about shout drawing this
lmao
I'm feeling much more confident knowing I will never be that pathetic
>>28889793
Please do not stand behind blue pony, she kicks when she's excited.
>>28889793
What a fierce pony!
>>28889777
Sure
>>28889777
The fandom isn't dying, only /mlp/ does it
>>28889793
bust
those
puppies
>>28889777
nice meme bro
Filly is screaming "poo in loo" outside that curry restaurant.
>>28889832
Tell filly to stop memeing
>>28889841
fillies are 70% memes and %30 filly things
>>28889841
She "ree's" loudly anytime you try to talk over her chanting.
You decide to just place a small box over her to muffle the noise. It seems to work pretty well. She assumes it's night and falls asleep.
Tell me more about your favorite pony.
>>28889856
I love her.
>>28889856
She's pretty
>>28889507
I reeeeeeaaaaaaaally wanna fuck that Nidoqueen
>>28889857
how late was she up
>>28889873
I would worship her big white butt.
>>28889857
Please do not roofie the ponies - without prior preparation. Their dosage is different than humans.
>>28889856
I wouldtenderly loveher.
>>28889885
Eh, she'll be fine.
Would Ember like Oubliettes and Ogres?
>>28889915
Do you just want them all to play one big game of it?
>>28889925
Maybe.
>>28889932
that could be an interesting time
Filly says that cannibalism is a better alternative than death
Filly asks if you even lift.
Help.
What sports do you like?
>>28889959
Lift the filly.
>>28889959
I lifted packages and then I put them down.
>>28889403
Applejack? More like Applecack.
>>28889885
Why would you even roofie Lyra? She'd be willing to throw herself onto your bed and spread her legs at the snap of your fingers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ko-mjerzNlY
>>28889995
To use as a test dummy to get the dosage right?
Reminder that the fillies need a healthy dose of drama to keep it alive.
>>28890002
But there's no need, she'll give you everything you want.
EVERYTHING.
>>28890028
>no peeking
I bet theres nothing there.unf
>>28889997
I accept Dash's challenge of a race.
We'll meet at the edge of Ponyville at Midnight.
>>28890028
>Mint flavored whipped cream
Pinkie has been in character creation for the last 3 hours.
>>28890096
BIGGER
>>28890096
Better be an ass slider
>>28890096
TIDDIES
>>28890096
Pank's love of mammaries is for Sunset's alone
Filly reminds you that your waifu isn't real.
>>28890096
>not getting the wide slider mod
>>28890096
>mosquito bites
perfection
Applejack has been replaced by Starlight.
How do you react?
>>28890173
Who?
>>28890096
...Okay now I'm curious, what game has that kind of character creation process?
>>28890179
Honey select, apparently.
>>28889856
it would be so nice just to spend a quiet evening with her, maybe massaging her wings, kissing her, making slow, gentle love to her
>>28889403
Moar Appul!
>>28890222
why is that apple sleeping during working hours
>>28889856
she's kind, caring, and can give winghugs.
>>28890195
you wouldn't kiss a celestia
would you
>>28890239
And amazing head.
Yes I will have a small filly with a side of fries.
Filly found a game called "Teaching Filly" in weird human language scribbles on your computer. What's it about?
Do any of you have a social life?
>>28890275
Fucking youre mom on daily basis.
>>28890275
No.
>>28890275
And a job. Still plenty of time to filly post.
Would you raise this filly?
What if you booped a filly on the ponut?
>>28890295
You would have an angry filly and a smelly finger.
>>28890248
I think the better question to ask is if Celestia would want to kiss you.
Filly wants you to sign a form that lets her participate in Sex Education Week.
>>28890317
They do participation now? It was just a movie back in my day.
>>28890317
Do they need volunteers?
Filly wants to be in the room where it happens.
>>28890326
Filly doesn't want you to embarrass her in front of the whole class.
>>28890226
Appul is clearly sleeping at night. Appul values the health benefits of a good night's rest.
World class cider.
>>28890340
I want to touch her salty dog
>>28889507
>It's a nido- line comic
And people wonder why I am the way I am.
Why didn't the Care Bears show take off like MLP?
>>28890341
dash you have a problem
>>28890357
And just WHERE have you been?
>>28890359
yeah
she's too damn cute
>>28890357
Reminder that you'd be just as much of a social outcast in Equestria as you would be on Earth.
>>28890372
Sweetie!
>>28890366
getting ready for BEB
also blockhorses
>>28890394
blockhorses?
>>28890376
there must be a weirdo mare or stallion who actually wants to touch my cock, right?
>>28890398
ponecraft
ponedrawers
draw something
https://quickdraw.withgoogle.com/
>>28890432
it got 3/6 for me
you are cuddling your stallion bro when he gets hard
what do
>>28890573
realize he doesnt exist and wake up from this nightmare
Filly found a bunch of pictures of human fillies and made a bunch of friends with some called phbeeie. They said they're coming over right now to hang!
>>28890573
Give him a brojob. No homo
>>28890573
hide his erection inside my butt and go back to cuddling
The best time to hug the stallion is ten years ago. The second best time to hug the stallion is right now.
>>28890618
But then stallion would have been a colt.
>>28890625
yes, and?
>stallion has an erection while the featureless crotch enchantment is on
>you go to tickle his belly
>your hand bumps into something
>>28890625
Colts are for hugging a lot.
>>28890633
Don't ree at her.
>>28890646
I wouldnt ree at her. Shes disabled.
>no mark at that age
>>28890636
Looks like we're going to have to switch it off and take care of that real quick
>>28890656
>no doing it with it still on
>>28890287
Please don't filly the mares
>>28890649
Does that make her a filly?
>>28889507
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIjBq_S1ZhQ
>>28890661
put the filly
into the mare
Fillify the mares.
Get stallioned on
>>28890688
Mare's asshole will have to stretch extra wide for that one
>>28890287
Sure I'd raise her.
Up into a ceiling fan.
>>28890704
And extra deep, too.
horns on humans sure look weird
>>28890816
holy unf
Communism is magic
boy howdy i sure am B O R E D
I want to buy the pony a big old sweater then tie the legs together.
>>28890933
My boy, this peace is what all true heroes strive for.
>>28890948
THERE'S TOO MUCH PEACE
pony wears the scarf
poplio
>>28890962
I wonder what's for dinner.
>>28891010
I feel like that's more of a bandanna
>>28891028
you are correct
You're now reading this in her voice.
>>28891062this one too!
>>28890662
She spends all of her time in her parents basement.
>>28891062
>>28891069
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
Filly googled herself.
People are really into fillies aren't they?
>>28891179
Don't turn safe search off, filly.
Oh, and don't look at the camera in your room.
Doing it with the filly all night long.
>>28891256
stop lookin at me with those big ol peepers
>>28891276
*Audible blinking*
Filly asks what a onahole is and why you labeled her sleeping drawer "onahole storage."
figured I should put this here as well
>>28891397
I want to slap her belly.
pank is here
>>28891397
I like burp dragon
She's going to sue the makers of Filly Treat brand Filly Treat's for marketing an unsafe, addictive product.Boop Co. is next
>>28891504
>Unsafe
Just because you choked downing 30 of them doesn't mean it's the companies fault. Also it's really hard to give the Heimlich maneuver to something a fillies size.
>>28891504
>Is your name Sue?
Holy shit, how the fuck is Monster Energy an actual drink? I bought this shit because I needed to stay up to do some shit, but it tastes like fucking cough syrup. Now I'm sipping it every so often because I need to stay up, and it actually feels like I'm taking medicine. I know this isn't pony, but I don't know who else to complain about this to. Please subscribe to my fucking blog.
>>28891504
>>28891531
Nigga just drink coffee
>>28891538
I was trying something different. What a horrible mistake.
>>28891531
I think you're supposed to take it with jaeger, my man
>>28891561
I want to pet this pony
and be pet by this pony
>>28891537
>I told you, I don't speak spanish
>it says right there on my business card, 'se habla espanol'
>>28891531
Energy drinks are overmarketed as fuck - the only proven key ingredients you need are carbs and caffeine, maybe electrolytes. I stick to stuff like Gatorade if I have to indulge.
>>28891566
He's just going to try to get you to suck his dick
>>28891577
>Filename
A monster dong?
>>28891569
Se habla espanol roughly translates to "Spanish is spoken here". Don't try to weasel your way out of this one, filly.
I'm going to make this pony emote.
>>28891652
Don't you do it you motherfucker.
>>28891627
okay
>>28891651
Fuck it, throw the filly over the wall.
>>28891652
I want to pit that pony against stronk filly in a cage match.
>>28891670
But what if theyhugged?
>>28891652
It's super easy once you know the trick
>>28891712
>Bah gawd they're breaking each other in half! Stop the match!
Filly prefers her grapes peeled and organized by alphabetical order. If she finds ONE out of place she'll scream rape.
>>28891734
tie filly to the radiator and grape her in the mouth
>>28891734
unf
i want DT to boss me around like that
>>28889284
>>28889435
I done warned you, boy.
Dearie
>>28891788Dahling
>>28891794ちゃん
>>28891788
Onichan~
>>28891821
fuck all the moms
>>28891847
You got it, boss.
remember to massage your stallion's prostate often
>>28891847
can I get fucked by the fathers?
>>28891847
Soon.
>>28891865
>you will never have rarity's dad fuck you hard right up the butt while the two of you watch hoofball, then act like it never happened
Smug
Dickable
Mares
>>28891940
smug dickmares?
>>28891940
VERY dickable.
>>28891920
What are they doing?
Remember your strength isn't in speed, it's in stamina. The pegasi may be able to outrun you, but they need rest, sleep, they can be caught. And when you happen upon their exhausted form they will be yours.
>>28891960
That's pretty hot.
I bet they get off to it.
>>28891960
or you can just leave your window open and wake up in a nice pegapile
>>28891971
I mean sure, if you're a LOSER.
>>28891972
win
lose
I'm the guy with the ponies
>>28891971
That sounds really nice.
>you will never be that cozy
>>28891971
>>28891976
>mfw an all pegasus cuddlepile on anon STILL hasn't been drawn
>STILL
>>28891981
Gonna boop that mare.
>>28891983
Someone beat you to the punch.
>>28891992
Gonna boop both of them
pegasus faggots are so autistic
>>28892001
thanks you too
DAAPI
>>28889278
>How did they meet?
Through invasion of personal space
>>28889507
is that the ambitious project he was talking about?
>>28892014
I'm still fond of the headcanon where the Cakes used to be swingers and Pinkie is the one girl they picked up and ended up keeping. It's stupid but I find it rather sweet.
>not keeping your waifus in the freezer
>>28892035
Wow that freezer is really in need of a filter/seal change.
>>28892056
just needs a good defrost
>>28892056
>tfw the "freezer" compartment of your fridge is just some metal tube without any cover and you need to thaw the whole thing every 2-3 months
>>28891941
fluttershy was awful smug last season now that you mention it
>>28892081
It comes with being best pony.
>>28892081
It was almost criminal.
>>28892088
Which is exactly why she will spend season 7 in jail
>>28892088
Fucking Fluttershy stop looking at the camera you fucking HACK!
>>28892092
They'll have to catch her first.
>>28892100
Shouldn't be a problem for Twilight
>>28892116
Twilight has used her time stop spell to sexually assault you no less than 3 times now.
>>28892123
why go through the effort of using a time stop spell for that?
>>28892127
Because it's not a time stop spell. She just likes to hold them down.
>>28892123
Thanks Twilight
unf
>>28892135
But he said she specifically used it on me.
>colt
>>28892145
>just you
What an inefficient use of magic.
>>28892150
>all of MLPG is under constant surveillance by Twilight
>only those who are free of sin are allowed to go to Equestria
Blue ponies
Is it time?
>>28892161
>>28892168
How do you thinks he froze mid air like that without flapping her wings?
I'm going to marry Trixie
>>28892170
the magic of friendship
>>28892171
Sorry man, she's marrying Glimmer right now.
>>28892176
How many friends did she sacrificed to even learn that magic?
>>28892180
zero, BEA.
>DWK is dead and hats us.
>>28892193
[rattles internally]
>>28892170
One word. Velcro.
>>28892193
But I wanted to keep making fun of him for using vlc
>>28892303
When will she become the apprentice of Necropone and keep MLPG active forever?
>>28892308
>A mere necropone.
>When the grand lich is keeping everything in check.
>>28892308
lol judging from this evening mlpg is already ded forever
>>28892321
#Notmydemilich
>>28892330
#PhylacteryLivesMatter
So... when is the show going to stop getting any new people interested altogether?
Will she have a role in the movie or has Philomena been forgotten already?
What about the other pets?
Are they staying in Ponyville with a villain reigning after what'd almost happened to the poor owl with Tirek?
>>28889629
>Satyr
>Dye
10 hours later and I'm still confused.
Why do the broken english anons always make the worst posts. You'd think third worlders would appreciate entertainment more.
>Tomorrow is the premiere.
... Where did Octavia get her weird accent?
Is there some pony Britannia we haven't seen yet?
>>28892345
You seem to think there are multiple broken english shitposters
>>28892347
Probably somewhere close to Trottingham.
>>28892355
It's weird knowing they've close so many times but haven't visited it yet.
Curry
They should make an episode about Bon Bo... I mean Sweetie Drops' spy adventures.
Spy montages with ponies are always fun.
>>28892373
>tfw have gotten pretty good at curry.
>Added it to another notch under my belt of things a white guy can cook.
>>28892335
any time I see the word phylactery I think of dragon age origins and I wish I could get more than 2 hours into it before losing interest
>>28892458
Shit, I need to make Cha lua again at some point.
pony gots the booty
>>28892499
Name a pony that doesn't.
>>28892503
Luna.
Luna and Celestia want to make you poor and pathetic, we have
all their white papers.
THEY HATE YOU!
THEY HATE PROSPERITY!
THEY HATE GOD!
THEY HATE CHILDREN!
AND GOD DAMN THEM TO HELL!
And we're going to find the lever to beat these people, and
they're going to be beaten.
Look at her shark face, the look in her with that demon face
- THAT'S A FRIKKEN DEMON! WE'RE GONNA HAVE PRESIDENT LINDA
BLAIR, PEOPLE, AND I'M NOT GONNA GO ALONG WITH IT!!
YOU WANT TO OVER RUN US AND POISON US AND TAKE OUR FAMILIES
AND KILL US!?!?
YOU
WILL
DIE
NOT US, YOU ANTI-HUMAN CRAP!
You already killed everybody I know! You already killed most
of my family!
BASTARDS!
I HATE YOU!!!
We have scored a direct STAB in those sons of bitches'
hearts!
we gotta keep runnin' the knife in them, folks, gotta keep
runnin' it in there!
Raarrrgghh! You want a fight!? You're gettin' it!
...The age of men will return...
...and they're not gonna get their computer-grid, self-
driving car, nanotech, panoptigon in place fast enough.
>>28892509
what the fuck
Adorable poofs
>>28892519
>>28892525
Mine are cuter, plus there's 2 instead of 1.
>>28892519
What is wrong with those ponies?
>>28892535
They are ugly ponies.
>Today is National Take a Hike Day
>>28892541
Rude.
>>28892545
What's a fatty like Fluttershy doing out hiking?
>>28892560
She seems to be under the impression that the guys don't like fat pony butts.
>Got ordered to make cookies with father today.
>Not sure if this is going to end in a brawl.
>>28892563
Why would she think that?
>>28892094
Fluttershy is a very bad actor
cervical booping
>>28892565
That must be some very intense cookie-making to result in brawls.
>>28892545
Where is there to hike?
>>28892509
It's not a pony shitpost if you only change two names at the beginning and leave the rest as is.
1/10 apply more effort next time
>>28892757
over there
Filly says you're her new dad now.
She also wonders what kind of gift you're planning to give to your new daughter for Christmas.
>>28892806
What about her old dad?
pony accidentally summoned an elemental from the demiplane of smug
>>28892806
Tell filly to stop breaking into my house.
>>28892899
Gonna smooch that horse.
>>28892928
I'd smooch her, too.
Morning horsepeople
how's horseblocks today
>>28892960
fun, maybe?
>>28889542
>the friday now will be about pokemon, 3 to 4 pages per friday
It's the end of an era.
>>28892969
sweetie this doesn't seem all that productive
>>28892976
Yeah is kinda sad.
>>28893036
I mean the most important thing is that he's doing something he likes
I'm just sad because 0pone and because I don't care about the fandom at all
It's kind of like when weaver moved from pone to FNaF.
>>28893043
>It's kind of like when weaver moved from pone to FNaF.
I miss pone and monstro village
I haven't even seen zootopia
but as long as he's doing what he loves...
>>28893032
what's she thinking about?
>>28893056
>monstro village
Why did you have to remind me
I'm gonna do other stuff to get it out of my head
>>28893059
I'm sorry
I was going through my tablet this morning and found a bunch of pictures I had saved from when I didn't have a computer and it reminded me
>>28892337
I doubt it will manage to attract a significant amount of new people. There is nothing big they could really do to be more well known than they already are. FiM reached saturation pretty quickly.
>>28893092
I blame the /co/ mod that started all the February bans shit.
That's when the fandom exploded instead of naturally growing.
It might not be true but I don't care
>>28893099
For /mlp/ getting slower in general I blame GR15.
Most of the time you visit one or two boards and get lured into others by crossposters. The only reason I found MLPG was because people kept spamming pones all over the place.
>>28893106
>>28893099
>That's when the fandom exploded instead of naturally growing.
Anon for the love of god.
The fact that pony did not grow even bigger than it has right now is a good thing.
Jesus christ we've got a both Celestia and Luna on board on the ISS.
What more do you want?
IT'S A KID'S SHOW
IT WAS NEVER MEANT TO BE BIG
IT'S ON MANKIND'S GREATEST ACHIEVEMENT RIGHT NOW
>>28893116
>What more do you want?
A portal to Equestria.
>>28893116
Anon, I was saying that instead of reaching the size it had after bans naturally over the course of several months or season it all happened in a week because everyone was screaming about how 4chan banned ponies and shit.
Also fuck the ISS, I wanted to be on mars by now, not a loser constantly falling at 400km above Earth.
And who cares, it's not a portal to Equestria, which will be the only thing I'll consider Mankind's Greatest Achievement
>>28893127
>Also fuck the ISS, I wanted to be on mars by now
I don't think you understand what a year of flying through space will do to your bones, brain and eyes.
>>28893133
it can't be worse than what I am doing all day long to my brain voluntarily
>>28893133
I understand. I know all about the bone, muscles and all that shit. I blame the fact that we don']t have sci-fi technology yet.
Where's my canon shooting us to Mars? Verne talked about it 150 years ago. Jeez
>shout is now dead and hatsus
I will never reply to a FRIDAY NIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS post ever again
Consider me in mourning
>>28892976
>>28893036
>>28893043
You do know he still does pone, right
>>28893140
>shout announces his most ambitious project in MLPG
>no further info past that so I think it is pone and get hyped
>it is not
>>28893115
wat
>>28893137
Well kinda
After one year in space there's a high chance you'll go blind, become slightly retarded and literally break your legs when you hop down the ladder on the martian soil.
I love musk, but mars is a fucking meme until we learn how to create some phisics-defying portable gravity wells.
>>28893144
Chrysalis text was an ask some guy sent to the blog. It is probably funnier when you know that detail
>>28893146
>After one year in space there's a high chance you'll go blind, become slightly retarded
>MLPG: The Space Journey
>>28893146
>I love musk
did I miss something
>>28893141
that picture is like 3 weeks old.
>>28893157
I think he means Elon Musk.
But it took me a moment, too.
>>28893157
musk is a high tier fetish
>>28893160
It's exactly six days old
>>28893160
It's from last Friday
>>28893157
Elon
the dude behind spacex?
dude promised a manned flight to mars by 2024, a full ten/twenty years before nasa.
>>28893167
>>28893168
NO DELETE THIS
>>28893168
>>28893167
HE'S DEAD I TELL YOU
YOU'RE JUST IN DENIAL
>>28893172
will he shoot himself into space to keep that promise?
>>28893175
>>28893177
>>28893175
>>28893177
I SWEAR TO CHRIST MLPG IS LIKE A YANDERE GIRLFRIEND
SOMEONE DRAW BATSHIT MARKER PONE STALKING A DRAWFAG
>>28893178
He's been known for making dates that he thinks are possible, but only because he thinks every single person in the project will be working as hard as him. Which is to say something like 120 hours a week.
I'd say 2028 is a good date.
>>28893187
>SOMEONE DRAW BATSHIT MARKER PONE STALKING A DRAWFAG
Where is Nobby when you need him?
>>28893188
>17 hours per day
I would end up fucking killing myself after 1 week
HERE COMES THE BOOP
HERE COMES THE BOOP
pegasus mare is mai waifu
>>28893215
>>28893187
THEY ARE THE ONLY PERSONS THAT ACKNOWLEDGE ME
Yandere fillies.
>>28891531
Tastes fine to me, but that's probably cause I already drink soda regularly.
>>28893210
>17 hours a day.
>less than 5 hours of sleep
And that, my friend, is how major spaceflight disasters are born.
>>28891531
>drink one cup of coffee
>no effect
>drink a second
>no effect, still falling asleep every now and then in the lecture
>drink a third
>hands are shaking
>>28893266
>still falling asleep every now and then in the lecture
Just get more sleep, man.
>>28893266
>Down some coffee
>No effect.
>Down a monster
>Eyes decide they don't need to close for a couple hours
>>28893290
It's the other way around for me
>drink a liter of some shitty energy drink
>nothing happens, except that I have to piss every other nanosecond
>drink two cups of coffee
>vibrate into the 16th spatial dimension
>>28893286
Not that guy, but
>Shitpost on mongolian woodworking image bbs
>No issue at all, even if I'm sleep deprived
>Get good night's sleep, attend lecture
>Begin yawning every fucking 3 minutes
I hate my brain.
>>28893304
>Begin yawning every fucking 3 minutes
Yawning is not caused by being tired. It's not a lack of energy, rather a poorly ventilated lecture hall (I know because we have the same problem). Unless lowering the temperature in there is somehow an option, your best bet is to not rest your head and/or find something to do alongside the lecture itself... you're not gonna fall asleep writing notes.
The coffee/energy drinks have no effect because it's not really caused by a lack of energy.
I've never liked coffee.
I actually don't drink coffee anymore because it makes me burp like a motherfucker and shit like a madman
it stirs up stuff in my colon and stomach. When I drink one cup I don't feel anything and when I drink more I crash.
I drink mate in the morning nowadays. It's got about 75% the caffeine content of coffee, but it doesn't make my tummy feel weird.I think it's because when I was depressed I drank a shitton of coffee just to get enough energy to get out of bed and do stuff and feel alive.
>>28893331
Well aren't you just the cutest little special snowflake.
>>28893341
I guess.
Thanks.
>>28893340
Same with tea for me. I fucking love tea, but when drinking too much of it it wrecks my digestive system hard.
>>28893399
See you in 3 days.
That guys a good artist, but I don't really like his ponut proportions. They're a bit too big.
>>28893423
>See you in 3 days.
You can't report a deleted post.
>>28893423
I see I wasn't the only one who thought 'Why hyper?'
>>28893428
>that
>hyper
you have never *seen* hyper if you think that's hyper.
>>28893354
luna
luna did you do something with the ponies
>>28893437
It was bigger than the average ponut even for a princess.
*There*, fuck.
>>28893445
>It was bigger than the average ponut
have you ever *seen* a horse's ponut and maregina before
>>28893449
You know the horse in question is make believe, right.
>>28893457
yes, and?
She's as big as a regular horse, if not even bigger.
Those glowy horsebits are of the appropriate size.
>>28893304
it's because in a lecture you do nothing (unless you are taking notes)
so it is much easier to fall asleep
>falling asleep at lectures
Unless you have those from like 6 to 8 or 9, that's disgusting.
>>28893499
can i kiss a gabi
>>28893526
You have to get in line.
>>28893464
No it's not. Ponuts are about the width of a cardboard tube. Horse butts are much, much wider than that.
The ponut in that picture was half the width of her ass. It's hyper, but on the lower side of the spectrum.
>>28893486
when I had lectures I rotated note taking days with a friend, so one of us could sleep through it
>>28893499
>less HP and MP than Scoots
Jesus christ, Gabby has shitty build.
>>28893547
>a friend
>>28893562
Yeah but she has way higher speed, and her feathers are hard as steel so scoot can deal not more than 1 damage every strike.
>>28893576
>>28893562
Well, she is a mob.
>>28893584
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/72699/octavias-chair
>>28893570
she was a fuckin bro
I kinda wish we still hung out
>>28893584
YON POSTERIOR
>>28893340
>mate in the morning
unf
>>28893594
why are the pegasi such horn dogs
>>28893598
it's hardwired in them to breed as much as possible
>>28893608
has it hit Scootaloo yet?
>wanting to breed fragile hollow boned pegasii instead of sturdy, fertile earth poni
Please form an orderly line, have your ID and filly voucher ready.
>>28893598
>>28893608
Excellent.
>>28893629
>the warrior race
>fragile
>>28893608
so they just shit out a bazillion kids in the hope that one survives?
>>28893641
Pegasus are the niggers of Equestria?
I believe it.
>>28893638
>>28893641
Like Spartans, it was necessary to preserve a steady supply of warriors, but lacking the natural hardiness of Earth ponies, hyperfertility was not a desirable trait.
>>28893671
WE WUZ PRINCESSEZ
>fall out of habit watching mlp after season 2
>catch a bit of a season 6 episode (The Hearthswarming one)
>decide to go back and shotgun the entire series
>mfw I realize mlp is basically Steven Universe only with actual conflict and satisfying resolutions, better songs, and better waifus
fuck
FUCKI'M BACK IN
>>28893725
>LaDashie & JaSoarin have 900 foals
>JaSoarin calls Maury axkin him for a DMA test cuz 'Bruh, like two hunnet of dem lil nigz got stripes doe'
>>28893727
welcome back, anonymous
>>28893727
Also there's cute ponies instead of ugly human things.
>>28893727
part of the ship
part of the crew
>>28893727
I'd say SU has more of an actual plot tho
>>28893732
>900
christ, they could fill a whole town
it's like raaaaaiiiinnnn on your wedding day
it's the good filly that you just didn't take
>>28893744
This
Things really is the appropriate term when describing the stylistic choice of SU
>>28893727
I really, really tried to like SU.
I couldn't get past how fucking ugly everyone was though holy shit.
>>28893839
you're a fucking white male
>>28893727
>Steven Universe with better waifus
Eeeh.
>>28893839
i just can't care about any of the story beats even 100 episodes in
>>28893839
they're beautiful the way they are you shitlord
>>28893852
Anythings better than 0%, Anon.
>>28893870
STRANGE BLUE PEAR
>>28893870
Smokey Quartz is an abomination and should be shattered.
Would a show with its entire cast consisting of fillies be popular?
>>28893793
SU might have a larger overarching plot that nebulously exists that the show keeps skirting around the edges of, but on terms of individual episodes I've been finding MLP is a lot less "faffing about," still manages to touch at a deeper lore, and has truly excellent world-building. But probably the biggest thing is that resolutions to conflicts actually feel "earned" by the characters in the show. I'm not going to say SU is a bad show, I certainly enjoyed watching it during the Steven Bombs this summer, but as it keeps going the serious flaws in its writing become more pronounced, and catching up on MLP I notice this show manages to keep the same lighthearted action tone, but just has such stronger writing in each individual episode.
At any rate, I've been going through my old pones folder I had back on /co/. Lotta memories in here.
>>28893881
But where would the colts be?
>>28893886
Problem with SU is the time limit
If MLP already suffers from the 22 minutes, SU suffers even harder from being ten fucking minutes long
Yeah I think this is done.
>>28893914
That only works to a certain limit though
AT is only 11 minutes long too and it works much better
>>28893920
she looks so happy
>>28893920
But why is he naked.
>>28893925
because skin on fur is fantastic
>>28893920
Cutie. I wish I could spoon a filly.
>>28893914
Fair point.
>>28893920
Oh so that's what her cutie mark means
>>28893839
same
at some point it looks just too shitty to build any kind of connection to the characters and care about the story
>>28893935
which color does each of them play?
>>28893923
Fillies and ponies should be happy.
>>28893925
I always kind of think anon, whether said anon be a male or female would eventually go and be naked in Eqeustria. Staying in a soceity where everyone is naked and just wear clothes at occassions will eventually rub in and going around clothes-less will be normal. Well except if its raining/snowing that is.
>>28893933
aight thanks
>>28893938
She is the serving spoon this time but I doubt anon would not be willing to be spooned the other way around.
>>28893886
oh no
not the sea ponies
>>28893958
Twilight probably plays B/U control
Trixie plays red or something
>>28893961
fillies aren't very good at being the big spoon anyways
>>28893925
How else would you bond with Silver Spoon? Using clothes while spooning with her could hurt her feelings.
>>28893963ˢʰᵒᵒᵇʸ ᵈᵒᵒ
>>28893961
But people wear clothing because we are hairless apes and it's fucking chilly out there unless it's the height of summer.
>>28893961
>I always kind of think anon, whether said anon be a male or female would eventually go and be naked in Eqeustria.
Hah, no.
Filly being the big spoon to a even smaller filly.
>>28893979
you can't get smaller than a filly
>>28893971shoob shoobidy
>>28893982
What about a microfilly cuddling a nanofilly?
>>28893994
those are just theoretical filly states that haven't been proven yet
Filly is actually a codeword for cute small young mare. With enough alcohol, basically every mare can be a filly.
>>28894008
then how come I'm not a filly yet
>>28894011
because you are not a mare
>>28894012
oh, right
>>28894011
Because you're not cute.
>>28894018
>you will never be the slutty mare
>>28893886
I forgot I actually watched through that movie, it's rather weird that seaponies have never been referenced or reimagined for FiM. Since they started expanding the lore in not really consistent ways, you'd guess it was one of the top of the list things to bring back.
Wasn't one of the books about "sea ponies" anyway?
>>28894055
aren't they supposed to come up in the movie?
>>28894055
They saved sea ponies for the 2017 movie.
>>28894064
Well, they don't look... awful. Cautious optimism?
>>28894069
Obviously it's gonna be just a small episode of a traveling-across-the-world thing anyway.
>>28894064
Will there be aCelestiasea pony?
>>28893880
I agree.
>>28894064
>rarity lays a bazillion eggs
>>28894134
>Rarity is revealed to have been part seapony all along
How would that retcon make you feel?
Will pony save you?
>>28894069
They look pretty cool and I can't wait for the seapony porn
I woke up in the middle of the night because I had a nightmare about being hunted by pythons who wanted to strangle me to death.
Luna why didn't you do your job?
>>28894151
I would find a way to turn it into new slut jokes.
>>28894159
I had a dream where I was flying these really small planes and my mom came back to life, but then she was shot dead by Macaulay Culkin and no one seemed to notice but me.
Boy, it sure won't be super awkward and creepy for me to walk into the theater to watch the My Little Pony movie all by myself!
>>28894153
No.
We both know deep inside us that when the time comes we won't stand together for long.
>>28894159
Luna gave you a wonderful dream of beautiful, supple sneks ready to hug you with their warm bodies until you finally reached the peace you always craved for.
Yeah, she's still in "CRAAAAWLING IN MY SKIIIIIN" mode.
>>28894159
What makes you think she didn't?
>>28894169
just abduct some little girl and claim she's your sister
>>28894177
because it was fairly terrifying
I want to be the little_____
>>28894193
stlalion
>>28894184
Right, like I'm just gonna go up to someone and tell themI WANNA BE YOUR BROTHER
>>28894185
>my view of the world must be the same as an elder god alicorn princess who was improsioned for a millennia in the moon
Yeah, about that.
>>28894185
Perhaps you deserved it. She isn't there just to guard you from nightmares, she can give them too. Shouldn't have called her butt tiny.
>>28894169
I just won't do it and catch it on DVD or something.
Movie theater snacks are overpriced, I don't care how good they taste
>>28894203
I am certain she is summoned by the distress of the sleeper, not by the content of the dream.
>>28894208
But tiny butts are the best.
>>28894195
An extremely noble aspiration anonymous
>>28894208
H-Her big!
HER BIG!
>>28894247
I hope those stallions have a good time with their girlfriends
>>28893965
>Twilight
>Black
Nigga she is as all about order as it can get
Her entire motivation is order and learning. Black is relentless ambition.
>>28894272
Anon, I was talking about what she'd play, not what represents her
>>28894249
>>28894198
You'd be MLPG's Eternal Champion if you did that at least
pon
poner
ponest
>mfw five of the six books I ordered arrived today
So excited.
>>28894318
Which books?
>>28894318
>>28894318
>>28894327
does that pony like books too much?
>>28894343
No such thing
>>28894321
The Culture.
>>28894377
Man, I've been meaning to read those
>Hi are you the book?
>>28894318
Is there anything better than books?I cannot wait to finally get a place that is a bit more permanent and build some tiny library in it
>>28894385
>Twilight will never be as excited about you as she is about books
>>28894385
Yes, I am the books, Twilight. All of them.
who's the lowest level pony in your roster
>>28894435
fluttershy
she is the healer standing somewhere in the third row never seeing any action
>>28894380
They sound really good. I'm interested in the AI.
>>28894466
If you like AI stuff and hard sci-fi in general, I'd recommend reading Proxima and Ultima by Stephen Baxter
>>28894494
>>28894512
That is exactly the book I meant, anon
Go read ithttp://libgen.io/foreignfiction/ads.php?md5=36bf8b0e55e5790b84537fb383e2869ahttp://libgen.io/foreignfiction/ads.php?md5=e8ea18f36543269addcb095b447b189f
>>28894532
Thanks
>We've seen Fluttershy's parents by now.
>As it turns out, we have yet to see Rainbow's.
Funny how these things turned out after so many years.
So. What kind of parents does that gal have?
>>28894615
The dead kind.
>>28894615
>Rainbow Dash's parents are both coddling wimps and she doesn't visit them because she is ashamed of them.
>>28894623
you can't just kill all the parents anon
>>28894637
No, but Rainbow Dash sure can.
>>28894615
I thought we saw Rainbow's dad that one Olympic episode or something.
>>28894638
>they died together with the weather factory
>>28894639
some staff member said that wasn't her dad
>>28894641
The staff are documented liars
How many other ponies have natural rainbow manes?
>>28894639
This >>28894641. The staff found out about the RD-dad fanon relatively recently and confirmed the stallion was just another backgrounder.
>>28894667
What is that purple pone doing in the background there
How many cuddle wars has your pony survived?
>>28894639
nope
>>28894680
We had a 1 on 1 one last night, there were no survivors
Fluttershy beckons you from the dead
>>28894726
Leave me alone, Fluttershy.
>>28894751
>>28894726
That is not ded which can eternal lie, and with strange aeons even beb may die
>>28894757
Well what do I get out of it?
>>28894757
No. Get out.
>>28894768
>>28894773
Not bad, not bad...
>>28894759
>>28894807
Being a filly sucks, I get laid LESS like this.
Shitposter, prepare for Fillyfall
>>28894875
well maybe you're doing something wrong, how is your filly things technique?
Let's party til Page 10
>>28894911
Oh lord.
>>28894911
Kill yourself
Which filly would be the most willing to let me rub her belly?
Nicker.
>>28894984
Neigh
>>28894984Bark
post cute ponies
>>28894984
mare!
>>28894990
Anonymous you are speaking my language
>>28894991
ERROR
PLEASE RESTART HORSE
>>28894997
All apples are cute.
>>28895015
What about cousin Ugly Apple
>>28895022
She has a very misleading name.
Is there anything you can't do with a filly?
>>28895042
open a bank
>>28895042
rent a car
>>28895042
Ride the big pony rides at poneland.
It's time for a change.
>>28895067
>>28895079
NO NOT THAT
Changeling is tired of being in filly form.
>>28895087
it's the future you chose
>>28894999
Yes anon that is indeed a mare
Not as cute as a stallion but still pretty darn cute
>>28895101
Just a little more, I'm almost done.
>>28893114
>>28895115
Love that dress
>>28895146
me too
rarara hair is the cutest
>>28895242
marker eats a lot of toast
>>28895261
its going straight to her rump
>filly
Down we go
>>28895261
That's why she has a giant horses ass.
before we die I just wanna tell you guysboop______
>Ground control to Major Tom, the time is near, there's not to long
>Can you hear me Major Tom?
>Can you hear me Major Tom?
what the hecks happening?
Filly went hollow.
Pony went nuclear.
>>28895380
>>28895380
>>28895380
Stay on your guard.
Praise kek