Royal Guard Thread # 13

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>>28887585
>royal guard thread
you ALMOST got me, nice try

>>28887648
Got you with what? If you want royal guards, then this is the place.

>>28887686
The rule was "no guard stallions", Anon. This is guardmare country.

>>28887585
How about no, faggot.

Do it right. Don't forget to sage.

>>28887693
>The rule was "no guard stallions", Anon.
I don't see any rules written anywhere. The only thing I see written now is that this is the place to talk about royal guards.

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>>28887720

fuck all of you, this was such a nice thread

>>28887739
>7 replies
>such a nice thread
Sage.

>>28887585
Fuck off retard.
Sage-ing this shit.

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>>28887585
Hey, what do you know. OP is a faggot. This time literally. Stop trying to insert your gay shit here. Royal Guard MARE threads. Fuck off and never come back.

>>28887585
Thank you! This is what the real royal guard threads should be about: guards of all kinds, be they male or female.

>>28887770
>Getting this fucking upset for no reason
How about you fuck off instead? Nobody is saying that mares aren't allowed here.

>>28887737
No, it looks like fanmade batshit.

>>28887804
>>28887770
Fags are trying to strongarm their way into here.
Sage it to hell
Send these fags back to /hhh/

Anyone got some green of royal guard x fem anon green?

>>28887804
stop samefagging shitstain. No one cares about your gay shit here. You want stallions? Make a royal guard stallions thread. We want royal guard MARES. It's been like this for 12 threads and it will continue to be like this, whether you like it or not.

http://pastebin.com/UxazSV8F
Containment repository for anything Invictus has posted.

>>28887865
Implying fem anons don't want to read about being fucked by a royal guard

>>28887914
>femanons
yeah
all three of them
which are actually trannies

>>28887914
>>>/mlpg/

They like your homoshit AND stallion x fem shit there.

Ta-da.

>>28887865
Again:
>Getting this fucking upset just because someone wants a general where both males and females are allowed
You must have autism. There is no other explanation.
FYI, the very first guard thread had both mares and stallions.

>>28887949
They like a lot of things.

Guards! Protect the royal wiener!
>both guards salute and get to work
>one turns away from you to check for danger
>the other shoves your dick in his butt
>you're guessing he gets off to this
>after the threat is gone and busting a nut in the butt, he goes back to his post by your door
>you suspect he gets off to this

>>28887958
>someone
>one
Everyone else says fuck off.

>>28888010
You are right; more than one wants to see a guard general where both males and females are allowed.

I really hope the writefags aren't gullible enough to start posting here

>>28888088
What the heck would be wrong with that? This is a thread for guard ponies! Guard. Ponies.

>>28887958
Again:
You want a thread where both mare and stallions are allowed? MAKE ONE. These threads are not here to cater to your needs. We won't change subject to allow something just because you want it. There wouldn't even be the need to specify no stallions if faggots like you didn't try to sneak gay shit in here, passing it off as legit guard green.

>>28888088
everyone is already in the other thread nigga

>>28888332

is this the new thread then?

>>28888252
>You want a thread where both mare and stallions are allowed? MAKE ONE
>MAKE ONE
Where do you think you are?

>These threads are not here to cater to your needs.
The needs of those who wants both of two worlds? The needs of those who wants a general where both mares and stallions are okay?
Why do you think I made this thread?

>We won't change subject to allow something just because you want it.
That really says a lot when almost everything in the previous threads has been mostly batponies and more batponies.

>There wouldn't even be the need to specify no stallions if faggots like you didn't try to sneak gay shit in here
So the second a male guard is mentioned in a story, then it is automatically gay?

>>28888366
>That really says a lot when almost everything in the previous threads has been mostly batponies and more batponies.
Oh shit, you're that one autismo. That one gay autismo, now.

>>28888366
>Where do you think you are?
A place where making new threads is free.

>Why do you think I made this thread?
Nice try idiot. Start a thread from scratch, not take advantage of what's been done before.

>That really says a lot when almost everything in the previous threads has been mostly batponies and more batponies.
Ah, so you're the same faggot who also complains about bats? Wow.

>So the second a male guard is mentioned in a story, then it is automatically gay?
No one complained until it became clear there was the risk of seeing this thread becoming homo horse guard edition.

Delete this fucking thread, make another one and call it royal guards general #1 and there you can do whatever the fuck you want.

>>28888385
I hate that 100% fanon shit too.

Can someone just post royal guards? I don't care what gender or race they are.

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>>28888487
>Start a thread from scratch, not take advantage of what's been done before.
Do you even remember the first guard thread?
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/28043855/

>No one complained until it became clear there was the risk of seeing this thread becoming homo horse guard edition.
You mean just like it has become a bat horse guard edition?

>>28888492
'ere you go.

>>28888560
>mare
>mares
>guardmare
>guardmares
>guardmare
>mare guards
gee

have this final post and a sage

>>28888610
Are you this obsessed with mares?

>>28888633
sorry dude, i get you and all but I will stay with my guard mares. I rather have guard mares only and no fighting than either messing up the thread or splitting the thread. Maybe one day

>>28888560
>You mean just like it has become a bat horse guard edition?
Bat horse MARE. It's that simple.

>Do you even remember the first guard thread?
I don't see how this is relevant now.
Look, they are threads about guard mares. You wanted stallions too, you tried, it didn't go well. You made a thread, avoiding to use the word "mare" hoping no one would care, you tried, it didn't go well. These are facts. People like guardmares and don't mind if they are bats. Stop trying to derail these threads. Go somewhere else. These facts won't change, no matter what you do or say we will keep wanting guard mares and liking if they are bats. For the umpteenth time, go make a thread that suits your fancy and see if other people like it too. Get your writefags and drawfags and talk about whatever you want. Stop shitposting here or in the future guard mares thread. Unironically delete this thread.
Don't bother relpying to this, it is my last post here. I'm tired of arguing.

>>28888670
>I rather have guard mares only and no fighting than either messing up the thread
How funny it is that the only ones who are starting the fighting so far all the time are those who are obsessed with mares and who believes that merely mentioning a stallion in a story makes the story super gay. Are you this homophobic?

>>28888719
no I am not, I am actually bi, also this was my first post so dont confuse me with the other anons. I would like a guard thread, but it's simply not happening,

>>28888717
>You wanted stallions too, you tried, it didn't go well. You made a thread, avoiding to use the word "mare" hoping no one would care, you tried, it didn't go well. These are facts
>facts
Yeah, because it's not like some people got triggered and started shitposting about how this place is gay, right?
>Stop trying to derail these threads. Go somewhere else
>go make a thread that suits your fancy
For the last fucking time: Where the hell do you think you are? This is the Guard Thread, for everything related to pony guards.
>Stop shitposting here
Says the one who came here to this general for all things guard pony just to bitch and cry about how people should only be allowed to like what he likes.

>still replying

>>28888858
Ehh, why not. There's no real content in either one at the moment. No harm no foul.

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I don't know why this pic gets so little love. It's probably what started the fucking guard mare threads.

>>28888959
Crystal ponies seem like they'd be cold, hard, and, uncomfortable.

>>28889036
What if they are warm and hard? Like, their skin is like hardened crystal, but they can still move around like a normal pony?

>>28889255
I don't know man. Part of the whole appeal of pone is that they are warm and soft and cozy. I mean maybe it wouldn't be so bad since they don't seem to be crystal all the time, but that's still time without warm cozy pone.

Sage.
This is Guardmare, not your gay fantasy thread. Fuck off.

>>28889565
bump ^:)

>>28889579
>not knowing how saging works
lurk moar

>>28889779
I'm not saging, I'm bumping, retard. :^)

>>28889802
>>not knowing how saging works
lurk moar

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>>28887585
>Royal Guard
Is this the right place to ask for a green about army horsepital?
I'd love to see something like picrelated in horseland.

Well looks like there's a new RGM thread, so now there won't be any problems with "NO STALLIONS ALLOWED REEEEEE"

>>28890090
nah, this is a fake one. real one is at

>>28887720

>>28890157
Well you know what they say about real ones. They die, buddy. And fake ones only multiply.

>shitpost

>>28889565
>>28890157
>>28890954
>Some Anons bitched that people should create a new general if they want both stallions and mares
>Someone does just that
>Now the same people are bitching and crying that it is a fake thread that should be removed
Are you this damn retarded? Or do stallions seriously bother you so much that you feel the need to shitpost the second you see one?

>>28890052
You are in the wrong thread, check here for the writefags.>>28887737

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>>28891634
Fuck you nigger. You think I'd of given it a bump if I wanted it dead? Suck my dick, faggot.

>>28891674
i think youre sucking enough dick for everyone fampai

>>28891674
Not every flamer kills a thread by letting it fall off the board. Spamming it till it reaches he bump limit works too.

>>28891674
I think you replied to the wrong guy.

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>>28889002
Actually that pic was popular in the Prison pony threads. It was pic related which started the very first Royal Guard Mare thread

>>28892194
And what was it OP said in that first thread?
>Tfw no qt guardpone to cuddle
>guardpony
>Not guardpony mare
Well, would you look at that? And both genders were talked about there.

> be ano nj
h have guard
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guesard want ti make anin good haoppy>
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>gueardp ut mnanon pemnoios in but
>he cum and feel go o and the en d

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>>28887585
>DIZ IZ BRAND NEW THREAD! U TOLD MUH TO FAK OV SO I DID DAT! I DID NOD TRAID TO SCUM!
>Numeration continues
>Previous thread is linked

Who do you think we are?

>>28892514
Judging by the way you're acting right now, I'd guess shitposters or really sensitive autists. Can't think of any others who would keep making posts like this just because someone made a thread for both mares and stallions.

>>28892749
NO BOYS ALLOWED REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>28892781
Hella gay.

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>>28892300
I miss those times. Anyway...

What do you think about the royal changeling guards?

>>28893239
>What do you think about the royal changeling guards?
>royal - check
>guards - check
Definitely belongs here.

>>28891663
But I don't want it to be mare-only.
There are moments that were practically based on male-female interaction. Like that radio thing or the shower scene.
Why intentionally castrate hue a story so it "fits" that general?

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>>28893358
Wow, must've figured it out sooner.

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>>28893358
What shower scene?

>>28893606
Literally picrelated.
>>28890052

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>>28893622
Oh. I've never seen any episodes of MASH.

>>28893781
>episodes
That pic was taken from a film though.

>>28893239
Is there any more art of those guards? They look cool.

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>>28894386
There doesn't seem to be a whole lot of art of the changeling guards from the season finale, but hopefully some artists will draw more of them in the future.

>>28895500
>Femanon never gets to be by herself because a lot of the guards are crazy in love with her
>And telling them to leave her alone when she catches them following her never works either
>They just keep saying that they're only doing their job and making sure she is safe
>Or that it's just a coincidence that they met each other in this place or that place because they have orders to patrol around that area

How ded "Anon's regiment" green is?

>>28894701
But at least we can have some green about them, r-right? Right?

emergency boop

>>28897491

>>28896820
If there isn't, then I would love to see some.
Got any ideas if a writer shows up?

>>28898146
>Femanon gets kidnapped by changelings
>Chrysalis orders her guards to watch the human
>Femanon keeps flirting with all the guards, which eventually makes them believe that she would be a better queen than Chrysalis
>So some of them change sides
>Civil war breaks out in the hive

>>28897989

>>28895500
Can someone please post more human x guard? Femanon doesn't get enough love.

>>28899102
>Femanon doesn't get enough love.
That's because no one can properly write femanon except femanons, and those are such rare occurrences that some doubt they even exist.

>>28899488
But some can properly write mares. The difference shouldn't be that big. Or is it?

>>28899573
>The difference shouldn't be that big. Or is it?
I bet there is a femanon here who saw that and is currently laughing her tits off.

>>28899619
Now come on. Isn't writing Femanon and mares pretty much the same as writing Anon and stallions here?

>>28896820
We can. Now if only we had a writer or two...

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>>28900275
Well give it a try then.
Worst case scenario - an actual, real femanon shows up and points out your mistakes.
I was quite fond of "Anon the guardpony and Femanon" green. Until it died. rip
>>28900330

>>28900343
>I was quite fond of "Anon the guardpony and Femanon" green.
Ooh, now you got me curious. Care to post a link to this story, or repost it here?

>>28900343
>femanon story
>suffers from femanon being a violent twat like all femanon stories

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>>28900375
I don't think the anon who wrote it had set up the pastebin. You might want to ask in the royal guard MARE general in case someone remembers.
>>28900387
Feel free to make your femanon a non-violent twat.

Daily reminder:
JUST DO IT
Seriously, you don't git gud if you don't practice.
Even one-shots will do.

>>28887585
Why are you posting this reddit shit in /hhh/? fuck off faggot. we don't care about "all kinds of genders"

>>28901007
Are you a shitposter from the MARE general? You're sure acting like one.

good the fake thread is ending. By the way retards, pay attention to this before you help the HHH thread shitpost more.
>>28901591

bumping just in case

Pony.

>>28902503
Pony guards of all genders. They can also be gays or lesbians.

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would you participate in teasing the new guy until he gets a crush on you?

>>28903733
What if he never gets a crush on you, so you end up teasing him so much that he reports you to your superiors?

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>>28904020
what if that's your superior's fetish?

>>28903733
but that's gay.

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>>28904178
it's only gay if that superior isn't a mare one of the princesses. at that point it's merely bi.

>>28904111
Getting reports?

>>28903733
Sure. And then after they gets a huge crush on me, I'd start ignoring them just to tease them even more.

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>>28905156
perfect

>>28905815
Shining is a pretty cool guy.
>You will never join the guards the same time he does and become best guard buddies who always got each other's backs

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does this pone count?

>>28906128
Is he a guard?

>>28904775
What kind of impure thoughts were they having?

>>28906868
they want to touch hooves

>>28903733
What if the new guy teases you?

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>>28907238
pic related

Almost got away with it too.

>>28907238
What if you tease the new guy, while the new girl teases you?

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>>28910169
that's how you get husbando-theif'd.
and you're the husbando

>>28910215
Shiny can't take Flashy! He has Cadence!

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>>28910311
prince of love means a lot of things.

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would guard pones need to share baths and showers to save water? would they write it off as a team building experience?

>>28910317
Does that mean Anon can be with Cadence if he becomes a guard?

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>>28910364
only if he's okay with a husband and wife tag-teaming him and the very real possibility of walking bow-legged for a while.

>>28910339
>would guard pones need to share baths and showers to save water?
Only when they're not in Canterlot.

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>>28910689
what about beds? would guards in mixed-gender cadres be expected to follow the same standards as single-gender ones? would they be taught to care for one another as they would themselves to form solidarity as a unit?

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surprised this didn't die yet.

>>28911332
It got off to a really bad start because of sensitive autists from the mare thread, but I still believe that this place can be nice for those who wants to talk about guards of all races and genders. Just need to change the thread's number to a proper #2 for the next one.

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>>28911484
too bad it seems to be like the reason AiE splintered off into Flutterrape and god knows how many other generals.

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>>28911980
But AiE splintered off into Flutterrape for pretty valid reasons: AiE is all about Anon in Equestria, so anything can happen with every character. While Flutterrape focuses entirely on Fluttershy, and sometimes other ponies, trying to get into his pants all the time.
Don't know what to say about all the other generals.

This whole guard thing won't make much sense if this general doesn't make it.
>One thread is about royal guards of all kinds
>Another is also about royal guards of all kinds, except no males allowed
>or rape and a few other things
Know what I mean?

>>28911484
>>28912668
Okay, pay close attention you stupid, stupid bastards. We in the real guard general (that's this one by the way >>28887720 ), is perfectly fine with male guards, we have said this time and time again. The problem is the fact that HHH is trying to muscle their fag shit into the thread, we have several male guard stories there, we also have the writefags. Sage this thread already because its fucking redundant. The rest of the thread wont come here, all your doing is indulging the faggots that are shitposting to begin with for not being wanted in the thread. You can clearly see that in here, if you want to help them so badly though call it Homo Guard General so you wont be lying and the mods will have an easier time scrubbing the Homo Horse Hangouts new stomping grounds of the week. And just for the record, I am insulting you people solely because of your intelligence for trying to continue this thread based on a lie. See you in the real thread, or not.

>>28912986
Also before I forget to mention we also accept all races so long as they are guards as well.

>>28912986
>Stallions are okay
So why do you keep calling it the MARE general then?
>You can clearly see that in here
>Merely posting stallions is enough to be called a homo
Are you saying that everyone in the guard mare thread are all super lesbians?

I honestly don't get you. If there was a little homo guards here and there, then so what? Is it seriously this difficult for you to just ignore it and continue talking about mares?

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>>28910793
>would they be taught to care for one another as they would themselves to form solidarity as a unit?
Yes. All guards - mares and stallions - need to learn the best way to preserve body heat and work together in order to survive if they ever happen to be stranded out in the wild with no shelter nearby.

>>28913193
>If there's a little homo here and there, then so what?
This.