> "Anon, s-stop" > "When you said you'd

>>28880631
*close the bathroom door slowly as to not alert her*
*walk away like i've seen nothing"
*go watch gay porn later*

>>28880631
>you stare in awe through the hole you made in the wall as mare cum flys through the air
>some of it flies into the hole and hits your face
>you wipe it off and examine the strangely glowy-sparkly liquid
>lick
>...
>you want to fuck horses now

>>28880641
>anon catches celestial moaning his name while masturbating
>it would be cool except for the fact that anon is gay
>he has to avoid her advances without pissing her off or else he'll be thrown into the sun

Comedy

>>28881213
"I'm gay."
>Unsheaths etheral cock
>"I'm a god"

>>28881270
Then she cock vores him right?

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>>28881286
You fags will never let me get out of this fetish, will you?

>>28881303
You're a fag for getting into it in the first place

>>28881303
>actually liking garbage

>>28881303
kys

KYS

>>28881417
>>28881432
>>28881435
Dare you enter my magical rod?

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>>28881439
>>28881303
>>28881286
And thus the death of another good thread. But what causes this to happen? Vore, faggotry, new faggotry? We may never know.

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>>28881513
>good thread

>Celestia will never make you her consort and sit on your face twice a day

>>28881834
uuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnffffffffffffff

>>28881513
Laughed extremely hard out loud at work. I heard his voice in my head. Thanks buddy.

>>28880631
>She outlawed using her and her sister for as the focus of a religion because praying makes alicorns extremely horny
>An entire religion based on praying to alicorns is like giving them an invisible, holy gang bang
>Christian Anon comes to Equestria and accidentally gives Celestia an orgasm because he prayed for her when he went to bed
>No one knows how to approach him on the subject

>>28882610
>Anon decides to pray for her while Celestia is up late at an important meeting
>She orgasms in front of the entirety of Canterlot's elite

>>28882646
>Anon tells ponies about his religion and how there are millions of others just like him that pray to God everyday
>Ponies start to believe that Anon worships a god of sexual pleasure

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>>28882132
>browsing /mlp/ at work

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>>28883298
>saving a thumbnail

>Celestia will never have you fuck her in public

why live

>>28882610
Did someone say Christianity!?

>You said your nightly prayers for these little ponies and you asked for wisdom on how to proceed from today.
>Due to your situation, you're not sure if you can or even have the authority to evangelize them.
>Christ may have died for mankind, but there's no "thus sayith the lord" on sentient horses from another dimension.
>God may have many more creations you don't know about.
>There is good and evil in this land however, and your conduct must be that of a servant of God.
>Wait a minute, you forgot Luna in your prayer.
>Dear lord, I come to you again humbly bowed in prayer. I thank you for showing me another one of your vast creations. I am so grateful you you have not only kept me safe, but put me in the house of royalty! I ask that as the princess of the night you give her wisdom and patience in running her kingdom. Give her the compassion that only comes from you when dealing with the poor. Make her just and firm when dealing with criminals and conspirators. Let your will be done here as it does in heaven. In Christs holy name I pray, amen.
>You hear what sounds like tap-dancing on a wet floor and writhing from down the hall.
>Strange.
>Off to sleep!

I WILL NEVER STOP

>>28883769
Kek

>>28883769
Carry on, this is good.

>>28880631
>simply mentioning an alicorn's name in praise or prayer gives said alicorn sexual stimulation
>when religions were based on Luna and Celestia, they would praise their names every day and night; but held them as such sacred figures everyone though their many attempts to get laid were secret character tests, compliments or jokes.
>Celestia and Luna are the most blueballed mares in history

>>28883769
>>28882610

Amen.