>*knock knock* >Hey Twilight? I heard you calling anon's

Well, what are you waiting for, you little shit? This is your chance. Join me.

>"Well the toilet is broken we both know that this /mlp/-browsing faggot consumes pure shit like champion so, you know, two and two together."

>>28880172
>implying it wouldn't be Twilight walking in on Spike sitting on my face

>>28880172
Top secret human routine of excersise, the princess here said she could do with a few less vanity pounds.
>>Anon!
Alright with a lot less vanity pounds.
>Uh...I dont really get it, but it will work on Rarity?
Sure, knock yourself out and please close the door on your way out.

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>>28880172
>"O-oh hey Spike, I.. uhm, you know in his world Anon was a famous urologist, that's why he's inspecting my marecock"
"With HIS MOUTH?"
>"Heh-heh, y-yeah he uhhh, turns out that's the most effective method, r-right Anon?"

>>28880172
"I was checking for Jews."

Yeah, why are you sitting in my face, Twilight?

>>28880241
"Mmmph ph mmmnn nnhg mmph!"

>>28880172
She needs something to sit on while she reads

>>28880246
This, you never know where they could be hiding at.

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>>28880241
>>28880439
more

Either shut up and watch or fuck off