Fingerbang: The Equestria Girls and Humanized Thread #220 - Comfyposting

File: cursed-book.jpg (344KB, 2560x1550px) Image search: [Google]

344KB, 2560x1550px

Some green soon to start off your thread

>>28878114
Unf, those handles on her head.

File: 1375212309896.jpg (130KB, 501x960px) Image search: [Google]

130KB, 501x960px

Everything will be alright.

>>28866093
>She leans down to devour you, but fails when you cover your head with her bag. When you thought you were safe, it was the perfect time for her to shake the bag out of your grasp.
>You keep a strong grip on the bag, relentless on keeping it since the book contains the answers on what is going on and solution to bring Twilight back.
>She pulls the bag, along with you slipping up and out of her. You and the bag fly over her, hitting one part of your body to the ground and the other part slamming into the wall.
>The bag rips open, spilling out a bunch of pens, pencils, paperclips, and other school utensils around you.
>The accursed book lands in front of you, surrounded by the clutter of what was in Twilight’s bag. It continues its sinister whispering, almost as if it’s chanting something.
>Twilight roars and jumps off the couch, slowly approaching for you and the book.
>In a desperate attempt to stay alive, you reach over to grab the book.
>You successfully grab it and pull it over, quickly opening it up to read it.
>It vibrates violently as an elderly old man laughs maniacally. In the background, a tortured female screams out of agony.
>That scream sounded oddly familiar...
>It’s Twilight!
>Before you can process on what just happened, the beast opens up her mouth and grabs you by the shirt.
>In a futile attempt to punch her, it makes matters worse as she is enraged by it and begins to swing you around. Twilight releases you from her grasp and watches you soar through the air.
>You slam into the couch, causing it to fall over.
>In the rough landing, you are met face-to-face with the book, completely opened up to a random page.
>”What you seek for isn’t here; only your destiny lies within these lines. Join us.” A gloomy voice speaks to you, along with Twilight’s voice speaking along with its words.
>The transformed Twilight sits down, idly waiting nearby. It would appear as if it was being held back by command from the books power.

bump from 9

File: flutters.png (566KB, 964x1862px) Image search: [Google]

566KB, 964x1862px

Is there any green with Fluttershy being Anon's wife? Anything related with Anon being married to her and having kids or not. Just living married life.

>>28879440
None that I can think of, if you got some then by all means post it. As long as its not cuck shit..

>>28879460
No no i hate cuck shit, and i don't have any. That's why i'm askin since after looking at pastebin i couldn't find any. I have a hard on for vanilla, marriage etc.

>>28879475
Good for you, but again sadly we don't really have any. The writefags all left to shitpost each other in the Discord chat and the few here are usually too tired to deal with the random bout of shitposters that come by. Sorry man.

>>28879481
Dang this sucks. Oh well maybe some writefag will write one one day.

>>28878174
>>28879440
moar thicc grils plz

File: tumblr_o044o6FK131rnubimo1_1280.png (246KB, 624x971px)

246KB, 624x971px

>>28879531
I just fucking love Sunndown's version of Fluttershy So much thicc.

File: tumblr_nz6ai9nTic1rnubimo1_1280.png (1MB, 1280x1300px)

1MB, 1280x1300px

>>28879742
>>28879531

>>28877806
Seconding the cyclops vote

These threads seemed to be more alive back in the old days.

>>28879742
>I just love Sundown

kys

Waid Anon when?

File: 1450128766588.jpg (149KB, 764x1045px) Image search: [Google]

149KB, 764x1045px

>NaOH is a Mexican in Mexico, with a job, and it's not manual labor or drug-related
>people still talk like he's an illegal immigrant every thread
Why?

>>28882622
Because it's fun?

>>28882622
he embraces it

>>28880070
found the underage

File: Christian Cemetery.jpg (68KB, 640x360px)

68KB, 640x360px

>>28864699
>You crank open the window a bit to let some air in when you hear it again
>The roll of thunder booming in the distance as dark clouds approach
“Man, it just won’t let up.”
>It had looked like the town was starting to wake up
>People were stepping outside to water their plants and kids were hanging out in the streets, but now everyone was running for cover
>The streets became deserted once more, leaving you feeling like you were the last woman on Earth
“I really need to get out of this town.”
>Mumbling to yourself, you find a spot in the street to park the van and shut off the engine
>After thoroughly scanning up and down the road, you grab your machete and step outside
>Diving into an alleyway, you glance around once more before running over to the abandoned church
>You stare at its broken stained glass windows and its boarded up doors
>The clouds are approaching faster as you run up the church’s steps
>You pause in your stride only when your foot connects with the bloodied wooden stake
>Scooping it off of the ground, you turn toward door
>Pulling on the handle fails to get it to budge
“How did these guys even get in here?”
>For all you know, they could’ve climbed in from the steeple
>Taking a step back you try to think of a quick solution
>Perhaps you could get in through a back door, or maybe there’s a broken window, or—
>A flash of light jerks your head back as another boom of thunder roars over
“Screw it.”
>You raise your leg up high and shove your body weight forward
>The rotting wooden entrance all but flies off it’s hinges
“Nice.”
>Light pours in alongside you while you enter the small forgotten church

File: Return of the Vampire.gif (2MB, 500x376px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 500x376px

>>28883985
>It’s exactly how you had seen it earlier
>Dusted old church pews and debris lie all over the place, with three large wooden coffins lying in the center of the room
>Only now all three are empty
>Your eyes narrow as you slowly take it all in
“Adagio, it’s me.”
>The only sound that greets you in return is the echoing of your footsteps
“You knew I was coming right? You heard my voice.”
>A skittering of noise draws your attention to a rat running aside the wall
“I’m sure you’re really pissed right now, I know I am. So let’s… get it over with.”
>You walk even further down the church aisle until you are no longer within the sun’s warm rays
>Taking a deep breath, you close your eyes and breathe out
>…
>A pang of noise screeches inside your mind as you jerk your head up and gaze at the ceiling
>You spot Adagio several stories above, glaring down at you while she crouches amidst the rafters
>She howls and drops down
>“BURNOUT BITCH!”
>Your eyes widen as you hop back
>She lands on her feet only a few steps from you and snarls
>“You miss your little brat so much, I’ll send you to Hell so you can join him!”
>Raising your machete up, you ready your weapon
>Baring her fangs, Adagio rushes you
>You slash your blade through the air, only for her to bob back
>Faster than you can react, she pounces
>Her fist smacks into your cheek, nearly knocking you down
>She didn’t hit nearly as hard as she did last night, but it’s still enough to send you reeling
>You raise your machete up again when she closes in, only for her to duck her head
>Her fist crashes into your gut this time, hitting you so hard that you drop the machete

File: Adagio Evil Eye.png (498KB, 1280x714px) Image search: [Google]

498KB, 1280x714px

>>28884070
>Adagio’s cruel chuckle fills you with dread
>”How much more can you take?”
>Gritting your teeth, you swipe at Adagio and grab a handful of her hair
“Before I lose my cool?”
>Her hissing gives way to screaming as you thrust into her chest with your stake
>Adagio falls back away from you, scampering across the ground while howling in pain
“Let’s find out.”
>You stare down at her while slowly scooping up your machete and stepping closer
>She backs away to the altar’s steps where she climbs to a crouching position
>Now that you’re close enough, you can see that your stake missed her heart a second time
>You’ve been putting quite a few large holes in her, but she keeps coming back for more
>"y-You..."
>Hissing lowly, you can tell that she’s getting ready to pounce again
>You look back back at the open doors where the light is slowly seeping inside
>Turning around, you sprint toward the light
>Your pursuer moans for your blood as she leaps from the altar
>”No escape!”
>Reaching the sunlight, you slide to a halt and face her with the machete held high
“For you.”
>You grip the blade with both hands and slash
>Adagio recoils back nearly a second too late, with your weapon leaving a bloody gash that runs from her shoulder to her chest
>”Son of a BITCH!”
>Not wasting any time, you run forward and take another slash
>She staggers back another few steps
>Adagio screams as you cleave into her shoulder while, likely cutting down to the bone itself

File: Adagio-Dazzle-VBVHPm3bA-b.jpg (42KB, 500x500px)

42KB, 500x500px

>>28884087
>With another snarl she rushes you with her good arm
>Her fist connects, but you barely flinch this time
>Stepping back amidst the sunlight, you stare at the blood-soaked vampire
“It’s a new day Adagio. The night’s going to be a bit less dark for now on, maybe you’ll get to see it again in your next life.”
>She balks while clenching the bloody gash in her arm
>”I have seen entire cities shrouded in darkness long before you mortals lit it up with your street lamps and billboards, and I will live to see many more nights after I’ve SLAUGHTERED YOU!”
>You don't bat an eyelash as she lunges
>When her hand touches sunlight, she hisses and retreats into the shadows
“How can you call this living? Can’t you see how miserable this is, how you’re taking your unhappiness out on everyone else?”
>”Mortal lives are nothing to people like me! Your kind are only fit to feed and amuse us!”
>You raise your machete and point it at her
“Does this amuse you? Are you like, entertained right now?”
>She only hisses in reply
“You’re sick girl, but I got the cure right here.”
>She opens her mouth only for a boom of thunder to silence her
>Adagio’s eyes widen, causing you to glance back
>Dark clouds begin to gather outside
>”Heh... hah hah hah…”
>You glare at Adagio as the rays of sunlight are blocked out
>”Well well, it looks like my night has already returned."
>Her fangs jut out as she grins
>”What now Treehugger?”
“What now…?”
>Her smile falters as you stride closer
“I’m not afraid of you anymore.”
>”w-What did you say?”
“There’s nothing left for you or the rest of the world to take away from me. I’m not a mother anymore, and I’m not just some burnout either. I’m a Hunter and you’re MY prey!”

File: 1479270968871.jpg (224KB, 896x1168px)

224KB, 896x1168px

>>28878114
>Derpy's eyes temporarily correct themselves when she orgasms.
>Fucking her silly also happens to give her some time with un-derped vision as she comes down from the high of repeated shattering climaxes.
>You can measure how much she enjoyed it by how long her eyes stay aligned.

File: Adagio Rain.png (1MB, 1672x1932px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1672x1932px

>>28884112
>Adagio’s fanged mouth opens in terror while a flash of lightning bounces off of your face
>Glaring into her Aura, you see the spikes begin to recede with each step back she takes
>”Heh… hahahaha… ahhhh…”
>Rainwater begins to leak through the ceiling as she nervously chuckles
>”You look just like one of us.”
>With another blast of thunder and lightning, she turns tail and runs
>You rush after her as she takes to the air
>Adagio’s body leaps up high through a window, sending splinters and shards of glass raining down
“I won’t let you get away with this!”
>Your eyes spot a wooden door beside the church altar
>With a few heavy kicks, your boot smashes the door off of its hinges
>It sinks into the muddy grass as you step over it and chase after Adagio through the raging storm
>She slips and falls into the mud before quickly pulling herself up, her ragged body struggling to go on
>With each step, you slowly close in on the blood and mud splattered monster
>Adagio jerks her head back and stares you down with blood dripping from her eyes before limping off
>Her body collides with a chain linked fence
>Glancing beyond the fence, you spot a canal overflowing with water
>For a moment she tries to climb it, only to quickly fall back down
>Even with all her supernatural strength, she can’t climb a fence with only one good arm
>Instead she uses the fence for support as she struggles to escape
>"I won't die! I WON'T DIE!"
>You’re only a few yards from her now when she suddenly finds a slash amidst the fence
>Her knees hit the mud as she crawls through the hole
>Following after her, you proceed to hack the fence open as Adagio trips and falls amidst a pile of trash
>The way open, you march after her
“No more running.”
>”I agree.”
>She stands back up, now with a lead pipe in her hand and a glower on her face

File: Violence Jack in the red.gif (61KB, 335x200px) Image search: [Google]

61KB, 335x200px

>>28884300
>Staring each other down for a but a moment, the two of you charge
>You cleave at her with your machete while she swings with her pipe
>Sparks fly at the two hunks of metal clash
>Shoving the machete away, she takes another swing at your head
>You step aside and dodge her blow
>She swipes again and you manage to step back in time
>Only this time, your boot slips in the mud
>Nearly falling back into the raging canal, Adagio swoops in
>With another swing, she tosses the machete out of your hand and sends it clattering into the mud
>”You’re mine!”
>The roar of thunder drowns out your scream as her weapon slams into your previously dislocated arm
>Snarling down at Adagio, you raise up your good arm as you tower over her
“YOU’RE DEAD!”
>Adagio is sent flying back with an uppercut
>The lead pipe plunges into the canal, drawing your attention to the trash that lies beside the torrent of water
>Narrowing your eyes, you reach down and grab a piece of metal amidst the trash
>Adagio struggles to raise herself up, shifting onto her back while you loom closer
>Your gaze falls upon the flash of light in her Aura, illuminating the heart
“Rest in Piece!”
>You raise the metal rod up and slam it straight through her heart
>”AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!”
>Shoving your weight into her, you ignore her screams for a few moments before finally letting go
>To your surprise, she continues to howl while lifting herself off the ground
>The two of you lock eyes once more before the universe itself steps in on your behalf
>A shining light crashes down and blinds you as lighting strikes the metal rod in Adagio’s heart
>The crash of thunder is the loudest thing you’ve ever heard, as it is the last thing Adagio ever hears

>>28878675
This is getting interesting.

File: 67676745.v23J6ybh.RedSunrise.jpg (95KB, 800x533px) Image search: [Google]

95KB, 800x533px

>>28884337
>You watch the blackness surrounding her Aura burn away like the steam receding from her body
>Taking a step back, Adagio's lips curl into a smile
>While there’s a great deal of ringing in your own ears, you swear you can hear something like... singing
>”Ah ahhh ah… ah ahhhhhh…"
>She falls back and splashes into the canal, the rain washing her away
“That song.”
>Your heartbeat struggles to slow down
"I know that song..."
>Lowering your head, you turn away from the current
>Reaching down, you grasp the machete and walk through the fence
>You stomp through the mud and step around the church back to your van, no longer caring who might see you
>Tossing the machete into your passenger seat, you collapse behind the wheel
“Adagio, Sonata, Aria… Anon…”
>You have no home to go back to, no family to look after or to go to for comfort
>To take care of those three vampires, you had to lose everything else
>Sighing, you shove your key into the car and let the roar of the engine and the cool jet of air from the AC greet you
“I guess I gotta move on…”
>You rest your head down against the wheel
“… but dying sounds a lot easier."
>Gripping your hand around the wheel, you sniffle as the storm begins to die down
>A few minutes pass as you watch the clouds finally fade away
>Rays of warm sunlight begin to shine down once more
>Unzipping your jacket slightly to let the cool air soothe your body, you reach over to the glove box and pull out a pair of sunglasses
>Turning on the radio, you don your shades and drive off into the rising sun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4mIQq8gWP8z

>>28883751
>liking badly proportioned women

>>28882622
It's a meme, you dip

>captcha
>murphy chale

File: 1457536812607.jpg (61KB, 720x543px) Image search: [Google]

61KB, 720x543px

>>28885093

Rolecall? I was hoping to recap and post some green for 'Hotdogging AJ' after god knows how long I put off writing it. I'm about to go to bed but if you want to read and give feedback I'll post it. Expect many typing errors.

File: Wake me up inside.jpg (7KB, 160x160px)

7KB, 160x160px

>>28885777
fuck it, might as well post it.
how bad could it be?

>You're lazing about the statue with your paдocть and relatively new friends
>Thanks to AJ, breaking into life in your new home city has been nice these past few months
>She's explained the fuckery that happened during lunch to you
>You believe her of course. After what you saw, anyone would
>Flash mobs that make people argue instead of dance?
>That ain't right
>So here you are, waiting for their unicorn-friend-from-another-dimension named Twilight Sparkle
>The only hope for returning things to normal
>Or is this whole magic deal what's normal now?
>You fucking hope not
>Why couldn't you just be here with AJ & company for the sake of being with AJ & company
>It's great to have friends and a special someone to care for outside of your family
>But a trio of hostile eldritch sexbombs threatens all of that
>From what Shimmer's told you, Twilight Sparkle has an idea of what to do about them
>Now if she can just get here
...
>It's been a couple hours, your ass hurts, but the horse-girl of the hour arrives
>The girls do that thing that all gal friends do when they haven't seen each other in a while
>...While you just stand there and give Twilight a dumb look and wave
>Applejack gives you a "you're hopeless" look and takes a hold of your arm
>"You know Anon here right Twilight?"
>"Oh, yes. So you're Anonymous. I'm Twilight Sparkle. Sunset's told me all about you"
"She has? Well. It's nice to meet you. And you can just call me Anon"
>You glance at Sunset for her two cents in this conversation
>What did she tell her?
>You only get a mischievous smile
>What the fuck has she planned this time
>Twilight's eyeing AJ and yourself curiously
>"Ok. I'll remember that. You two are awfully close aren't you?"
>She's onto you-Wait you don't have to be nervous
>AJ fully wraps her arms around yours and holds you close
>"Well shoot, you didn't know? We're a couple. He's mah green apple fritter"

>Her open affection really gets to you, in a good way
>It still makes you nervous showing people that side of you though
>AJ looks up at you with her encouraging eyes
>Yeah, you'll drop the bomb with her
"Yep. I'm her boyfriend indeed"
>Twilight looks shocked but lights up a moment later
>"You two are going out?! Omigosh how come no one ever told me?!"
>She goes to the both of you with her hands at her chest, ecstatic
>"How long have you been together?"
"Since-"
>"Are you going steady? Words words words words words..."
>The rest of her questions blur together as you think on the second one
>You're assured that the answer to that is yes
>But now you're very nervous
>Overwhelmed in fact
>She's been steamrolling you with questions and your thousand yard stare shows it
>Both of you appreciate how excited Twilight is about this but it needs to stop
>With an understanding smile, AJ intervenes, "Now hold yer horses sugarcube! Let us do some of the talkin' will ya?"
>"Oh! Sorry! I didn't mean to overwhelm you. I just love hearing about two people pursuing love in each other"
>She's just as flustered as you now
"I can see that"
>The rest of the girls are talking to Twilight and catching up
>Speaking of flustered
>Is this what Shimmer wanted? To get you flustered?
>Well if that's the case it worked
>"You looked like you were having a hemorrhage"
'And you made sure in all your power that happened you little minx'
"Can you blame me? I've never dated anyone before"
>"Oh, don't worry for nothin' Anon. Granny Smith always told me hard times are never few and far between so when they come up, it's better to take it head on and get 'er done!"
>Granny Smith's words of wisdom are the light of your days
>And you let what AJ just said sink in
>...
>Wow
>You're not sure if she realizes the implications or not but you let the subject die
>"So, we'll see you tomorrow girls. And Anon. I've got this. Come on"
>"Where are ya goin'?"

>>28885837
Fuck being tired I didn't link the posts

>"Well last time we were here, Spike and I spent the night in the library"
"I can imagine that's about as comfortable as it sounds"
>Twilight began taking the stairs from the main corridor in Pinkie's house
"I'm surprised Pinkie's dad let me stay. I swear he made a step toward the ax in the living room"
>The guy looked like he was about to chase you down the streets while swinging that at your legs
>She half-chuckled half-winced at that comment and got out of sight
'I'd better take the hint and leave it that'
>Thank goodness Pinkie's mom was there to soften him up
>"He definitely trusts Pinkie's judge of character"
>That made you freeze in surprise
>Probably just one of Pinkie's sisters but that still spooked you
>"He just got caught up in himself"
"...Oh, hi. I'm Anon"
>"I'm Maud, Pinkie's oldest sister. Make yourself at home, and I wouldn't keep Pinkie waiting any more than she has to"
"Gotcha"
'What an easy-going sister'
>Pinkie's room is probably humid since there's so many people
>Alright, there's a comfortable, cool breeze coming from inside as you get closer
>"Oh, did you just meet Maud? She's great isn't she?"
'Why do you people sneak around your own house like this?'
"Yeah I did, she's easy to talk to"
>"I know right!?"
"...Weren't you upstairs?"
>"Yeah"
>You shouldn't respond
>'Oh well'
>Following her in, you see Dash and AJ playing a fighting game of some kind and decide to watch from Pinkie's bed
>They're both pretty into it
>AJ is such a natural with games, but at the same time, it's like she's unaware of what she's actually doing
>You like talking with her friends but there's nothing you can think of that's worth talking about with these girls
>You look around for, well, anything
>...
>The game's cover and title looks all but identical to that new movie where Mane-iac launches a full-on war against the Power Ponies
"Oh, it's one of "those" games"

>>28885843
>Rainbow cranes her neck upward, giving you a "where the hell did that come from?" kind of look before looking forward again
>"Whadaya mean?"
"This seems like the kind of game that was commissioned to hype up a movie and earn some money on the side. Don't get me wrong, it's well-made and the premise is cool, but game designers can never fully translate the ideas of a comic writer or movie producer; The same with the other way around"
>"Uhh, could you be more specific?"
>Girls are hard to talk to
>Pinkie and Spike have joined in on listening to your little spiel
>You'll bet most of the girls disagree with your opinion a healthy amount
>Keep the tangent going
"Movies-into-games and games-into-movies make me wish Hollywood never existed"
>"You're really opinionated about this aren't you?"
>'I have my reasons. Though, I'm still talking out of my ass a shit ton'
>"Now both of you are buttin' heads over nothin'. Ah know you're not familiar with my friends and what's goin' on all that much Anon. But I have to wonder: What did Marvel ever do to you?"
>It wasn't Marvel that was the problem, it was how you were stringed along to the theaters with your family whenever some superhero movie came out
"I've never followed anything from the Marvel series. I liked watching Spider-Man with my brother on Saturday mornings. The movies are pretty good too, but they're just movies. I only went because my mom insisted"
>Everyone has your full attention now. This must be like pay-per-view for them
>Before anyone has time to say anything you try to pull off your truest impression of Mom
"Oh my god, we heff to see theh movie vith Robert Downey Jr and the person... Ah I forgot his name but he played Thor!"
>You sounded pretty good impersonating your Mom, that is to say a shrill-but-wholesome-voiced woman in her mid-forties
>All mouths shut
>But the dams burst
>It's rare for you to laugh this hard
>Nice that people are having fun because of you... At your own expense

>>28885857
That's all for this morning. Feels good to get back into writing. And maybe I'll actually have songs and pics to go along with them like I had originally planned.
Good night.

File: CAN'T WAKE UP.jpg (7KB, 160x160px) Image search: [Google]

7KB, 160x160px

>>28885857
ok maybe that wasn't such a good idea. This feels like a self insert story

>>28885938
Every anon story has a bit of self insert in it, dont worry, carry on

>>28885270
No, dutygenerate is not a dip.

>>28885777
>>28885794
I barely remember that prompt. Did you finish it?

>>28884459
Poor Treehugger.

>>28885938
You better finish.

>>28885938
Nigger, almost every green here starts as a self insert story

>>28885777
Where is the pastebin link? Also checked.

> 9

>>28884459
Keep going this is good

File: 20161116_131909.jpg (1MB, 3299x720px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 3299x720px

>>28882622

>>28882622
>still believing his lies

File: Treehugger Spring.png (951KB, 724x1024px) Image search: [Google]

951KB, 724x1024px

>>28887173
She's had a rough night, but it's all over now

>>28888066
I'm afraid there's not much left m8.

Epilogue's coming up in a few!

File: 140222_news_anchors.jpg (72KB, 750x406px) Image search: [Google]

72KB, 750x406px

>>28884459
One year later

>Lighting your joint, you smoothly inhale a puff of smoke into your lungs before slowly exhaling it
>Just like that, you’ve taken off the edge
>Across from the leather couch you sit on, the tv reporter shuffles his papers and solemnly stares straight at you
>”The search for the Stockyard Slasher continues after another grisly murder last night took the life of a cab driver and a father of three. Although the victim was found with a deep laceration around his throat like the previous victims, new evidence has begun to emerge which indicates that this most recent murder may in fact be the work of a copy-cat killer.”
“Copy cat huh?”
>You recline further back into your seat as you close your eyes and listen to the man speak
“Or maybe the killer made a new friend?”
>You take another drag on your joint as you relax further and begin to mentally block out the man’s voice
>Your gaze lazily drifts over the room as you take in the surroundings
>This apartment of yours is a bit smaller than your old place, but for someone living on their own you think it’s perfect
>Plenty of privacy, and a nice view out the fifth story window as well
>Real peaceful place to rest your head, but tonight you know you can’t do much resting
>Dropping your joint in your ash tray, you pull yourself up to your feet
>Cracking your head and stretching your arms, you glance over to the machete in it’s holster that lies against the wall
>Picking it up, you securely fasten it on your belt and behind your back, with the handle pointed diagonally downwards where it can easily be reached with your right hand
>Tossing on a denim jacket and glancing in your mirror, you see that the machete is concealed well behind your back and buttocks

File: Treehugger Worried.jpg (268KB, 1024x1024px) Image search: [Google]

268KB, 1024x1024px

>>28888304
>You walk over to your kitchen and grab one of the strings of garlic hanging off of your ceiling, which you proceed to hide around your neck and under your shirt
>Finally, you reach inside your coat pocket and take out a bandanna which you tie around the top of your head over your dreadlocks
“Here we go again.”
>Walking out your door, you begin to steel yourself for tonight’s hunt
>You’re so focused, that you only just now notice the figure up ahead as he fumbles with his keys
>”This fucking thing…”
>You pick your head up as he bangs his fist against the door with a snarl
>Caught off guard by his display, you reach for the machete only to freeze as he looks to you
>The two of you stare at each other for a few moments as you take in his appearance
>He looks to be a somewhat younger man with messy hair, broad shoulders, a clean shaven face, and dark skin under his drooping eyes
”Uhhh sup.”
>”Hi uhhh…”
“Treehugger, and you’re…”
>”My name’s Shining Armor.”
“Right, I don’t think we’ve met yet. I just moved in down the hall not that long ago.”
>”Yeah, same here.”
>You give the guy a smile which he slowly returns
“Having trouble with the door?”
>”You can say that. Damn thing won’t budge.”
“My door’s the same way, here.”
>You walk up by his side, take the key out of the lock and shove it back in whilst throwing your weight up against the door handle
>The door finally unlocks as you push it open
“There, just needs a little muscle.”
>”Heh thanks.”

File: Shining Glaring.png (541KB, 1280x1001px) Image search: [Google]

541KB, 1280x1001px

>>28888360
>Now that you’re up close you can smell a bit of booze on his breathe, though he looks to be fairly sober
>While you’re taking a closer look at him you’re treated to a good look at his Aura
>It’s honestly like nothing you’ve seen before
>His Aura looks quite sturdy, and it sticks noticeably close to his body
>True to his name, it also looks somewhat shiny almost like metal
>If you weren’t up close to him, it’s possible you might mistake his Aura for a suit of shining armor
>“Something wrong?”
“What?”
>Your eyes widen as you shake your head, realizing that you had been checking him out for a rather long time
>”Would you uh, like to come in?”
“Oh, uhm…”
>You rub the back of your head as you feel the machete bristle against your back
“… now’s kind of a bad time for me.”
>”Oh, that’s cool.”
“Yeah…”
>”Well thanks for giving me a hand, I’ll see you around.”
>You frown as he steps inside his room
“You doing anything tomorrow?”
>”Tomorrow?”
“Yeah, I mean like, we’re neighbors and all man. We should like, get to know each other.”
>Shining stares at you with a blank look before smiling
>”You free tomorrow night?”
“Tomorrow night?”
>You’re honestly not sure if you’ll find anything meaningful about this new target of yours tonight
>Could take weeks…
“I’m probably going to be busy tomorrow night… you doing anything during the day?”
>Shining frowns in return
>”I’m kind of working all day tomorrow.”
“Oh, bummer…”

File: Treehugger Smile.jpg (139KB, 1024x1024px) Image search: [Google]

139KB, 1024x1024px

>>28888421
>The two of you awkwardly stand beside each other a few moments before you effect a smile for him
“Well, let me know whenever your free Dude.”
>”Yeah, will do. You have a good night Treehugger.”
“You too.”
>You give him a small wave as you step down the hallway and he closes the door
“Dude… you look like The Dude around here.”
>You chuckle to yourself as you step down the stairs and hit the streets
>Your smile fades as you march down the sidewalk, your right hand hovering close over the machete behind your back
>You had moved over a thousand miles away from where you had lived your entire life, hoping to start over…
>… and hoping to continue your Hunt
>Your eyes narrow as you stare down the dark and empty street
>Slowly, your eyes widen as everything illuminates
>Not a sign of life at all, not one Aura
>You breathe a sigh of relief as you continue your solitary march
“There’s a lot of messed up shit in the world…”
>A small smile purses your lips
“… but there’s always a sunrise the next morning.”
>Suddenly, a jolt pierces through your mind
>Sucking in all your breathe, you close your eyes and drop to your knees
>Opening them once more, you send your spirt out as it races through the buildings at the speed of light
>Flying through the air, you glare down at a dark and shadowy aura as it creeps through the alleyway
>A scantily clad young woman stumbles roughly twenty feet ahead of it, clearly drunk off her ass
>The monstrous figure bares it’s fangs as it slowly creeps along
>Rushing back into your body, you rise up to your feet and lay a hand on the machete behind your back
>Glaring down an alley way, you break off into a sprint after the monster
>Charging through the darkness, you carry on the Hunt

File: Treehugger Human2.png (251KB, 444x1531px) Image search: [Google]

251KB, 444x1531px

>>28888472

http://pastebin.com/3QnqhKb4

That concludes
Treehugger: Hippy Vampire Hunter!

I'm pretty happy to have been able to share this story with ya'll. If you have any feedback or criticism or any questions for me then I'd love to hear them, otherwise thanks for reading!

>>28888888
No fun allowed.

File: 1027582__solo_applejack_clothes_solo+female_breasts_humanized_equestria+girls_questionable_panties_underwear.png (915KB, 1193x1666px) Image search: [Google]

915KB, 1193x1666px

I'm thinking to try posting those parts again but with corresponding pics and tracks to go along with them but it's probably unnecessary. Any advice? Gripes about what writefags tend to do is also welcome.
>>28885938
I need practice portraying different characters so I have more insight on what they'd be like. So far Anon's just me with random changes here and there. Though the general action he takes are what you or I would do just with a different approach. How would you grumble about and make fun of your parents?
>>28886725
You go to a sleepover with the Humane 6/7 and stealthily fuck AJ's thighs or butt at some point.
Probably shouldn't have been so broad with how I wrapped up this dump. I just started it, but when I think it's finished I'll say so.
>>28886269
>>28887230
I plan to.
>>28887320
I'll go make a pastebin right now.
>>28888691
What was it?

>>28888566
Nice, saved the story.

>>28887320
>>28889151
And the pastebin for future preservation
http://pastebin.com/dG53TiZL

File: 395px-Nice.jpg (29KB, 395x494px) Image search: [Google]

29KB, 395x494px

>>28889389
Neat. Why BisonBison? This guy?

>>28889389
I just checked it, thought you had more from writing before.

>>28888360
Kek, I don't mind the irony, I can kinda dig TreeShine. I would prefer Incog, but whatever.

>>28889634
kek I didn't make the connection until after I made it honestly. I had the American bison's scientific name in mind which is just 'bison bison'. It's simple and catchy, easy to remember.

>>28889711
That works too.

>>28889723
I guess M. Bison's reputation helps make it more memorable too. I've only played Street Fighter on a GBA emulator.

Figure I'll put this here for the master pastebin
Dancing With The Moonlight
http://pastebin.com/W95D8fhQ

bump from 9
>>28890297
Thanks mang, I don't know this story but will read it soon.

I need trap/futa story links RIGHT NOW

>>28891059
Got none. That shit is trash, on that note though go check fimfiction for that garbage.

>>28891059
I hesitate to ask, but why?

>>28891093
because i like traps/futa?
what a fucking retarded question

>>28891119
Yeah, your kind of degeneracy was never a thing here, so go with what this guy said>>28891085
your better off googling that or checking fim, futa is unpopular here.

>>28890297
Oh shit I remember this story now, are you going to finish it soon?

>>28891358
It's nearing the end

>>28891414
Based, I am going through to the part I left off on and getting ready to read the update.

File: 1182658__solo_twilight+sparkle_solo+female_suggestive_simple+background_plot_glasses_book_wat_white+background.jpg (73KB, 1280x1072px) Image search: [Google]

73KB, 1280x1072px

>>28891414
Started reading pretty recently. We need more nerdy girls acting cute.

>>28892166
this

File: 1282674__solo_nudity_applejack_solo+female_equestria+girls_humanized_questionable_ass_feet_barefoot.jpg (86KB, 1024x1325px) Image search: [Google]

86KB, 1024x1325px

>>28878114

>>28892839
my first thought was Applejack, but maybe Derpy?

File: Dissapoontment.jpg (24KB, 500x333px) Image search: [Google]

24KB, 500x333px

>>28892844
>what are filenames

>>28893508
Fuck you, I woke up to early and was tired.

File: 1475209079411.jpg (670KB, 1379x800px)

670KB, 1379x800px

bump from 9

File: 1475993406338.png (297KB, 785x1024px) Image search: [Google]

297KB, 785x1024px

bump from 9 again.

File: 1477256081821.jpg (154KB, 1100x825px) Image search: [Google]

154KB, 1100x825px

bump

>>28890297
This is pretty good

>>28894359
>>28895018
>>28895687
>Get on and see this
Guys, you can occupy yourselves until the thread's breadwinners arrive or until they decide to stop lurking.
What are your hopes/worries for things mlp related? Toys? The show? I feel like the series will be milked to death instead of getting a proper end and farewell.

>>28895987
Your probably right, I just come here for the writefags and smut at this point. Also those pics are all posted by me.

File: 535815__safe_solo_humanized_equestria+girls_sunset+shimmer_smoking_pony+coloring_cigarette_artist-colon-reiduran.png (104KB, 500x513px) Image search: [Google]

104KB, 500x513px

>>28896001
I understand, there's not much else going on but no point indoing nothing. What drew you to fingerbang? I came here because it was the only eqg that wasn't for a single character that had some order.

>>28896189
I was here for the start because of that. Called discord the downfall when it was first brought up to, vindication and the last few writefags the post here are what keep me going.

>>28896241
Man, it felt like a war was being fought in another country and my own countrymen were needlessly involving themselves in it. Writefags and vindication are my drive too. There are drawfags, though not a lot. I'd like to draw, but my shaking hands don't do well with a mouse and I'm too poor for a tablet. There's always pixel art though.

>>28896427
I just keep the place bumped with pics when necessary.

>>28896446
That's your superpower?

>>28896571
He's the hero /fbg/ needs

>>28896901
But not the one it deserves

File: 1477019376983.png (530KB, 600x645px) Image search: [Google]

530KB, 600x645px

>>28897001
>>28896901
>>28896571
And I am going to sleep for tonight. Goodnight.

>>28896901
If Fingerbang actually has a hero, who would it be and why?

>>28897049
GreentextSavant

>>28897056
SeentextGravant

>>28897049
NaOH

>>28897162
This when you consider the shit we've given him in the past.

>>28897277
He's rarely here anymore, though.

File: 1477000148763.jpg (230KB, 869x1232px)

230KB, 869x1232px

>>28879475
>Implying it won't be basically Okusan with Flutters
Hey, that would actually be cool

>>28897277
this
anytime he actually posts, all people do is him a spic and tell him to post more.
i just want him to finish the damn story. I dont really care how long it takes as long as its good

>>28897162
>>28897056
The only two heroes we need.

>>28897483
I want a good ending, or as close as we can get to a goodish ending. Also to stop the fucking choose your own adventure shtick. I can only assume that's why he takes for fucking ever to update anything. The prick wants us to pick the bad ending and waits as long as possible to force that ending.

>>28897049
I have to say green too. He was the only one posting here for like a week at one point.

>>28897557
Greeny is bae

>>28897049
DCFTEF

>>28897507
>inb4 anon dies again, and starts over again, and fucks rarity again

>>28897049
Fungibong.

File: 1062894__safe_solo_humanized_equestria+girls_sunset+shimmer_ass_surprised_bunset+shimmer_artist-colon-mojot_daily+sunset.jpg (83KB, 650x800px) Image search: [Google]

83KB, 650x800px

>>28897789
Did the elements' power get restored to what it was before or do they remain drained? Anon kept his memories and the girls still vaguely remember him like it's deja vu. I have to know.

'Night Anons.

File: 1479446214953.png (485KB, 550x2620px) Image search: [Google]

485KB, 550x2620px

>>28890297
>No spergy nerd gf to ride your face.

File: 201503_1823_ffihg_sm.jpg (32KB, 300x464px)

32KB, 300x464px

>>28898867
Feels bad man.

>>28898363
Everything was reset and the only thing that changed was Anon remembering the previous timeline so he can take a different path.

>>28897473
>tfw all of the Okusan doujin are ntf
Fucking japs, THEY DESERVE 1000 MORE NUKES!

>>28879440
There is one, but she basically takes it by force. The "good" kind, anyways.

>>28900417
Link to it please. My boner is ready to eject.

>>28900417
I'm ready anon, gimmie

>>28900424
>>28900436
http://pastebin.com/0iyVbn59
Old one, but it will give you on what you want later on. There was another writer who made something about a doll house in a different thread, but that is some creepy levels right there.

>page 7

>>28901381
>page 1

File: Her initials say PC, lol get it? Like PC principal from South Park! Oh my gosh these filenames are so funny and clever! XDDDD.png (201KB, 650x650px) Image search: [Google]

201KB, 650x650px

>It's been a long time since you were promised to have "the talk" from Celestia.
>She's been your mentor ever since you were much younger than today, and procreation has been a mystery to you for many years.
>But today, the day after your birthday, she approaches you.
>"My dearest student, you are finally 18 years old. I do believe it's time for me to show you how people have children."
>She used to say that she'd tell you, not show.
"What do you mean?"
>"Follow me."
>She herds you into her office, alone. Sitting down in her chair and curling her index finger towards you.
>"Come sit with me."
>Hesitantly approach her, soon piecing together that you must sit on her lap.
>"Undo the front of your pants for me."
>You nervously obey, not understanding what she wants to happen here.
>After you're wide open, Celestia reaches in between the flap of your boxers and softly wraps her fingers around your member, prompting it to become excited.
>She frees it from your clothing and holds it in her hand. "What's happening right now is called an erection. It's that thing that happens when your penis starts to stand straight up. I'm sure this may have happened to you before, no?"
"I-It has..." You stutter.
>"Let me show you what you can do with this." Celestia directs your hands to the front of her pants. "Women have a vagina, and the people have children is for the man to insert his erect penis into the vagina, which is called sexual intercourse."
>Your hands automatically find themselves undoing Celestia's pants and pulling them down.
>"This is perfectly natural, all of it. It practically happens on its own if you don't even think about it."
>Celestia starts to stroke her hand up and down your shaft. "This feel good? It's okay to like this. You're supposed to like it... everyone is; it just makes you normal like everybody else."
>You reach under her panties and make contact with moist bare skin with the tips of your fingers. You jump at the feeling.

Who wants me to continue this?

>>28901802
I do, we also have seen you much lately, you doing alright?

>>28901802
>A 18 year old highschool student that doesn't know how to fuck
Tweek it a bit, this is a bit to far in the stupid disbelieve idea for it to be convincing. However a thirsty milflestia teaching her favorite virgin student is a different story.

File: I just posted a random gif without looking at what it was first.gif (936KB, 500x500px) Image search: [Google]

936KB, 500x500px

>>28901814
I am well, just didn't post a lot of the things I typed yet because it's more of Time After Time.
>>28901829
I don't care about realistic stuff right now. I'd rather have him be of legal age so I'm posting within the rules.
Just imagine the school being an uptight religious/charter school that prohibits anything lewd or something, I dunno.
Somewhat irrelevant, but now that I think about it, I'd kind of enjoy going to a school like that more than a college campus where people party and drink a lot. But that's just me straying from the current point.

>>28901904
>spoiler
[excited]

>>28901904
Yes! Finally more of that story! You better make a thread soon.

>>28899371
Huh. But will they give him another chance?

>>28901904
That story's not finished yet?

>>28901802
Yes continue please

>>28902041
obvi

>>28902281
If Anon dies and they do give him another chance (they will probably continue to turn things back whenever he dies) NaOH will probably just make him fuck up all over again, and worse than before each time. Just like how we get better at killing people over the dozens of retries in HM.
If they won't, he can't afford to fuck up anymore than he already has and needs to get his head out of his ass, assuming Anon truly wants to.
Considering all this it's better to just take things in the story as they come. It's more exciting to not expect what's going to happen.
And NaOH, again, just take you story where you want to. We (or at least I) read your stories to experience your views and expression in literature. Don't ask where you want us to put our dicks in whichever characters and you ;^)

>>28902789
You do realize the entire premise to this thought hinges on the fact he stops doing the choose your own adventure choice he does right? He wont end it willingly, even trying to get people to make horrible decisions to fuck up the story when everyone, and at this point I am certain it is EVERYONE, wants him to stop making Anon act like a fucking idiot and just get on with it to a goodish ending. Well as close to a goodish ending as we can get at any rate. Which again means to stop doing what he has been doing with the story so far, and I doubt he is willing to do that.

>>28902806
It was just a CYOA from the beginning? Now I'm wondering why he decided to do it.

>>28902838
We no, not quite, but he keeps having the readers make choices on what his next action should be even when we all universally tell him to fucking give us the good ending, or at least as close to the one that is remotely like it. That is why it takes forever for him to put out anything, its because he hopes to make as much edgy shit as he possibly can and most likely start it over and over again with Anon learning nothing, and he is just flabbergasted as to why we don't want that when he gives us the option. Hell just look in any of the last threads where he made an update with a choice at the end of it, there is a samefag that tries to argue for the dumbest option and manages to trick people into picking it, then he waits for days, to actually call the vote hoping that the wrong choice is called to win, he doesn't have the ending he expected us to want made on time. Its why I think he hasn't had Anon learn anything from his actions so that he has an out to go right back to the same retarded shit.

>>28902882
>We no
Well*

>>28900493
I hate it when the psycos win, and its poorly written too.

>>28904525
That's an awesome bump, Anon.

File: Sunny Smile.jpg (82KB, 529x529px) Image search: [Google]

82KB, 529x529px

>>28901802
Not really, Grey. You have a lot of ongoing stories, it seems, and you're already good with this kind of waifufagging and story telling.

Try something completely different, maybe?

haha no

haha no

>>28902838
Yes. It was since the first part. Also anons voted to kill Dark Ember which made Dark Blood to break out of prison...we could've left Ember alone.

>>28906114
Wasn't he the one who shot Anon at the end of the first timeline?

>>28905209
>grey
>waifufagging
You should change your name to definitely Fapman, because only Fapman could make such a retarded connection.

File: 1475091287825.png (200KB, 980x753px)

200KB, 980x753px

bump from 9

File: tumblr_msnlr5aT2q1r2geqjo1_500Angular Momentum.gif (387KB, 500x500px)

387KB, 500x500px

>>28902153
I will really soon.
>>28905209
I'm going to start an entirely new story just to spite you, Fapman.

Title: The Great and Powerfil /k/xie.
>Nevertheless, Trixie had welcomed the winter once it had set in.
>She bundled up as much as she could and stayed outside most of the time, frolicking around in the gathering snow. She knew that it was the time of year that no one would be able to find her out here.
>With a few days of the winter already behind her, Trixie wastes no time in what she does; she gathers many sticks and twigs to use.
>It’s only during the morning when it’s cold enough for Trixie’s fingers to be completely numb. She starts sanding down the sticks and twigs with small rocks to make them smoother.
>She is going to create a real magic wand, just like the Harry Potters and stuff.
>All day long she would continue to light up the end of the stick like a candle and point it at passing squirrels and rabbits.
>”Expecto Patronum!” The girl keeps her arms stretched out in front of her with the most determined look in her eyes.
>Nothing happens. The little critters are free to live another day. And trixie is not okay with that.
>”HOW DARE YOU RESIST THE MAGIC OF THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE!”
>The echo of her voice spreads through the forest like a wildfire, foreshadowing something Trixie wants to do with magic.
>She goes back home, unsuccessful.
>But that doesn’t stop her from coming back the next day.
>This time, she had snuck into her grandfather’s basement and stole some of his napalm rounds he used in the great canterlot war that happened decades ago.
>Collecting enough sticks in the morning, Trixie forces her hands to get Hypothermia; it’s the only way this can work without the girl feeling the pain of the fire on her hands.
>Elephant tranquilizer didn’t work last time, and Trixie had woken up in the hospital with her parents shaking their heads.

>>28906414
yes, but if Anon hadn't killed him in the second timeline and beaten him in the first then we wouldn't be in this mess.

>>28907986
>She sticks the sharp end of the shredded twig into the hole of the napalm round, and lights the far end up in a campfire.
>It glows like a religious candle.
>The wind quietly howls as Trixie waits for some prey to pass by as the stick meanwhile spreads its flames to her fingers. She can’t feel a thing because hypothermia, remember?
>Out of literally nowhere, a squabbit (combination of a squirrel and a rabbit that Brickelberry created) hops. And it eyes Trixie with an angry challenging glare as it feels threatened by her magic wizard wand.
>Trixie ambitiously points her wand at the squabbit. “WE ARE ANOMALOUS. WE ARE REGION. FORGIVE AND FORGET. E X P E C T O P A T R O N U M !”
>A sudden burst of flames emits from the end of the wand and showers the squabbit in its holiness. Trixie sings in an angelic voice as this happens.
>The bushes around the now dead and roasted critter catch fire MAGICAL FIRE.
>On the ground, the dirt catches fire to because magic dirt. MAGIC DIRT.
>The trees are soon set ablaze, and Trixie evacuates the area as soon as she’s done taking pictures with her phone and posting them on Instagram.
>After getting permanently banned and expelled from Instagram, she goes onto is 4chan. She clicks on /k/.
>[Trixie fucked up bad, /k/.]
>The god damn legend continues.
E N D

I typed this on the bus ride over to a relative's house for Thanksgiving, which is where I am now and the reason why I'm another new IP in this thread.

>>28907997
Can you continue time after time now?

>>28908490
You forgot the magical words: "you cuck".

>>28909226
...? I don't get it

>>28909434
Meta shit that kills this thread. Ignore it.

>>28909455
le dead thread maymay

>>28909455
We aint dying anymore, kinda.

File: full[1].png (806KB, 1251x694px) Image search: [Google]

806KB, 1251x694px

Why is Aria often so though and dominant in the greens when she's the biggest beta bitch in the show ? Yeah, she will put up a tough face and complain behind your back but almost any character should be able to break her in.

File: 1454016562820.jpg (160KB, 807x1052px)

160KB, 807x1052px

bump from 9

File: 1474403414369.jpg (30KB, 426x600px) Image search: [Google]

30KB, 426x600px

bump

File: 1474673971621.jpg (70KB, 524x810px) Image search: [Google]

70KB, 524x810px

bump from 9

>>28878114
that picture is traced

File: gif-more-and-img.gif (1022KB, 500x281px) Image search: [Google]

1022KB, 500x281px

>>28913543

>>28913559
rip

haha no

I hope Sarge is okay. Was late October the last we heard from him?

>>28915562
That faggot is around, lurking n shit.

>>28915562
he said he's always lurking and that he'd post when his hand heals.
i miss him too anon

haha no

>>28916557
What are you talking about?

File: ears up.png (334KB, 609x779px) Image search: [Google]

334KB, 609x779px

>>28910344
Holy shit he's fuckin' right.
I never thought about it that way.
This changes green forever.

>>28910344
Aria is only Adagio's bitch.
But let's be honest, almost everyone could be Adagio's bitch. She's alpha as fuck.

God, this thread make me addiction or something.

>>28919056
Never overdose on fingerbang

File: large[1].png (572KB, 1151x720px)

572KB, 1151x720px

>>28918333
>alpha as fuck

>>28905674
>>28906092
haha yes

Hey, anyone know the current state of Alexander Grey and Time After Time. After seeing what he posted under the comment section of Rejecting Sunset on fimfiction seems like it might be done. If true, damn I really loved Time After Time.

>>28919875
You have to say "Write time after time you cuck"

>>28920900
Is this a meme I'm not aware of?

>>28921187
If it is I haven't heard of it either, but another anon did say this >>28909455 which makes me conclude it's something irrelevant.

>>28921187
Kind of lost myself, but I really liked the story and the writing and I thought the pacing was perfect.Say what anyone will about it, but it was my favorite green. So, whether Alexander Grey continues it or not cheers to him/her for a great green and thanks for writing as long as he/she did.

>>28921205

Just saw that myself, didn't know they were the same person, if it's true.

>>28921247
Either way, cheers again :)

Okay, allow me to clear things up.
>>28921235
See >>28901904 because GreentextSavant is AlexanderGrey and he said just here that he's still going with TaT.
>>28921187
>>28921205
It's indeed an old irrelevant meme that's a lot more dead than Fingerbang itself at this point. I think it was something Disco or someone started.

>>28921280
Are you telling me that the guy who posts greentext every day this year is the same guy who wrote that massive fucking green last year?
The fuck?

>>28921280
Thanks a lot for clearing things up, I had no idea not did I see I completely missed that post about TaT. And to AlexanderGrey or GreentextSavant, which ever you prefer, thanks for all the hard work and green you supply. Keep it up!

File: rainboop.jpg (2MB, 1936x2592px)

2MB, 1936x2592px

How much RD do I have to post to bring back NaOH?

>>28921670
Don't waste your time or pictures. He will come back when he feels like it.

File: patientlywaiting.gif (527KB, 300x360px)

527KB, 300x360px

>>28921972
Okie dokie.

File: 1400653355317.jpg (70KB, 600x750px) Image search: [Google]

70KB, 600x750px

Good night fingerbangers.

>>28922532
G'night

>>28922532
Night faggot

>>28921670
>tfw no qt RD cosplayer to cuddle

https://soundcloud.com/yungterra/d-i-s-t-u-r-b-e-d-stricken

File: 1478062102968.png (495KB, 1239x811px) Image search: [Google]

495KB, 1239x811px

>>28921670
>RD
Post a better girl then.

File: 1299843__solo_rainbow+dash_clothes_solo+female_equestria+girls_suggestive_looking+at+you_panties_ass_underwear.jpg (1MB, 3209x2448px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 3209x2448px

>>28923937
Can't

File: medium.jpg (188KB, 642x600px)

188KB, 642x600px

>>28923937

File: 1282731__solo_rarity_clothes_solo+female_breasts_blushing_equestria+girls_humanized_suggestive_looking+at+you.jpg (206KB, 710x1000px)

206KB, 710x1000px

>>28923937

>>28923945
>>28924371
>>28924393
Unnf...must fuck.

File: 1476597564285.png (216KB, 960x1440px) Image search: [Google]

216KB, 960x1440px

>>28924818

>>28924875
Breed them hips.

File: 1476750221013.jpg (3MB, 2550x3128px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 2550x3128px

>>28924884

>>28924875
>>28924911
I wanna grab her by hips and do MANY uncouth things with and to her

File: morning sunshine.png (478KB, 760x930px)

478KB, 760x930px

>>28924875
>>28924911
I insist that you stop posting lewd images of my waifu
Only I can do that

File: 1263620__solo_clothes_solo+female_breasts_blushing_equestria+girls_suggestive_looking+at+you_belly+button_bedroom+eyes.jpg (500KB, 1800x2400px)

500KB, 1800x2400px

>>28925307
Fucking make me.

I'm stopping when the green comes back.

File: 1461967627427.jpg (103KB, 778x1024px) Image search: [Google]

103KB, 778x1024px

>>28925332

File: 1478414866262.png (145KB, 428x552px) Image search: [Google]

145KB, 428x552px

>>28925363

File: 1460599454466.png (840KB, 750x1125px)

840KB, 750x1125px

>>28925399

File: 1462828286886.jpg (644KB, 1280x1355px) Image search: [Google]

644KB, 1280x1355px

>>28925408

File: 1462032386879.png (474KB, 817x918px) Image search: [Google]

474KB, 817x918px

>>28925430

File: 1300653__solo_clothes_solo+female_breasts_equestria+girls_humanized_suggestive_belly+button_sunset+shimmer_looking+back.jpg (804KB, 2420x3508px) Image search: [Google]

804KB, 2420x3508px

>>28925475

File: 1296390__safe_solo_clothes_solo+female_breasts_simple+background_equestria+girls_humanized_smiling_looking+at+you.png (383KB, 1076x1920px) Image search: [Google]

383KB, 1076x1920px

>>28925481

File: 1297373__solo_clothes_solo+female_breasts_equestria+girls_suggestive_belly+button_sunset+shimmer_absurd+res_swimsuit.jpg (3MB, 3090x4000px)

3MB, 3090x4000px

>>28925511

File: 1460082057961.jpg (791KB, 1006x1308px) Image search: [Google]

791KB, 1006x1308px

>>28925516

>>28925511
>her shadow has a thigh gap

File: 1466771197251.png (220KB, 632x1264px) Image search: [Google]

220KB, 632x1264px

>>28925525

File: 1466723236819.jpg (68KB, 572x1428px) Image search: [Google]

68KB, 572x1428px

>>28925550

File: 1467214655002.jpg (259KB, 800x1005px) Image search: [Google]

259KB, 800x1005px

>>28925565

File: 1467698089709.jpg (343KB, 954x1500px) Image search: [Google]

343KB, 954x1500px

>>28925580

File: 1461962420917.png (1MB, 1200x1093px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1200x1093px

>>28925615

>>28924875
>>28924884
>>28924911
>>28925226
>>28925307
>>28925332
>>28925363
>>28925399
>>28925408
>>28925430
>>28925475
>>28925481
>>28925511
>>28925516
>>28925525
>>28925549
>>28925550
>>28925565
>>28925580
>>28925615
>>28925631
and you wonder why people hate Shimmerfags
take this image dump to your own thread

File: 1478280141564.png (285KB, 1024x1024px)

285KB, 1024x1024px

>>28925638
Fine, have it your way.

Was running low anyway.

File: 1477596533984.jpg (132KB, 1024x1448px) Image search: [Google]

132KB, 1024x1448px

bump from 9

haha no

File: 1476920463702.png (249KB, 1046x896px) Image search: [Google]

249KB, 1046x896px

bump from 9

File: 1475286207213.png (954KB, 1473x1143px) Image search: [Google]

954KB, 1473x1143px

bump from 10

>>28919056
Shhh only love.

>>28927709
What is she scared of?

>>28929018
Fear itself

>>28927709
Being rejected by Anon

>>28929689

>>28930132
>>28930132
samefag

page 10

File: 1474409839681.jpg (688KB, 830x1280px)

688KB, 830x1280px

bump again

Hold on a second.
So SeentextGravant is really Alexander the Great?

>>28932973
where the fuck have you been?

>>28882622
>implying that anything he says is actually true

File: ..png (325KB, 1021x571px) Image search: [Google]

325KB, 1021x571px

>>28932973
Alexander The Great was a Macedonian king who conquered the Achaemenid Persian Empire in ancient times.

Alexander Grey just fools around on the internet, often under the name of GreentextSavant.

File: 1455858079172.gif (446KB, 300x186px) Image search: [Google]

446KB, 300x186px

>>28933014
This basically.

>>28933856

>>28934473
And on this thanksgiving, I'm thankful for shitty bumps. not

File: 1476549332338.jpg (821KB, 2265x2000px)

821KB, 2265x2000px

>>28934554
bump from 8

>>28933014
Isn't Serenity Grey as well?

Bump for some green if any, also happy thanksgiving guys.

File: 1475257899879.png (96KB, 541x641px) Image search: [Google]

96KB, 541x641px

bump

File: 1473256459190.png (1MB, 1244x1896px)

1MB, 1244x1896px

bump from 9

File: 732380__safe_equestria+girls_cute_crossover_rainbow+rocks_wink_sonata+dusk_spoiler-colon-rainbow+rocks_artist-colon-carnifex_marvel.jpg (42KB, 555x720px) Image search: [Google]

42KB, 555x720px

Are we /dzg/ now? Because last time I checked we weren't.

File: bendover.png (551KB, 1232x796px)

551KB, 1232x796px

>>28938280
Believe what you want.

>>28938776
I believe we are a shell of a thread that once was....

>>28895687
>implying dash can read

'

>>28939165
This board is a shell of what it once was.

>>28940514

>>28939165
Honestly, this thread always has been shitty

File: 1478058179725.png (2MB, 1920x1080px)

2MB, 1920x1080px

bump from 9, did the writefags abandone us again?

File: 1478026146794.jpg (530KB, 1750x1750px) Image search: [Google]

530KB, 1750x1750px

bump

>>28942297
Because it's turkey time. Gobble gobble.

>>28943392
Not in mexico. Speaking of, I hope NaOH gets some free time soon.

>>28944262
Build wall

>>28944262
They can give thanks for not being stuck in Britain too.

File: large.jpg (94KB, 900x845px) Image search: [Google]

94KB, 900x845px

Previousy on WFD ASC: http://pastebin.com/gDR83Vgr

>3 hours later.
>It’s lunch time.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBS3w5OknZo
>Although you’re not really that hungry you make your way to the cafeteria.
>On the way there you hear some muffled voices coming from the girl’s restroom.
>[“oh my…”]
>It sounds like…Fluttershy.
>[“Come on, don’t ‘cha want to have some fun? The first one is free of charge. Some girls already got a taste of these sweeties…”]
>And that voice belongs to-
>GILDA!
>The hell is she doing to Fluttershy?
>Gilda wouldn’t actually dare to get Fluttershy hooked on that garbage now would she?
>[“Umm…no thanks.”]
>You have to do something.
>But you think carefully, if you burst through the door Gilda might get startled and you don’t even want to know what she might do afterwards.
>You decide to knock on the door first.
“Flutters? You there? Come on! It’s Pizza Friday!” You call.
>[“A-anon!”]
>[“She’s busy dweeb! Beat it!”] Gilda calls.
>That’s it.
>You open the door and take a peek inside.
>Gilda wasn’t expecting you to do that.
>Fluttershy, somehow, was.
>”What the heck Anon?! This is the girl’s restroom!” Gilda yells, “get out of here you pervert!”
>You decide to ignore her.
“Come on Fluttershy, let’s go…you don’t want to let Pinkie eat two whole pizzas by herself and leave us without nothing to eat do you?”
>Before Gilda decides to say more stupid shit, you turn to Fluttershy and ask with a stern look:
“Is Gilda bothering you Fluttershy?”
>Gilda stays quiet, and that gives Fluttershy enough time to walk out of the restroom unharmed, leaving a very pissed off Gilda behind.
>She lets out a relieved sigh.
“You okay Flutters?”
>”Y-yes…”
>You grab her by the arm, and she grabs yours tightly.
“You look tense, did something happen in there?”
>She shyly nods.
>”Let’s take a walk Anon… somewhere more private.”

File: 1289257__safe_solo_fluttershy_equestria+girls_screencap_cute_cropped_shyabetes.png (205KB, 540x620px) Image search: [Google]

205KB, 540x620px

>>28945080

>You both decide to skip lunch and go outside.
>The soccer pitch’s bleachers, to be exact.
>”Thank goodness you arrived Anon, it’s like you somehow knew I was in trouble…”
>Perhaps it was a coincidence…or not.
>You’re destined to protect your friends. It’s the purpose the so-called elements gave you another shot at life.
“Yeah I guess you’re right. What was that all about? I heard Gilda say that some girls got a taste of something.”
>Fluttershy nods.
>”Oh yes Anon, it’s horrible. I don’t know how…but some nasty people are selling some pills around Canterlot High, and I’m afraid Gilda is one of them and she knows what these pills do.”
>Crap.
>”She said that since I’m a prude I could use some action, oh how terrible, then she showed me a bunch of weird pills inside her backpack.”
“Really now?”
>”Yes, blue pills and green and purple capsules. Are these the drugs the media keeps talking about? Telling that they are more powerful that the drugs we get warned about in classes?”
“I’m afraid so, and it doesn’t surprise me, Gilda hangs out with very untrustworthy people…ever heard of Silver Fang?”
>Fluttershy gasps.
>”T-that meanie?”
>Fluttershy always manages to be cute, especially when it comes to describing assholes like Silver Fang.
“Yes, that one. I’m afraid Gilda is a member of her gang. Smart girl. Selling dope in a high school full of sheltered teens.”
>”…Sheltered?”
“I really want to know more about her doings, she can’t do that to our friends. Imagine, what if Pinkie Pie ended up as a washed-up addict?”
>Fluttershy gasps.
>”Don’t you ever say that again Anon!”
“Right, sorry.”

File: large.png (455KB, 576x1024px) Image search: [Google]

455KB, 576x1024px

>>28945088

>”Hmm…I don’t know what happened to Gilda, she used to be so friendly, Rainbow Dash told me that she attended elementary school with her and that they were pretty good friends. Then her dad died…and her mom married another man. A bad man.”
“Oh…”
>”If you want to know more about Gilda, just ask Rainbow Dash Anon, although she doesn’t like to talk much about her I’m sure you of all people can get Dash to talk, especially if it’s to help Gilda.”
>You give her an uneasy look.
“How can you say that? I’m sure she hates my guts right now.”
>Fluttershy giggles.
>”She doesn’t hate you Anon, in fact; she likes you…um, perhaps a little bit more than I do.”
“I know that but- wait what?”
>Fluttershy lets out a cute gasp and places both hands on her mouth, then she looks away embarrassed.
>”Whoops! I-I didn’t mean to say…I have to go!”
>Fluttershy stands up and tries to run away from you, but you grab her hand and stop her.
“Flutters…is that true?”
>She doesn’t know what to reply, so she just nods instead.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6E5mKpdLQlw
>Fluttershy calms down and sits down on the bleachers once again.
>”This is so embarrassing Anon, but yes…I like you a lot, ever since you selflessly carried me to school when I tripped and hurt my knee.”
>You smirk, trying not to laugh at the memory of how she fell.
>You release Fluttershy’s soft hand.
>”And then, you fought those big jerks by yourself. I was really afraid and you barged in to rescue me, Sunset…and Rarity.”
“Fluttershy…”
>She blushes even more.
>”A-anon?”
“Hmm?”
>”Can I tell you a secret?”

File: large.jpg (207KB, 791x1024px)

207KB, 791x1024px

>>28945097

>”Remember the dinner my parents organized for you? I lied.”
>Fluttershy?! Lying?!
“What?”
>Fluttershy smiles and lets out a sigh.
>”My parents didn’t come up with the idea themselves, it was my idea all along.”
“…that’s the lie?”
>She nods.
>”I wanted to thank you myself like that, and at the same time introduce you to my parents since they never let me date someone.”
>Wow.
“That’s…pretty cute coming from you Fluttershy,” you say as you place a hand on her soft and beautiful hand.
>”Eeep!”
”I never thought you liked me that much. But I have to tell you something-”
>Fluttershy’s heart misses a beat.
>”O-oh…Anon, I-I’m sorry if I offended you! I know you probably don’t want to be in a relationship since Rarity and Rainbow Dash hurt you and-“
“What are you talking about?” You interrupt her.
>”Huh?”
>You caress one of Fluttershy’s cheeks. (The one on her face of course.)
“I-I kind of like you as well Fluttershy,” you say as you open your jacket and show her the embroidery she did for you.”
>”Is that?”
>You nod.
“It’s now my favorite jacket, why? Because you wrote this tiny message in it.”
>”Oh my, I thought you wouldn’t like it, it’s written with pink thread after all.”
“Which makes it even more special. It’s got you written all over it.”
>Fluttershy looks away, this time with a blush on her cheeks and a smile that gets bigger each second that passes.
>”Anon?”
“Yeah?”
>Fluttershy gains some courage and does something you weren’t expecting.
>Her lips are on top of yours.
>She turned around and kissed you.
>Her eyes are close, while yours are wide open.
>It feels…good.

File: 1292409__safe_solo_fluttershy_equestria+girls_screencap_cute_animated_shyabetes_spoiler-colon-legend+of+everfree_legend+of+everfree.gif (700KB, 480x270px) Image search: [Google]

700KB, 480x270px

>>28945107

>Fluttershy is just, wow.
>How can you even describe it?
>It’s the best feeling in the world.
>A girl as beautiful and kind as Fluttershy loves a scumbag like you.
>And this kiss feels sincere, unlike Rarity’s multiple kisses.
>Guess she was right, and she wasn’t actually in love with you.
>You feel used, but at the same time, you feel like you deserved it.
>Perhaps Fluttershy is the girl you truly desire, as your inner voice said.
>And how could you not?
>She’s everything a man wants, and you probably don’t even deserve her.
>Fluttershy releases your lips, then lets out a giggle.
>”Um…I’m so sorry Anon, I just couldn’t help it.”
“Wow.”
>Fluttershy looks around.
>”I only hope nobody saw that. Especially,” Fluttershy lets out a loud gasp, “Rainbow Dash!”
“Huh?”
>”Rainbow Dash! I completely forgot about her…I feel terrible!”
“W-what for?”
>Fluttershy lets out a sigh.
>”Rainbow told me a not so long time ago that she had a crush on you and wanted me to help her catch your attention.”
“Really?”
>”Yes, oh my. I feel terrible, I feel as if I backstabbed her. I’m sorry I kissed you like that Anon! But you’re just so handsome and nice to me…”
>Fluttershy starts hyperventilating.
>”Rainbow wanted to be your girlfriend, and I promised I’d be there for her and help her in any way I could. Then, Rarity-”
>You place your index and middle fingers on Fluttershy’s mouth.

File: large.jpg (81KB, 700x878px) Image search: [Google]

81KB, 700x878px

>>28945115

“Hey, don’t get agitated like that, I am well aware of Rainbow’s crush. It’s been a hell of a week for her, Rarity and me. But I am working on it.”
>”You are? How?”
“Rarity was mad, you know why. And let this nice present on my forehead,” you say, pointing at your damaged forehead.
>”Oh my, I can’t believe I just noticed it. Rarity did this to you?”
“Yeah, anyways…both her and I had a talk and then we finally came to good terms. I’ll do the same with Rainbow Dash. So don’t worry too much about her, to be honest I like Dashie too, but I like you more and more each day.”
>Fluttershy smiles.
>”So you’re telling me there’s a chance we-“
>You shush her once again.
“It’s a possibility maybe, after all Bulk Biceps fancies you as well.”
>”Yes, I like him too, but he’s not half as good as you are Anon.”
“Neither is Rainbow Dash or Rarity compared to you Flutters, but I don’t want cause more havoc between us, so I’ll just have a talk with her and hope for the best.”
>Fluttershy looks slightly happy.
“Besides, who knows? We could probably work something out, and not have the eyes of the whole school all over us.”
>”Y-you mean, as…you and me, in secret?”
“Have you ever been at the Secret’s Stall?”
>Fluttershy nods.
“How many things are there written in it about me?”
>She smiles.
>“Lots, I lost count.”
“See? You wouldn’t like to see nasty stuff written in it about you would you?”
>”No, I wouldn’t.”

File: NO YOU'RE NOT YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE.png (215KB, 600x650px) Image search: [Google]

215KB, 600x650px

>>28945121

“Flutters, I like you a lot-“
>”So do I Anon! I-if this is what you want…then it’s fine by me.”
“Thank you Flutters…you can stop feeling guilty and leave Rainbow Dash to me.”
>”Okay, I trust you Anon. No one will find out about this.”
>You lean in for a kiss, which she gladly accepts.
>It’s time for you to try new horizons.
>Rainbow Dash was a bit unstable in the previous timeline.
>But in this one, it was too much.
>You’ll do your best to patch up things with her.
>Rarity’s already your friend with benefits.
>So is Fluttershy.
>If you can work something out with Rainbow, you’ll keep the three of them happy at the same time.
>You take a look at Fluttershy’s breasts and spot a piece of her bra popping out from her blouse.
>You’re a fucking genius.
>https://youtu.be/MV_3Dpw-BRY?t=11s

--------------------------------------------------------------

That's it for tonight.

File: 1471447760932.jpg (28KB, 300x391px)

28KB, 300x391px

>>28945107
>>28945115
>>28945136
God damnit, NaOH, bud, we already been over this. STOP MAKING ANON LOOK AND ACT LIKE A RETARD THAT LEARNS NOTHING, WE DONT WANT THAT SHIT ANYMORE! What do you have about against stopping this shit, like really, are we just not being that clear or something? At the very least you didn't try to encourage shitposters to fuck up the story with your choose what happens next segments, so I cant tell if your learning or not.

File: 1455611426429.jpg (92KB, 750x600px) Image search: [Google]

92KB, 750x600px

>>28945121
>>28945136
So after clearly fucking up again, you are still writing Anon as an idiot that learned nothing, NaOH I am all for a sudo harem ending, but you cant really do that with this Anon, he doesn't deserve it for one thing, and for another I don't believe he is smart enough to pull it off without ruining everything, again.

>>28945159
>>28945190
>expecting him to learn anything

>>28945234
Its the principle to try damnit! I cant just not say something! At the very least he didn't leave a choose how it goes part this time, so he DID learn something, not much I admit, but something!

>>28945251
then it is your fault for expecting anything from him

File: 1457113587584.jpg (52KB, 612x380px) Image search: [Google]

52KB, 612x380px

>>28945136
Unlike the other anons, I believe in you NaOH.
I believe that you have a plan, and man, it better be good.

If you are asking me, Fluttershy isn't a good endgame.
The endgame should be pinkie, sunset, applejack, or just rainbow in my opinion.

> NaOH updated
> It's huge

Today was a good day.

File: 1416637334117.png (413KB, 1280x720px)

413KB, 1280x720px

>>28945136
Every day we stray further from Sunset's light

File: 1478629887084.jpg (13KB, 405x405px)

13KB, 405x405px

>>28945190
>>28945159
>>28945390
>>28946133
All I'm asking is to be patient. And you're right, Anon doesn't deserve a harem, the end game will be RD or SS at this time I'm making him develop multiple relationships with benefits before shit hits the fan and no one loves him anymore, at all. He made his bed and now he has to lie in it.

>>28946399
YOU MADE HIS BED THOUGH, THERE WAS PLENTY OF TIMES FOR HIM TO LEARN A DAMN LESSON, BUT YOU JUST MADE HIM IGNORE IT IN FAVOR OF MAKING SHIT WORSE FOR NO REASON! Just quit this thing while your ahead, I for one personally don't trust you not to actually finish this without screwing up.

>>28946433
Ever heard of redemption? You'll see what I have up my sleeve.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pbUcmdDYcPA

>>28946444
HE HAD A CHANCE FOR REDEMTION, YOU ARE JUST MAKING HIM DO THE SAME MISTAKES HE DID ALREADY AND GOT CAUGHT FOR! WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK IS DIFFERENT WHEN DOING THIS?!

File: large.png (70KB, 1092x950px) Image search: [Google]

70KB, 1092x950px

>>28946461
By making the girls (the six of them) realize Anon is a manipulative piece of shit first. He'll just have to act in a different, (blood spilling way, to keep them safe and sound from the new threat. And don't yell, you're startling Fluttershy.

>>28946461
He's probably trying to piss us off for being assholes to him. Like what GreentextSavant is doing to the Sunset thread. Except the difference is that NaOH isn't as active or versatile as Greeny, and NaOH actually has a valid reason to be angry. Greeny just throws hissy fits over waifufags.

>>28946507
I just figured he went off the deep end and went insane.
>>28946495
The girls already know he is a manipulative shit though, you aren't doing anything new here. But whatever, if your insistent on making this a unnecessary shitshow because you literally cant do it any other way, then fuck it. You take forever to post something and I doubt even then your going to have Anon learn something anyways.