>"What's wrong, Anon? You're not afraid of

>>28873757
Baby every time we touch it's like lightning

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>>28873766
The last guy who came with this line still hasn't recovered.

>>28873766
>massive heartboner
love ya anon
you brightened my shit day

>>28873806
fuck i hated that episode
usually im all in for any dash episode but fuck him

>>28873757
>Anon works as electronics engineer and almost get's a hearth attack seeing Pegasi workers touching the electrical lines and poles with getting shocked because they are naturally resistant against it

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>>28873812
Why? He is one my favorite characters.

>>28873819
i see too much of myself in him

>>28873812
That episode was disgusting. I don't know why most of the board love Dave Rapp so much, all his episodes were completely terrible, with this fucking unbearable cringe humor. It's like he decided to write his episodes using literally all the shit I don't want to see in the show. Fuck him.

>>28873757
I love that green.
http://pastebin.com/Ba7NhccP
Continuation when?

>>28873967
this kills the thread.

>>28873757
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vST6hVRj2A

Yes. Not of the lightning itself, but of what usually comes with it.

>>28873757
I am not overly fond of what follows

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>>28873766
t. Zephyr Breeze

I got struck my lightning when I was 14. I feel like that's a good excuse to get a little nervous about it.

>>28873967
>The grin just keeps expanding like a Mongol horde.
That's it, I'm in. Hope it's a worthwhile read.

>>28874778
What did it feel like?

>>28874778
please explain

>>28873757
>Sadly anon could not answer as he had been reduced to a smoking corpse

>>28874778
Sticking your fork into an electric outlet does not make you the victim of lightning

>>28874806

I don't know. Waking up in the hospital later felt like the most unbelievably awful muscle aches I've every felt all over, plus burns that weren't so bad aside from the smell, plus being disoriented from a bunch of pain killers.

>>28874766
>tsuntsun
Q T
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>>28873757
Isn't there a green about this full of feels?

"lighting reminds me of....home"
>it ain't me starts playing
>anon stares into space waiting for the void to take him

>>28873967
I think assaultturtle has abandoned us
I really liked Ivory too

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>>28873757
my eyes!

>>28873757
What purpose does lightning serve in Equestria that they'd go so far as to manufacture it?

They can control the weather as they like, and while cycling through the seasons makes sense, why would they want something that has no innate benefit to the environment?

>>28875883
Nitrogen production
Transfer of charges between the clouds and ground