MLP General

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Season 6 & 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz


MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/

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pretty princess ponies with puffy pussies

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It's late

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>>28864544
It's even better when they merge together.

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>>28864566

late night horse time

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I see your ponk and raise you an apple.

>>28864565
touch them

>>28864572
in order to raise you have to raise the value

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>>28864576
That's what I did, silly sally.

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>>28864579

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>>28864572
Tex, please.
They're both cute ponies.

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>>28864586
Yeah, but one of them is the horse I married.

>>28864592
I didn't think that was legal

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>>28864592
Ditto, silly goose.
Figuratively speaking, of course.

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>>28864586

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>>28864599
Oh my~

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>>28864594
How could love between a man and a mare be illegal?

>>28864648
I'd hold her boulder.

just kidding, Limestone is an ugly pony

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>>28864661

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>>28864612
When she's already taken.
By me.

>>28864668
that's fucking graphic

>>28864665
I find it hilarious that a lot of her porn is her complaining about how awful the guy is at it.

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ayy

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>>28864673
I actually kinda like it
it's not something I seek out in porn but still

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>>28864668
Don't be silly, anon.

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>>28864559

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>>28864647
Why is she so awesome?

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>>28864683
You're the silly one, coveting another man's wife.

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Maid ponies!

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>>28864702
they just make such good maids

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>>28864702
Lover ponies!

>>28864566
>"It's late..."
>Her words - as gentle as her hooves on your shoulders - make the hairs on your arm stand up in anticipation.
>The bar is all but empty. A few stragglers make their way out the door, merrily stumbling into the street as they sing every worn out pub song they know, leaving you and the elegantly dressed mare alone at the bar as the barkeep takes stock of his remaining supplies.
>"I couldn't help but notice you sitting here all alone," she purrs, her hooves shifting over your shoulders and onto your chest as she presses her body to yours from behind.
>You turn to say something to her, but stop when you catch the scent of her breath. Pungently sweet, like tart, sugar-coated raisins.
>"Perhaps you'd care for a little company, on this cold autumn night?"

This mare seems a little frisky after her night of drinking. What do?

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>>28864700
That's what you're doing, anon.

Poor anon, thinking he's married to my wife.

>>28864709
Cuddle the fuck out of her.

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>>28864703
Sometimes they need convincing though.

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>>28864712
You think you're so great, just because you can draw. Well, you ain't. Y'ain't that great, Tex!

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>>28864717
Don't lash out at me, buddy, there's other mares out there for you.

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>>28864721
And that's where you're even more wrong. Because I know that, were she real, she'd want absolutely nothing to do with me, beyond selling apples and apple accessories. I wouldn't even be a blip on her radar.
I can't even fantasize that she'd "like me for me" because I don't even like me for me.

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>>28864735
Don't be like that, anon, be the change that you want to see in yourself.

>>28864709
keep her company

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>>28864744
Don't patronize me. I know plenty what's wrong with me.
The problem is just maintaining the motivation to change.

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>>28864760
It helps if you can get someone else in on your self help quest. Someone to make sure you stick to whatever regimen you make to better yourself.

>>28864760
Cute apple pouts

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>>28864768
That has yet to work. Probably because the people I try to drag into it are lazy fucks, too.
>>28864771
Absolute fucking cutest.

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>>28864780
Oh my god why do I love her appley little pouts so much. She can get so stern and mad but it just makes me want to hug her.

>>28864780
I want to take her out on a teen date

>>28864709
>>28864714
>Your sudden turn catches the older mare off guard, and in the span of a few blinks you have her wrapped in your arms - her fairly petite body held against yours as her legs dangle from your seated position on the bar stool.
>Her warm frame pressed against yours causes you to sigh with immediate appreciation, and you rest your head atop the mare's as your urge dictates.
>"W-well!" she exclaims, voice wavering slightly as you adjust your arms around her soft, fuzzy belly, "I wasn't expecting you to - oh my!"

>>28864757
>Suffice to say you're keeping her quite the company as you hold her in your lap - ruffling her semi-transparent and rather eloquent black nightgown. Realizing she may have bitten off more than she can chew when approaching you, she nervously sits in your arms.
>"S-so, then; Is this something you do frequently?" she asks in a teasing tone, forgetting the odd situation she's in for the moment, "Hugging random ponies, I mean."

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>>28864788
It's because she's best pony.

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>>28864789
Oh no you don't.

>>28864793
It depends on the pony

>>28864793
Only the ones I think are cute.

>>28864802
I think I do

>>28864793
yesssss

>>28864793
I would hardly call the major a random pony.

>>28864821
The major is my favorite pony
she's so cute and authoritative

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WHAT ARE YOU DOING INSIDE, BRO!

IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT, DUDE.
LET'S GO OUT AND SMASH, BRAH!

>>28864828
but I''m drinking and rep grinding

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>>28864810
>Unbeknownst to them, I had already secret gone on a date with teenage AJ
>soon she shall fall for me and my apple-loving ways
>my time-traveling shenanigans shall change the world for the better

All according to plan.

>>28864855
there's more to making AJ love you than just saying you like apples

>>28864828
Fine, but no bitching about me picking Little Mac. You always pick Zamus and flatten all the casuals.

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>>28864806
>"That depends on the pony," you reply slyly, squeezing the mare gently as she gives a gentle "Oh!" in surprise.
>"Now what could you mean by that?" The surprised tone of her voice is lilting and sarcastic - you can practically hear her batting her long eyelashes at you seductively.
>But you're past the point of playing such games.
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>>28864821
>"Only the ones I think are cute, Mayor Mare."
>"Ah so you do recognize me," she says softly, relaxing and letting herself sink into you, "Though I suppose I shouldn't be surprised; I'm not exactly a pony that can blend in with her constituents. Despite my best efforts."
>She sighs, her hooves falling over the top of your hands - still clasped around her and resting on her belly - before inching her butt more comfortably into your lap.
>"And now that you have me," she coos, "What exactly do you plan to do with me?"

>>28864860
Obviously, but being an apple lover certainly helps.

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>>28864855
I'll just go even further back.

>>28864864
Hold the mayor tight. So very tight.

>>28864855
>>28864880
I'll do you both one better! I'll go even further back, and seduce her mother!
...wait

>>28864860
once time I said I enjoyed apple juice and Big Macintosh immediately married me

>>28864864
let's explore our options shall we

>>28864890
I guess that's the way the apple crumbles

>>28864864
let's explore your ponut shall we

>>28864897
>going for anal before the first date is even over
Denied and thrown out of the establishment.

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>>28864889
YOU CAN'T STOP MY LOVE FOR APPLE. I'LL DO WHATEVER IT TAKES TO WIN HER HEART

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>Squeezing the grey-maned mayor earns you a gentle sigh of appreciation, and you find yourself nuzzling your head in the crook of the pony's neck to further comfort her as you reply, "I'm thinking it over."
>"Well, if you keep doing what you're doing then by all means take your time," she replies gently, allowing her head to rest on your shoulder as she sighs contentedly in your grasp. Her hind legs twitch gently in random spasms when you nuzzle her neck or tease her fuzzy underside with your fingers.
>>28864893
>"Mmm...well, I certainly wouldn't be opposed to you doing more of this," Mayor Mare sighs happily, "But, we could always have this conversation in a more...standard position."
>"Or," her voice drops to a whisper - softer than the gentle notes of the wine she had earlier in the night - "Perhaps you'd care to take this - and me - somewhere else?"
>Maybe it's your respective drinks speaking on behalf of each of you, but the offer is more than a little tempting. And, knowing how ponies are, the night could amount to some warm cuddles - if perhaps not something greater - instead of returning to being just another cold autumn night.
>But perhaps a more gradual approach to who exactly Mayor Mare is beyond the title is more appropriate?

Decisions, decisions....

>>28864966
I'm all for reading the fine print

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>>28864917
That's my horse.

>>28864966
So, her place or ours?

>>28864966
Just so we're clear, I'm not cuddling you because you're the mayor. I'm cuddling you because you are a cute mare and that goes beyond any political station.
So if you'd like to continue this in a more private setting, I'm perfectly alright with it. Autumn nights can get... lonesome.

>>28864966
Continue nuzzling and cuddling her, with increasing intensity

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>>28864890
I wonder if Fleetfoot ever got that red cock inside her

How hot was AJ's mom?

>>28865059
like an apple in a thong

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>>28865059
If her daughter is any indication, a stone cold fox.

What would [trigger] a pony?

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>>28865099
No friends.

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>"Well, my office is completely private at this hour," Mayor Mare replies softly, "But I wouldn't mind seeing where our handsome human resides either."
>You can feel Mayor Mare's heartbeat racing through your fingers on her belly and through her back against your chest. A hint of raggedness to her breathing tells even your buzzed senses all you need to know; The seasoned politician may be able to keep her tone steady, but her nerves give away just how anxious she is.
>It's only halfway through slipping your fingers inside the thigh-coverings of Mayor Mare's nightgown that you realize she suggested her office instead of her home - or perhaps she really lives in her office. The thought makes you chuckle, somewhat.
>"Wh-what?" Mayor Mare bites her lip as you run your fingers across her thigh, "I assure you I'm not - ah~ - I'm not joking when I s-say you're...attractive."
>>28865001
>"I can't say that was even on my mind," she says with a curt laugh, before your fingers and hands roaming across her thinly veiled body cause her to let out a soft moan, "B-but it is reassuring. To that effect, the barkeep w-won't be coming back until we leave. P-plausible deniability so the local tabloids aren't - ah! Oh gosh - a-aren't talking about this tomorr-OH!"
>Mayor Mare suddenly exclaims as your right hand drifts from the top of her leg to her cutie mark, gently appreciating her softness.
>The warmth of her body grows more intense as you knead her supple flank, working gently with your fingers and palm as a heat directly over your groin slowly grows more intense....

What's it going to be?

>>28865112
Anon's house, it's cozier. Maybe he could even start a fire they could cuddle and get grabby next to, or maybe go friskier?

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>>28865099
Friendship problems.
>>28865112
We'll go to our place. It's not fancy, but it's likely under less scrutiny than her office.
Naturally, we'll be carrying her the whole way.

>>28865112
She's not joking, but he's still adorable. Let's take her home.

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>>28865099
Referencing the time random portals opened up to the human dimension

Poor Linky still has to go to therapy

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>Sensing the time to go is now or never, you shift the hand fondling Mayor Mare's supple flank to the base of her tail and quickly pick the pony up - honeymoon style - as she gives out a surprised "O-oh!".
>Laughing softly, she places her front hooves gently around your neck as you walk out of the bar with her; And into a chilly, but not freezing, autumn evening. Instinctively you shift your hands around Mayor Mare to hold her closer to your body while still keeping her above waist level - a courtesy not lost on the thinly veiled Mayor, who rolls slightly to rest her head against your chest while you briskly walk toward your home.
>Your footsteps echo across the stonework walkway that connects the bar on the edge of town to the main dirt road that constitutes ponyville's primary thoroughfare, before turning to gentle thuds against the earthen path. As luck would have it there is no wind to speak of tonight, and the cool still air becomes more refreshing as it washes away the heat coming off the two of you from your drinking.
>"May I just say that this is most comforting?" Mayor Mare sighs, nuzzling herself into you as much as she can, "Flying always gives me the shivers and shakes - I wasn't meant to fly, you see - but this...I can see the ground, but am held above it by a great, caring beast. I-"
>The Mayor lets out a curt "Eeep!" before looking up from her cuddled position in your arms and sheepishly saying, "I-I don't mean beast in a poor manner, here, you see, I-I just...wax poetic after a few glasses of wine, I assure you!"
>Your gentle squeeze of reassurance interrupts her stammered apologies around the time you've reached your home - the bar isn't far from the same outskirts in which your house is located.
>The Mayor is less inclined to comment on your house, and more inclined to keep her eyes on you as you open the front door, turn on the lights, and gently push the front door closed with your foot.
[cont'd]

>>28865224
thank you pony

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>>28865234
>Your comfortably furnished and somewhat messy home is modest; a fairly worn couch and short table sit across from a fireplace in the living room. Adjacent is a stocked kitchen, and on the opposite end of the house is your bedroom. The living room has some knick knacks, candles, a lamp, and modest posters and paintings to keep the walls from being too barren.
>Modest, functional, but not a pig sty by any means.
>Mayor Mare sighs almost contentedly as you walk over to the couch with her still in your arms.
>"It brings me great satisfaction to see a home comfortably lived in," she says wistfully, "As one who spends a lot of time from her own home...."
>She suddenly baps your chest with a hoof, "But that's neither here nor there - I told you I was poetic when drinking! So; How should we proceed, my dear?"

Set the atmosphere, or move right along?

>>28865243
clouds aren't edible you stupid pony

>>28865250
Set the mood
Pop in the Awesome Mixtape

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>>28865257
they are for pegasi

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>>28865260
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TLO4FvxCQ0

>>28865263
unf

>>28865250
>>28865260
>Gently you lower Mayor Mare onto your worn, but soft, couch, and turn your attention to the fireplace to help set a relaxing mood. Luckily you had the tinder and logs prepared - the fall weather prompted you to be ready to warm your home regardless if you had company or not.
>Mayor Mare moans softly as she turns about on your couch, moving your decorative throw pillows onto the floor as she stretches while you get the fire going.
>By the time you've finished and turn around Mayor mare is lying in her side, stretched to her full length save for a hoof that falls across her snout to cover her mouth and a hind leg hiked over her belly. Her eyes lock with yours as you stare at the modestly covered pony, the firelight making her semi-transparent nightgown shimmer as the flames crackle behind you.
>More than just the fire is making you warm now.

How proceed?

>>28865308
In light of no response - unless my ISP just shit itself, I'll just be writing something to wrap this up. Begins with my next post.

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The Shadowbolts!

I WANT TO BE A PONY GODDAMNIT

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>>28865346
this is cute and cozy so far

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>>28865367
I agree

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>>28865359

Tails of Equestria soon!

Did you know that some Anons still pet their fillies with their hands?
Like barbarians.

>>28865308
>Mayor Mare - colored a dull orange by the light of the fire - pats the space behind her, revealing a gentle smile as she watches you from behind her glasses.
>Trying not to rush, you make your way over to her - sitting beside her hind legs before taking your coat and tossing it to the floor. Worming your way into the couch, you tentatively lie behind her and wrap your arms around the warm pony. Pulling her against you - arms tucked under her front hooves and playing at the uncovered sections of her chest fuzz - you take up the big spoon position to her small.
>Returning your head to her neck, nuzzling and running your hands over her chest and belly, you pick up where you left off at the bar. Mayor Mare returns your affection by nuzzling her neck against you and lightly holding your head with her hoof while she lets out little gasps and sighs of happiness.
>Her warm body squirms gently against yours as she turns in your grip, allowing her to hook her hoof around your neck more comfortably while she locks eyes with you.
>And, with a surprising amount of strength and conviction, pulls your head down so that her lips meet yours.
>Her lips are soft, but the kiss is aggressive - a firm desire for this moment tempered by the barest amount of restraint.
>As the shock of the moment passes, you move a hand from her chest to cradle her heat - supporting it as you return her kiss.
>It's in this moment the two of you realize you both underestimated how much you'd had to drink - as you find yourselves tumbling from the couch onto the floor mid-kiss, letting out surprised yelps as you join the decorative pillows and your jacket on the ground between the couch and the short table.
>The two of you laugh in unison as you realize you're both alright.
>"Well, guess I won't be going anywhere else tonight," Mayor Mare says with a laugh, "Not that I had that in mind anyway, but this really seals it."

>>28865393
I hope there's an episode next season that's more about the actual game they're playing.
Maybe their campaign ends and all their excitement gets Twilight interested, so they decide to roll up new characters and teach her how to play.
And then she has to learn not be a rules lawyer or something for a moral, I don't know.

>>28865405
Ain't even mad it ended in not-lewd. Cozy cuddles are good.

>>28865405
this is so cozy
I'm so jelly of that anon

>>28865405
Ultimate coziness achieved.

>>28865405
>You sit up briefly so you can reach the blanket on the back of the couch, pulling the normally decorative piece of cloth down over the top of yourself and Mayor Mare as you resume your positions as big and little spoon.
>"I like this," Mayor Mare says softly, before letting out a gentle yawn, "So warm...and enveloping." She shivers slightly before rolling over to face you, and rests her head against your chest - just above the edge of the blanket that now covers the two of you.
>Kissing the top of her head, you pull her closer to you - noticing for the first time the scent of her perfume mingling with the smell of the fireplace.
>"I'm sorry this old mare isn't as...energetic as she used to be," she says only somewhat sarcastically, "Next time will be more of what you probably had in mind back in the bar."
>Squeezing her softly, you reassure her that this is perfectly fine. It's only a moment later that your mind fixes on two of her words; Next time.
>Looking down at Mayor Mare with a smile as the two of you cuddle in front of the fireplace, she raises her head to kiss you gently on your nose.
>Then the two of you - in your buzzed, tired, late-night states - cuddle together in a ball of warmth and contentedness, still surprised at the fact this happened at all, with fingers running through her mane and her hooves wrapped gently around you.
>And slowly, you fall asleep. To the sound of a dimly crackling fire, and the feeling of warm affection in your arms.

[End]

>>28865474
Perfect autumn time story.

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I was gonna, but, it's 2am and when the responses slowed I figured people should be going to sleep too or something so I just went with this.

Also I haven't written anything cute in a while - or anything in a while - so it was nice to do something not-lewd also.

Sorry it was so short. Maybe next one will be longer, assuming I don't rip myself over finishing another dang request that's taken 3/4 a year to do. Whee.

I digress.

Thank you for your participation, folks. Have a pleasant night.

>>28865474
nice

>>28865508
thanks

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>>28865508
Thanks for the cute words, man
now go spoon your own pone

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>no hooves
>commentary

So, they call her DERPY after all.

>>28865508
Ah, jeeze. Forgot to even link to the post I was replying to.

>>28865418
Here.

>>28865496
I'm glad you think so! Good to know I haven't completely lost my modicum of talent.

Goodnight folks. Take care!

>>28865523
Goodnight Aspy.

>>28865523
It's cool.
I actually prefer non-lewd.
Night.

Does anyone have the chart for what characters fucked each of the mane 6?

>>28865521
I wonder if Derpy gave him pity head

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>>28865521
Why is she such a qt?

>>28865474
FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE MAREPUSSY

>>28865600
Mayorpussy

>>28865591
which of these is the best though?

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>>28865652
Obviously.

>>28865660
they are cute

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>>28865652
commenters seems to like rarijack

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don't you hate it when there are like a dozen erotic scenarios going through your head and you can't pick one?

I should get a dartboard or something

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>>28865677
>>28865679
They're perfect.

>>28865660
AJ is scrunchin to keep herself from kissin that mare.

Applejack's hot mom

>>28865679
they talked a bit about that?
i kind of want to hear it

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>>28865695
She's just a natural scruncher.

>>28865719
What if we could harness that power

Giving your stallion bro a penis massage isn't gay, right?

>>28865735
any kind of massage is gay if a stallion's involved

he can't even give you a prostate massage without it being homosexual

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>>28865725
UNLIMITED
POWER

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Goodnight, MLPG.

>>28865790
Good night japanese horse.

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>>28865794

>>28865805
I'm not sure what this has to do with japanese horse.

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>>28865805
>a mare will never whisper that in your ear

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>>28865848

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>>28865894
Zebra butts are the best butts.

Anyone ever tried a ponahole? How do they feel? What's the best?

>>28865909
>ponahole

I can not believe I didn't think of this before.

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>>28865909
just buy a real horse and train it from young.

pony wears the disguise

>>28865801
Why are they fuzzy?

Become ponuca

>>28865909
The Mary and the ponut are both good

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>Colt

>>28865944
I'm going to ruffle this pony

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>Waifuing Apple Jack

You could never because she a fruit and doesn't like dick, especially yours.

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>>28865946

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>>28865955
>Breeding: The Mare
>never could

Keep thinking that way.

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>>28865955
Easily solvable, you just need to first wrap a unicorn around your finger.
Or obtain a rainbow's color and make a love poison.

>>28865909
worth every cent

is it just me or is there a surge in autism today

>>28865909
I have a mary but it's unwieldy as fuck, the base is so big and clunky that most of the time it's not worth wrestling with

It still feels great every now and then when you really wanna fuck your waifu, but I wish I had waited a year for sugar star

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>>28865996
Trust no one, Jim! No one!

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>>28865956

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>>28865909
whatever you do, don't get roped in by BD's terrible lube

>>28866027
But it's good lube

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>>28865909
Everyone complains Sugar Star is super tight and I have to agree, I'm 5" around and it still feels like I'm cutting off circulation sometimes, plus it grips my foreskin so the glans doesn't get any of that inside texture (not that there's much of it to speak of). But the insane squeeze makes you cum pretty hard all the same. Just too fast sometimes.

>>28866027
What's wrong with it? I was probably going to throw in a bottle next time I order a toy.

>>28866028
>>28866030
it stops doing its job after about 30 seconds

no stamina jokes required

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>>28866030
It's just really messy and sticky (and I'd rather see how big my load is). I personally use astroglide, much easier to deal with.

>>28866033
Granted, I don't have a fleshlight, but it works great with their dildos
It is a bit messy though

>>28866033
All water-based lubricants tend to dry out quick, in my experience.

While we're on the topic. Anyone have a Rowan? Thoughts on it?

Been a long time since I seen this kind of talk. I never really know whether to be glad I haven't done it or just take the plunge. I haven't really bought any pony merch.

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You guys can get pretty disgusting sometimes.

Anyway, did Gabi have a new voice actress do her voice?
If so, do you think we'll see any more of her or Griffinstone in the future or is she going t end up like Babs with mere off-hand mentions as the VA get out of reach?

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>>28866052
>You guys can get pretty disgusting sometimes.

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>his name on derpibooru is doctor high fever
MOTHERFUCK
HE'S OBVIOUSLY A NURSE, NOT A DOCTOR

>>28866052
I definitely hope we see more of her. Also what happened to Bab's VA?

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>>28866062
She move... wait, no. That was Twist's.

Why are they avoiding Babs again?
Fun fact, the girl is a '97. She's younger than Scootaloo.

>>28866071
i think its a problem of they gave her her cutie mark so we did not have to have any more search for cutie mark episodes but now they dont know what to make an episode about with her

Lyra

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>>28866078
>What's my purpose?
>You search for a cutie-mark.
>Oh no.
>Well, welcome to the Cutie Mark Crusaders, Babs!

Just give her a story arc of her own, even if a side one which gets maybe an episode in a season at best.
Maybe a retrospective retelling of her own Luna troubles with how her friends would look at her if she ever got a CM to the CMC on a visit if you're feeling like the laziest shit that side of the Atlantic.
Set up some fun CMCs in Manehatten along the way.

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>>28866096
which one?

>>28866071
That's why we haven't seen Twist again? Man, that's so disappointing. She was such a cutie.

>>28866101
She's showed up, but hasn't talked.

>>28866099
Lyra Classic please

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>>28866106
enjoy her refreshing mintiness

>>28866104
Well obviously, but still. At least I know why they dropped her as a character.

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>>28866101
Yeah, Larson actually rewatched the whole series for the 100th episode and Twist was one of the ponies he was absolutely set on bringing back but then they found out she moved out and couldn't do the job so... no Twist ever again.

>>28866110
cant they just you know recast her

>>28866110
Wow, that really bums me out.

>>28866114
no one else has the tits

>>28866110
>Yeah, Larson actually rewatched the whole series for the 100th episode
>all that preparation for a shitty meme episode

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>>28866114
They probably could, but why bother.

Besides, when you're re-casting a child, I think it would be pretty easy to tell the VA's changed.
Or maybe it was simply time issues.
I dunno, try asking Larson about his time on the show yourself.

>>28866110
>Larson actually rewatched the whole series for the 100th episode

>gets to enjoy 36 hours of pure pony pleasure
>and can label it as work
Lucky guy

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Slice of Life was the best.

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>>28866052
>You guys can get pretty disgusting sometimes.

Y'think?

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>>28866124
I agree Larson's original idea would have been better.
HOWEVER.
For what it is, the episode is generally very enjoyable, minus the Vinyl scene.

>>28866133
He had to re-watch the bad ones as well, though.

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>>28866139

>>28865701
Was things like "They play each other so well".
Download with commentaries is on yayponies.

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>>28866141
>tfw EA is beb and lubs us

>>28866139
>two of those are mine
Huh

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>>28866154
which ones

>>28866157
The gryphon dildo one and the pristine asshole one

>>28866140
>>He had to re-watch the bad ones as well, though.
That might not be that bad
I personally enjoy all episodes except 1. The other ones, while not being as good still make me smile and enjoy the show since they still have some good parts

There's an evil cockvoring pony living in my closet

>>28866170
that's kinda hot

>>28866163
>I personally enjoy all episodes except 1
what is it

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>>28866163
I remember watching the show for the first time and disliking MMDW not because of the whole asshole behavior thing people often cite, but because of the excessive use of technology like the dam, the crane and so on.
It was the same for my brother whom I got into the show.

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Día de los Muertos, cien calacas vió
¡Oh, oh, oh, y el gringo se asustó!
Día de los Muertos, el cabrón se arrugó
¡Oh, oh, oh, aquí en México!

I miss October.

>>28866175
[Simple Ways It's not that I don't like it. I actually hate it. I tried giving it another chance but nothing changed

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Kiss the colt

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>>28866180
There were a lot of problems with that episode.

The pacing was absolutely atrocious as well, for example.

>>28866180
Hydroelectric dams and cranes are pretty old technology
It's not like Equestria was ever not technologically advanced, Twilight had an EEG machine in S1

>>28866228
Also a flying truck in the same episode.

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I dare you to find a cuter pony, MLPG.

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>>28866276
Bam.

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>>28866276
>>28866280

>>28866278
Gonna tickle your toes.

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>>28866276
Easy

>>28866276
>>28866280
>>28866291
I get it! None of them are cute at all!

whoah wait are we talking about the show?

>>28866319
what show?

>>28866319
you made us stop. good job.

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>>28866319
Of course. This is the Teen Titans General, isn't it?

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>>28866319

>>28866388
I wish ponies were constantly wet

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>Today is Start a Rumor Day
The fillies need to know.

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>>28866439

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>>28866439
I'm so glad they made Scootaloo a filly. She is very ugly as a boy.

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>>28866439

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>>28866444
Um excuse me
Scootacolt is much prettier than scootafilly

>>28866432
I heard that filly actually likes colt.

>>28866471
But everyone and their mom knows that.

>>28866475
no, no, not THAT colt, the OTHER colt

Guys let's pause and ponder this for a sec

What if colts were not ugly

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>>28866471
Well, they're always together. And share the same bed. And go to the same school. And they sometimes disappear for hours on end...

Was there any doubt they might be a thing?

>>28866482
then we'd probably post about them more often

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>>28866477

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Why are fillies so cute, exactly?

one two three four
I declare a pone war

Filly wants to rub her chest tuft on yours.

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>>28866515
oh no
what have you done
they're touching all the butts

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>>28866530
Why is Moondancer giving Spike bedroom eyes?

>>28866530
>the look on moondancer's face
hnnnnnng.

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>>28866058

which is why you should not trust anything derpi comes up with

he also doesn't wear a vest

>>28866530
i want to fug moondance

>>28866495
Gosh
His tushie is so cute

>>28866550
what baffles me is the opinions on if the ship should be called tenderbloom or appletaps seemed so 50 50

tenderbloom is clearly the better name as appletaps could apply to about a dozen ships

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>>28866552

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I want to hug ______________Celestia and cry______ with my face pressed against her shoulder while she brushes my hair with her hoof until I finally relax in her warm embrace and kiss her snout

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We need a new surge in R63 arts.
People are sacking off lately. Crossovers are a given, of course.

What other art topics do you find have less coverage than they deserve in the pony world, protectorate of MLPG?

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Applejacks doing the thing

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>>28866596
I'm a pony and what is this?

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>>28866601
>being a pony

Is Rarity a marshmallow?

>>28866588
r63 stuff and general sci-fi arts

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>>28866607

>not being a pony

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>>28866601
It's Applejack
and a tree is raping her urethra
duh

Welcome to /mlpg/. Do you want the hooves or nohooves section?

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>>28866607
Извини мeня, Я нeгoвopим пo Гpифинcки.

>>28866585
>motherly returns

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>>28866617
Speaking of hooves. Why aren't the show's hooves more detailed? They're pretty much the best part of a pony.

I dare you to post some.

>>28866588
silly ask blogs
I miss them

>>28866617
>Welcome to /mlpg/

/got/.webm

>>28866627

because of the toys

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>>28866634
>>28866617

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>>28866614
>general sci-fi arts

I'm still waiting for someone to do this sort-of sci-fi rendition of the MLP intro.

>>28866637
thanks man

>>28866637
what even is this? Some /mlp/ meme?

>>28866638
that is the least aerodynamic thing I've ever seen in my life

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>>28866640
It's an infamous circlejerk on /tv/.

I mean, c'mon, who even watches HBO trash? Or reads pretty bad books?

>>28866649
But it's so aesthetic.

>>28866656
>watching TV
>when the internet exists

>>28866662
>not watching TV on your PC

>>28866664
>Suffering through commercial breaks and other such shit when you could just be consuming all the entertainment directly without any retards speeding it up by some space magic.

>>28866673
That's exactly what I meant

>>28866640
Game of Thrones general on /tv/

Posted here every now and then because the "/got/!" work so perfect for /mlpg/ vs MLPG

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>>28866675
But at that point you're not watching TV, you're watching the movies and shows, without the middle-man company which is a synonym of the device used for it.

>watching movies or tv shows at all

>>28866693
>not staring at a blank wall for hours on end

>>28866697
I watch ted videos, read stuff, download comics and read webcomics, watch youtube videos, browse 4chan, play videogames

But I can't understand why people would want to watch tv shows
there are good movies, sure but tv shows are pre-heated crap
I come to work with people talking the throne of blades or whatever the name of that thing is
and I just don't understand

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>filly

Do you think Starlight would like Oubliettes and Ogres?

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>>28866711
>there are good movies, sure but tv shows are pre-heated crap

Ummmm...

I take this is some /tv/ pasta?

>>28866711
Old people or young people that can't give a shit about technology.

If someone who's 35+ stumbles upon a new piece of technology or method, they're bound to dislike it because they already have a preferred way to do the same with older technology or methodologies.

>>28866728
anon, that's a cartoon
I love the fuck out of cartoons

tv shows are stuff like breaking bad or the big bang theory or will and grace or whatever

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>>28866733
Is it bad if the only cartoon I fell in love with as an adult is MLP? I really can't stand other cartoons anymore for some reason.

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>>28866735

pretty much the same boat

there is a special charm to tiny magical horses

>>28866735
what about AT and WBB and SU and SvsFoE and Gumball and Avatar and god knows what else

where is your inner /co/ anon
where

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>>28866739
Tried SU but disliked it.
I used to watch Gumball casually on TV, but I'm not interested in following it.
Same with AT.
Can't care about WBB, SvFoE.
I think I might like Avatar and Korra but I haven't given them a chance yet.
I was never a /co/ kind of person.

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>>28866735
Depends on what you mean with "fell in love with".

I got my bro and we binged up the whole Gravity Falls this summer. Ditto for the Japanese stuff.
It was a great and fun ride but it's over.
Not exactly the case with us and MLP.

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>>28866751
Man, that's so weird.