Right /mlp/, I am really fucking horny and want to roleplay,

>>28849276
>>>/mlp/

>>28849276
kik. discord. tumblr. twitter. skype. facebook. reddit. fucking google it.

hell

>>28849276
You would be surprised how much less horny you are after you've had real life coitus with a flesh and blood female. Preferably a human.

Go get laid, OP.

I threatened to stick my penis in my dad's eye whilst doped up on Morphine

>>28849317
real life coitus with a 3dpd is overrated.

>>28849317
>preferably a human
Horses are better.

>>28849317
>Preferably a human.
You're in the wrong neighborhood, faggot.

>>28849276
what did you want to roleplay as?

>>28849276
>Omegle
>clop roleplay, clop RP tags

>>28849327
Overrated? Definitely. But it's still *much* better than a round with rosie palms.

>>28849536
its really not due to all the obligations that go with it. just get a sugarstar like a reasonable person.

>>28849547
>due to all the obligations that go with it
Obligations? Really? Just pay for it.

F-list has some decent enough pony rooms.

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>>28849557
>Just pay for it

>>28849276
>>28849317
I had sex in real life.

I am still horny all day. I want to jack off and cum as much as my body allows me to, I fucking love sex. Best thing in this fucking world, nothing makes me feel so good like it.

Fuck video games, movies and such. I just wanna jack off all day and make all the troubles go away as muuch as I can.

I have jacked off fifteen times today. There is no better way to numb the pain. If I was a girl I would be the sluttiest bitch ever and I'd love every fuckign second of it, I really really want to suck a cock right now.

>>28849625
Then go on craigslist. Craigslist fags have no standards at all.

>>28849645
I do though, I wanna suck off my BF right now, we're not together yet in the same house, can't wait ofr that to change.

I think my lust is too big or something. I'm really submissive in terms of this.

>Craigslist

Can confirm, I've met a couple nice ladies (</ahem>, that needed some money for gas. Regularly.) and also I just sold my Sugarstar for a hundred bucks, so some guy will have a waifu to come home to.

>>28849656
Do you have any fetishes?

>>28849625
could you be any more of a stereotype, OP?

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>>28849684
Yes.
>Rape
>Pet play
>Rough
>Name calling
>Spanking
>Hair holding
>Slapping
>BDSM
>Trap


>>28849694
I told you before, I am really fucking horny.

>>28849706
>>>/SiM/
>>>/hhh/

>>28849706
>jack off and cum
>BF

Does not compute.

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>>28849801
>we're not together yet in the same house
obviously hes got an internet BF and hasnt yet had the fantasy shattering reality of actual real life relationship yet.

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>>28849309
Came here to post this

>>28849833
I'm assuming OP is male, so shouldn't it be GF and not BF?

>>28849276
>>>/trash/
Literally a rp general there. Fuck off.

>>28849855
>implying being gay doesnt exist

>>28849910
>implying being gay should exist

>>28849855
But once again. OP is a faggot

>teleports behind you

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Why are homosexuals so degenerate?

>>28849625
OP is 15 years old. And also a normalfag.

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>>28849599
>F-list
mah zebra

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>>28849276
second life brony community

yes really

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>>28850260
It is simple comrade. they're human beings.

>>28849317
>real life coitus
>flesh and blood female
FUCKING NORMALFAG GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD I FUCKING HATE YOU GO FUCKING DIE YOU GODDAMN NORMIE
FUCK YOU
DIE
>DIE
DIE
>DIE
DIE
>DIE
DIE
>DIE
DIE
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>28851543

So are Muslim radicals when they behead children. Why does that matter at all?

>>28849833
Actually, I get to see him in real life a lot and had sleep overs, us getting privacy is rare though, when we do we blow and jack ourselves off.

Man this reminds me of all the time I used to spend on Omegle looking for clop RPs. I actually met my girlfriend on there, believe it or not. I would bet my kidney that she has the best ass in the world.

Also, throwback to when /mlp/ tried to make an F-List chatroom, even though I never used it since. Majora's a fag, but a cool one.

>>28849276
Start a thread on /trash/?

captcha: pleasure extra

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>>28853698
>I actually met my girlfriend on there, believe it or not. I would bet my kidney that she has the best ass in the world.
How are some people so lucky and good at finding gfs?

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>>28849910
>>28849929
BOYS CAN'T LOVE BOYS! BOYS CAN'T LOVE BOYS!

Can we go back to the OP subject? I'd like to know too. I'm already on F-List, but I dont really like the people there.

>>28854167
What;s F-List?

>>28854981
dont do it man
www.f-list.net

how much would it cost to have a prostitute dress up as a pony

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>>28849606
It would actually probably be healthier to sleep with a prostitute. Its been my observation that they are far more rigorous about keeping themselves clean and free of disease than random club sluts.

>>28849910
Homosexuality is a sin anon.

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>>28849317
>female

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>>28851637
How about you leave the saloon, pardner.

We don't take kindly to frogposters 'round here.

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>>28856203
What about birds?

>>28856213
Frogging in disguise won't remove the stench of swampass and mountain dew.

>>28853659
If you can give yourself a blowjob I'm unclear why you need a coltfriend.

But here: have some gay porn.
https u.pomf.is/devmbv.mp4

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>>28858022

Anyone know the song name? I like it.

>>28858022
who is this gay faggot

>>28856178
It's not like any of us in here is going to heaven.

>>28858599
you gotta think logically man

only way you won't go to heaven is if you commit a sin

which is basically murder, theft, assault, and fucking another dude in the ass

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>>28858632
And
> being fat
> being greedy
> lying
> Believing in another God
> Not believing in God
> using the name of God in vain
> Female guys
> refusing to forgive
> JUST having evil thoughts
> Pre-marital sex


See you in hell bro. I don't really believe in Christianity though. I think it's a religion of bullshit and fear, not saying that a creator does not exist, but Christianity is a pure BS.

If there is a God he is nothing like you ever imagined, he/she/it/ probably does not even have a human shape

>>28858680
>implying I committed any of those sins

:^)

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>>28858687
I genuinelly do not believe you.

I use the mlp tag on Omegle every once in a while, and there only ever seems to be one single autist on there with it at all times who usually refuses to talk but just wants to RP

>>28858680

Would trespassing a farm late at night to creampie a horse count as sin?

>>28858737
Yep.

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>>28858985

See you in hell, Horsefuckers.

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>>28849276
https://www.ponychan.net/

>>28849706
>Pet play
You caught my eye. Tell me about the faithful little pet you'd be and how you'd serve your master. I'll let you know if you sound like you're worth my time.

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>>28859062

Sup, Little Whorsie.

You can erp right here in this thread if you like
What are you into?~

>>28851637
>DIE
>>DIE
>DIE
>>DIE
>DIE
>>DIE
>DIE
>>DIE
>DIE
Reaper, please

>>28859062
I'll listen to every single word yo usay and obey, it doesn't matter if you will hug, insult, hit or beat me, I will always be there and do anything that makes you happy, master.

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>>28859086

>>28858680
So no matter how much I lift, I'm going to hell because I was a sad cunt in junior high?

Jesus, and I thought /fit/ could be way too cruel to fatfags. Fatfags, not fat people. I'm talking about the fatties you see at the gym trying to fix themselves, not fat people stories fat people.

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>>28854126
It's pretty fucking simple my nigganogga.

>spend like a month or two on Omegle's clop and clop rp tags, wading through shit like half-zebra OCs and people who don't understand what prose is
>find someone with an OC with a huge ass, wide hips, and thick thighs who happens to be a girl
>fap your brains out until you lose the log optional step, don't do this
>add her on Skype and never do anything naughty again for a while
>get waaaaay too worried about her when she suddenly goes off the radar
>patrol Omegle asking around for her
>find a friend of hers, get a link to a chatroom
>lurk for a day or two until you see her again
>be happy that she's back and not disturbed
>more chatting about stuff on Skype until one night when you just cyber with her yes, this means no hooves
>keep doing this for a while
>have shitty stuff happen in life that makes it look like you're gonna be homeless at the worst, say your goodbyes

If you followed these steps, she should say she loves you, which should be replied with telling her how much she means to you, and the rest should be smooth sailing for the two of you lovebirds. If you actually do follow these steps you're retarded. If it somehow works you're still retarded, I'm probably going to hate this post in like five minutes

>>28859158
The rules don't say you can be a fag, so YOU'RE the criminal scum.

just cap the first part of the post and zoom the words, do NOT correct me on the fact that the law doesn't work that way and I'm fucking retarded

>>28856155
Nationwide legal brothels when?