>phew finaly, fucken peace and quiet. How ya holdin up lulu, need a smoke?
>Fine and no sister, but I did confiscate some mary jane from tree hugger.
>Fuck, Ive been needing a fix for a while now, what about you anon, you okay?
Drugs are bad...M'kay?
>>28846501
this is very believable, given how little fucks they seem to have when dealing with two fucking aliens and their magic powers AND the fact that they aren't students.
>>28846515
I have a theory that the principals have known about Equestria for a long time. I think that Princess Celestia had gone through one time to make Principal Celestia aware of the portal and Principal Celestia knows all about Equestria and magic and that Sunset is a unicorn and I also believe that Principal Celestia has been sending Princess Celestia updates on how Sunset is doing those first 3 years since Sunset wouldn't talk to Princess Celestia.
Is this the part where I demonstrate my high-functioning alcoholism by pulling out my flask?
>>28846536
>high-functioning
>>28846533
I could buy that head-canon, but then why wouldn't Princess Celestia contact Principle Celestia during the events of the first film when Sunset stole the crown?
>>28846501
>rape
>>28846742
Not only this, but once ever whatever number of moons means they cant just go back in and update shit.
>>28846533
that said it's my personal headcanon that the mirror is a prison, so its very possible that celestia has been through.
>>28846533
>hello duplicate me, in another universe you are a living god that has existed for thousands of years
>so what are you?
>>28846501
>put away the bong
"gimme 5, i need a quickie"
>>28846501
Nice to see that Butch can draw different tits size.
Luna, you and me in the closet now.
>>28846501
why does butch make his art so... grainy?
it looks like it's from a printed comic and scanned onto the the computer
>>28846501
well I could use a freshman gf if it's not too much to ask for.
green hope
>>28847147
>"Hi, Goddess me. I spend most of my time cleaning up other peoples' messes, dealing with obnoxious bureaucrats I'd just as soon choke to death and trying to serve my charges while doing a thankless, nigh-impossible job with one hand effectively tied behind my back."
>"Part of this involves trying to simultaneously save people I care about from the worst consequences of their bad decisions and prevent their emotional collapse even while being unable to stop my own."
>The two of you stare at each other for a long time.
>Wordlessly, you pass the human a bottle of wine at the same time as she passes you a plate of cake.
>the two of you munch cake and swill from the bottle of wine, passing it back in forth, in silence for many long minutes.
>Finally, the pony speaks. "That sounds remarkably close to my job. Yours, I mean."
>"I guess it does," the human agrees.
close to my own job,"
>>28852265
That's deep Anon. Good job.
>>28852265
Looks like you've read at least some of Princess AJ's thread greens.
>>28853323
Actually I haven't. Should I start?
>>28852558
Thanks, famalam
>>28852265
>And then they fucked.
>>28853385
Wow man.
Welp. Your green just now pretty much sums up the first 100 greens of that thread.
You should definetely go check it.
I'm not much of a regular lurker so I just save some greens and read them on my free times.
And theirs are ALL good and there's a bajillion of them.
So I saved 10 threads worth of green from it and I read it on my free time.
10 threads which I haven't caught up with in a year.
And there were 54 threads stocked up last I checked.