>What's that you have there, Anon? Is that...a muffin,

Huh... Well Derpy, before we get married there's something you need to know. Every little chocolate chunk in that muffin is a laxative. I wanna see you shit. Everywhere. My cock isn't goin' anywhere near that tight little ass of yours until you shit on me.

Yeah, I'm that anon that wanted to watch twilight take a huge dump from eating hayburgers. I want to see them all poo.

>>28830472
>Derpy
Who?

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>>28830472
Now we wait for a green and maybe it won't be cut off by the thread ending.

>>28830560
I hope they can cross post and finish it.

Like hell I'm going to marry a retard.

>>28830898
>retard
This meme is tiresome

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>>28830898
Someone get this hothead outta here

>>28830403
k, let's fug

>>28831295
That comes after the wedding

>>28830403
that's some delicious looking sweater ass.

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I want to blow bubbles with her

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>Derpy thinks a muffin is the equivalent of an engagement ring
Should we tell her the truth or play along and marry her bubble butt?

>>28833528
Not real not real not real she has no children LALALALALA!!!

>>28830472
anon, if i write you a story, you're paying for my therapist

>>28833809
Don't do it man, please don't

>>28833756
You'd say that to your own daughter?

>>28830898
Says Derpy, to anon

>>28833809
Heck I'll BE your therapist. Get crackin' anon. Focusing on a task is supposed to be good for depression or some shit. Speakin' of shit, you should write about it. Just squeeze it out. Know what I'm sayin? Get choppin on that log. Release what you've been holdin' inside ya. Let it all out and just get messy.

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>>28830472
Well this is a great fucking start to my favorite characters thread

>>28830472
>Poor Derpy was stunned.
>Her words had took flight!
>She could not debase even for her fiance's delight.
>She scrunched up her mouth and downcast her gaze.
>She had to say "no", but in what proper way?
>Then absent her will her mind took a turn.
>She delved to the past and countless times she was spurned.
>No date for the semi, no beau for the ball.
>Less one for homecoming and stag for the prom.
>She remembered the sadness, the nights spent alone.
>She remembered the tears every day walking home.
>But now she could break from this emotional oubliette!
>She could have not a boyfriend but a proper fiance!
>Nights spent together cuddling warmly in bed.
>Meals cooked (maybe burned), or take-out instead!
>Watching movies, sharing secrets, and maybe swapping spit.
>And the thought of where that lead made her blush quite a bit.
>Derpy closed her eyes and breathed in and out.
>Unsure and reluctant she let out a shout.
>"Okay!" She announced.
>"I'll do it, just please..."
>"Promise me when it's done...you'll love me forever?"

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>>28834576
>"I've run out of condoms!"

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>>28835094
cute

>>28830472
My man.

>tfw most scat art of waifu is masochistic on her side, and has her being shit on/out
I just want to see my crush poop ;_;

>>28836277
>>28836291
>>28835094
>>28834319
>>28830472
What the fuck is wrong with you people?

>>28836333
they're average derpy fags

>>28830403
I only wanted sex is that so wrong?

Also Roleplaying

>>28836985
I want rule fags to leave

>>28836333
Scat is a perfectly fine fetish anon. Derpy shouldn't be so selfish with that love she's got held up inside her.

>>28837938
I've never said this before, but...please let this thread die. It wasn't supposed to be like this

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>>28835094
I would read it. You don't have to go into the details of the deed but the awkwardness and inexperience of them both growing up engaged like that would be cute as hell.

>>28838223
I would read about them growing up engaged
Not so keen whole shit fetish though

>>28838248
i imagene that seeing how sad it makes her. He won't ask it too often. and heck maybe eve grow out of it.

>>28838382
Or maybe we could not do it at all and ignore this guy >>28830472

>>28838406
My vote for this.

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>>28838481
>>28838406
Bump
I wanna see some teen marriage

>>28839288

>>28833756
Of course not. That's her sister.

>>28836985

>>28841396