Would you do bath salts if they temporarily transported

I'm going to be honset,
I have no udea what the hell bath salts are

>>28817564
what the fuck are those? marshmallow candies?

>>28817564
Stop posting my pictures OP, that's sexual harassment.
>>28817588
Marshmallow waifupops.

>>28817647
>Marshmallow waifupops.
Where do I buy such things?

>>28817571
i didn't know these existed until i saw them being mentioned in a sitcom once. Apparently if you use too much of them they can give you some kind of odd pleasure

As these things are not being sold where i live i never got around to try it out

>>28817571
They're crystals you put in a bathtub that dissolve and make the water silky and smell good.
They're also a favorite drug for absolute morons and they make you go crazy and bite people's faces off like a zombie on crack.

t. Floridafag

>>28817571
>>28817678
>>28817716
Bath salts the drug and bath salts the item are two different things. Bath salts(the drug) was just named bath salts for means of giving it a name. The shit you put in your tub to give it a flavor or change the color won't get you high, they are completely different, they just look similar and have the same name.

>>28817763
Nono, what i was talking about with the sitcom was about actual bath salts you use for the tub.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHAQcnB7yis

>>28817564
Yeah
Ir wouldn't be too difficult to rig a timed lock to keep me from doing anything stupid, but even if I couldn't I would still take any chance to go to equestria.

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>>28817564

I've already tried Salvia Divinorum to see if I could make it. (Didn't work) So, why not?

>>28817763
>give it a flavour
anon you can't drink bath water, especially not when it has bath salts in it

>>28818355
He means a nice smell.

Yea. They're already great

>>28817564
The eventual brain damage until I had no concept of self awareness would not be worth a few short visits.

On a fat dose of fungus or blotter maybe, not bath shits

>>28817564
>arrive in Equestria
>the bath salts still make you high
What could go wrong?

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No because than I won't be a true wizard!

>>28818710
"Alright, everypony, gather around! My human friend, Anon will be stepping through the portal shortly! This is his first trip to Equestria so he might be a little nervous. Please don't do anything to startle him, Okay?"
"No problem, Twilight!"
"Hoo-doggy! This sure is excitin'!"
"Oh boy! OH BOY! I CAN'T WAIT!"
"Pinkie, Darling! A little decorum, please!"
"Yes. He c-could get startled..."
"Quiet, girls! Here he comes!"
*bzzzmt*
"Hello Ano-"
"WHAT'S THE FREQUENCY, KENNETH?"
"Whaaa!"
"WHAT'S THE FREQUENCY? RRRRRRRRREEEAAGH!!!!!!!!!11one"
*terrified horse noises*

>>28817763
>Bath salts the drug and bath salts the item are two different things.
I didn't say that they were or weren't. I just gave OP two different definitions.

>>28818789
kek

>>28817564
Yeah, I'd give it a try.

>>28817564
I don't want to see hotdogs coming to life.