"Things your waifu does when she thinks no one else

>>28809831
Just shits and pisses all over the place.

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>>28809831
Another day, Another body.
Competition is such a merciless thing.

>>28809831
Masturbate with balloons

Girly stuff.

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>>28809865

>>28809831
Talks to herself.

>>28809831
Buys some apples

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>>28809831
Study and masturbate.
Sometimes at the same time.

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>>28809865
Ponkafags think alike.

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>>28809831
Roots for the Cubbies

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>>28809831
Plays dress up all the time.

>>28809831
makes dresses

>>28809831
Suckle Flash Sentry's penis as he sleeps.

>>28809911
9/11 confirms twis fetish

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>>28809831

>>28809831
Sometimes, when it's early in the morning and nobody else in the castle is awake, She'll get up and enjoy a nice cup of chilled coffee before raising the sun.

>>28809831
scratch herself, then smell her hoof.

It's ok though because after she did it I was able to pole vault around ponyville without using my hands.

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>>28809831
mastrabooption

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>>28809831

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>>28809831
Blow fat horse cocks

>>28809831
Exist.

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>>28809831

>>28809831
takes leaks in the apple orchards when she can't make it to the outhouse

>>28809847

The only right answer, honestly.

>>28812936
>Catch her doing this
>Tell her you saw
>Assure her you won't tell anyone, so long as a fresh bottle of her "apple juice" is left behind the barn at 7:00 every night, no questions asked

>>28812987
>She actually fills it with apple juice
>Anon is retarded enough to think that her piss actually tastes like apples and never questions it

>>28812998
>Ask for alfalfa juice for a change

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Act like a filly.

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>>28809831
Sings while cursing

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>>28809831
Oh boy, given the things she does when people ARE around, I'm not sure we are ready to know.

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>>28809831
Kills the younglings

>>28809831
Gets pregnant behind my back.

>>28812907
Cuck

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>I promise, Mr. Hardcover, one day everypony will understand our love...