>you've lost your attraction to real people because of

>>28809415
nice blog

>>28809415
>Preferring humans

Filthy casual

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>>28809415
>pleasure a female
ew, no thanks

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>Knows the wonders of clop
>Laments not being with women
Fuck off my board you faggot

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>>28809415
Start a relationship with a horse, they're passionate lovers.

>>28809453

*neigh!*

*whinnie!*

*snort*

>>28809508
Your point?

They like cuddles.

And human dick.

>>28809520

Bark! Bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark barn bark bark bark!

>>28809544
Having sex with a dog is wrong since they like cuddles in a friendly way and do not like human dick.

Dog dick > Horsecock though.

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>I lost my attraction to people to porn
>I lost my ability to orgasm to masturbation
>Un-christian behavior means I'll never be accepted by society despite the fact it's overwhelmingly common to the point I knew to make this thread
>I should go do NoFap on Le Reddit with my fellow Le Ebin Redditors

The hedonic treadmill doesn't apply to sex because there's no evolutionary pressure for it to respond to sex, said pressure could never evolve because it would never be selected for. Sex-negativity is acquired through osmosis of juedeo-christian values which is one of the reasons fedoras are right and you are wrong to tolerate christians.

>>28809415

Have you considered listening to Morrissey?

>>28809575

>marriage and fidelity and exclusivity are "sex-negativity"

>not being a slut is "sex-negativity"

>not spreading your legs for anyone who asks is "sex-negativity"

You are the reason people call atheists "fedoras".

>>28809575

Fuck you. Kill yourself.

>4 days into nofap and already started talking to ladies again

stay a faggot OP

>>28809848
Why do you people keep saying that? What if someone actually does it?

>>28809453
Fucking /thread

>>28809879

It would be awesome!

>>28809879
That's the fucking point - that would mean a success. Now go kill yourself.

>>28809879
>being so weak you kill yourself because a bunch of 1s and 0s were sent to your computer which were processed to be rendered on a GPU that your monitor is connected to in order to translate them into light patterns forming human language

darwinism

>>28809871
I haven't fapped in 2 months and I already can shoot lasers from my left eye!

Thanks Reddit!

>>28809879
Where do you think you are, pal?

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>>28809879
Then a faggot who was going to do it anyways does it even sooner and stops shitposting.

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2dgf > 3dgf

>>28809415
>unattractive
>born sterile and with micropenis
>never made a woman orgasm from sex
>never spent an entire night with a woman because they want me to leave shortly after we get intimate
>will never marry
>can never have children
>no longer have friends
>4chan is the biggest contributor to me not having killed myself yet

I have another 60ish years left on this ride. Bleak as fuck.

>>28809923
That is until the animators start making her blush at and be embraced by 2D males and there's nothing you can do about it. Yeah, if the staff of your waifu's series understands moe and won't force in romance shit, 2dgf can be great.

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>>28809722

>Marriage and fidelity have value beyond loyalty and emotional connection

>Having sex is shameful and women are "tainted" instead of gaining experience as you believe about yourself

>Being unable to discuss sex is a bad thing and it should instead be an emotional and financial rollercoaster full of paranoia

>Being a woman's workhorse is the best I can do because I'm not Chad Thundercock

You're the reason feminists became feminazis and started tearing down our culture one piece at a time. You are responsible for Haber and Starlight Glimmer.

>>28809848

I'm not sure how, I mean, I went blind from masturbating so much and I instantly got AIDS the second I had sex out of wedlock so I'm pretty much an immobile blob of ooze. Thankfully there's an attendant here courtesy of the Swedish government to help me make angry, insecure posts in response to MUH BLACK DIK and Flash Sentry threads.

FEDORA IS DRY CLEAN ONLY

>>28809950

It's common for women to not be able to orgasm from vaginal sex. However virtually all women orgasm from clitoral stimulation. Did you try rubbing her or eating her out? I guarantee she'd love you for it!

>>28810022
Are you the guy who said he's aroused by the idea of his wife cheating on him?

>>28810022

Y'all niggas haven't even voted for Trump yet.

>>28810036
>all women orgasm from anal

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>>28809415
You have nothing in common with real women.

They are vile creatures. If you didn't want to fuck them, you wouldn't go anywhere near them.

This is a blessing.

The 2D life has chosen you. You're a wizard.

>>28809415
no one cares, mobilefag

lament being a failed normo somewhere else