You can only go to Equestria if you pick one of these butts to

>>28807723
Applejack.
I'll name a washcloth Mouth.

>>28807723
Well since Rarity has an eating disorder, I guess hers would be the easiest.

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>>28807723
Blue butt.
When do I start?

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>>28807752
Everywhere she goes. Hope you can fly fast enough to keep up.

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Shining's Tea.

>>28807723
Twilight
>cleaning
>implying that won't just become an excuse for whenever she wants you to lick her ponut

Twilight, as long as she sits on my face during her near endless reading sessions

>>28807723
All of them. They don't have genitals or ponut. No scat thing to take care of and i can enjoy my featureless crotch fetish fully
Also they'll be oblivious to sex so the possibilities are endless... Imagine teaching everyone that in your world whatver you want and they'll believe it.
The possibilities are endless.
Also, if i'm forced to be the servant of one, it'd be pinkie. (if still featureless crotch)

Else i'll pick rarity since she doesn't eat that much.

>>28807723
None of course you rancid swine

>>28807723
>AWG
MODS!

>>28807723
Panko. She'd make such cute noises and you'd probably be pretty good friends.

>>28807723
Rarity, I bet it's quite pampered, soft and smells like marshmallows

>>28807945
Urine and farting are both canon.

>>28807723
AJ because she has the thicc erf pone boot and I like sweaty ponut

>>28807986
You have something wrong with your brain

>>28808219
You! Yes YOU! You my nigga!

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>>28807734
Finally an anon who have good taste

>>28807723
Since I'm not a degenerate scat fetishist I guess I would have to choose none of the above. I'll stay on Earth and fight in the 2nd American Revolution in a week.

>>28807752

How does hasbro pretend this is anything but sexual?