>Who, me? Interested in Anon? You´re kidding, right? No one

>>28804372
>Anon was on his headset the whole time and got none of the conversation.

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>implying twilight wouldn't actually mean those words

>>28804372
Roleplaying

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>>28804372
let the spaghetti hit the floor
let the spaghetti hit the floor
let the spaghetti hit the floor
let the spaghetti hit the
>(clang)
>(clang)
FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04F4xlWSFh0

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>>28804372

Something like that happened with me, but she didn´t asked for me to stay, because I heard unintentionally from behind the door with her friends and none of them noticed I was there. So I just left the house.

She never called me to know why I just disappeared from that slumber party and went home. None of them called. At monday, on school, they talked to me normally, as if none of that never happened, but I knew.

It´s has been two years since. Still hurts. A lot.

Feels bad, man.

>>28804543
You should tell her what you heard in a moment of wonderful drama. Then burn that bridge and piss on the ashes.

>>28804563

Oh, I told her. But she didn´t seemed to care at all. And that was the worst part.

>>28804543
I remember I was at my friends slumber party, and we were playing hide and seek waiting for the pizza to arrive.
His mom called us in for pizza during the game and we forgot about one guy.
Poor bastard didn't come in until like 45 minutes later crying.

I still laugh about that, alot. Sorry, Ross.

>>28804372
Haha!
It was just a hologram!

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>>28804669
That was mean anon.
At least tell me you left some slices for him.

>>28804372
Green when ?

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I DEMAND SOME GREENS.

>>28804372
It doesn't matter anyway.

Anon's only interested in your doppelganger

Had a shitty day at work. Feels or greentext would be nice.

>>28804543
Well, it could have been worse, you could have heard what a worthless piece of shit you were from your own father.

But at least I'll never be a self-righteous old cunt who feels he knows more about any particular subject than he's actually learned simply because he's a self-righteous old cunt.

>>28804372
>Have a crush on someone
>Talk shit about them behind their back
>Get upset when they are saddened by your cruel words
Well done Twilight. Bravo

>>28804746
Yeah, he ate his pizza and drank his surge, still crying like a little bitch.

>>28804746
They did.

Slices of pepperoni.

Bump until i get home from work and post an old thread that's like this and something just as old

>>28805887

Greens, please

>>28805887
Here's me short one shot
http://pastebin.com/nw19Scb4
And here's the old thread
http://4archive.org/board/mlp/thread/22082750#p22085778

Enjoy

>>28804372
The real Twilight Sparkle wouldn't do that.

>>28805584
Ah man, I remember surge - shit was delicious, how the fuck could you keep crying if someone gave you surge?

>>28804537
If you dropped the "the" before spaghetti, it flows better

>>28804636
dang thats sad

>>28804636
Then they were not your friends... i am sorry

>>28804372
Of course that she wasn't liying... it's better for her.

>>28804384
Now twilight tries all these elaborate plans and gimmicks to make it up to him while being completely oblivious to everything with Twilight getting progressively more frazzled and elaborate with each attempt.

>>28804372
I remember these threads. Anyone got some screencaps or links to the old ones? I remember the ones with Rarity being great.

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>>28804372

>>28806909
Sounds fun

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>Wha?! Me and anon?!
>Anon is such a disgusting freak and I don't understand how anybody in this school can even tolerate a desperate pathetic excuse for a human!
>now if you'll excuse me, I need to go- oof! A-anon?
>you... Heard that?
>Good.[\spoiler]

Only picture I had of a disgruntled rarity, if anybody would like to hook a brother up tho...

>>28804372
I'd like a order of green text please with a side of lewd and a medium feels to drink.

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>>28806210
>Real
>Twilight

comparing the state of the board during this thread to the current state...

my god. we're dying. how can we stop the bleeding!

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>>28810732
Come up with better prompts and your threads will stop dying man.
Maybe this is just me and my rose tinted goggles, but when I used to write the prompts were way more thought out than the shit I see now.
I mean this thread gives us nothing to go on.

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>>28808813

We need some green

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>>28814812
If you want it, why don't you write it yourself?
Or at least throw ideas out there so that others can come up with something coherent?

>>28815286
What about the girls hating Anon, he doesn't are and hangs with a bad girl. The girls want to save him for some strange reason and crazy adventure crap

>>28804372
Why was pony Twilight such a crybaby when human Flash was giving her shit?

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I'm not letting this thread die until it receives a writefag, even if they're the most mediocre piece of shit this Japanese Basket Weaving site has to offer

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>>28817170
I don't understand.
What the fuck do you even want?
This is one of the shittiest prompts I've ever seen how are you even

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>>28817804
>what_is_reading_comprehension.webm

Even if op is a fag, there is potential for good greentext, haven't you seen the few writefags and their oneshot stories? They were shit ops but beautiful stories that could've blossom into something amazing. Pic related is one example

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>>28817804
And here's another example. What I'm saying is, there's hope and I'll be damned if I didn't fight for something good to happen

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>>28817170
Same. I read a god tier fic a year or so ago, where Anon basically retreats into the Everfree after hearing the girls talk about him behind his back, and makes a life for himself in a little town he comes across. Then when he returns, Twilight, with her new authority as princess of friendship, won't let him leave ponyville untill she's made it up to him.
However, it wasn't finished.
The things i would give to have the ending on that one.

PSA
tl:dr, it's a repost

This thread isn't even a new topic. I'm sure I've seen at least a half dozen of these behind-the-back rejection threads before, with near identical OP prompts. So if one were to trawl the archives, they'd probably find quite a bit of relevant content.

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>>28817874