"Forget it Celestia, I'm not going on another one of

Bring sunbutt along as a room mate

>>28800340
>rape

>>28800340
Go, but be sure and bring your knife repellent.

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>>28800342
Who would you want to be your room-mate at Camp Crystal Lake and why?

I'd pick Trixie so we can do max level autistic shit when nobody's around.

>>28800340
She seems like she wants you to be her bunk mate. Do it faggot

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>>28800363
Sunset Shimmer and I'll accept no substitute.

>>28800363
Why Trixie's tits so pointy. I'm probably the only one who doesn't like SS shorts.

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>>28800342
>>28800340

>If dress up like this then I'll consider choosing you as my roommate.

>>28800675
Because she's lewd and doesn't wear a bra.

>>28800363
I choose SS because we can intelligent conversations.
>>28800615
Agree.

>>28800698
Is that a good or a bad thing?

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>>28800717

>>28800725
Trying to seduce me already.

>>28800340


>The gravel path crunches beneath your sneakers as you make your way down the forest trail.
>You are Anon Y. Mous, soon to be Camp Counselor at the recently re-opened Camp Crystal Lake.
>And you are pretty sure you're lost.
'Damn townsfolk probably have me walking in circles with the directions they gave me.'
>You huff in frustration as you're pretty sure this is the third time you've passed that bush that looks like Lesley Jones.
>Grape Ape bush offers no sympathy as you push on, the summer sun's rays roasting you alive practically.
>You walk a little while further until you feel an all too familiar sensation in your bladder.
>Deciding to relieve some frustration ,as well at your need to piss, you head back to the Magilla Gorilla bush.
>A mischievous smirk grows on your face as you unzipdick.jpg
>Relief washes over you as you 'water' the plants.
"Take that Paul Fieg, take one of the greatest comedies of all time and turn it into controversy bait will ya?"
>You continue your R-Kellying of the shrubbery unaware of the sound of foot steps shifting the gravel behind you.

Cont?

>>28800845
No, too many pop culture jokes already.

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>>28800344
Fuck that, you people make me want to don the fucking mask myself

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>>28800340
Go but take pic related. You know, for...uhhh...bears.

>>28800845
>>28800864
Yeah can we get one without the pop culture jokes please?

Someone!?

>>28800872
This guy maybe?

bumping for a writer to pick up on this?

>>28800340
Underwear edit please

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>>28800340
Forget Camp Crystal Lake. I want to go back to Camp Everfree for Gloriosa. Plus, there's no machete-wielding psycho murderer.

>>28801634
He's harmless.
All he does is lick his lips and mutter about crystals.

>>28801545
This

>>28800340
If i'm hear the train, then i'm gone.

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>>28800363
Sunset Shimmer
I'd just be scared of her trying to read my mind while I sleep.

>>28800363
Fluttershy, she would be quiet and too shy to interfere with my devious plot.

>>28803849
Is that gif supposed to tell me she swallows no problem?

>>28801545
This

>>28803849
Thats a cute gif mate.

>>28801661
You're thinking of Sombra friendo.

>>28803849
>Sunset Shimmer
>Read your mind

whut

>>28803887
I-i'd interfere in her devious plot if you know what I mean.

>>28805487
Have you not seen the newest movie? She learns how to do that

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>>28805502
I just watched it. It makes Sunset even more perfect because now we can bond faster because she can learn about my life in a nanosecond just by touching my hand.

I LOVE SUNSET WHY CAN'T YOU BE REAL!??!?!