The object that is your waifu's cutie mark is being forcefully shoved up your butt, how screwed are you /mlp/?
>Chrysalis
This could be a plethora of things.
>>28799695
>literally the Sun.
Well, goodbye /mlp/. It's been fun while it lasted
I think I might need a hospital.
>Bubbles
>>28799723
You got off lucky.
>>28799695
>literally the moon
>>28799695
>shoving the moon up my moon
>>28799728
OT but I have to post this every time someone posts Shaggy.
>>28799695
>butterflies
If they'd survive that and tickle my anus from the inside, I'd pay for it
I wonder how this would work, would it be a flag, or a sign? An actual heart with a swastika tattoo?
Would it be Twist's heart?
>>28799695
>Celestiafags
>Literally sunbutt
>>28799695
>balloon
Sounds pretty hot, I can live with that.
>>28799721
Patrician taste
bump before bed
>>28799721
It's not so bad, as long as the skin of the chili doesn't break.
>>28799721
>might
>>28799695
>seven stars
Dont know how i feel about this...
>>28800138
Magic farts???
>diamond shards
>>28800145
haha I wonder what they smell like
>The sun
That's gonna burn
>A lemon and rocks
I dont think i can back down, considering muh waifu wouldnt ever let me live out that i backed out of it
>>28800190
I always laughed at the part in Rainbow Rocks where Rarity throws a bunch of diamonds in the face of one of the Dazzlings.
>>28799721
>Waifuing a background character that appeared in 1 episode
Top jej
???
>>28799695
>butterflies
They're going to have a difficult time.
>>28799695
I am okay he doesn't have a cutie Mark and we are straight.
>No pony umbrum brother
Why even live
>>28799695
>Diamonds
>>28799695
>the crescent moon
I knew that being able to take massive volumes in my ass would save my life one day.
>>28801261
>anon saves Equestria from falling moon by taking it up the ass
>>28799695
Apuls. Meh, like it not already happened.
I think I need a natural 20 on anal circumference roll
>>28801278
>not having a black hole up your brown hole
I could be a superhero. Tirek shows up? Just shove Tirek up my ass.
ummm
help
please
>>28799695
R.I.P. Celestiafags
>>28801431
Oh it's not that bad. Some hourglasses are small. Better tell me what should I do with this shit
What if she doesn't have ass mark?
>>28801468
Then you have a shit taste
>>28799695
>Bubbles.
I am confused.
>>28799695
>a representation of something intangible
I'm not exactly sure how it would happen but ok. If it means music being shoved up my ass somehow like someone playing a trumpet into it, then that's not the worst thing that's ever happened to me.
>3 Purple balloons
Doesn't seem so bad
>>28799717
This,but the other sun
>>28799695
It would be extremely painful.
>>28801611
You're a big guy
>>28799695
>the entire moon
A hear shaped trust huh? I've had horse anal.
My ass is diamonds.
Just a sun? Nah, thats nothing.
>a fucking treble clef
I think I'm good
>Either an equals sign, or a puff of smoke and a sparkle
The only negative outcome is that I remain bored.
>Three dollar signs
So is it the sings themselves on money or just blocky letters?
This could be bad...
>>28801624
>>28802444
>Having Filthy Rich as a waifu
what if she has no cutiemark?
>Twilight's cutie mark
My waifu is Abacus Cinch. Apparently, my ass is ablaze and burning purple too (which means I have an ass made of bromus).
>>28802658
Then you just have a cock up your arse cause you are clearly a faggot.
>>28802638
I said dollar signs not money bags with dollar signs on the side.
>>28800219
>her name is literally LIMEstone pie
>he thinks her cutiemark is a lemon
>he considers this pony his waifu, despite not even understanding her cutiemark
>>28799695
>a 42-pointed star
o shiet
>>28803000
Good old tequila pone, salt and lime
>>28803020
Honestly better than an actual star as you might survive the pointy one
A cluster of graps and a fat strawberry.
Could be worse.
A-am I allowed to close them?
>>28802522
She acts nothing like her cutie mark would suggest except maybe talking fast.
>>28802401
>a glimmerfag
I have the sudden urge to gripe at you continuously for hours on end about just how shitty your taste in waifu is.
>>28802522
>>28803152
She's an arsonist who specializes in explosives, in her free time.
>>28803126
lol no
>>28803183
No matter what objects get shoved up asses ITT, no one will ever be more assblasted than anti-glimmerfags
>>28800492
>waifuing a background character that no one else bothered to waifu
Anon is smart
>>28803126
No, it's like golf. Play it as it lies.
>>28799695
>The entire fucking sun
Not only do I die, I take the rest of you with me. Doesn't sound too bad.
>>28803105
Drunk pone best pone.
>>28803126
I suggest insert handles first
>>28799695
>apple
well it's not my fetish yet
>>28799747
a metal made swastika
>>28800589
They're clearly filled with acid.
I would like to see this happen.
>fluttershy
It could be worse
>>28803428
>cuck
>>28803215
She will put her eggs in your ass anon good luck with it
>>28803105
This fan art will always be one of my favourites.
>>28803442
When will this meme die
>>28803152
The alternative is the thing on her hair dec.
No idea what it's supposed to be, tho.
I think I can deal with this
>>28803710
When all the Flutterfags are dead.
>>28799695
I'm havingmagicshoved up my butt...
I must be the luckiest man in the world.
>>28805384
Well considering that those stars are meant to represent her friends, it would no doubt mean that you're having the main six shoved up your ass
>>28805289
Who hurt you?
>>28805384
>>28805406
>metaphors
OP said the object of the cutie mark, not what it represents. Get ready for you anus to bleed, pal. Those points look sharp.
I crescent Moon
>>28803000 #
Aint limes and lemons the same shit?
t. Non-english fag
Also nice trips, checked
>>28799695
i want to cummy inside caddy
>>28799695
So, do I shit rainbow lightning?
>>28805686
It would probably be like that cloud from Return of Harmony. I hope you're not conductive
>>28805635
Limes are the green ones. Lemons are the yellow ones. They're two different fruits with distinct flavors, you could not mistake one for the other. They're both sour, though.
>>28803203
He won't have to worry about seeing new art of her, feeling camaraderie with those who know his feels, or ever seeing her again. Lucky dude.
>>28799695
>CMC shield
I can't imagine. I guess it would be like the thing they gave Gabby?
bampu
fuk
>>28805635
>>28806022
Lemons are sour, limes are bitter
>>28799695
A rose, so could be really nasty, unless it's a thornless variety
>>28799695
Glims cutie mark.
Simple
>>28801468
Pedophile confirmed.
>>28801431
Yep...hopefully it's a pocket-sized one at least.
>>28801468
Gabby doesn't have a mark
im going to hell for this
>>28799695
A rock.
I don't think she'd mind.
>>28809145
Limes are bitter in addition to being more sour than lemons. The bitterness is like the kind you taste when you bite into an orange seed.
>>28799695
>waifu is Maud
Well I got off easier than the anons who have to shove celestial bodies up there