625 & 626 - To Where and Back Again Pts. 1 & 2
Written by Josh Haber & Michael Vogel
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4yo4i8
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4yo5gy
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4yo7al (Both)
Twilight Sparkle and the Forgotten Books of Autumn storytimed here: >>28783832
Another Nightmare Night come and gone, and autumn should be in full swing for Equestrians. Plenty of oranges, yellows, and reds in the trees, and all kinds of harvest activities in farm towns particularly, too. Not time yet to run those leaves off the trees, but competitive ponies might want to be in shape for the start of that race. And in the time between all the events, there's increasingly brisk weather to enjoy the sights of the season in. Funny how it sneaks up on a pony, huh?
The younger ponies still have plenty of class to look forward to, though.
>>28784368
Previous thread.
617 - Dungeons & Discords
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1U0dbkUXIY
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4qmdhk
618 - Buckball Season
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5s9hC6NvzX4
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4rqeua
619- The Fault in Our Cutie Marks
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4suxpl
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4swhiy (PL Gabi)
620 - Viva Las Pegasus
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4tm41h
621 - Every Little Thing She Does
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ul4tz
622 - P.P.O.V. (Pony Point of View)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pz0XCR5BrtU
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4vloda
623 - Where the Apple Lies
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4wonaw
624 - Top Bolt
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4xlmn5
Season 6 & 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Season 5 summary video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_Cpv1AL0Jg
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
The intro is finished!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hJTHC5Dp2c
FORGIVE MEhttp://imgur.com/a/WnRmK
>>28789348
I bet the pony christmas decorations are already up
>>28789338
>>28789341
Any objections?
>>28789400
Of course not.
>It's November already
>Soon it'll be 2017
oh fuck me
>>28789400
Best pony is clearly in this pic
>>28789399
what do pony christmas decorations look like
>>28789431
The whole year is a blur
>>28789437
but hes not
>>28789447
>>28789447
yeah no shit.
Seems like just a few weeks ago that new Doom game came out, but that was back in May, 5 months ago.
The fuck have I been doing this whole time?
Fuck the Sun
And fuck Sun horses
>>28789522
>>28789522
fuck this
>>28789546
alright, turn around
>>28789522
Daapi
>>28789583at the gara~
>>28789583
https://derpibooru.org/1279760
>Rainbow Dash will never fuck your nipples
>>28789613
never gonna happen
>>28789583
Who?
>>28789583
>>28789680
pls no
>>28789522
come here and say it to my face, fag
>>28789583
>>28789697
Sure thing
Fuck that horse
Really really hard
>>28789724
I was really hoping they wouldn't come out with another novelty console. Maybe everything will be okay.
Remember, security first. Fillies are very fragile.
>>28789761
I'm gonna sock her in the head with a duffel bat
>>28789766
wait I mean wiffle bat
>>28789684
>>28789773
I was gonna say
You are now under Swetie's control
Get her the box of filly treats
>>28789794
Quick, Sweetie, go get help, your evil clone Swetie has me under her control.
Or something, I don't know.
>>28789794
I have no control over the delivery service
>>28789835
that's okay as long as the delivery mare lets me touch her butt
>>28789794
Keep pretending to be in her control and start hitting on her as a joke while I feed her some treats.
>>28789848
please don't hit on the fillies
>>28789859
What can go wrong?
They're just silly fillies.
sometimes I just post Rainbow Dash for no good reason
>>28789885
Well you should stop
She's fucking garbage
>>28789884
but you might confuse the older fillies who are going through a special time in their life
>>28789894
could a garbage mare do this?
>>28789900
>black & milds
WHERE'S THAT FUCKIN ZIGGER HOODLUM WHOSE BEEN POISONING YOUR MIND WITH THIS CLAPTRAP
>>28789918
kids will smoke anything
>>28789900
I'll just mess with the younger ones' minds then.
do you like to imagine scenes of domestic bliss with your waifu
imagining coming home to her, saying "honey, i'm home~" as she greets you with a happy hug, kiss, and blowjob
dinner is ready! what did she cook?
>>28789952
that's such a cute scoot pic
wonder what she's all hearts over
>>28789958
>dinner is ready! what did she cook?
Sometimes. But no way Dash would be a homemaker like that. I'll do the cooking, She can do the cleaning after.
>fivehead
>>28789958
I sure do, Beav.
I sure do.
>>28790011
that's not a pony
what the fuck are you doing
don't even think about it
Damn so Glimmer is just pretty much trash huh?
>>28790152
I will take it
and make it the space and/or collar box
and there will be no ponks allowed
You are a pony.
>>28790165
What makes you say that?
She saved the day
What does your phone's predictive keyboard thinks about MLPG?
MLPG was the first one I have been a long time and I will have to do you think of it is a great day I was just a quick question I am not a filly after all these are all well with your company to the gym and a half ago I had the same thing with a lot of time in total and a few weeks ago when you are interested and I am going on in my opinion on this.
>>28790170
you don't always have to be ponykind's greatest villain, you know
>>28790170
there's other boxes, you don't have to take her party box
>>28790170
You monster
>>28790194
What a pretty pone.
big
horsey
kisses
>>28789959
It's filly stuff. You wouldn't understand.
>>28790220
WHAT ARE THEY HEARTING AT
>>28790194
Mlpg is the only one that is actually a man of a human man and is the man of the god god of the man god bless you god god is the god bless you and bless god god is the man you are and you love god god is god god is the man you are and you love god god is god god is the man who is a human god bless you and bless god bless your family god god is
I don't know why it says that so much
>>28790195
>>28790197
She has issued the challenge, and I shall answer it!
>>28790257
I CHALLENGE YOU TO PRIMA NOCTA
>>28790210
This picture makes my heart hurt really bad
>tfw you will never hear her soft clip clips around your house and the gentle sound of her magic and then snuggle up next to her big warm horsey body at night, face buried in her mane as you drift off to sleep
>>28789979
Dash already ordered pizza
>>28790269
yeah there's something about it that just feels so in reach
it's a nice picture
>>28790281
I really shouldn't have given her my credit card
>>28790266
but I haven't married anyone anonymous
>>28790297
I can wait
>>28790253
That text reads like some very religious dude having sex while trying to talk.
>>28790194
This is going to be weird.
MLPG the same as the original transmission without the need to get a chance to look for the same thing happened to me know what you think you can see that you are interested in the morning of June to September and October and the other day I have to be able to make a good day and I will be a good day and time for the first one to go back to me know when you get a good idea for a few months ago and I am going to be a good time to get back in touch with you and your company and I will send the email address is a good idea to have the right now but I'll be there for you and your team to help with the following user says thank you for your time and consideration and I will be a good time to get the same as the original image of bundles feature in inbox keep everything to do it for the first place and I will be a great weekend too many thanks for your email and delete this message to get the best regards to your ignore this is a great day ahead of you and your company is not the intended recipient please contact the office on the other side of things to do with the following document document resume Google docs create and attach event invitations right inside Gmail team built a clean organized and helpful for you to the same as the original image of the same thing happened to me
>>28790307
That picture looks like the guard pony wants to do his duty and act tough but is torn with emotion because he's also loving the cuddle and it worries him
>>28790323
Well it makes sense politically
>>28790315
>delete this message
https://www.shoutfactory.com/film/film-animation/my-little-pony-equestria-girls-legend-of-everfree?item_id=604480&subtot=3994&items=1&units=2
>Shout Factory lists Audio Commentary for Legends of Everfree, no explanation of who or if it's over the whole movie
>Amazon doesn't list bonus features
Any of you fags buy it? Can you tell me if this is a typo or if it's legit who is talking and if it's over the whole thing or just the Blooper or something? Because I would buy this just for the commentary if it's someone interesting.
>>28790269
It's okay, anon.
>>28790320
guard ponies really don't get enough love
>>28790360derp
pure
pony
pleasure
>>28790365
They got really better in the show, though.
>>28790399
Why are crystal guard ponies so much chunkier than Celestia's guards?
>>28790240You.
>>28790356
Oh shit, looking into it, Rainbow Cocks and Friendship Games have audio commentary too.
Shit, looks like i'm rewatching some toy commercials. From what I can see, at least Meghan McCarthy was in the Rainbow Rocks one. So it seems like it's crew instead of cast.
>>28790429
AHHHH REAL FILLIES
>>28790447
>>28790423
shining armor keeps them well fed~
>>28790178
She sucks. The twinky changeling saved the day
>>28790464
i want to hug those warm little fuzzies
>>28790470
yeah but who brought them all together?
>>28790334
what about his little buttbuddy?
>>28790477
Discord
>>28790423
Celestias guards do jack shit.
These guards do jack shit, and murder doughnuts.
>>28790471
>Go to hug a cute fuzzy filly.
>Beaten to death by the one ton pissed off mare.
>>28790194
I would show, but after trying this and reading through the selections, I realize I'm the faggot I never wanted to be. Thanks for giving me a little check in my life, mate.
>>28790477
>Glimmer will never mount your little filly body and fill you with her glam
>>28790521
I don't
I don't think that's what she's doing
>>28790521
She's trash
>>28790514
unf
i want to be trampled under her sexy hoofs
>>28790514
Well at least you die doing what you loved.
>>28790441
Alright, so RR has:
http://www.equestriadaily.com/2014/10/rainbow-rocks-blu-ray-audio-commentary.html
Meghan McCarthy (Writer)
Jayson Thiessen (Supervising Director)
Ishi Rudell (Co-Director)
Michael Vogel (VP of Development, Hasbro)
Brian Lenard (Exec. Director, Hasbro)
In its audio commentary. I imagine it's the same people in the Friendship Games and Legends of Everfree audio commentary.
I've never seen Rudell at any convention so I don't know what he's like. Lenard is hopefully as enthused as Vogel otherwise he's hilariously out of place. The others might have some interesting insight.
Now to find part 1 of the Rainbow Rocks audio commentary... I can find copies of part 2 floating around but part 1 seems to have been copyright claimed off Dailymotion.
>>28789537
>>28790516
At least tell us why.
>>28790447The fillies are real in my heart.
>>28790631
>and her friends
I wonder if that includes Shitmer
>>28790643
I want to pet the filly.
>>28790643
That pony deserves some ear scratchies
>>28790656
well
>>28790429
So why is she eating her panties?
>>28790669
Stop it Sweetie, you're not a puppy. You're a really cute filly instead.
>>28790682
>>28790669
Sweetie is too lewd, I'm afraid she'd try something if I pet her.
>>28790693
Stop fillypressing her
>>28790693
>all this sweetie
she's such a cute and girly andsweetfilly
>>28790717
I want to pet her while she sleeps in my lap while I watch a movie
>>28790717
She's the filliest of fillies.
I want to adopt and raise a qt fillyto be my perfect sexual partner.
>>28790743
stop injecting your fetishes into everything
>>28790721
>not letting sweetiewatch the movie too
what movie would you show her?
>>28790743
Hikaru Genji pls go.
>>28790717
She's gonna be pretty when she grows up.
>>28790759
well she tried to watch it but she fell asleep
I just finished the Jungle Book, she probably would have liked that.
>>28790739
the perfect little girl
>>28790759
SPACE MUTINY
>>28790777
wait a minute, where did she get that bow
>>28790743Anon please.
>>28790783
What are you talking about? Apple Bloom always had that bow.
>>28790770
she is pretty now, though
>>28790788she won't have to say 'please'
why does no one ever say spike is pretty?
>>28790799
I hope you get the worst sentencing in an Equestrian prison.
That's 20 baps with a newspaper daily.
>>28790797
but cannot be sexed
Sometimes I think I like fillies a little too much.
>>28790820
I just want like a dozen of them to swarm around me every time I come home
>>28790811
NO AMOUNT OF BIPS NOR BAPS WILL STOP ME FROM ENGAGING SEXUALLY WITH FILLIES
>>28790820
Do they make you feel so good?
>>28790820
They are the cutest things in Equestria.
>>28790827
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jItz-uNjoZA
>>28790809
Boys aren't supposed to be pretty.
>>28790811
equestrian prisons are horrifying
i wouldn't wish them on my worst enemy
>>28790814
if you make her cum, it's perfectly legal
>>28790850
>>28790825
>they come to your house for "anon time"
what do you teach them?
>>28790885
how totie a tie
>>28790885
How todress in silly outfits.
>>28790885
>Out of the blue have to teach a bunch of children something interesting
Shit. Uh... what can I teach fillies...
I guess I can show them how to fold paper cranes, paper bunnies (the blow up one) and paper boxes. Those are the only ones I memorized how to make.
I probably have just enough origami paper for them all to make a few.
That'd work, right?
Wait, shit, they don't have fingers...
>>28790885
Teach?
We just drink and they listen as I reminisce about the 90's.
>>28790643
>at least tell us why
I don't know why I didn't but here's the shit
>>28790194
MLPG of course you're a meme I don't want to you hear it all the way you are the one that I can talk about you just like you so I don't have any friends that I know I would want to be your own man I know but I love him to god babe you will be the perfect person to you have you a man you love you too big man to god baby you can always love me baby girl you love you too big girl to you I hope you're okay baby girl you can be the perfect person to you know you are my god baby I hope you're okay baby I hope you're having friends I can be your life love me baby you love me baby I hope you're okay with this one day I hope you're okay baby I hope–fucking hell, I'm a failure, aren't I?
>>28790964
lol
>>28790964
Mine yesterday quickly fell into a religious prayer about the blood of Jesus Christ. At least yours sounds like you're in love. I just sounded nuts.
>>28790964
At least you're Anonymous. Mine is filled with random technical crap and neologisms from MLPG.
What are some downsides of being married to a pony?
>>28791015
You have to wake up to a pony snuggling you every morning
>>28791015
What kind of pony are we talking about here? Real or fake?Too soon?
>>28791015
Your children will either be satyr or you'll need some magical fertility treatments to have pony babies or just not have a kid.
Otherwise, just any potential cultural differences might provide some friction. But those could be relatively minor.
>>28791040
Well, there's always this.
https://techcrunch.com/2016/10/21/scientists-made-babies-from-mouse-skin-cells/
>>28791040
i don't mind not having kids with celestia
i only want to grow old with her
well, not with her
she'll stay perfect while i decay into nothing
but i guess that's the price you pay for horsey snuggles and the most mind-blowing sexual experiences you can imagine
>>28790759
Gay Niggers From Outer Space.
>not adopting
Fillies are cheap these days.
>>28791058
Magic, science, same idea. If you just shoot your goof juice into her vagiber you get satyr babies and if you don't want one of those you need to do something about it.
>>28791070
Do you get a discount if you buy more than one at a time? What about bulk?
>>28791070
I want that new filly smell, though.
Not that fucking bargain bin dusty old books used filly smell.
>>28791078why does vagiber make me laugh so much
>>28791078
>femanon has sex with random colts daily
What a slut. At least the fillies are safe.
>>28791078
where is nobby anyways he said he was doing requests last night then probably went out and got drunk like a hooligan
>>28791015
she'd constantly annoy you by wanting to do cute stuff
cuteness is much more of a part of pony culture than it is ours
Cute OC time.
>>28791142
oh no
quarantine
there's a heart eye outbreak
>>28791130
there's always time for boop
>>28791160
It's all over.
>>28791160
what would you do if a pretty pony fell in love with you?
>>28791201
I guess it depends on the pony
>>28791176
HA HA, DO YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO THE LAST OC TO LEAVE IT'S CONTAINMENT?
I TOUCHED HER FLUFFY EARS
>>28791201
I'd ask her if she's in her right mind.
>MLP generals
>all this fillies
More like the filly generals now if you ask me.
Also, whats new today?
>>28791280
nmr gave me shitty results so I have to do 3 months of work all over again
but at least I have fillies
>>28791280
A good bunch of people in this thread love fillies.
>>28791236
it's celie
>>28791280
I saw applebloom and sweetie belle behind a bar today
>>28791290
>tfw you are one of them
Its a good feel.
>>28791289
>have to work on christmas and new year
Man I feel bad for you.
But at least you have fillies.
>>28791311
You're not a filly fan. You're a pedo.
>>28791299
>coltify
>they still have filly snouts and bodies
>>28791280
There's a Twilight chapter book that came out today. It's pretty great with how dorky Twilight is, but it doesn't seem like many Anons read it.
>>28791311
>>have to work on christmas and new year
>going to volunteer to work on those and Thanksgiving because I'm a whore for a few more bucks
>you will never make gentle love to her in a secluded outdoor location, your moans echoing throughout the wilderness as you climax simultaneously
>>28791343
Dude, she's 1000+ years old.
>>28791323
How long would you say it takes to read? I have a stack I need to read but that sounds like a comfy read.
I finally saw zootopia and thought it was cute. that is all.
>>28791359
it was cute
>>28791304
They better be drinking apple related drinks if that is the case. If they had this filly along then they might be drinking wine for all we know.
>>28791323
Well many wont be able too if its not posted here or on mlp.
>>28791326
Work is work, you're not the only one who might end up working if we consider hospitals and police stations.
>>28791348
her horse vagina is still as tight as a filly's
>>28791373
>Well many wont be able too if its not posted here or on mlp
It's already storytimed on /mlp/ in the link in the OP.
Pet the Trixie
>>28791374
how do you know how tight a filly is anon
>>28791431
>he hasn't majored in filly studies
>>28791445
anon
you raped that filly
>>28791456
It was just a imitation 1:1 filly doll. She was my thesis.
I even managed to make her smell and feel like a genuine filly.
>>28791483
she screamed like a genuine filly too
>>28791483
w-what does a filly smell and feel like
i'm asking for a friend
>>28791530
apples and sunshine duh
how much does a filly onahole cost
Underrated background horses.
>>28791421
I'm gonna pet her
from the inside
>>28791578
I wish Sunset would pet me from the inside.
>>28791578
>>28791599
>>28791606
Too true, Tony
Dash thought long and hard about this one. Of course she was faster but was she prettier? The contest would tell.
>>28791627
>The contest would tell
Don't destroy anymore weather factories or kill any innocent ponies again.
I mean if it's not too much to ask.
>>28791647
>>28791469
Trixie dances like I do.
>>28791627
dash stop narrating your life out loud
>>28791683
Dash was unsure how to approach this. But she knew one thing, she'd approach it fast.
Gotta go fast
>>28791674
>>28791689
Anon grew irritated with the smug blue pegasus. He punched her right in her snoot. "Boop," went the snoot.
>>28791706
Dash retaliated
she would not be booped so easily
>>28791701
>"Blowout soon Stalker."
>'When?'
>"NOW"
>>28791714
Anon chuckled to himself. She was a cunt, but she was an adorable cunt.
Which pony would you like to get drunk with?
>>28791733
Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash
they'd be all over each other in minutes
Would you grab a pony by the pussy?
>>28791740
If I had that mare's expressed consent, yes.
>>28791740
you couldn't
they're all slippery and winking
>>28791740
I imagine Lyra would really enjoy that.
>lewding a canon lesbian mare
>>28791733
Rarity and I want to watch bad romcoms too
what are some of the most popular pony movies
>>28791786
Nothing states she is explicitly lesbian; she could just be bi.
>>28791800
Ass. A movie of a ponies ass, for 90 minutes. It won ponscars that year.
>>28791786
what a meme mark
You will never be her BEST FRIEND.
Checking the apple levels of this thread.
>>28791800
12 Angry Mares
Gone with the Boop
Moon
Citizen Colt
Alien
How Stallion Got His Groove Back
A Few Good Mares
Sunshine
The Shawshank Redemption (with fillies)
>>28791791
What would Rarity get drunk on? I bet she'd get fucked up on wine boxes.
>>28791825
why is lyra so pretty
what's her secret?
>>28791825
It's for the best.
I haven't had a best friend since elementary school.
After that, you kind of just make convenient 'friendship's with people who don't immediately cringe away from you.
>>28791844
She's a pony.
>>28791843
Grape juice
>>28791894
>I love you, human
>Hug me and never let go
It's so fucking simple and we'll never hear them say it.
why wasn't lyra in the moondancer episode?
>>28791839
Does she have an itch?
>>28791918
Too busy being a background pony of a city that matters.
>>28791918
She's grossed out by Moondancer's diapers.
>>28791918
please describe lemonhearts and twinkleshine's personalities:
>>28791965
I like how they are ponies just doing their thing
Being a filly is hard.
>>28791965
Ones a grizzled old cop who doesn't play by the rules
The others a fresh new recruit struggling to come to terms with a dirty, seedy world.
>>28791965
>"I dunno, Twi, that sounds nice, but I have this consistent gig in King Friday's kingdom of make believe."
>"Same here, Twilight, my boss, Trolley, is a real hardass. There's no way I could attend Moondancer's little league game..recital, whatever."
Fluttershy is such a messy pony.
PONIES
ARE
CUTE
>>28792080
she's also super hot
>>28791918
When everything's said and done Amending Fences will be a consensus top-5 episode.
>>28792087
Prove it.
>>28792087
You're going to scare them off.
>>28792098
>>28792105
Shes a big mare.
>>28792108
>>28792108
>>28792080
He who fights fillies is bound to become one.
>>28792105
>>28792114
who is that disgustingly cute little mare
>>28792125
You're not a real filly, faggot.
>>28792127
She's from a ded OC ask blog: http://ask-solar-tide.tumblr.com
>>28792125
what an ugly filly
>>28792189
She barely even has a butt.
It's so small and unimpressive.
It's actually just an 'utt'.
>>28792204
Wow rude!
>>28792204
utt this
>>28792080
>you will never gently wipe the mayonnaise off Fluttershy's face after she's finished her giant sub sandwich
>>28792211
Heart eyes! Get her into quarantine!
>>28792153
>tfw they're all dead
>every last one
see this
what do
>>28792211
HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THAT FLUFFY CHEST AND BELLY I JUST WANT TO MOLEST IT WITH MY FACE
>>28792241
Be very mad that Party City lied to me when they said they did NOT have any hippopotamus saddles.
>>28792241
FILLIES!
>>28792241
it's adorable and kind of frightening how popular rainbow dash is within the world of equestria
she seems to be by far the most popular and famous of the mane six
2nd would be twilight, i think
rank them by how well known/popular they are:
>>28792278
Dash is only popular in ponyville.
>>28792278
As of Season 6:
Twilight
Dash
Rarity
Fluttershy
Pinkie
Apple
>>28792284
>>28792288
yeah i guess you're right
twilight is fairly well-known but she has been recognized outside of ponyville
i don't think ponies know who rainbow dash is outside of ponyville
ponies only recognized fluttershy for the brief moment she was a model
no one knows who rarity, applejack, or pinkie are outside of ponyville
>>28792278
those glamor shots are great
>>28792307
Well Rarity is a big deal in canterlot and manehattan now and now that I think about it ponies en las pegasus know about Princess Twilight.
>>28792309
for a tomboy she sure likes to show off her beauty
>>28792350
she knows she's cute
>>28792354
Pass.
>>28792354
I'd love it if you got banned but the truth is we just don't have mods right now
>>28792353
dashie is a real beauty
>>28792384
she is gorgeous and she knows it
>>28792412
>anthro
>not even discord
I sure hope we have mods right now.
>>28792422
I'll bet you 5 fillies that stays til the end of the thread
>>28792204
>"C'mon Anon, take me on a date"
"Sorry Dash, I can't"
>"Why not?" she chuckles, confidence not faltering for a moment, "you chicken?"
"Look, Dash, you're really cool and all-"
>"Yeah, obviously"
>She rolls her eyes
"And I love hanging out with you"
>"Who wouldn't?"
"But as a friend. You're just...not my type in terms of...you know?"
>"Well why not?! What's your problem? You don't like cool, sexy girls?"
"I guess I'm just a huge fag, you know?"
>She's not letting you off that easy
>"C'mon Anon!"
>She stomps her hoof
>You thought she'd go all mopey, but just your luck - she's getting pissed instead
>"If you're gonna snub me like that, you're at least gonna tell me why!"
"You know, most people would just take 'no' for an answer"
>"I'm not most people, you dickface! Now why don't you wanna plow me?"
"Dash, you must have guys and probably other chicks lining up around the block for you"
>"Heh, yeah, I d- hey! Nice try. Now let's hear it"
"I already told you, you're not my type"
>"Bullshit, Anon. We hang out like, every freakin' day! Why wouldn't you wanna date your best friend?"
"It's not a personality thing"
>She narrows her eyes and cocks her head to the side
>Oh shit oh shit oh shit
>That was the worst possible way to phrase that
>"Soooo...it's a physical thing?"
>Fuck
"M-maybe?"
>"Holy manticore nuts, Anon, maybe you ARE some kinda fag! How could you not want literal perfection?!"
>She's getting saltier by the second, but she strikes a pose, displaying her lean physique
>"Look at this gorgeous body. Everything's tight and toned, my face is fucking angelic. Like seriously, I could be on the cover of any kind of magazine except gay porn, and only because I would turn all the gay stallions straight and they'd lose their market. So tell me right now what your Celestia-damned problem is or I'll kick your ass"
"You have no ass"
>"W-what?"
"Your ass is smaller, harder, and flatter than a pocket mirror. The only difference is that I can't see myself in it"
>>28792411
Cheer up Rainbow Dash. Your friends are all here!
>>28792412
i want to cum inside fluttershy
>>28792411
>>28792443
kek
>>28792443
>breaking dash's confidence
hahahaha, yes
>>28792443
I dunno, some of those female Olympians have some great asses.
>>28792471
That looks like a clitoris.
>>28792468
Tiny flat muscle washboard asses, maybe
>>28792471
Please don't post porn of Dashie. She wouldn't like it.
>>28792500
She probably would.
>>28792471
that doesn't look like a horse vulva at all
it looks like a balloon animal version of a horse vulva
>>28792444
>And applejack is here, too
>>28792500
What >>28792509 said
Dash would be stoked that people were jerking off to her.
>>28792530
Applejack can go suck a fuck!
>>28782776
Is this site legit? I'm getting this error for 2 days straight.
>>28792558
Oh yeah? Well why don't you go and get another pair of shitty wings you nepotistic cunt?
>>28791096
sorry man
I went off and got drunk like a hooligan
I've still got all the requestts saved, I'll do em tomorrow
>>28792563
i believe you
>>28792566
hey
name ONE time I've never followed through
>>28792562
Yes!
More wings for the pretty purple princess!
>>28789348
>Another Nightmare Night come and gone, and autumn should be in full swing for Equestrians.
>Not time yet to run those leaves off the trees, but competitive ponies might want to be in shape for the start of that race
First they have to wrap up winter though
>>28792562
woah those are some big words for a pony who can't even read.
>>28792569
is this rhetorical or
>>28790194
MLPG and wait for someone to say that Nintendo's newest
And then it stops. Maybe because I hardly ever phonepost
>>28792572
lol as if ponies controlling the weather will ever appear on the show again
>"Anon! Pinkie says you got tendies!"
>>28792412
Confirmed, mods died.
>>28791323
>but it doesn't seem like many Anons read it.
I have it open in another tab and planned to read it after work, so in ~9 hours
>>28792585
Shit horse has shit taste
What a surprise
>>28792582
it appears in like every other episode that features Dash
just not to the extent where they control whole seasons
>>28792595
>>28792605
God, what a cringey character. Are there people who unironically like Rainbow Dyke?
>>28792617
Yes, anon. I know it sounds absolutely insane and implausible, but there are people who like something you don't like.
>>28792617
>too miserable to cheep
I bet I could make herpurr.
>>28792523
tell me about your ideal horse vulva, anon
>>28792637
It's gotta be on a magical pastel pone.
>>28792637
well it would be pink, pretty, tight, and winking/drippinglike cadance's
>>28792605
see this what do
>>28792657
what WOULDN'T I do?
>>28792657
>>28792664
That sure is a bulge Applejack's got there
>>28792664
this is probably the worst thing I've seen this week
>>28792665
http://mygamestudio.x.fc2.com/bukkake/
have fun
>the barneyfag spergout onpolconvinced one anon to give the show a try
kek
>>28792667
don't make fun of applejack's chubby mons/r/PussyMound/
>>28792660
sunset you are too hornythat's why you my nigga
>>28792686
>sunset you are too horny
impossible
well at least she has time to practice now
>>28792688
your classmates pinkie pie and sunset shimmer invite you over for an all-night study session
you get there but there aren't any books or study materials
they keep giving you flirty looks and teasing you
what do
>>28792695
Show them my impression of Goatse
post your favorite lingerie edits
>the doug-posters have arrived
>>28792715
Quick! Counter with normal human ponies!
>>28792718
>flutterbraces
>applefeet
i guess i got one more good load in me for tonight
thanks anon
>>28792724
you really need help
>>28792724Why not fap to the nude edit instead?
>>28792674
>>28792725
you willing to lend me a hand?
>>28792727
you mean this?
http://imgur.com/a/ORtym
somehow it's less sexy
>>28792730
No I mean this
https://derpibooru.org/1273919
>>28792718
the multiadapter linking fluttershy and dash has a little heart on it
how cute
>>28792730
>you willing to lend me a hand?
No, you need mental help
>>28792732
that was nice but the original was the hottest
thanks, that was fun
off to sleep now
remember that time the ponies sang that song in the caffeteria about the dreaded smooze monster?
>>28792732
Where are their dicks?
now that mlpg is dead, the ponies are all mine!
>>28792876
the ponies still have eachother
>>28792891
indeed they do
>artist draw knotted dick on a pony.
Horse penis dont work that way!
>>28792937
would be kind of hot if it did
a flare and a knot
DON'T think about kissing ponies.
>>28792975
You can't tell me what to do
>>28792975
I'll think about ponies kissing
>>28792974
At least make it into a hippogriff or some OC half breed mutant species then I wont mind.
can i make 2 ponies kiss if i think hard enough?
billions and billions of ponies
>>28793056
Millions of ponies. Ponies for me.
>>28793090
pony is not for free
>>28793097
But they do come in a can.
>Today is Look For Circles Day
I found one.
>>28793110
What the fuck kind of day is Look For Circles Day?
>>28793110
Do fillies count? They're made mostly of circles.
>>28793110
What do I do when I find circles?
>>28793110
Plenty of circles under pony tails.
>>28793187
dash likes those goggles because she thinks other ponies cant notice her looking at their butts
>Twilight refuses to acknowledge Midnight as any kind of alter ego or split personality
>She's just Twilight hopped up on pony magic
>with neither restraint or inhibitions.
Fillies are just glorified Teddy bears.
>>28793201
She's not going to fuck you if that's what you're getting at.
>>28793128
Lewd
>>28793206
what of she pegs him?
>>28793187
Is Dash a member of the Titans now?
>she will never transform into Midnight to live out her shameful fantasies
>>28793239
ScootacutieI can't believe I used to dislike Scoots
Fillies
Why haven't we tried to go to the pone dimension to retrieve them?
Why do they elude us so?
Why be kissing fillies when you could be kissing colts?
>>28793292
Fillies are very fragile and precious. They wouldn't last a day in our world.
At least with our schools' cafeteria food they wouldn't.
Teenage mares
>>28793298
fillies can and will actually eat anything
their bodies are designed to breakdown nutrients from a far wider range of sources than any other known species.
>>28793301
Would youhold their hoofandhave them home at a reasonable hour?
>>28793313
I would hold her hoof as i rut her all night long.
There are no reasonable hours.
>>28793298
>tfw you drop a crystal filly
Glad they never found out who did it.
>>28793313
Of course!
>>28793319
stallion father bans you from your pony daughter.
Would you let your filly daughter attend human school? Everyone would love and take care of her, and I'm sure she would make lots of friends. She would even get an opportunity to learn more about human culture from the let go.You wouldn't mind if she were to get a crush on a human boy, don't you? Because that possibility would exist.
>>28793239
can I help you
>>28793331
my filly daughter is only allowed to get a crush on another girl
>>28793336
>Filly starts dating a cute human girl
>>28793313
Not that teenage pony. She's ugly and dorky and probably smells like used socks.
>>28793347
Suck my fat dick
>>28793331
as long as she keeps up with her schoolwork
>>28793359
>she will never appear in a good episode
I'd pity her if she was actually a halfway likeable character.
>>28793294
Fillies and colts aren't real.
>>28793368
Are you implying the episode wasn't good?
What is up with MLPGs bad opinions this morning?
>>28793341
>cuteness overload
>plus I ensure that my filly daughter remains pure
That would be the best alternative.
>>28793369
Then how are the fillies and the colts kissing eachother?
>>28793369
You're not real.
How many cartoon crushes you had before ponies?
>>28793377
You come home one day and find your filly and human girlholding hands/hoofswhat do you do?
>>28793395
Pretty much every female character in every cartoon I watched
>>28793395
Western cartoon sucks so none
>>28793395
1you don't wanna know
>>28793396
Water spray them both every time they try to hold hands.
Kisses on the cheek are encouraged.
The fillies are gone.
The fillies think of you at school.
>>28793395
One
What did you find in Twilight's hidey hole, Anon?
>>28793569
I founda book
>>28793120
Damn... that art style almost gave me a heart attack.
>>28793395
probably more than i could count
but she was my first love
>>28793313
teenage girls are hot until they open their mouths, and then they're fucking annoying as hell
that's nature's way of helping you to avoid jail
>>28793664
I'm sure I can adapt as long as they let me have some fun with them.
>>28793341
take lots and lots of pictures
What are some fun nonsexual games you can play with pony?
And don't say "hide the sausage." Pony never could find the sausage, especially not while you were fucking her.
>>28793719
Hide thefilly.
>>28793719
yeah, she knows I'm pretty good at that one
we could play Horse
not like the basketball game, but just put a saddle and bridle on her and lead her around like a horse
>>28793796
pony says that is considered extremely sexual in her culturebut she's willing to do it with you
INSERT COIN TO CONTINUE
10
9
8
>>28793860
insert coin where?
You wouldn't ride a pony in front of her friends and family.
>>28793860
A A A A A A A A A
>>28793855
>pony pulls the wagon
SHE BETTER DO SO!
You wouldn't let a filly ride you in front of your friends and family.
>>28793983
ponies are basically dogs anyways
>>28790770
she's gonna be a sloot when she grows up, just like her mom
>>28793991
Ponies are cats.
>>28794032
>>28794069
Fillies are clearly cats.
>>28791142
no
>>28794092
that's why you never play DnD with fillies
The pony and filly turned out to be horses, not cats.
>>28794088
Nope, fillies are parrots
>>28794092
>>28794103
>not attacking the darkness
bane pls go
ah see a little silhouette of a mare
>>28789348
>>28783832
Neat
Fillies learn by imitation. Don't do anything inappropriate in front of one.
how low do you prefer your fillis
>>28794131
I like low poly scoots
she would look great with a high polly aplbum
>>28794131
what a sharp butt
>>28793719
We could play gynecologist
>>28794131
I prefer my fillies plotted in AutoCAD.
>>28794117
RIP Sweetie Belle- Purpled to death
>>28794117
>>28794182
i cant believe sweetie is fucking dead
I love Sweetin Royalty Belle
>>28794236
I really like her mane.And her butt.And her tiny soft hooves.
>>28794236
I bet you wouldn't even kiss her horn.
Marker just announced the new MLPG program for the hiatus.
No more fillies.
>>28794247
>>28794248
stop that, she is a clean minded filly
>>28794249
Bullshit, Marker wouldn't say that!
>>28794254
I want to hug and worship that filly.
>>28794249
But talking about mares is boring, especially pink ones.
>>28794257
sky fillies are pretty cute too
Look at this butt:
>>28794360
>it's nothing
Is it supposed to be Dash's?
>>28794366
stop makin fun of her butt, she's very insecure about it
>>28794360
I love you Luna
>image cap before post cap
and I just wanted to post dash butt to prove anon wrong...
>>28794366
[dashangryscrunch.gif]
[picture of a cute filly doing filly things]
[porn]
[NEW HORSE WHERE.png]
>>28794393
[Twilight_needs_to_vomit.pny]
>>28794394
[NEW HORSE WHERE - toast.png]
[picture of a filly being upset because she still hasn't got a canon name or voice actor and is irrevocability doomed to be a second class background pony for the rest of her life, and after the show ends she will just be another forgotten Flash puppet that no one will care about until the drive she resides in dies and every trace of her is forever lost]
>>28794404
[tree hugger woah dude.jpg]
[picture of the priest stallion putting an unfortunate soul six feet under.jpg]
[questionably lewd picture of the cutest mare's butt]
[colt]
>>28794424
[bannable picture of the true cutest mare's mare bits.tif]
>>28794383
>we will never know what filly things are
I'm sure it's adorable.
>>28794435
how can you be sure that we aren't thinking of the same pony?
[threadly unf.jpg]
>>28794444
>>28794444
>>28794444
Don't panic, everything's normal.