You can get a blowjob from your waifu but at the same time you'll

Of course.
Because then they'd at least be real.

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Imagine the economy is based on how many magical blowjobs Cadance can give. Everyone earns pieces of paper that are good for one blowjob. But Cadance is really busy, so there's a limit on how many blowjobs she can give.

Eventually, there are too many ponies, and she just can't keep up. Ponies use their blowjob tickets to buy normal stuff, but now their tickets are too rare and valuable to waste on eggs and milk and apple pie.

So the princesses decide the tickets are now cut loose from the blowjob promise, which is bad if you like Cadance's blowjobs, but good if you like buying food.

There are two basic reasons ponies want the blowjob standard back:

First, blowjobs are always in demand, so what if the kingdom collapses? It hasn't happened in a thousand years, but what if Tirek shows up and enslaves the princesses?

Now your blowjob tickets are worthless, but if they were still backed by Cadance, you could try to redeem them all for a night of debauchery before your cutie mark gets drained. Or maybe you wind up chained to Tirek's chariot the moment something that dire actually happens.

Second, some ponies care more about the PROMISE of a blowjob. If the princesses want a birthday cake the size of a palace, they have to count the number of ponies they'll be sucking off afterward. So you won't need five times the bits for Granny's hip replacement just because Luna broke the royal bed. Again.

On the other hand, you're back to the problem of splitting up that limited number of blowjobs among more and more ponies, and eventually a day's work only earns you a quick lick and a sultry stare.

>>28789034
Yes

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>>28789079

>>28789034
Sounds pretty good. What happens afterward?
I'm not letting an opportunity like this pass by with only a single blowjob.

>>28789034
Rarity and Cadence

NJ from Sunset
Pegging from Fluttershy
Won't be bad at all.

>>28789138
It must suck for people who don't like Shimmer.
She doesn't seem like the kind of girl to go easy on someone who hates her.

>>28789138
>pegging from flutters
"Unf! UNF! Yeah! Take it, Anon! Take it right up your b-butt! Mmph! You hate it, don't you? Unf! My b-big, thick d-dildo right in your tight b-butthole... UNF! UNF! I would hate t-to be you right now! S-s-so close to c-cumming! Haah! Ahnn! What?! No! I'm definitely NOT getting off on t-this! This is y-your punish...m... UUUUNNnnng! Haaah... Haaaaanh... O-oh. That squirting wasn't me. I-ignore it. P-please?"

>>28789034
Can my waifu do the pegging instead? I'd rather be dominated by the one I like. Anyway, Chrysalis is my waifu and Glimmer is my least favorite.

>>28789034
don't have a waifu but Shy is fav and i guess Rarity is least fav so...aww yeah!
tho
>>28790227
sounds better

>>28789079
I wish all economic policies were presented this way. C-SPAN would be worth watching.

>>28789034
Nyx
Vapor Trail

Yes for pegging

>>28791947
of course Nyx is the least fav

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>>28789079
This ismy favorite post of the day. Holy shit what can't be explained by blowjobs?

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Getting blown by Rarity and getting pegged by Cadence.

Nah, I'll stick to rape.

Blown by Princess Celestia
'Pegged' by Prince Blueblood

>>28789079
I want the blowjob standard.

>>28789034
>blowjob from Chrysalis
I've always wondered what fluids are inside her mouth. Probably feels pretty good.
>extremely violent pegging from any pony
I don't care whether it's worst pony or any other pony, I'd count this as a benefit.

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>>28789034
>Pegged by a strong mare

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>>28794697
>hating every other character in the show cept for waifu
>which is Chrysalis

>>28796351
>I don't care whether it's worst pony or any other pony
This implies they simply haven't picked a worst pony or haven't specified it, since it clearly mentions there is a worst pony, but they wouldn't mind being pegged by any other pony either. Reading comprehension, faggot.

>>28789034
Succ from RD
Fucked by Rarity
Jokes on you OP, I want to be penetrated by a girl anyway

>>28796397
OP said it clearly:
>pegged by your least favorite
>Who are the two pones?
follow the rules in OP
also:
>they

>>28796445
>they
well shit nigger it ain't me, what else do I use
i'm just here to get unreasonably pedantic about a post on a mongolian horse riding imageboard

>>28789034
Ponk, RD.
>Implying that's not my fetish.

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>>28789034
>pegged by Flurry Heart
shit got too weird

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>Pegged by Pinkie
Probably painful and annoying but likely not terribly distressing.

>>28797217
You don't know what Kinkie Pie is capable of once she gets going.

I heard she once tied someone to a bed and started playing the tuba.

>>28797292
Anon this is a blue board.

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>>28798050
>not using Photon
Objectively best theme

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>>28797217
>Pinkie is upset about not being liked
>Pinkie buys the most pleasurable strap on with tickles and bumps your prostate in just the right way
>Anon enjoys the peging more than bookfaces blowjob
>Pinkie is now favourite

>bj from flutters
>pegged by treehugger

I mean, it could be weirder, at least tree hugger wouldn't make it too awkward.

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>>28798098
If you want the board to look like the color of a depressed peanut then yes