Hey faggots, My name is anon, and I hate every single one of

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>>28786666
Here I fixed that for you

Hey faggots,
My name is anon, and every one of you hates me. I'm fat, retarded and a no-life's who spend every second of mine day looking at stupid ass 4chan threads. I'm are everything bad in this world. Honestly, have I ever gotten any pussy? I sure haven't! I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but I all take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on Facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best. I'm pretty much cancer. I was a blowjob giver of the football team. What sports do I play, other then "making cancerous shitpost on 4chan"? I also get straight D's, and have a banging hot boyfriend (he just blew me. Shit was so gay) I am a faggot, who should just kill myself. Thanks for listening.

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>>28786666
Oooooh, are we having the "so cash" game again? I wanna play too!

Hey /mlp/ users,
My name is Scruffy, and I disapprove of every single one of you. All of you are keyboard-typing, mouse-wielding, internet users who spend every second of their day making threads that I don’t like. You are everything bad in /mlp/. Honestly, have any of you ever considered taking into account my unpredictable retarded personal views? I mean, I guess it’s fun making perfectly acceptable generals, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than making a thread about ponies that I slightly disapprove of.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best rational argument as to why I’m a power-crazed dictator. I’m pretty much completely mad. I was captain of the janitor squad, and chief cleaner on my mopping team. What cleaning-related sports do you play, other than “post threads on /mlp/”? I also get a 20% discount on Lemon Pledge, and have a banging hot broom (She just got cleaned, shit was so dusty). You are all people who should never post anything because I will randomly remove it for no reason. Thanks for listening.
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Hey Friends,

My name is Fluttershy, and I love every single one of you. All of you are awesome, kind, bronies who spend every second of their day looking at wonderful pictures. You are everything good in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any black-hole hearts?? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun pictures with people because of your own desire to be at least 20% Cooler, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even better than crying to fanfics on equestria daily, like My Little Dashie.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best hug. I'm pretty much imperfect. I was not captain of the football team, and was not starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "post ponies and spread love"? I don't get straight A's, and don't have a banging hot coltfriend (I don't even have a coltfriend). You are all awesome bronies who should just continue to love each other. Thanks for listening.

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>>28786666

>>28786736
>no coltfriend
>gets pregnant from discord
You wat?

>>28786666
>football
How's the naked horse play in the shower? Love all those swinging dicks?

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Hey Faggots,

My name is Pinkie Pie, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, no fun allowed, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid pony pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever been to a party? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of other ponies because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than clopping to naked pictures of your waifu that you found on the ponynet.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the partying committee, and made the best starters on my baking team. What special talents do you have, other than “clopping to naked drawn animu ponies”? I also get straight B’s, and had banging hot pancakes (They were covered in syrup; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
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>>28786773
won't lie, I copied from an old 2013 post.

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Hey Faggots,
My name is Discord, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facehoof.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was ruler of Equestria, and spirit of chaos and disharmony. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn 3D horses”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
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Hey Breeders,
My name is Moondancer, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are thin, retarded, life-livers who spend every second of their day chatting at donut shops. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever not gotten any dick? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own securities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than consensual sex in the missionary position.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the chess team, and starter on my debate team. What sports do you play, other than "run at each other hollering loudly"? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot waifu (She just noticed me; Shit was SO cash). You are all breeders who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
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>>28786709
>captain of the janitor squad, and chief cleaner on my mopping team
>what clearning-related sports do you play

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Hey Anons,
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>>28786850
Nice _____________________'s

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>CONTEXT: back in the day there was a site I can't remeber which basically allowed you to chain-translate a text using the available online services. TL:DR Text -> translate to some language -> translate to some other language -> [many translations later] -> Translate back to english.
>This was the result when somebody crammed the "so cash pasta into it"

...8 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Hi vagotes, my name is John, and hatred. All obese slow life with all the pictures of her ass and watch the seconds on the day. You are all evil in the world, frankly, everyone of you get any cats, I think, that people think it's funny, because there is uncertainty, however, is a whole new level, which is much higher than in a photo on Facebook will be worse. Not as a stranger, I was hit with a shot in the Sun. I was almost finished. He is the captain of the football team, basketball, sports, and the team is not playing, but Jack naked Japan. I also have a hot girlfriend Gwen (her only scrape dam money) Vagotes. You have to kill. Thank you for listening to related images: me and my madness."

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>>28786666
This is what I deserve for actively searching for the quad sixes...

>>28786666
>>28786685
>>28786709
>>28786736
>>28786801
>>28786830
>>28786834
>>28786850
is this a new meme?

>>28786901
Alright then.
Hi homer
PS: I want to cum inside of you

>>28786901
>new
Actually, it's from 2007.

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Hey Faggots,
My name is Rarity, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are uncouth, disgusting, no-friends who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in Equestria. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any dick? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to timestamped pictures of dicks on 4Pone.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I have friends in PonyVille, Canterlot AND Manehatten. What friends do you have, other than “circlejerk off to naked drawn Humans”? I also get straight 10/10’s at fashoin shows, and have a banging hot Coltfriend (He just blew my horn; Shit was SO bits). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
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>>28786899
Why did you searched for quad sixes?
6969

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Bump?

>>28786736
This made me happy and I don't even like Fluttershy.

>>28786901
yeah

>>28786666
>Hey faggots,
Hello to you too, I guess
>My name is anon, and I hate every single one of you.
That's my name as well! I don't hate everyone though
>All of you are no-life's who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass 4chan threads.
I have a full time job.
>You are everything bad in this world.
I don't see how I'm worse than any and all politicians or lawyers.
>Honestly, have any one of you ever gotten any pussy?
this is a bit of a personal question, but I shall answer. Yes I have.
>I mean, I guess it'S fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take it to a whole new level.
I don't make fun of others.
>This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on Facebook.
I don't participate in social media.
>Just hit me with your best.
Best what?
>I'm pretty much perfect.
We're all perfect in different ways.
>I was a captain of the football team, and starter on my own basketball team.
Sports wasn't my thing, but everyone wanted me to play because I was built like a football player in high school.
>What sports do you play, other then "making cancerous shitpost on 4chan"?
I like to go bowling and play tennis, sometimes mini golf.
>I also get straight A's
I also had good grades in school.
>and have a banging hot girlfriend (she just blew me. Shit was so hot)
Do you think she'd like you bragging about the intimate moments the two of you share with complete strangers?
>you are all faggots, who should just kill yourself.
Seems rather pointless and my friends and family would miss me, besides I don't feel the need to do such a thing.
>Thanks for listening.
glad to provide a (you) to you!

Bump up homer ahole

>>28787327
You're my favorite, anon. That was so genuine it made me smile for the first time in weeks.

>>28786896
>back in my days bla blah blah
back in MY days people were playing on a rock, and liven in caves, thoese were the days.

>>28786901
This is bait, right?
Here's your (you)

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>>28787327
Anon...

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>>28787327
Someone give this guy a medal.