>"Oh ha ha ha!" >"That's a good one

>>28777128
>Meanwhile, Lord Anonymous has just realized he put both legs through one leg of his pants.

>>28777163
The weak should fear the strong.

>"I may be a pervert but one thing i'm not is a rapist".

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>>28777128
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLyaCgbEGIo
>"Ehh, what was that?"
>Celestia peers out of her window
>Viking Anons have began to pillage the town.
>Mares are being carried off
>And towns guards are being cut down in the streets.
>"Hmm, well....you don't suppose he's still mad about the whole exile thing do you Twilight?"
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAP-w5nyUVI
>The royal chamber door is bashed wide open.
>And lord Anon stood with three honor guards.
>Clad in leather armor and brandishing axes.
"CELESTIA!"
>The disheveled king screamed as he stomped towards her.
>"A~Anon, we were just talking about you."
"twenty years Celestia, twenty years!"
>he grumbled marching ever closer.
>"And the years have done wonders for you!"
"Seize them!"
>Celestia tosses Twilight at Anons guards
>"Celestia why!?!?"
>Twighlight shrieked
>but Celestia had already flown out the window.
>Twi tries to struggle, bucking and shoving Anon's guards but they are too many and too strong
>The shove her onto the floor and tie her up
Ehh, I feel like this is autistic...but hey maybe this could be fun if more ideas hit me.

>>28777344
Hit yourself...with more ideas

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>>28777344
>chaos marauder anon.
I NEED IT!
>fuck i'll write it if you don't want to.

So anyone got the screencap with the 'meanwhile, lord anonymous realizes he's put his shirt on inside out again.'

>>28777881
Lets both make our own versions with conflicting back stories.
I'm avoiding work so i mean i don't mind reading and commenting on your shit homie.

>>28777128
A pervert, huh? Bitch. I'll show you. My army of Anons will march across this relm, tenderly molesting every one of your subjects along the way. None will escape! Yea, that's fuckin' hot.

>>28777163
kek

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>>28777344
Fun Fact:
Vikings were more into hit and run tactics, going from one town to the next, always trying to avoid large armies/battles. Using thier trusty longboats they were able to strike from rivers and make thier escape back to the ocean.

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>>28777128

>>28778150
>Vlad Tepes Anon
I summon thee, writefag!

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>>28778163
Sounds neat.

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>>28777344
>Back at camp
>Twi lay in Anons tent
>She can hear the raping of mares
>Their screams as they plead for mercy.
>Their weeping as they are being used.
>The humans, were unlike any terror she'd seen.
["Holy bucking shit...."]
>She thought to herself as she lay on a cot near the end of the tent
>Her limbs still tied
["Maybe I can reason with him, I mean a king would never harm a princess right?"]
["I'm sure the magic of forgiveness will be all it takes!"]
"And so she left me her student..."
["buck"]
>"Anon! Old buddy old pal of mine!"
"Spare me your lies...you'll need your energy to scream as I fuck the royalty from your cunt..."
>Anon said as he grabbed by the mane and lifted her from the cot
>She shrieked in pain but tried her best to maintain a pleasant composure.
>she meekly smiled and replied
>"Come on Anon, don't you think you're blowing this thing a little out of proportion?"
"For twenty years I was exiled..."
>He placed her on his lap and began to untie the ropes.
"Out, in the barren wasteland I was left to starve, to fend for myself against the barbarous hordes of savages and the unrelenting cruelty of beasts."
>"Yea, there, there big guy, let it all out."
>Twilight said, growing excited at the fact that Anon was releasing her.
"But do you know what's funny?"
>"What?"
"What kept me going....was the thrill of the fight!"
>Anon exclaimed as he threw her onto the floor
"I want you to fight back....and I want you to feel me tear every last bit of dignity you have left from your body.... as your muscles fail to protect you and your magic nullified by human presences...so that you find...no one can save you from this fate..."
>"A~Anon...you don't have to do this..."
>She whimpered as she stared into Anon's eyes in terror
>Crawling away slowly
"But I want to Twilight...I want to make you cry...

>>28778147
Less fun fact, Vikings weren't a people or culture. In old Norse a viking is a journey taken overseas to raid or trade with other settlements. They wouldn't have called people Vikings. Rather they would have spoken of going 'on a viking', like going on an odyssey.

>>28778038
YES. WRITERU STARTU
>Lord Anon the Everchosen stood menacingly over Twilight Sparkle waving his massive gore soaked axes toward her face, flicking a splatter of blood on to her face with each pass.
"Hundreds have fell to these blades, but still their thirst unquenched..."
>Anon gets on one knee, now face to face with the unicorn.
"Where is Celestia Sol!"
>Anon roars into at the pony, her ears dropping immediately her features contorted into a look of fear.
>"I-i D-don't K-know."
>Anon places a hand on the pony's head gently rubbing her ears.
"He he he, You think me a fool. he he he..."
>"Please Anon you know I would never lie to you."
>Anon throws his head back in thunderous laughter, each echoing throughout the decrepit castle.
"Please Twilight, your know element of honesty now aren't you?"
>Anon raises his axes.
"I always knew these were a mistake."
>Anon deftly slices off her wings and throws them to the side, Twilight's mouth open in a scream but no sound comes out.
"Now before I have to really hurt you,princess where did she run off too?"
>Anon spat the word princess out of his mouth as if a bad taste.
>"P-please don't k-k-kill m-me..."
>Twilight stares at the warlord with face of terror and hints of regret.
>Anon picks up the pony and flings her over his shoulder.
"I guess we're doing this the hard way then."
>Anon walks out of the ruined palace with his faithful honor guard behind him Canterlot burns.
>Twilight wakes up with a warm hut with bandages where her wings were and a block of...ice on covering her horn.
>"So it wasn't a nightmare after all."
"Ah you awake for a minute there the shamans said the only thing we could do it pray."
>Anon is sitting on the floor, a big smile plasters his features
"I bet you're hungry huh? You folks can eat tundra grass right?"
>The unicorn sheepishly shakes her.
>"Yes."
"Ok let's go get your some breakfast."
>A spiked collar is placed around Twilight's neck

>>28778460
Now you see....I already like yours more than I like mine.

It's quicker but you have to work on your grammer man. Theirs actually an app called grammarly than can at the bare minimum point out super bad errors.

Other than that a champion of Chaos Anon is funner than a rapie anon that's in it for the pussy.

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>>28778460
>My god i can't write stutters.
>>28778509
>I actually have grammarly already.
"Here it is breakfest!"
>Anon motions to a small patch of grass, the only patch of grass in the snow covered landscape.
>Anon looks expectedly at the patch then back at Twilight.
>Twilight steps almost unsure, she could make a break for it but... she's seen him before the exile, he'll catch her before she even reaches the trees not even 10 metres away.
"Oh boy so exciting."
>Anon voices to himself.
>Twilight takes just a bite of the grass.
>"This isn't half bad actually."
>Anon walks over and bends down, Twilight cringes back but Anon's massive hands pet her head before she can shake him off.
"Good horsey"
>Anon says while absently mindedly patting Twilight's head, she was comforted with the fact that he still was the same kind pony loving under the 300lb of muscle and rage and all that blood that she was sure wasn't his.
>Anon jumps up and throws his axes toward the forest in one smooth motion, a shrill cry is the only affirmation anon needs.
"MEATS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS!"
>Anon dashes into the forest, now is Twilight's chance but she can't leave him again.
>Besides before she can finish her thought Anon comes running back out hauling not one but two deer.
>The marauders gather around Anon in a ceremonial dance circle which Anon is happy to abide by.
"Who did me, eh huh who did it!"
>"Anon did!"
>The marauders shout with Anon before a man with a hat and a apron gently retrieves the deer from Anon.
"MASH EM STICK EM A STEW, WHAT DO GONNA DO?"
>"MORE IMPORTANTLY WHO YOU GONNA CALL!"
>"ANON!"
"GHOSTBUSTERS!"
>The drunken singing harkens forth old memories;even after killing thousands they can still find time for a dance number.
>Anon start throwing his axes into the sky before catching them before they hit the ground.
>The celebration goes on for another hour before the shamans tell everyone it's time to pray to the gods of Despair,Magic,Sensation, and his favorite War.

>>28777128
>>28777344
>>28778296
It's a shit.

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>>28778757
I agree.
But I enjoy this bullshit and demand more!
MORE

>>28778757
Both stories are shit.

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>>28777181

>>28778860
Yes.

>>28777128
I'm an idiotic pervert with an INSATIABLE VENGEANCE

>>28777128
Got something cooking up for you OP. So, Quick bump

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>>28778460
>his honor guard
Yo dawg I thought we wuz goin' to the kanye concert nigga

My turn!

>MEANWHILE IN OUTER HAYVEN...
>"Great work, boss!"
>You give a double thumbs up to a passing pony soldier.
>"They never stood a chance against our might!"
>As implied and now exposited, you just crushed the Dragon Lord in a mutually agreed upon competition that will be revealed later because I need SOME loose end because no one will read this dumb shit otherwise, amirite.
>"Those scaleniggers got what they deserved!"
>Silence.
>At this time, a bunch of red beret-wearing ponies in facemasks pass by, already preparing to deal with another dipshit.
>"That's racist, dude."
"Yeah, I'm sending you to the brig, Beer Can."
>The likely inbredtrailer park inbred not medieval king inbred hic laughs like a douchey cousinfucker.
>"What, you want Smaug and Grigori to fuck your wife?"
>Okay, referencing Dragon's Dogma in a world without vidyer is over the line!
"Scratch that. Kitty Squadron, throw him off the deck."
>Heh heh. Scratch. Kitty.
>No response to either your pun or order.
"Oh right. Hey, Air Bazooka Kitty, tell your squad to-"
>Your probably main man is already on it.
>"Colts! Toss him!"
>"Yes captain!"
>They grab the redneck and throw him off.
>"I'd say blow me but you'll be busy blowing Custaaaaaaaard!"
>Splash.
>Down below, Beer Can is caught and thrown a "farewell you racist" party, because this is Equestria you dingus and racism is already pushing it for what would be realistic from what the show and even comics have revealed. Well, "realistic."
>"By the way, boss, Kitty works fine."
>Ah, Air Bazooka Kitty's humility and well-hidden annoyance at your use of his full title always makes your day.
>You grab a cigar, which is actually just a really big candy cigarette.
"Very well, Air Bazooka Kitty. Now let's have an inexplicable flashback to why you use an air bazooka, shall we?"
>You offer him one too, and he takes it.
>"Great plan!"
>He doesn't even play around with it and just chews it.

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>>28777128
>Justicar Anonymous, falling through a chaotic rift created from the rupture of the Bloodstone in the Maguuma winds up in Equestria, alone and very much confused.

>After meeting the Princess, he is Exiled due to his difference of opinion about Equestrian rule. Insubordination towards the government has always ended up with banishment from the age of Nightmare, Discord, and Sombra

>Anon has to remake the Mantle not with humans but with ponies, Griffons, Dragons and others who are willing to join and serve the cause.

>All for the glory of the Unseen Ones.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7J6IzrUxFNM

>MEANWHILE, IN A FOREST OUTSIDE EQUESTRIA THAT ISN'T THE EVERFREE...
"Man, this forest is huge. And not the Everfree."
>See, told you. Anyway, you're lost and still pissed off about Celestia banishing you.
>This sucks.
>"MEOOOOW!"
>The sound comes from the bushes!
"OH GOD PLEASE, NO, I'M ALLERGIC TO CATS!"
>It's true, but it would really just make your nose run, not kill you.
>Wait, that's a fake meow! You're about to point this out when:
>"Captain, he's allergic! We shouldn't rob anyone with a cat allergy, no matter what species they are!"
>"I have to disagree, sir. This might be a bluff. We do not know who this creature is, it may be a tricky being."
>"Well think of it this way, it may be telling us its weakness as a way to show it has nothing to hide! Gee, now I feel guilty."
>"Forget about it, he can hear us. Let's just do this."
>Three ponies walk out of the bushes, all wearing red berets. The youngest and cleanest(as far as forestdwellers go) speaks up.
>"We're the Kitty Squadron, give us your money!"
"I don't have shit."
>The one in the middle, who isn't wearing a facemask, a only now revealed detail that doesn't apply to the other two, gives a rather over-the-top eyeroll..
>"Not the first time I heard that routine. Search him."
>Oh shit you're gonna get robbed! YOU MUST PROTECT YOUR PORN!.
>You squat in a mix of a Dota playing Ivan and CQC pose for maximum dumb references.
>"What is that stance?"
"I have no idea, but square off."
>"Well you asked for it. Colts! Drop him!"
>The two ponies in masks grab big feather quills and aim them at you.
>They think they can out-tickle you? They don't even know the basics of Close-Quarter Cuddling!
>You don't even try to keep in a combat stance as you pick them both up.
>"Whoa geez he's strong."
>"OH CELESTIA HELP ME!"
>You gently put them on their backs, one of them shivering, the other not even resisting.
>"YOU TWO! FIGHT BACK!"
>"I'M DOOMED!"
>"Sorry captain, I'm done for."

>>28779587
>>28779621
>You menacingly lower your hands to the helpless pony, one shivering and not realizing he can roll away, and the other who understands and accepts his defeat.
>Contact in 3...
>"HELPMEHELPMEHELPMEHELPMEHELPMEHELPME"
>2...
>"It was a pleasure, captain."
>1...
>The "captain" cannot speak because he is too busy aggressively licking salt like I lick your waifu's pussy, AYYYYYY
>Contact!
"Coochie coochie coo!"
>You start tickling the two ponies.
>Cue everyone except the humiliated captain having a laugh and good time.
>"Hee hee hee! This isn't so bad, right Greenhorn?"
>"Yeah, I'm not sure what I was expecting, hahaha! Hey Captain Kitty, hah, you should join in!"
>"Not even when I've blacked out, Sir Rubber Duck Duckie D.K Mimezinga IV."
"Also my name is Anonymous, since this is a convenient way for everyone's names to be learned!"
>After you finish tickling the ponies, Kitty remains.
>"Alright, now that you made me watch as you tortured my men..."
>He pulls out a marshma-
"HEY, WAIT A SECOND!"
>Fine geez
"You could've stopped me at any time, you know! You have that thing!"
>"This marshmallow gun? Yeah, but I'll be honest, I haven't heard them that happy in months. So thanks. Plus it's more melodramatic to say that"
>You nod, understanding his methods.
"So uh, what are you gonna do? Feed me one third of a S'more?"
>He feeds you one third of a S'more. By which I mean he hits you with a launched marshmallow.
>You walk over, braving the onslaught by catching and eating the marshmallows, and pick up his cannon.
>"Hey, that's just rude!"
>You reply with a rolled-up newspaper you took from some bug, who you heard shouting something like "THAT'S IT! I'M GONNA TAKE OVER EQUESTRIA FOR THIS!"
>By reply, you mean "bap him on the nose gently."
"Bad pony, don't rob people!"
>He immediately starts sulking, eyes watering.
>Oh man, this is your weakness.
>You scoop him up in a tight hug. No homo.
"There, there. Maybe if you used an Air Bazooka you'd suck less."

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>>28779677
https://youtu.be/WPUsWqU7jc4?t=5s The sound loops three times if you start at the beginning, sorry. Best I could find.

"Yeah. Too bad it didn't really."
>"Good thing we got a human to tickle, cuddle, and gently whack our enemies, huh?"
"You know it!"
>You do the best high five you can with a pony.
>"Boss! Captain Kitty!"
>Some unnamed pony runs up to the two of you.
>"What's the matter, Greg?"
>Oh fuck you.
>"I'm here to mention the Dragon Lord, sir! This should start off another flashback!"
"Good timing, Greg! Kitty, remind me to promote Greg after this flashback!"
>"Th-thank you so much, boss!"
>As he gives you the best hug he can, another flashback happens.

scroll up if you want the link, fag :^)

"Dragon Lord, I've come to crush you in the penultimate step to regaining my rightful place as resident slacker and glassblower of Ponyville, Equestria!"
>"Everyone got that?"
"They sure did, Racist Kazuhira Miller Reference."
>Racist Kazuhira Miller Reference nods and walks off.
>"Hey, Anon. Uh, for what it's worth, I tried to appeal. Also I'm Dragon Lord in Ember's place because..."
>Crickets chirp.
>"Psst, interrupt me!"
"Oh, got it. Okay, go."
>"Ahem! Also, I'm Dragon Lord in Ember's place bec-"
"HOLY FUCK IT'S RARITY!"
>"WHERE?!"
>He looks around excitedly, before glaring at you.
>"When I say interrupt, don't play with my hopes and dreams, dude!"
"Alright, alright, now can I crush you or what?"
>"We can't just have an alliance?"
>The entirety of your nation, Outer Hayven, laughs at that idea.
"Of course not! Now, shall our battle be Trottingham Style?"
>"Sure, but you should probably explain the rules. I usually go by Celestian Style for battles."
>"Not Crystal Kingdom Style?! PLEBS!"
>"Shut up, Sir Rubber Duck Duckie D.K Mimezinga IV!"
"I have a very interesting army."
>"Yeaaaaah."

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>>28779722
>The two of you are back to back at the middle of the unnamed town I can't be bothered to describe, sue me.
"I must say, this town leaves me speechless. I don't even know where to begin with describing it!"
>"I know, right?! It's like stuff can just appear when convenient, and less effort is required to have stuff happen!"
>The entirety of the Spanish Inquisition leaves the local White Castle to lllustrate this point.
>"I, a local bystander who should not be mistaken for Spike, did not expect that proceeding event involving the entirety of the Spanish Inquisition."
>"NOBODY DOES!"
"Guys this is getting really retarded, can we skip ahead?"
>"Yeah, someone needs to explain the rules."
>"Allow me, the former president of the United States."
>You turn around in shock.
"BARACK OBAMA!"
>He strikes a magnificent pose.
>"YES! WE CAN!"
>You would faint if not for the fact you'd crush the Dragon Lord in a different way.
>"Now, the rules of battle, Trottingham Style, are as follows, which I will briefly switch to non-greentext for:
"ONE! The battle will be played out in three parts."
"TWO! Both parties will decide one part each of the battle. The order for whose game goes first is decided by coin flip, dice roll, drawing sticks, or asking a homeless man.
"THREE! The final part of the battle will be hidden in the MYSTERY BOX!"
>The crowd gasps!
>"What's in the box? WAIT WHY AM I SPEAKING IN GREEN?!"
"Because, Anonymous, I am the main character for now. And I can't say, it's a mystery."
"FOUR! Whoever wins the mystery box match is the winner, previous parts be damned."
>"Mr. President of Earth, why have the first two parts, then?"
>Obama looks to the camera with a stern expression.
"Insert political commentary here."
"FINAL RULE! You are banned from using objects not provided in matches, using the Atomic Suplex, using Kirbycide when both you and your opponent are at 1 stock, and moves that boost evasions, such as Minimize and Double Team. Acupressure is an exception."

Stop this autism thread, it's embarrassing to read.

>>28779753
"Thanks, Obama! And I mean that in a genuine matter!"
>"Any time. Enjoy being the main character again."
>Rarity, who WAS here all along thanks to an elaborate prank you've been waiting to pull on Spike, steps up to Obama.
>"Excuse me, before you go, I have one question."
"DAMMIT RARITY!"
>"RARITY IS ACTUALLY HERE?!"
>"Go ahead, Ms. Rarity."
>Rarity clears her throat, preparing to ask a question involving the safety of citizens like her.
>"Well, now I don't know where to begin, thanks to the narrator."
>Fuck your shit.
>"Mr. President, there have been concerns over the six magical artifacts formerly guarded by the Princesses of Equestria going missing. What do you have to say in regards to rumors of rogue users of these artifacts?"
>Obama chuckles.
>"You mean the Elements of Harmony?"
>Confused and worried murmuring is heard throughout the village.
>"I'm going to assume you mean the Elements of Harmony, because if that's what you're concerned about, I've got one of them-"
>He pulls out the Element of Magic, causing everyone to panic!
>"RIGHT HERE!"
"He's got an Element of Harmony?!"
>"Mr. President, as Dragon Lord, I demand you put your hands up-"
>Obama puts on the tiara as his short hair turns rainbow.
>"and turn around, slowly!"
>"Friendship Control!"
"OH MY GO-"
>BOOM.
>"Everyone, relax! He just blasted off, we should be fine."
>Spike gets maybe three ponies and four dragons to calm their tits.
"Holy shit, I hope we never have to read a shitty greentext about Obama's new adventures with this power that doesn't even exist in canon!"
>"Uh, scratch that. There's one problem."
>Rarity's mane has been slightly scorched.
"You know what? Let's call it a truce and alliance. War and conflict sucks. There's the political commentary."
>"Not bad, Anon. But yeah, truce and alliance."
>Finally, an actual high five.

>>28779790
fuck you I'm not getting the flashback end link again

>"So that's what your flashbacks are like."
>Spike sneaked up to join the flashback viewing at some point, apparently.
"Yeah. Sucks we didn't get to do it, though. I was gonna suggest rock paper scissors, but cheat and keep using dynamite."
>"I was gonna suggest Name Five Things That Aren't Rarity. I forgot that Trottingham Style doesn't encourage you to choose something you're bad at."
>Kitty scoffs at his taste.
>"That's why it sucks, Dragon Lord. Also, boss, promote Greg."
>Wait, whoops.
"Oh yeah! Greg, you're-"
>Sleeping at your feet, apparently.
"Promoted when you wake up."
>He does some sort of cheering motion in his sleep.
>"We should stop having flashbacks, you two. Isn't it time for the assault?"
>Suddenly, the clock tower you stole from Horse Britain chimes four times.
>"OI IT'S FOUR BONGS!"
>"Four o'clock? Boss, we're late!"
"Aw crap, quick! Transition! TRANSITION!"
>"AS DRAGON LORD, I DEMAND A TRANSITION TO CANTERLOT!"
>...
>"A for effort?"
"I guess you earned it. Shame we missed the fight."
>"No way we didn't."
>Hold on, I can't narrate, there's someone firing an air bazooka at my head.
>"Bring us to Canterlot or I'm gonna do this all day!"
>"Jesus christ, okay you psycho!"


>MEANWHILE AT CANTERLOT...
"WE MADE IT! And look, a convenient path right to the throne room!"
>"Good work, convenient pathfinder team!"
>The ponies setting up "THIS WAY FOR PLOT ADVANCEMENT" and "LEFT TURN FOR ENDING, RIGHT TURN FOR CLOP SCENE(BUT ONLY IF RAINBOW DASH'S CONFESSION SCENE WAS UNLOCKED BEFORE EXILE)" signs nod to the three of you.
"Alright, follow the convenient brick road!"
>"Sorry sir, this isn't brick, it's concrete. Do you want us to tear it up and replace it with brick, sir?"
>The loyalty of your soldiers always impress you, and distract you from their horrific war crimes.
>"Drink your tea, mare!"
>"N-NO! Wait, this is really good! It's like a sweeter earl grey!"
>Ah, yes.

>>28779835
>"Boss, I know it's hard to listen to our soldiers having tea parties, but sometimes, when you're sent to hell, you have to go even deeper."
"You call that evil? Come on you two, let's go!"
>For the first time, your right-hand man is visibly horrified, a fact that Spike is equally horrified by when he understands the implications.
>You pass by all sorts of other horrific things your army does, like surprise hugs, engine-powered feathers for maximum tickling, giving compliments to ponies, burning down orphanages, hoof holding, and cuddling.
>Nah, just kidding. Kitty's just weird, everyone but him is okay with this. Spike was scared because he's a retard.
>Anyway you all make it to the throne room and shit.
"Celestia, I have come!"
>"Oh, hey Twilight! Hope you got my letters while I was hanging out with Anon."
>Twilight and Celestia turn to you, with expressions of relief and shock respectively.
>Twily gallops over to give Spike a big hug.
>"Thank goodness everything's okay, Spike!"
"Not really. Alright Celestia, I united all the clans, despite only showing my "victory" over Air Bazooka Kitty's three man posse, crushed the substitute Dragon Lord in the absolute loosest sense of the term, and have at least ONE pony, dragon, griffin, seapony, breezie, tentacle monster, and/or Goblin Dart Elemental who follows me!"
>Celestia stands there agape, before shaking her head.
>"Well, now that you've said that, I really don't know what to say. I was to provide exposition, Anonymous."
>Oh right.
>"What I can say, however, is that we were wondering where you went! You were only exiled for five minutes and you run off to the forest?!"
"I mean, that's where I was supposed to go, right? I'm exiled. Banished."
>Dead silence.
>Then everyone laughs.
>"Oh, Anonymous, that's not what exile means!"
"What? Yes it is!"
>Twilight calms down and takes a breath.
>"I believe there's been a language barrier of sorts, Princess Celestia.
"Wait, this excuse won't fly."
>"Oh right. Darn."

>>28779876
"Well, I have no idea how Celestia can come out of this not looking like a jerk!"
>"Even so, I must apologize. It's been so long."
>Celestia, who has been approaching you as she spoke, gives you a hug.
>"I'm sorry it ended this way."
"Yeah, me too."
>Spike breaks you two up
>"Stop! Guys, this isn't funny! There isn't even a dumb reference that was shoved in just because!"
>"Then how do we end this?!"
"I dunno, Twi, how DO we end this?"
>"I have a suggestion."
>Everyone looks at the stupid donut steel.
>"Cuddle pile."
"You know that's not a torture method, right Air Bazooka Kitty?"
>"Yeah, I was just messing with you all."
>Everyone laughs then starts cuddling.
>"Gee, guys. In the small time I've been Dragon Emperor, I've never seen such a terrible way to avoid detailing the consequences of everyone's actions."
>"Same, and I've been a Princess for years!"
>"Also same, but I've been a Princess for triple ALL that time."
"Also also same! I don't have any accomplishments to note, but I'm just gonna point out your butt is rubbing up on my crotch, Celestia."
>"Well we need a clop scene or else nobody will read this."
"Yeah. Let's do it. Spike, Twilight, Kitty, get out!"
>"Can't you two wait? It's comfy."
>"But I thought you liked me, Anon!"
>"You called me Kitty, wow."
"I said out. And yes, because you're dead to me"
>You then are about to fuck Princess Celestia, approaching the character limit quickly.
>Then I decide that because I don't know how to end this and I can't be bothered to have it end when it hits 2000/2000, since I can't intentionally add padding in a funny way, I'll just Shenmue it and end it abruptly.

END, AS IN "OH THANK YOU GOD IT'S OVER"

>>28779721
Thank

>>28779789
You were embarrassing to raise yet your mom didn't give up on you, AW SHIT.

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>>28779605
>Justicar
>Not Charrnonymous, crushing Equestria to rid the world of the accursed magic
Pleb tier taste in factions there.

Top tier taste in games, though.

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Still waiting on Vlad Tepes Anon.

>>28781368
Write it than famalama

>>28779789
Where do you think you are friend?
Autism is this board....