>you stare through the noose as you look at all the bad things

>>28775010
check to see what's inside the sack

>>28775010
Grab my gun and approach slowly while asking "who are you?"

>>28775025
>your body gets full of curiosity as you remember its not Christmas
>you climb of from your soon to be on its side chair and walk over to the sack
what the fuck is this
>you poke it with your toe
evens or 3 rerolls chooses whats next

>>28775055
Kick as hard as you possibly can.

>>28775010
Hang yourself anyway and leave whatever pony is inside to starve/suffocate to death.

>>28775060
(technically 0 is even)
>you slam your foot into the sack causing whatever is in the sack to cry out loud in pain
ow ow ow ow ow
>you grab your foot in pain as you notice a horn poking through the sack
what in the fuck
3/6/9/1 or 3 rerolls

>>28775090
Drown the sack in bleach for 15 minutes

>>28775090
Now give it the people's elbow.

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>>28775112
Rerroll for the sack in bleach

>>28775090
Open the top and look inside.

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>>28775120
This , fucking do it ya cunts

>>28775123
>Hi! Let me ruin all the fun for you anons

>>28775134
What? I just wanna see what's in the sac. How did I ruin the fun?

>>28775141
The bleach was funnier, and you don't give a shit what's inside the sack

>>28775145
I wanna see who it is.
It might be someone innocent or even my waifu. If you kill it, the story ends.

Come on, OP, open the sack. Who is it.

>>28775129
(fine fine)
>you grab the top of the sack and walk quickly over to the washer and open the door
>you toss the sack in and slam the door close
>you grab a bottle of bleach and pour a fuck ton into the machine
>you turn the dial to heavy duty and press the start button
muahhaahhaha
>you laugh maliciously as you walk away

>>28775157
>>28775157
You are not allowed to play anymore,go away, come on op pour the bleach

>>28775112
>>28775118
>>28775120
you guys are sick. That could be someone's waifu in the sack you monsters

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>>28775161
Good

>>28775161
>you walk over to the living room only to see the same sack in front of fire place again with nothing wrong with it
what the ...
0/2/6/3 or 3 rerolls

>>28775169
If my waifu can't appreciate a pro-wrestling classic then she's no longer my waifu.

>>28775161
See. Now the story is over.
Fuck you guys. Now I'm bored.

Just keep going with my original reply of opening the sack and seeing who it is.

>>28775188
who said it was over my dear anon

>>28775184
Open he sack and look inside.

>>28775184
>the sack that won't die
Now here is where it turns into a story.

Time to get out your guns, tanks and phone in a missile.

>>28775184
Cum on the bag, the open it.

>>28775184
Open sac and kiss in the mouth what's inside

>>28775206
>you walk over to your safe and enter in your top secret ultra unknowable password 8008135
>you open and pull out a simple desert eagle
time to get popped mother fucker
>you shoot the sack and blood leaks from the bag
>you turn around to put the gun back and lock the safe
>when you turn back around you see the sack as perfect as if it was brand new
8/9/4/6 or 3 rerolls

>>28775240
Open bag and french kiss what's inside in the mouth with passion

>>28775240
Kerosene and matches.

>>28775256
>you walk over to the sack and undo the top
>you pull out a pony
0/4/2/8 or 3 rerolls decides the pony

>>28775294
You forgot the french kiss>>28775256

>>28775294
>*you blindly french kiss the pony without even opening your eyes

>>28775294
it's discord pony

>>28775309
It's luna

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>>28775312
win

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>>28775316
WIN

>>28775312
>you break the kiss
d:oh my at least buy me dinner first
oh god why the fuck did it have to the gang rape of animal parts
>you drop him on the floor and go brush your teeth with every bit of toothpaste you have possible
4/8/9/2 or 3 rerolls decide what we do with this shit stain of a pony

>>28775294
Sunset Shimmer

>>28775335
Tie it to your couch
Cum on it

>>28775335
Ask him if he can bring my waifu luna so I can french kiss her

>>28775335
make him your sentient urinal

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>>28775346
Rerroll, luna a qt3.141597

>>28775335
Just start jerking off

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>>28775351
Rerroll for the lunalicious saliva

>>28775346
rolling

>>28775346
yo fuck face
D:yes my humanoid friend
can you bring me Luna
D:oh im afraid i cant since that would be a good thing and you know how i am about good things don't you anon
>He chuckles
4/9/1/0 or 3 rerolls will decide our actions

>>28775409
Tie him to the bed and shove things up his ass until he brings Luna here

>>28775409
Say this
N..no, I hate her, it would piss me off

>>28775409
Point your gun at him

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>>28775431

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>>28775409
Tell him that's ok, that he's the only one you need, attempt to kiss him until he brings the waifer

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>>28775447
Rerroll>>28775447

>>28775431
Winrar

>>28775431
>you walk over to the safe and unlock it
and pull out the pistol
>you point it right at his head
D:oh anon do you think that truly would affect me
>you see your gun start to melt like a liquid in your hand
5/7/2/9 or 3 rerolls for other ways of torturing him

>>28775431
win

>>28775469
This>>28775459

>>28775469
Tell him that you will tell him how to seduce Fluttershy if if he bring Luna

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>>28775477
You fool, Discord is bisexual, were fucked

>>28775477
>you walk over to him
>you grab him and move him close to your face
D:unhand me mortal
does dissy want a kiss
>you pucker your lips and try and kiss him
>he pushes his hooves against your chest
D:i do not want to make out with your smelly lips
4/7/8/3 or 3 rerolls to decide more ways to torture him

>>28775505
Grab a saddle, strap it to him and rode him around your house.

>>28775511
(holy shit triple doubles

>>28775505
Keep trying

>>28775010
What chimney?

>>28775579
>Poorfag

>>28775574
>you keep on trying to kiss the fugly beast
D:PUT ME DOWN
nuhhhhhh
>your lips gets closer to his
6/9/5/0 or 3 rerolls to decide if we continue or stop

>>28775603
Keep going till he gives us Luna.
Stick a finger in his butt if he still wont

>>28775603
Get me alicorn luna or I'll kiss ya

>>28775609
give me luna or else
D:or else what
>you slide a finger up his bum
D:TAKE YOUR FINGER OUT OF MY ASSHOLE NOW
>you kiss him during his commotion
6/3/5/2 or 3 rerolls decide if we go further

>>28775645
Give me luna or your ass, your choice dissy

>>28775645
Wiggle it and/or add more fingers till he gives Luna

>>28775655
>you wiggle your finger around inside him
D:FINE ILL GIVE YOU HER
>you see her poof next to you two
hi princess
>she screams and faints quickly
ahh shoot
6/3/0/2 or 3 rerolls decide what we do with the body

>>28775688
Thank discord properly, give him a lollipop and cuddle with luna on the floor

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>>28775697
Rerroll

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>>28775697
This,but kiss her while she's asleep while cuddling her

>>28775725
Op , deliver pls

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>>28775688
Tell Discord to seal her powers and leave her with you or you will tell FLuttershy

>>28775777
trips deserve honorable attention

>>28775697
thanks yah little shit now get out of here
>drops kick him into the wall
d:You're an asshole anon
>you lay on the floor and cuddle her and pecks her cheek
7/3/0/1 or 3 rerolls to decide if we put it in her

>>28775797
yo dissy if you dont take away her powers and leave her with me i will tear a hole through the fabric of time and tell sutterfly about how you were mean
D:fuck you asshole your the mean one here
who will she trust me or the god of chaos
>he sighs and an aura covers lunas body and leaves quickly
D:there she has no powers now
>he poofs out of existence
6/2/4/9 or 3 rerolls decide whats next

>>28775797
we force her to eat entire bowl of eggs and watch barney show

>>28775824
This,but luna enjoy it

>>28775824
(OOOh funn)
>you grab her mane and drag her to the kitchen
>you grab a bowl and a carton full of eggs
>you carefully put them in the bowl
>you pull up a chair in the living room and put her in it
>you tie her to it
>you bring the bowl out and put it next to her
>you grab a barney dvd and put it in
5/8/2/7 or 3 rerolls to decide how we wake her up

>>28775867
>>28775867
She likes it and falls in love with you

>>28775872
Winrar

>>28775872
thats not a way to wake her up

>>28775872
This but scratch her ears to wake her up

>>28775872
This but with>>28775899

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>>28775903
This pls op

>you scratch her ears
>she mumbles then awakes
L:w-what where a-am i
>you grab her mouth and open it
>cracking the egg on her teeth and pouring it down her throat
>she lets out a slight moan
7/3/5/2 or 3 rr decide next

>>28775936
Keep going

>>28775936
She asks for more eggs.

>>28775943
This, I am the 2 ,but this is better

>>28775943
Rerolling for this

>>28775943
L:more
>you see how serious she is
>5 eggs later
>loud moans come from her getting louder with each egg
sweet celestia
>she moans loudly
5/9/2/0 or 3 rr decide

>>28775978
Kiss her with one egg in her mouth and tell her you love her

>>28775978
Strap a vibrator to her pussy and turn on Barney.

>>28775987
Shameless rerroll>>28775987

>>28775978
show her your moonwalking skills while wearing fedora

>>28775994
This

>>28775978
Put a wig on and grab her by the pussy

>>28775991
Rerolling on this

>>28775987
>you crack an egg into her mouth and kiss her deeply as make her swallow it
l:oh fuck me anon fuck me hard
7/3/0/5 or 3 rr to decide next

>>28776020
Fuck her hard.

>>28776020
Fuck her

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>>28776020
realise that its still Discord pulling your leg as he just transformed instead summoning her. And kill myself after that.

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>>28776027
>>28776029

>>28776027
>you unfasten your pants and pull out your shlong and plows it into her pussy
>she screams loudly and moans
L:harder i say harder
5/8/0/9 or 3 rr decide if we stop or skip to the after math

>>28776069
>YOU PULL OUT TRUSTY MOSIN NAGANT FROM YOUR GLORIOUS WEAPONS CACHE WHICH HAPPENS TO BE LOCATED WITHIN ARMS DISTANCE
>T34/85 CRASHES THROUGH WALL AND ATTEMPTS TO TAKE BLUE HORSE HOSTAGE WHILE YOUR PENIS IS STILL INSIDE HER
>YOU TAKE LUNA, THE EGGS AND YOURSELF UPON THE MIGHTY STEEL BEAST AND HEAD TOWARDS BERLIN AT A STEADY 30MPH WHILST STILL FUCKING HORSE ONTOP OF ENGINE BLOCK
>CONTINUE...

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>>28776070
Brilliant

>>28776070
>YOU GRIP HER BY HER HORN AND PLOW THAT PUSSY RAW ON THE BURNING ENGINE BLOCK
L:FUCK ME FASTER YOU LITTLE SHIT
>YOU SLAP INTO HER FUCK HOLE FASTER THAN THE VEHICLE IS GOING
L:OH FUCK YES
>YOU MOAN LOUDLY AS YOU FUCK HER SENSELESSLY
5/9/3/6 OR 3 RR TO DECIDE NEXT

>>28776120
Shoot passing Germans with the Mosin, shout 'Witness Me'.

>>28776131
/k/ please, this is our board.
Roll for this, though.

>>28776137
NYET, EVERY BOARD IS IVAN'S.
>>28776131
RE-ROLL.

>>28776131
3RD ROLL

>>28776244
>with your ass cheeks you shoot at the germans and fuck her until her mind is at your command
>5 hours of hardcore plowing of each hole later
>she lays cuddeling you as your house looks like a sex tornado went through
6/9/3/5 or 3 rr

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Who the fuck let the edgelord in the game?

>>28776293
(shrugs i dont know

>>28776277
Have her fuck you now with a strap on

>>28776353
(sigh
mmm luna could you do something for me
L:yes honey
fuck me with a strap on
>you hand her a large horse cock strapon
L:oh my...
5/7/8/3

>>28776425
Get fugged.

>>28776425
She puts it on and ravages Anons butthole

>>28776425
They fug and make ass-babies.

>>28776547
>3 hours of her pounding your asshole deeply
>you moan and cream multiple times
0/3/8/2

>>28776573
You stop this stupid thread, walk away, and come back with the same prompt at the exact time next month.

>>28776624
Reroll

>>28776573
ask luna if your tongue can be her royal toilet paper

>>28776631
REROLL
I WILL NOT YIELD

>>28776639
RRRRRRRRR

>>28776647
IF I HAVE TO GET EVERY DIGIT I WILL

>>28776656

>>28776664
How is it possible for one Anon to suck so much dick?

>>28776656
There's not anyone else even in here.

>>28776573
Celestia arrives to pick her up and decides she wants a turn with the strapon

>>28776624
Roll for this

>>28776803
well ah shoot im sorry yall but the gods tell me to follow this command

>>28776851
But what about here
>>28776708
I rolled 8 before his 3

>>28776865
This, but ask her to marry you

(sigh )(last post for tonight)
>you breathe heavily as you feel the strapon tip go inside your ass again
C:my turn
>she thrusts deep inside you send more moans from your mouth as your cock grows harder from the anal penetration
6/3/2/9 or 3 rr decde how long we get fucked for

>>28776961
12 minutes and while your ass is being fucked, you are cuddling luna, asking her to get married

>>28777666
Shit
Satan demands it

>>28775240
>A simple desert eagle

FUCKING.

WHO THE FUCK USES A DEAGLE FOR HOME DEFENSE?

THEYRE NOT EVEN GOOD

>>28777666
Damn,not jesus ,not satan the creator of gods

>>28777824
You are not even good at hunting and weapons , your opinion is worth cero, zippo , nada

>>28776961
Bwmp

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>CYOA ruined by underage Lunautist