>Be standing at your locker >See Sunset coming toward you

>>28769940
Do what I did throughout all of high school.
Fucking ignore everyone.

>>28769940
Begin the shooting early

>>28769940
>Be Anon
>See Sunset
>Take off shirt
>Chest if full of lush German hair
>Sunset stops, inquiry strewn across her face
>You unbutton your pants and unzip your zipper
>Sunset takes a startles step backwards, eyes still on you
>You slide off your pants
>"What the hell are you doing, Anon?" She asks, slightly scared
>You slide off your shoes
>You're in just your socks and boxers
>Turn towards your locker
>Unlock it
>Pull out a large bowl
>It's filled with eggs
>"Yes, Sunset. All the eggs."

>>28769940
Seriously, why the fuck were those retards her lackeys? I'm not scared of the girl whose only fans are a couple of 12 year olds. Why would anyone move aside for someone like that?

>>28769940
>rape

>>28769940
>boop

>>28770018

Kids are cruel.

>>28769940
>wat do xD

>>28770009
>German

>>28770091
I don't know, Anon. It just popped into my head. Just go with it.

>>28769949
That's not an option with her

Grab her ass and kiss her. Tell her to stay sexy as I head to class, but not before telling the
Those beta fags with her to keep her safe or else it'll be time to meet bubba again

>>28770368
>Not keeping her safe yourself
>Not holding her close while she yells at you and tries to hit you
>Not whispering to her how you know she's a sweet girl under that bully exterior
That's not groovy

>>28769967
Surely you plan on sparing some people?

>>28769940
Sunset comes up jokes and fun have been made on your cost
Bitch slap sunset
Shut the fuck up woman i ain't got no time for that Shit
True story, tho the girl i hit was pregnant fucking cunt thought being pregnant in 9th grade would give her a free pass on being a cunt

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>>28769940
I go full darth vader on her

>>28769940
I was the class president , I was extremely corrupt too, I guess my influence wouldn't make me a good target because all of my friends were the head of something important , and when I didn't like someone I just reported them and used my friends as fake witnesses

Catch her off guard.

>Sunset approaches you, obviously with something sinister on her mind
>She walks up and throws your shit out of your locker
"Sunset?! Oh my god, it's you! I haven't seen you in forever man! Give your besty a hug! Man, Blake was wondering where you went, be thought you died or something! We should all chill sometime, spark some bowls. And hey, if you wanted to get my attention, all you had to do was tap my shoulder, man. I know you're excited to see me, but fuck!
>I.... What?
"Alright, well, I'll catch you later, alright? I gotta go tell Blake! "
>you lean in and kiss her on the cheek
>Sunset stands there dazed and confused

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>>28769940
If Sunset's with her squad
Then I'm with mine, too

>>28772270
>Be Anon, in the anime club at school
>Strength in numbers, you always said
>Sunset would never mess with the whole autism squad, but one alone would get it
>And you were alone
>Not even Jamal, the 350 lb 6'9" black weeb was there with you
>"Sup dork." she said
>People were looking
>Oh shit
>Put on your Naruto headband and take off

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>>28769940
Hide your faggot thread like I do with all other threads with 'shim', 'glim', 'what do', or 'IMG/image'.

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>>28771308
This fucking story is golden.

>>28769940
Raise a brow at her being a dumbass.
"whats up sunset dumpster. more half baked plans on how to rule this high school from your sped ed classes?

>>28769940
"Hey bacon hair, you back for another sleeper hold?"

>>28769940
*unzips dick*

>>28770317
Then kiss her and watch her freak out.

>>28772716
Kiss her where?

>>28769940
I've never seen the movies so I need to ask?
Did she ever have any powers whatsoever when walking down the halls?
If not, then I just push the bitch onto the floor.

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>>28773506
>I've never seen the movies

>>28773522
Her hair reminds me of hot dogs

>>28770317
You underestimate me.
"Ignore everyone" is a tried and true tactic that nobody can penetrate.

>>28769940
>rape

>>28773543
You can't ignore it when she penetrates you

>>28773583
As in stabbing or lewdly?
I can ignore it if it's lewdly.
I have no sex drive.

I was 7 feet tall and nearly 350 pounds by the time I started high school. I could probably kill her and her cronies just by falling on them. I have nothing to fear.

>>28773550
But rape is illegal

>>28769940
As Trump would say grab her by the pussy.

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>>28771308
I fucking hate myself for laughing so hard at this

>>28771073
>hitting a lady

>>28774328
not in human land.

>>28773626
Dis you lose the weight?