>"Pssst! Hey, Anon!" >A tightly folded paper

>>28766304
>Raise hand.
>"Ms. Cheerilee, do you have great knockers?"

>>28766304
>"Pssst! Hey, Anon!"
>A tightly folded paper football bounces off your temple and plops onto your desk.
>"Ms. EqGshit has great >no hooves, pass it on!"

GUESS WHO LIKES YOU

>>28766304
>>28766311
this thread is going places

>>28766311
>"Anon god fucking damn it!"

>>28766304
>>28766311
>A hush falls over the classroom.
>Every single classmate turns at stares at you with a look of complete incredulity.
>They all knew the auts had left you with no filter, but you've never mustered the balls to say something like this before.
>Cheerilee becomes flush and gapes at you from the front of the class.
>Suddenly the history of the mysterious ancient Sea People didn't seem quite so enthralling to her.
>Cheerilee blinks, struggling to find a graceful response.
>"A-Anon, that's incredibly inappropria-"
"Cause I think you do."
>"..."
"You got rockin knockers, Ms. C."
>"..."
"For real now."

>>28766429
MOAR

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>>28766429
>Your teacher grows a deeper shade of red.
>Your female classmates start to blush too, each one adopting a rictus of disgust.
>But the best among them sported kiwis on their chests so you didn't really care.
>Your male classmates furtively nod in approval and shoot you thumbs up from across the room.
>You took little notice of either as you sat at your desk letting your stream of consciousness flow out to the sea of the classroom.
>Cheerilee made you speak again.
>"Anon, to the Principal's office right thi-"
"God, what I would do to them."
>"W-what?"
"I mean, if I could, and maybe I can, I don't know, it's up to you, but I'm saying that if I COULD, I would slap them baps all day long. Like "smacksmacksmack", you know what I'm saying, Ms. C?"
>You placed a hand forward and swatted it back and forth to drive home your meaning in case she didn't get it.
>"Ah...I..."
"Yeah, you know, I hear that doing it too rough can hurt. I mean, my melons aren't half so fine as yours so I don't really know, and believe me I've tried, but I bet you I can make it feel really good."
>"..."
"Come on."
>"..."
"Smacksmacksmack"

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>>28766541
Keep going.

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>>28766541
You're doing God's work, Anon.

>>28766541
>You absolute madman.
>The classroom held its breathe in anticipation of Cheerilee's response.
>And judging by the balled fist she had trembling by her side it was sure to be swift and merciless.
>You sat dead eyed and expressionless as your male companions bid you a silent final farewell and whispered "Peace be with you".
>The girls smirked, those prepubescent trollops.
>And then it came.
>Cheerilee opened her clenched jaw.
>"You...you...absolute pig! How dare you?! How DARE you speak to me in such a way! I have never been more embarrassed in all my life and you should be ashamed of yourself!"
>You weren't.
>"Never in all my days have I ever been more disrespected! I will NOT suffer anymore of this humiliation!
>Jeez, you've never seen someone so unwilling to take a compliment before.
>"Now you march yourself down to Celestia's office lickety split!"
"I'd like to lickety YOUR split."
>"..."
"..."
>"..."
"What?"

>>28766811
S A V A G E
A
V
A
G
E

>>28766304
>roleplaying
Delete this

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>>28766811
I like this anon's attitude.

>>28766811
She's putty in your hands, now go in for the finishing move!

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>hfw

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>>28766304
No I'm pretty sure Luna does.
>Shows a picture of Luna

>>28766811
>You cocked an eyebrow at your teacher's new found look of shock and disbelief.
"Oh...you mean you didn't know? Oh God yeah, Ms. C, the sleeze you got between your knees? I would wreck that."
>"I..ah..."
"Like, you know last week when you were teaching us about the Visigoth's sacking Rome? Yeah, that's what I would do. Only instead Rome is your minge and the barbarians are my dick."
>"B-bu-"
"Would be intense. You ever had your box razed to the ground?"
>"I-"
"You want it to be?"
>"..."
"Cause, like, I don't know or care what Rarity tells everyone, I can deliver. Deliver it hard. Up to you, though, of course, but I'm just saying I'm a skilled farmer."
>"Oh my Go-"
"I'll plough your field."
>"..."
"Work your Fertile Crescent"
>"..."
"Do the horizontal bop."
>"..."
>She wasn't getting it.
>You put up a finger to beg for a moment and scribble on a tear of paper.
"Right, well, here's my card. We'll bang, okay?"
>You recognized that wide eyed stare.
>Yeah, she was totally digging you.

>>28766946
this will end in sex

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>>28766429
>>28766541
>>28766811
>>28766946
What the fuck, Anon?

>>28766946
well keep going

This must be what it's like inside a /r9k/ poster's head, only with slightly less bedwetting.

>>28767532
>implying
Every man daydreams like this.

>>28766946
>You waggled your "card" aloft, back and forth, expecting Cheerilee to collect it.
>She didn't budge, however.
>In fact she just stood there.
>You hadn't sold her.
>Yet.
>You sighed internally
>You knew you had to up the ante.
>A few more compliments should do the trick.
>You cleared your throat.
"Ahem...Ms. Cheerilee?"
>It almost looked like she cocked an eye brow in attention.
"Ms. C...I've been on the internet."
>She blinked.
"What I'm saying, Ms. C, is that I have seen a LOT of vaginas in my day. I've imagined them in all sorts of sizes, shapes, and technicolor skin shades. Some are nice, some are hairy, some may as well be named Chewbacca. But I don't think you have to worry about that, Ms. C. You see, I've pictured your lower lips. Often. And I have to say kudos, Ms. C, like DAMN. From the pure speculation going on in my noggin you have quite the fine beaver."
>Cheerilee stared blankly.
>Time to go in for the kill.
"Now Ms. C, I'm willing to make you an offer you won't want to turn down. Now since teachers have no life outside of the classroom I'm willing to give your nether region some much needed attention. You get me?"
>"..."
"Why, some have said I'm a cunning linguist. And I am willing to practice my skills on you."
>"Anon..."
"Now I know what you're thinking: what skills does he have? Well, Ms. C, I'll have you know I have eaten several jelly donuts in my day and it's basically the same technique, right? Yeah, you open it up and lap your tongue from bottom to top, being sure to lick up all the jelly."
>You pantomimed your winning doughnut eating technique.
"But you gotta be careful! A gentleman licks lovingly around the outside and then thrusts his tongue into the middle like a champ. It's a skill and an art and I have it. And it can be yours, Ms. C."
>She was speechless. You had hooked her.
"Oh, and if it's a question of "freshness", don't worry. I've had worse things in my mouth."

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>>28766946
Holy shit keep up the good work

>>28766541
Oh femanon

>>28767532
Empowered woman detected.

>>28767802
Pretty sure it's just moobs.

>>28766946
Wait what i thought this was a femanon does he have manboobs or something.

>>28766946
>I don't know or care what Rarity tells everyone

>>28767736
I dont know about cherlie but anons gonna have the mares all over his dick by the time this is over.

>>28767736
Moar pls

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>>28767736
You better not be done, shitlord

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>>28767736
Yeah, I'm gonna need some more of this.

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>>28766311
>"Ms. Cheerilee, do you have great knockers?"

Cheerilee: 'Yes, I do. And here is a photo of "Salvage Hunters"' Drew Pritchard getting his hands on them:'

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>>28766429
>the auts

>>28766853
>Writing prompt is roleplaying
no who let you on the computer small ignorant child.

>>28767827
Nah, just slapping his own chest.

>>28767736
Good lord I want more of this. I want Anon to dick her into next week. Or the principles, whoever comes first.

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>>28767736

>>28768937
Imagine, she finally relents, you get her back to your place and just stare at her.
>"Well, Anon? I'm waiting."
"I didn't actually think this far ahead."

>>28769007
Nioce!
That would be a perfect ending.
That or a very akward bj by charlee and Anon being a 2 pump chump.

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>>28766304
>>28766429
>>28766541
>>28766811
>>28766946
>>28767736

>>28767813
I'm picturing a blue-haired sweating landwhale breathing heavily at her computer. Is this accurate?

>>28769026
It could also very well be an eggs ending.

>>28766311
>>28766429
>>28766541
>>28766811
>>28766946
>>28767736
https://youtu.be/JbepN4dKLbU

>>28767736
Not that anon but some green that 'possibly' finishes this story off

>Cheerilee stood there quite dumbfounded and not without reason
>One of the most awkward students she ever had just stated that he wanted to have his way with her in front of the entire class
>She frantically darts her gaze to the various sections of the classroom
>Every student shifts their focus from Anon to Cheerilee and back at varying intervals
>Some with dumbfound looks on their faces, some smirks and looks of disgust, and the one or two eccentric kids with their big goofy smiles
>And Anon, reclining in his seat with his signature shit-eating grin and seductive eyes
>All patiently awaiting the next word out of her mouth
>Cheerilee suddenly felt short of breath and a little woozy
>Her knees felt weak
>Blissful, nostalgic memories of her younger years flashed before her eyes
>She hasn't known this feeling since her college years
>She tries to speak but her jaw felt heavy
>Her arms got really sweaty, mom's spaggeti
>She then remembers how to breath and takes a deep breath
>The cool air of the room entered her lungs like a blast from the past and she got caught in a >flashback
>...


>it ain't me starts playing

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>>28767736
For the love of god I need moar. My sides are in orbit

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>"We'll bang, okay?"

>>28767736
>"OH MY GOD!"
>A voice cried out from a corner of the room.
>Rarity was on her feet, face red to match every other girl in the room, fists clenched and trembling something aweful.
>"ANON! I can not bear to witness this sexist, misogynistic, chauvanistic charade ANYMORE! How can you speak to your teacher, no, ANY woman like like that?! Oh, we all know your a special one, Anon, but this has gone too far! Your licentious ramblings simply MUST stop THIS INSTANT!"
>You blinked
>This silly bitch.
>Everyone in class held their breath in anticipation.
>You leaned back in your chair and sighed.
"I'm sorry, Rarity...I would like to respond, but...the last time I was caught talking to a child I wound up having lemonade and cookie time with Chris Hansen."
>"I am NOT a child!"
"Those clementines stuffed in your shirt tell me otherwise. Now I ain't gay, you hear? I don't go for fruits. Nah, I only speak to real women. Like Ms. C. Have you seen her knockers? Now those marvelous mams I could bap all day and they'd still be perfect. Yours I would puncture with a poke and watch OJ begin to stain your shirt."
>"Why yo-"
"Do you got booty, Rares?"
>"W-what?!"
"Booty. You got it?"
>"I-"
"Course you don't. Seeing you twerk is like watching two lean hams falling down stairs."
>"Well I never-"
"Will bring anyone to the yard with that chocolate milk you're hauling. Ever. Now Ms. C on the other hand..."
>You round your gaze back upon your teacher.
>She looks almost frightened.
"Now SHE'S got a milkshake. And I'm all up in that yard. I mean talk about bodacious buns! I bet you if I could afford to own a quarter I could bounce that thing right off her curves and send it into space. Aliens would find it as their first point of contact from our species. Can you launch the Great Booty Contact Coin, Rarity? Didn't think so."
>Silence.
"And also your SJW Feminazi propaganda is raping my free speech. Eat a steak, Fashion Bones."
>You spit in her general direction

Sorry for the delay. I had work overnight. I didn't think the thread would still be alive.

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>>28771282
>Seeing you twerk is like watching two lean hams falling down stairs

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>>28771282
Savage

>>28771282
They'll bang fo sho

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>>28771282
>"Course you don't. Seeing you twerk is like watching two lean hams falling down stairs."

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>>28771282
>"Course you don't. Seeing you twerk is like watching two lean hams falling down stairs."

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>>28771282
400% silly

>>28769859
You have my attention.

>>28771282
>Seeing you twerk is like watching two lean hams falling down stairs

you better not stop here anon

>>28766304
Writefriend where are you?

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Bumping for more of this amazing green

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This thread is amazing

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>>28771282
Keep going, this is pure gold

>>28771282
>If I could afford to own a quarter

>>28775816

>>28771282
>You craned your neck and surveyed the room.
>Everyone's eyes were fixed upon you.
>The whole room was a reservoir of shock and baited expectations.
>And even...disgust.
>You felt oddly alone.
>Cheerilee broke the silence and in a very calm voice spoke.
>"Anon. You need to go the Office. Now. No more of this nonsense. No more verbal assaults against students. No more sexual harassment. Office. Now."
>You looked around and read the faces of your classmates hoping for some support.
>But all remained silent and resigned.
>You frowned and shook your head.
"So this is it, huh? This is the world we live in?"
>You sighed again and slowly rose from your chair.
"You know...a black man once had a dream. He believed in it so hard that he made it not only his reality, but everyone's. Yeah, someone later rejected his reality with a bullet, but the point is this: that we can make our dreams real if we talk loudly enough for long enough."
>You paused for dramatic effect.
>A single tear welled in your eye.
"I, too, have dreams. And no, I don't just mean the ones that turn my bed sheets into a slip n slide. No, I dream that we can live in a society where one can speak freely without fear of social reprisal. Our minds and thoughts are sacred things. Why should we stifle ourselves?"
>You climbed up on your desk and looked around the classroom.
"Why can't we just tell people how we feel? What we think? Why is that so bad? We can be free, if we want! Free to tell people what we like about them. That we love them and appreciate them. That they have rockin knockers and that it is a compliment!"
>You throw your hands up to rally your audience.
"What say you?! Who is with me?! Will you be sheeple, forever bound by your own fears and anxieties? Or will you take charge and let the true you shine through?! Who is with me?!"
>Fist raised in the air you waited for a response.
>Silence.
>Cheerilee spoke.
>"Anon...it's time for you to-"
>"I'm with you..."

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>>28776275
You're doing gods work anon

>>28776275
Is it Treehugger?
Whatever, this green is still fucking great

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>>28776275
And so, with the support of the class, anon led a movement for free speech from "You got some rockin knockers". A MLK Jr. of his time.

>>28776275
I'm honestly waiting to see if its butterhorse.

Anon is the hero we all deserve.

>>28776275
>Attention turned to the mousey voice that rose.
>That wall-eyed girl that everyone picked on slowly rose from her chair.
>"I'm with you, Anon. I am. And...and I want to say..."
"Go on, let it out!"
>Cheerilee looked incredulous and shook her head.
>"Muffins, don't you-"
>"I want to say that Octavia has the nicest, most kissable lips in the entire school!"
>A collective gasp escaped from your peers.
>Octavia grew red in what you were sure as flattery.
"Muffins, you cock eyed carpet muncher! Tell us more!"
>Empowered and blushing, the slightly-more-special-than-you student went on.
>"I think about kissing them all day long! And I want to...you know, DO things to her!"
"What kind of things?"
>"Sexual things! The kind of things that Nun's beat good girls for doing! Like touch her butt and...and...take her to Olive Garden so we can have breadsticks and I'll pay for all of it! And later I can brush her hair while we lick eachother's tongues!"
"Muffins you filthy little deviant!"
>She blushed hard and made what you think was a wink towards the mortified British exchange student.
>"Hey! I'm with you, too!"
>And up stood Big Mac.
>"I'm with you, Anon! I'm tired of standing around sayin' nothin'! I have something to say and I"m going to say it! And I have always thought that Fluttershy has the most sumptuous behind this side of 4th period. The things I imagine doing to that ass would make a fetishist faint! I'm mean going REAL rough, you hear?"
"I hear you, my inbred brethren!"
>"Uhm, I guess, well...I'm with you too, Anon..."
>Fluttershy rose timidly, her eyes downcast."
>"I'm with you because...those things Big Mac said...sound really, really nice."
>Another gasp from the room.
"I always knew that under the meek mask was an anal enthusiast waiting to take one for the team...or in this case Big Mac. Welcome to the party!"
>The rest fell like dominoes after that.

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>>28776459
Anon is a fucking greater deamon of Slaanesh.

>>28776459
I want to shag Celestia until her fucking mind shuts off!

>>28776459
>Zephyr stands up
>"And I'm with you, dude bro!"
"Let it out, you filthy Neet!"
>"I want to cum inside Rainbow Dash!"

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>>28776459
This is a masterpiece.

>>28776459
>"I want to fuck shimmer in the mouth till her jaw unhinges like anaconda!"

I want to facefuck Luna until her stomach is full of my seed!

>>28776459
>"I'm with you!"
>Treehugger mummbled.
>"I'm with you, too!"
>Rainbow Dash said proudly.
>"Me too!"
>Flash Sentry cried.
>One by one your classmates stood, pledging their emancipation from social obstacles and declaring their greatest desires.
>It was a sight to behold.
>Cheerilee stood stricken at the chalkboard.
"Come on now everybody! Free your tongues! Never again be afraid to say what you want to say! You see a nice ass you let them know! Think their pussy smells great? Give them a thumbs up and maybe a few fingers in the broom closet afterwards! Nice cock? Why thank you ma'am! And always. always be willing to acknowledge a pair of awesome tits when you see them!"
>The classroom cheered.
>Paper planes, hats, and a single pair of muffin-print panties were tossed into the air.
>You rounded on Ms. Cheerilee.
"And I have to say, Ms. C, that you still got some rockin knockers."
>You winked.
>She shuddered.
>"Do it, Anon! Rock 'em! Rock her knockers!"
>"Rock her knockers!"
>The cheer was taken up.
>The chanting filled the classroom.
>Many students hopped upon their desks and pumped their fists to the beat.
>"ROCK-HER-KNOCK-ERS!"
>"ROCK-HER-KNOCK-ERS!"
>You smiled at the teach and shrugged.
"Well if you insist."
>You hopped deftly from your desk and strutted up to your teacher.
>Ms. Cheerilee was frozen save for her eyes, which followed you, staring dagger as you approached.
>You stopped right before her and turned on your heel back to the class.
"I think it's time we gave Ms. C the appreciation she has always deserved. What do you think?"
>The class shouted in approval.
>You spun back around and in one deft movement swiped something from your teachers desk.
"I do declare that on this day that Ms. C's knockers is the rockinest rack EVER!"
>You pressed the item you had taken quickly onto Cheerilee's exposed v-neck chest.
>You lifted the piece and read the red stamp it left behind alound.
"A-fucking-plus!"

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>>28776581
B A S E D
A
S
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D

>>28776581
Kek.

>>28766429
>>28766541
>>28766811
>>28766946
>>28767736
>>28771282
>>28776275
>>28776459
>>28776581
I'm going to get called a faggot for requesting, but can someone cap this?

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>>28776711
Add me in it too. I'll know by this picture

>>28776581
>The class exploded into uproarious cheering and applause.
>Some of the more amorous students began to make out.
>Muffins began dancing atop her desk, her underwear having long ago been tossed away.
>Rainbow Dash and Gilda sneaked into the broom closet.
>It was an orgy of freedom and you were Caligula, nodding at your creation.
>You turned to face your teacher once more and bask in the glow of her perfect body.
>You were met with a look that could only be described as a rictus of unfathomable repressed rage.
>Her hands were balled into fists and shaking violently.
>You never saw it coming.
>Her hand flashed across your face faster than a virgin nutting for the first time.
>The room fell silent again in the wake of the echoing crack.
>You stood dumbstruck, cheek ablaze and stinging fierce.
>Cheerilee, for her part, very quickly dropped her face of anger and adopted, instead, one of severe disbelief.
>And then...dread.
>"Shit..."
"Okay, not going to lie Ms. C, that was...pretty hot. Do you mind if..."
>You turned your other cheek towards her.
"Could you?..."

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>>28776754

>>28776711
You faggot
please put my reply in at a slight angle

>>28776754

>inb4 Anon blackmails Cheerilee into sex for hitting a student

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>>28776754
Go on Ms C, do it...

>>28776754
This green is going places...

>>28776754


>Later you found yourself sitting outside Principal Celestia's office.
>You were very pleased that you weren't alone.
>Cheerilee took the seat right beside.
>She looked absolutely miserable.
>For your part, you would smile more brightly, but both of your cheeks hurt pretty badly.
>You idly kicked your legs as you waited in silence.
>Now was the time to go for the kill.
"Soooo...Ms. C. I know you probably have a lot of things going through your head right now. Hitting a student and all."
>She glowered at you and pouted miserably.
>You smiled at the A+ stamp still on her chest.
"Do you have Netflix, Ms. C? What I am saying is that you're likely going to have A LOT of free time on your hands soon. And hey, wouldn't you know it, I will too! Why, we could spend LOADS of time together! It'll be great! And I already know where you live so we're pretty much half-way there to putting on some Marvin Gay and letting me heal you sexually."
>She narrowed her eyes at you.
"Or not. Up to you. Consent and what not. But all I'm saying is that...c'mon, what else are you going to do once you're fired?"
>The door to the office opened and Celestia loomed in the doorway.
>"Cheerilee, come in please."
>Cheerilee visibly deflated and made to rise.
>You stopped her, grabbing her by the arm.
'Wait! Before you go..."
>You retrieved something from your pocket and pressed it into her hand.
"Keep it secret. Keep it safe."
>She opened her palm and blinked at the hastily scribbled "card" you had made earlier.
>Her eyes slowly rose to meet your smiling face and rosy red cheeks.
>And with a wink and thumbs up you sent her on her way.
>Before Celestia's door closed you got one last line to her.
"And Ms. C?"
>She turned just in time to catch something you had tossed her.
>She cocked an eyebrow at the B+ stamp in her hand.
"Give it to Celestia. May she know that you'll always be a grade above her."
>As the door closed you swear you saw the makings of a smile.

FIN

>>28766811
>>"You...you...absolute pig! How dare you?! How DARE you speak to me in such a way! I have never been more embarrassed in all my life and you should be ashamed of yourself!"
>>You weren't.
kek

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>>28776899
thanks anon. this was quite a good green. 10/10

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>>28776899
This is the most wonderful thing I have read all month.

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>>28776899
Great job mate, you earned your leave

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>>28776899
>that ending
GOT HER

Sorry to end it but I was running out of places to go with it and I'm a firm believer of ending things before they get too drawn out. I didn't want to actually get to sex because the last time I did that the story became massive and it took up a whole week of my life. I am hoping some other writefag makes some green for the thread.

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>>28766429
>>28766541
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>>28776899
Perfect

>>28776459
>Cockeyed carpet muncher
>My inbred brethren
My sides are in orbit holy fucking shit

>>28777021
Perfectly fair. Besides, not all stories need to end in boning to be good. The best part was the banter between Anon and Cheerilee, I can't imagine that humour would transition well to the bedroom, but maybe another writefag can prove me wrong.

>>28777039
I would cap it, but its 6am here and Im going to drop dead any minute now.
So either someone else do it or keep it alive for 6-8 hours longer until Ill wake up, k?

Make sure the cap has lots of ZOOMED WORDS

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>>28766429
>>28766541
>>28766811
>>28766946
>>28767736
>>28771282
>>28776275
>>28776459
>>28776581
>>28776754

>>28776899
Put me in the screen cap goddammit!

>>28776899
I better be in the cap UPSIDE DOWN

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>>28776899
It's because of greens like this that generals spanning hundreds of threads happen. You've taken the first step, and that step has shown the rest of us where we're going and what heights we can acheive. You're a god among men, m8. I do hoped this gets capped, because it's getting fukken saved.

Femanon here. I have never witnessed a more misogynist, sexist thread as this! Fuck you!

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>>28778059
dont meme at me ya shitter

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>>28776899

>>28778059
*lights cigar*
It was my privilege

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>>28778059

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>>28766541
>I mean, my melons aren't half so fine

ZOOMED WORDS
O
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W
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>tfw a single anon made eqg great again

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Will be a first attempt at capping, and I got shit to do that's due tonight. If the thread's still alive by the time I'm done, great. If some other gottagofast.anon gets it done first, all power to them. Because it'll be my first try at this, any tips other than ZOOMING words?

>Anon will never find pictures of Cheerilee's cheerleading days
>He will never ask her to model it

>>28778171
Do it all in one picture you homo.

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>>28776459
>>"I want to say that Octavia has the nicest, most kissable lips in the entire school!"
Holy shit, so much for consent. RIP Octavia.

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>>28776899
This was absolutely disgusting.I love it!

>>28778190
>implying I don't know the basic layout of a cap
Real funny tip. I'm going to splice it together but need some examples of how to make it 'le-funny-4chan-worthy-me-me'.

>>28778171
Lots of reaction images

>>28778232
You can start by setting it to Tomorrow from Yotsuba B faggot.

>>28778232
>>28778236

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>>28778232

Here's an example of a green text story with reactions spliced in. for no reason other than "Here's something like this. also it's funny."

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>>28776899

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>>28778242
Alrighty. Hope I do y'all proud in a couple hours after this thing I'm doing is done with.

>>28778242
>WHOPPER
gets me every time

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>>28778232
Another option, just keep it simple, like this one
I mean at it's core, the cap is supposed to have the story as it's focus, the reaction images and zoomed words are just sprinkles

>>28778442
You have to have some ZOOMED WORDS in there somewhere.

>>28778270
Definitely make sure rock-her knock-ers are zoomed. Thats kinda when it all comes together.

>>28776899
He ends on dubs, you magnificent fucker - you better pastebin this

>>28778504
Not him, but dunn

http://pastebin.com/cSY1fKtK

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>>28778479
Will the ZOOMED WORDS ever cease?

>>28778479
You don't put zoomed words and random posts in story caps as they have little to nothing to do with the content you're supposed to be focusing on.

If it were one or two posts that got people riled up where the reactions were more than half of the entertainment value of the moment, then it would be appropriate.

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As promised almost 7h ago.

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>>28776899
Muh dik needs more!

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>>28778549
Thanks anon

>>28778549
Based

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Writefag here. I saw some other Anon put it on his Pastebin, but I have gone ahead and done the same for mine. http://pastebin.com/WfNpb45k

For anyone sad about no AnonXCheerilee banging take a gander at "Cheerilee's Studdy Session." Pic related.

>>28779953
Shit's capped, nigga. Go home

>>28778918
distinct lack of ZOOMED WORDS

>>28778918
Where are the ZOOMED WORDS and the reactions Anon?
Reaction images are the autist equivalent to a laugh track.

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>>28780151
>>28780192
First of all, Im caping shit mainly for myself, the fact that I post it in respective threads is just so noone else has to do so on their own.
Beside that, I cut out all unnecessary bullshit that doesn't contribute to green, all replies and shit.
And, sorry to say, but your reactions and ZOOMED WORDS are don't contribute ANYTHING worthwhile caping in my opinion.
Green goes first, art created specifically for the story goes next, then pastebin link if anyone wants to have a raw text.
All else is axed.

Reactions and ZOOMED WORDS do have their place in caps.
Caps of idiotic and ridiculous things some anons say. They are a gauge of exactly HOW stupid a thing someone posted is. Like pic related. You see this and its funny because there are SO MANY PEOPLE that have something to say about it. And given that its 4chan, they wouldn't flock to agree with him, but rather to laugh at his out-of-place opinion. The sheer fact how he doesn't fit here is funny. Same thing with replies.
It all depends on the situation what should and shouldn't be included in the cap.

tl;dr
dont like it then cap it yourself faggot

>>28780487
ZOOMED

WORDS

>>28780487
This.

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>>28776459
>muffins

>>28776899
You will ride eternal, shiny and chrome, based writefag.

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>>28776899
>>28781477
WITNESSSSSSED!!!!!

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>>28776899
That was fucking great you magnificent bastard

>>28779432
Thanks for the green m8. Hope to see you around.

>Pic
>That "interpretation" of Cheerilee's poem
Where are my sides?

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>>28767736
Holy shit i just can't

>>28780487
thanks for telling off leddit faggots.

>>28766304
>"Ms. Cheerilee has gone bonkers, pass it on!"

>>28786953
>Raise hand
>"Ms. Cheerilee, have you gone bonkers?"

>>28786953
>>28787430
>A hush falls over the classroom.
>Every single student in the class looks up from their text books and stares in confusion towards their teacher.
>Cheerilee stood before the chalkboard, her hand raised straight up into the air.
>Her mouth had fixed into an unpleasant grin, her eyes opened wide.
>She looked...manic.
>The classroom stirred uncomfortably and gaped at their teacher.
>Suddenly the history of the mysterious ancient Sea People didn't seem half so interesting.
>It hadn't been from the start, of course.
>Cheerilee blinked and grinned for a short while.
>In an instant her face calmed and returned to it's usual resting state.
>She looked puzzled and spoke.
>"Why Ms. Cheerilee, that's incredibly inappropria-"
"Cause I think you are."
>Her manic grin had returned as she cut herself off.
"You a fucking loony, Ms. C."
>"..."
"For real now."

>>28787430
>Raise hand
>"Ms. Cheerilee, are you real?"

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This is some next level shit right here

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>>28787861
Are we going again?

>>28787861
>Read this post, Inception theme starts playing

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>You'll always be up on Celestia
>Implying Celestia would need to be coerced to fuck her students

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>>28766853
SCRUFFY GET OFF MY BOARD
COOOOOOOOOOOOOOO COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>28777021
I didn't expect anything coming in this thread, and I haven't laughed so hard in a while.
This was a great green anon.

>>28788424
i want to be celestia

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>>28776899
And dubs to close it
People like you are the reason i will stay here forever

i love 4chan

>>28787888
>Cheerilee's back cut a striking figure against the chalkboard.
>At your question her shoulders drooped languidly.
>She sighed and gingerly placed her chalk on the mantle of the board.
>She slowly turned to face you.
>You were greeted with a somber, bittersweet expression.
>Her eyes mourned a great wistfulness and seemed to gloss over as tears began to well.
>She smiled fondly at you.
>"Only in your dreams, Anon."
>You felt a great sinking feeling as the classroom darkened and melted away.
>Cheerilee closed her eyes and turned her back to you before melting away herself.
>"Only in your dreams..."

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>>28766429
>>28766541
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>>28771282

>>28789716
This kills the man.

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>>28778242
This made my year, i feel awful for missing this when it happened

>>28778442
shit i remember that thread
i deaded

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>>28789716

>>28779953
>>28784857
>>28788032
>>28791766
Beating a dead horse here, guys

>>28766304

>>28769026
Or Anon fucks her till her eyes roll back in her head.

>>28771282
YEEEEEESSSSSS!

>>28771291
Your story is sides breaking funny, we will keep it up for as long as you write.