"Ok girls, after this movie, we're going to watch secret

>>28761073
>How fucked are you?
Not very. They're mostly going to see me eating, sleeping, and sewing. Rarity might like that.

>>28761073
The can watch me turn the shower-head on stream and spray my asshole instead of using toilet paper.

It feels nice.

>>28761073
>Fap sessions
>Weight lifting sessions
>Bullshit arguments with people
Not entirely.

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>48 hours of working, playing video games, sleeping, and fapping with very little human contact

>>28761073
>mumbling suicidal thoughts for hours in bed
>getting up to check porn sites for new pics of waifu and see if I got any replies in the threads I'm watching, before going back to bed

I'm sure they'd have a great time.

>>28761073
Well, they'll be disappointed, I'd say.

>>28761073
Me lighting my car on fire, masturbating, browsing a couple of generals, listening to violent music, working, and being a general asshole. Their opinion on me will change to say the least.

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>48 hours of me just talking to myself, saying my suicidal thoughts out loud, reading, and masturbating to all of them.

Twilight might enjoy the reading part I guess.

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>>28761073
48 hours of answering stupid questions, fixing stupid problems and then drawing small horse friends.

Eh.

I dont know...
The past 48 hours have been work, training, weightlifting for the sole purpose of being in shape when I see die and see Octavia, eating, sleeping and hoping to even dream about her, and browsing the pc while wanking it to Octavia. I wish she was here, I wish she was real. She is my everything. Im taking my first lesson on Sunday on how to play an instrument, chinese Erhu, Im getting in shape for her, I pray everynight and everytime I come home that I would open the door to see her, or pass away in my sleep before waking up in Equestria under the warm embrace of her musical hooves.
It hurts.

Pretty bad. I'd never be able to look any of them in the eye again.

>>28761073

Seeing me work at both of my boring as hell jobs, then coming home and sitting on my ass recording and editing video, then taking breaks to replay New Super Mario Bros DS. I wouldn't want to watch me living my life, why would candy colored horses?

>>28761073
HOL UP.
Did you all forget to invite pinkie and Fluttershy?

>>28761073
I just did some weird fapping stuff in the shower about 3 hours ago that I wouldn't want them to see. Butt stuff.
Other than that, just coding work and cooking

Atleast my waifu isn't there.

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>>28762243

Maybe they're watching a scary movie, so Fluttershy stayed home. And not wanting Fluttershy to feel left out, Pinkie threw an impromptu sleepover party at Fluttershy's cottage.
I'm more confused as to why Celestia is there. Shouldn't she be... ruling her kingdom?

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>>28761073
They can watch 48 hours of me going to class, doing an ungodly amount of practice problems, and reading. I think I fapped like 2 or 3 times so maybe they'd get a kick out of that.

Other than that I ate some things and slept.

>>28761073
Get ready for a lot of crying and me telling myself I'll never be worth anything.

>>28761073
>shitposting
>fapping
>college
>fapping
>shitposting
Eehhhhhh.

>>28761073
>"Wow! Anon just masturbated for the fifth time in a row! That's impressive!"

>>28762377
how the fuck do you do that

my dick would feel raw after twice in a row

>>28761073
They're not going to see much. Yes, I jerk off, but I'm mostly doing work, playing games, or napping.

>>28762385
four times here
it was painful

>>28762385
Are your hands made out of sandpaper?

>>28762385
I've never masturbated to consecutive orgasms, but I sometimes prolong sessions to be 3-6 hours long.

>>28762273
They're clearly watching Star Wars

>>28762458
Yeah, The Phantom Menace. Fluttershy's a sensitive soul, she'd be terrified of Darth Maul.

>>28762402
I am sandstorm

>>28762472
Maul dindu nuffin

>>28761189
>Lightning my car on fire

Back up, what's that about?

>>28762529
I want a new car. I had to dispose of this one. I like fire. So I decided to set it a light, spark the flame and watch it burn down to the ground. I like burning things.

>>28761073
I'd be in jail, man. Not just in jail, but in butt-rape central with a totally ruined life and complete loss of friends. I'd probably commit suicide from it.

Thanks, horses.

>what kind of a sick freak goes to a stake house and gets a side salad?

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Maybe they can hold an intervention for how little actual work I do during the day. I spend most of my time sleeping, driving, shitposting, chatting with friends, playing video games, fapping, and staring at my computer or phone doing nothing. Too bad admitting it isn't enough to make me change anything. I can only imagine where I'd be if I actually worked for things. Probably exactly where I am because no amount of drive can make a boring college semester go any faster, and I'm still maintaining decent grades so what else is there to do? Maybe I'd get a gf and stop hanging out with you anons ;_;

>>28761073
They find out I'm into mares with dicks and Celestia. She'd probably say something along the lines of "Oh I'm honoured and stuff but it's not gonna happen."
The rest might cheer me up and introduce to a qt trap to befriend.

>>28761112
Mah zigga

>>28761073
Oh no i did terribly last fnm im gonna be so embarrassed

>>28761073
I dont know how well rarity will react to the thousands of dead sheep hanging from the rails and other assorted butchery.

>>28762273
>Shouldn't she be... ruling her kingdom?
You mean signing papers.

>>28762408
That seems like a colosal waste of time.

>>28762544
Elaborate now

They are going to see me masturbate to regular porn and hentai in the morning, go to work and drive to various locations fixing Dell computers that are still under warranty. Then they will see me get home, have dinner with my aunt and grandma, go to my room and play Skyrim for a bit while trying to get a new ENB preset to fucking work properly with the game. The next day will be the same, except I go out and get sushi and ice cream to eat at home and then play Second Life for a little before getting a stomach ache and going to bed to try and sleep it off.

>>28761073
>"..He sure masturbates alot."
>"Does he LIVE on cigarettes and junk?"

>>28764291
Forgot to mention I do those things after dinner in the nude.

>>28762171
Why did you make me feel these feels anon?

>"Uhh, AJ is the tape skipping? I swear we've seen this before!"
>"Huh? Nah Pinkie it ain't skippin', Anon's just masturbatin' again ah guess.."
>"..Still, gotta admit the fella has some stamina!"
>"I know right? a whole minute?! Someday Anon's gonna make some lucky mare super happy!"

>>28764499

>>28761073
Reminds me, I haven't even masturbated for 2 days. I guess I'll be back in 30 seconds, I hope you won't miss me too much meanwhile.

sooooo. they watched a lot of late night drunk sex?

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>>28761073
They'd just see me going out the house to work and when I get home sitting at the computer. Rinse and repeat for the next 40 years.

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>>28765699
(you)

>>28765709
nope, they only watch 48 hours

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Well, I have Rarity's butthole on a stick so they'll see me using that. She'll probably be jealous.

>>28761073
they will see me lie in bed
wake up
play tf2
get high with my brother
fall asleep
???
repeat

So goofing off at work, playing vidya, jerking off, and playing that new Oregon Trail card game with some friends. Oh, and shitposting to Make America Great Again

>>28761073
>past 48 hours of Anon's life
Eating, sleeping, shitting, and shitposting on 4chan. They'd be bored as fuck.

>>28761073
>"Is he ever going to move?"
>"Skip ahead a bit."
>"I've got the fast forward on at x100 speed. We're now 8 hours into this and he hasn't moved from that spot."
>"What the hell does that boy do on the computer for so long?"
>"Looks like he's playing Star Wars."
>"Does he ever get up to use the restroom?"
>16 hours in
>"His bladder has to be fuller than an orchard full of timberwolves by now."
>"Oh look, girls! He's getting up!"
>"Aaaand he went to bed. What the fuck, Anon."
>"Alright, let's see if he does anything different when he's up- god damn it, he's right back on that computer again."
>"Is this seriously his life? We've been waiting all week for his day off since all he does is pass out when he gets home from work and what little free time he has is spent playing videos games and shitposting? No wonder he doesn't have any friends!"
>"Poor Anon, I don't know how anybody could stand to live like that."
>Meanwhile Anon stands with his key hovering in front of the doorknob, listening to them critique his life as the weight of existence tugs on his shoulders
>But what use would crying do, he's already dead inside

>>28761073
Glad that my waifu can see me work even tho i had to tune it down quite a bit so my co worker who comes to the nightshift can work the whole 8hours instead of goingo home after 2 hours

We don't want our fellas to miss out on money, now do we?

Well and i fapped to that one particular aj pic im gonna masterbait now too

>>28761073
>How fucked are you?
Very fucked cause all they'll see is me working, sleeping and jerking off. It would be quite boring after the first 2 hours

>>28765710
what?

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>>28761073

>>28761073
Watching a guy do nothing but browse 4chan for two days. How thrilling.

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>>28765990
Delete this right now.

>>28765990
keep going
I want to see a broken anon walk through that door

Sleeping all day, playing minecraft while listening to the co-optional podcast, or the nerdcubed podcats all night long. Minecraft is just a meditative thing I do to keep my hands busy, because I can't afford lego.

>>28762171
You lost me at octavia

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>>28761073
Mostly just watching Youtube and wanking desu

>>28761073
Pretty fucked i've been sitting on the toilet shitting and constantly slapping my benis against my chest for the past half an hour.

>>28762306
>not solving pde's
I bet you don't even know matrix's. Faggot!

>>28761073
>How fucked are you?
All I've done is be sick, so not much of a show really. Fluttershy might cry.

>>28761073
48 hours? Lessee:
- Coughing and sneezing throughout, I'm still sick as fuck
- Probably a kinky fap session in there, still have to deal with the rags
- Getting shitfaced and playing multiplayer Doom--the old kind, not that recent one
- Writing drunk programs
- Hiding the intoxication while being questioned by incessant students of mine
- Sleeping for most of a day to deal with the hangover and illness in one go.
- Waking up, eating a half-empty sleeve of Saltines I forgot next to my bed, and watching anime/browsing /mlp/ for hours.

All in all, the kind of decadent paltry shit that would leave everyone present feeling they've forever lost the time spent.

>>28762385
one time i manage to do it seven times.
but after that, my dick hurt like hell for the whole week. never again

>>28768526
Big red is Canadian not American

Not much , the worst thing they can see , its me in the toilet, eating my shit and painting the walls with it

>>28763263
The story of my life.