A waifu or husbando you've been hanging out misunderstand some normal Earth phrase you dropped on them and are ecstatic because they think you just confessed your love for them and asked them to marry you. They're happiest you ever seen them, admitting to have loved you for a long time and running outside to sing with other ponies about what just happened.
The problem is it's not YOUR waifu/husbando. What do you do ?
>>28752528
>cuck
>>28752528
Depends on how much I like them. They could be my backup waifu.
>>28752528
M-maybe I could ask Starlight to brainwash them or something
>>28752528
Well that's obvious. I hide from my problems and go full recluse where they can't find me because I'm too cowardly to own up to my mistakes.
>>28752528
If you can't get someone you love get someone that loves you.
I'm lonely and desperate, if it's got a horse pussy and fertile womb I'm game.
>>28752528
The big question is are they hot?
>>28752528
Call her a faggot
Show her a world that can only be seen through a e s t h e t i c s and l o v e.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlOfRT-2FkA
>>28752528
My waifu would never love me
Of course I'd go with it and waifu this pony
>>28752528
A horse is a horse.
>>28752528
Yes, I would Celestia.
>>28752897
vaporwave is a shit genre
>>28752528
Thats kinda difficult situation.
I surely hope herds are a thing in Equestria.
Probably I would take her to the side and explain the misunderstanding.
Afterwards, I would propose a deal.
I don't mind her loving me, its flattering really and king of nice, but I have my sight set on MY waifu.
So, if she helps me win the heart of one I love, I will accept her feelings towards me and we will all live together in this little three-way herd of ours.
Depends on which pony i will marry
We need green of this
>>28753472
Of course of course.
>>28754195
All relationships in the show were always monogamous.
>>28754216
>>28752817
You can pick any pony BESIDE your waifu.
>>28752528
At first I'd be verry flattered. Hell, I'd probably even go on a few dates with them to some places I generally like going to without fear of consequence. After about a month though I'd pull that bandage and dump them. This is of course assuming I'm not a misanthrope to them and just disgust them after day two.
>>28755440
>you may pick the pony you don't love most
Junebug
>>28755440
usually celestia is beside my waifu.
>>28752678
This is fucking poetry.
>>28752528
Well if
>pic related
That's totally fine with me.
Sunbutt is superior.
>>28755927
She's superior to your waifu ?
>>28752654
Thinking you can hide from Pinkie hehe oh anons.
>>28752528
I don't have a waifu or husbando in first place.
>>28752678
but no one loves me
what now?
>>28758185
I love you
>>28758243
liesI want to believe
>>28758331
H-how can I prove I love you anon?
>>28758344
pic and time stamp
doesn't even have to be sexual or suggestive, just a time stamp with I <3 Anon #28758185
>>28752528
SLAG OFF YA CHEEKY CUNT!!
>MARRY ME YOU FUCKING STUD!!!
>>28758360
>>28758420
>>28752528
Id still be happy
Wifes a wife
Tree hugger would enjoy my dank memes the most, I could get along with rarity though, she might even help me with my shitty wardrobe.
Kinda surprised this image hasn't found its way in here yet...
>>28758499
I fuckin love big mares
>>28758499
because it's been all over.
>>28758567
I love fucking big mares.
>>28755440
>You can pick any pony BESIDE your waifu.
would of been Ponka but I could love Applejack
>>28758185
>>28758243
>>28758331
>>28758344
>>28758360
>>28758420
this is beautiful
>>28758420
what a beautiful story
>>28758588
you forgot this one >>28758439
>>28752897