I thought Starswirl didn't have any friends and that's

>>28751292
The moral is, you need more than one friend.

>>28751292
No, you need to be a woman.

>>28751292
Princeses don't count broship as something worthy to be made into living product placement with complementary Hashtags.

>>28751314
This.
Seriously, though. How could he not be a viable candidate for ascension with all the good he's done in magic research and mentoring the princesses?

Perhaps he ultimately denied the offer?

>>28751314
>Anon applies for alicorn status
>is told it's exclusive for mares only
>threatens to sue and bring stallions rights activists down on the establishment
>"HOW DARE YOU MISLABEL MY SPECIES, WITHIN THE HEART OF EVERY HUMAN MALE THERE'S A STRONG ALICORN PRINCESS WAITING TO GET OUT."

>>28751292
He didn't understand friendship like Twilight does.

Scorpan wasn't his friend, he was his fucktoy.

>>28751292
Didn't Scorpan fuck off back to his homeland after that ordeal with his brother? Maybe that was a problem.

But then again, why DID he go back if Equestria was so great?

>You need to understand the magic of friendship to ascend
>Meanwhile Cadence just encountered another great magical source and got inducted into the sisterhood

>>28751371
she was a good friend

>>28751292
>You will never be mentored by Starswirl and join him on a journey spanning time and space as you learn magic and explore the wonders of the Equestrian universe

>>28751292
>didnt have any friends
he "didnt understand friendship like you do" which makes me believe he had friends, he just didnt think they were literally a source of magical power like in hearthwarming eve.

>>28751340
He was too euphoric to accept such a mortal offering

>>28751371
>And then her baby just is an alicorn

I'm noticing a pattern.

>>28751292
Silly Anon, you can't become an alicorn when all of your friends are disgusting abominations.

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>>28751551
>"starswirl, my oldest friend and mentor. you have done so much for Equestria. We want to to stand by us forever as the mighty alicorn of magic."
"Celestia, my most faithful student. haven't you learned anything? becoming a god wouldn't solve the greater problems of Equestria, only a masterful understanding of science and logic."
>"But you would become eternal."
>starswirl tips his hat making the bells jingle
"eternal?" starswirl says as he takes a large drag from his vap. pipe
"no princess.I am euphoric!" he yells as he releases a master display of vapor smoke skills
>starswirl beings to tip his hat at 314 tips persecond while taking another hefty drag of pure vap juice.
"you have much to learn princess."
>starswirl blows a golden ratio with his vapor skill
>his hat now tipping at light speed
"friends are a distraction. the only truth in the universe is this. everybody walk the dinosaur

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He couldn't become an Alicorn because he was a Goat. That's how he got the beard. Ponies don't have beards. Goats have beards.

>>28751351
>Anon is made a prince.
>He gits to sit in the special prince room.
>Blueblood won't share his legos.