625 & 626 - To Where and Back Again Pts. 1 & 2
Written by Josh Haber & Michael Vogel
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4yo4i8
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4yo5gy
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4yo7al (Both)
Twilight Sparkle and the Forgotten Books of Autumn chapter book is due Nov. 1!
Friendship is Magic #47 still storytimed here!
>>28689420
It's never impossible to be surprised by a sudden call to a significant venture in Equestria. Even with the seeming frequency of some catastrophe, foe reappearances, or even random friendship problems, life can otherwise be rather mundane. For a given value. A tag-along to a friend's visit becomes an attempt to rescue the nation. It happens. It might not be enough to prepare for a future happening, though; maybe practice could be in order?
>>28735138
Previous thread.
>country filly
>sun
617 - Dungeons & Discords
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1U0dbkUXIY
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4qmdhk
618 - Buckball Season
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5s9hC6NvzX4
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4rqeua
619- The Fault in Our Cutie Marks
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4suxpl
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4swhiy (PL Gabi)
620 - Viva Las Pegasus
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4tm41h
621 - Every Little Thing She Does
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ul4tz
622 - P.P.O.V. (Pony Point of View)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pz0XCR5BrtU
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4vloda
623 - Where the Apple Lies
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4wonaw
624 - Top Bolt
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4xlmn5
Season 6 & 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Season 5 summary video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_Cpv1AL0Jg
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
The intro is finished!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hJTHC5Dp2c
>>28739763
I can't believe goat is still fucking dead.
TRIXIE IS NOT A CUTE PONY!
https://e621.net/post/show/1030605/2016-anal_prolapse-animal_genitalia-animal_penis-a
>Oh look! Applejack's been stuffing apples up her friends assholes agi...
>...
>oh no
>OH NO
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
POPPED IN THE OL' TAPE: MARVIN GAYE'S GREATEST HITS
HAD THE BASS COLD BUMPIN'
CRUISIN' THROUGH THE EASTSIDE SOUTH OF COMPTON
>>28739166
can I new pon in bed
>>28739768
> r a p e
>>28739798
>anal_prolapse
I miss the old day with the human fillies unfs
>>28739802
thats adorable
>>28739839
I wish to be that stallion
>stubble
>>28739932
uh Fluttershy
can you shave that
>>28739176
>>28739948
What a fat princess.
>>28739948
C-Celestia please.
>>28739839
unf??
>>28739843
sure why not
>>28739961
>>28740018
cheer up sunny
>>28740018
IS THE BIG BABY GONNA CRY
A naked filly is in your bed.
>>28740035
is worth 2 in the bush
>>28740035
I'm on my bed right now and I see no fillies.
>>28740035
Well, they're pretty much living pillows.
Did Spike enjoy his buddy's new body?
>>28740018
Pretty sure it's the good kind of fat. You know, the one spelled with a "ph."
>>28740054
dt is a lovely girl
>>28740018
I want to wipe away her tears and give her a smooch on the forehead.
>>28740033
>>28739763
>tsunhorse
>>28740077I would be really sad if Celestia were ever mad at me.
>>28740077
is there a treatment for that
>>28740077
Time for some comfort cake, I think.
The bakery on Mane is still on speed dial, right?
DT wants to take you on a ski trip and then snuggle up close to you by the fire in afterwards, just the two of you, naked under a blanket.
>>28739758
Argentina is shit
SHIT
>>28740116
The country might be shit, but the horse's alright.
>>28740077
it looks like celestia is suffering from orgasm denial
>>28740077
You would have to be a really terrible person to make Celestia cry.
>>28740116
Argentina is cute
CUTE
>>28740115
It might be pretty hard to tell a filly why humans don't normally go around naked.
>>28740115
good thing I'm a good skiier
>>28740134
Likesomeone who doesn't have any friends?
>>28740166
y-yeah
>>28740144
>It might be pretty hard
ftfy
>>28740144
that's a really cute teen pony
>>28740216
They all are.
>>28740220
How does her mane even work?
>>28740220
if loving teen ponies and fillies is wrong, i don't want to be right
i want to be a rich pony with a teenie/filly harem
the holodeck can't come soon enough
But only one teen can be the cutest.
>>28740267
Tex pls.
>>28740056
He's got gemstones on his chest.
Like a living walking hugging lollipop.
>>28740262
has anyone rigged up a VR pony simulator
maybe with one of those automatic blowjob simulator things for a realistic ponygina experience? and various fruit scents for different ponies
>>28740279
Yeah, I wish. If I could draw like that this general would have a LOT more lewds.
>>28740261
With lots of gel.
go to bed mlpg
>>28740282
yeah i bet spike licked his lollipop
i bet he took the whole thing inside him
if you know what i meangay sex
>>28740322
Bug is not for fug, even when rainbowy.
Bug is for hug and snug.
>>28740355
It's a logical progression, Anon.
Hug -> Snug -> Fug
>>28740366
>Intriguing. I shall have to try this method one day.
What is the best way to give your pony an orgasm?
>>28740472
Lay her on her back, insert two fingers, curl fingers upwards towards clitoris and rub back and forth.
She is a mare and will not last long by virtue of her biology, but doing this will set her off in record time.
>>28740472
If we still have fingers upon meeting one I'd say stick your phalanges in vagoo and hope the different experience does something
Otherwise a good dicking is all that's necessary
>>28740355
>Not wanting to see his weird deer dick.
>>28740521
Would his dick look more like a "normal" pony's dick because of the general bodily similarly or more like a bug dick because his bug-ness?I want answers people
>>28740472
Capture clitoris when winking, surround with lips, apply tongue and suction.
>>28740472
Pay her to tell your friend that you did it so you seem cool.
>>28740508
>you will never have a job making cute ponies cum
sometimes i wish i had a job making ponies satisfied and happy
>>28740553
So prostitution then?
>>28740553
>watching her forehooves curl close to her chest as she squirms and writhes in her orgasm and make the cutest faces
>>28740381
I think your filly needs repairs
>>28740542
he's got a very large human penis
>>28740508
>will not last long by virtue of her biology
they last for near four minutes because of their biology
they don't come to orgasm because stallions don't fuck for longer than 20 seconds
>>28740599
>tfw MLPG is full of fillies
>>28740599
I thought i told you to only go onto /s4s/
>>28740568
that sounds absolutely lovely
and some people think it's somehow "wrong" or "illegal" for me to want to give my filly multiple mind-blowing, hoof-shaking orgasms, the kind where she can't stand up afterwards so i just hold her and kiss her while she just lies there, utterly satisfied, with a smile on her face
>"..What in the hay is that?"
>"Ahoy there, sailors!"
>"What's a buncha' brown folks like yerselves a' doin' crowded on that little boat?"
>>28740672
AJ...
RAMMING SPEED!
>>28740672
>Look at me!
>I am the captain now!
why is applejack so twilight
You will never be as cute as them.
>>28740632
Same, SS
I'd love to have Diamond Tiara stuff me full of delicious cock.
>>28740745
I don't want to look cute.
how many times has sc-twi taken spikes red rocket in her pussy
>>28740775
literally never
>>28740775
just because a girl has a male dog doesn't mean she's let him fuck herevery night before they go to bed
Cute mares.
>>28740775
Ask the sci-light general.
There's an idea, hmm?
>>28740819
Yes.
I'm still in a dream -
Filly eater.
>>28740831
why don't you go hang out in the grumpy earth pony general instead
>>28740831
i read that in her super cheeky british accent
>>28740840
>>28740853
Twist gets way too in to everything
>>28740668
Prime filly right there.
>>28740819
there isn't nearly enough fanart of that lovely
>>28740858
>>28740876
of course, you can't have one without the other
they come as a pair
literally
could you pleasure and satisfy these two high class little ladies?
>>28740895bigger
>"..Oh my god, Anon, DUDE."
>'No.'
>"ANON, DUDE, IT'S CHICKEN & WAFFLES FLAVORED."
>'I am NOT buying a chicken & waffles flavored wrap, Treesmoker.'
>>28740876
Is DT your fav?
>>28740917
You know how ArtAnon waifus Silver Spoon? Lemon does that with DT. Only difference is that lemon will lewd her.
>>28740913
hey man, she didn't say anything when you bought the colt flavored wrap
filly uses her secret technique
Kissu
>>28740917
DT, SS and SB mainly but most fillies are cute anyway.
>>28740900
Of course, I would take[/spoiler] them in thebest fine dining restaurantand eat while chatting up. Then we would visit the local arcadeand have some funwith the both of them.Then I would cuddle the both of them after a tiring day and keep them close until sunrise.
>>28740963
TWO fillies?
>>28740966
>tfw you are not good with spoilers
Fug.
>>28740966
i want to see more character development of these two
there is more to them than being rich bullies
>>28740999
Shame they were mostly ignored this season.
>>28740972
i see three fillies
isn't rumble a girl?
he looks just like a filly, with a filly snout and everything
>>28741005
Don't judge a book by its cover.
>>28740907
How do you feel aboutsohfquestria
>>28740972
Theres no such thing as a filly limit.
>>28741025
>>28741022
I like it because big horsewomen deserve big stallion partners.
But I prefer a more mixed environment.
>>28741045
Anon must be trying hard not to unf
>>28741058
What aboutlittlebig horsewomen with bigbig stallion partners?
>>28741062
your use of adjectives confuses me, but considering the context I'm sure I'm in to it.
>>28741067OL mares on hyper stallions
>>28740999
Most likely. The show has not yet delve on what their cutie mark means or what is their purpose in life and I deny the idea that their CM are meant that they are talented at being rich. I always imagine that SS cutie mark means she is good at making ornate and highly decorated silverwares.
DT cutie mark perhaps mean she is good at leading people and giving purpose in their lives, the crown/tiara being a symbol of power. I kind of theorize this talent of hers subtletly played a huge part in pushing the CMC's to find their cutie marks. I mean lets admit that if not for her bullying then the CMC wont be so hard pressed to find their own CM.
>>28741077
>OL
it's alright, I guess
giantesses over shortstacks
but hyper colts, now that's a thing!
>>28741093
>>28741077
>tfw thought OL was shorthand for "office lady"
Well, can't win them all I guess.
>>28741112
I'd prefer an ultrabusty office lady over an oppai loli, if it makes you feel better.
too bad all the art of her with giant cans is anthro
https://derpibooru.org/950328
https://derpibooru.org/957969
>>28741134
>ultrabusty
Why not just regular busty? Or even generously-but-not-overbearingly endowed? I mean, I know it floats peoples' boats, but I can never get it out of my head how terrible it is for their backs and how inconvenient it would be in their day-to-day lives.
That isn't to say I don't appreciate a mighty, pillowy bosom that you could sleep on, but unless they've got a physique to support it I just can't get into it.
Big this, big that, blah blah blah with a wiffle ball bat.
I'm here for little ponies, faggots.
>>28741115
then explain this: https://ibin.co/2zdHrPTUrnwe.jpg
>>28741149
I just always assume they're built to carry the weight and incredibly strong yet well padded.
>>28741160
big VOICE
>>28741163
Whatever floats your boat, man.
>>28741160
too bad dicklord
even the ponies are big
What if pony wasTHE INFAMOUS PAPER DOLL MARE
>>28741212
whatchya doin hillary
>>28739748
Thank you. I needed a pick me up.
>>28741415
Kill yourself, mobilefag.
Is Rarity the most agile unicorn?
What is the ideal pony butt size?
>>28741475
Breeding size.
>>28741475
Bit bigger than that
Is it hiatus again?
>>28741497
but what you posted is smaller
>>28741475
>>28741489
breedable as fuck
Since everyone is sleeping, no one will notice if I grab a filly and take her to sleep with me.
>>28741512
Yes, just look at this thread
>>28741524
so all the art and writefags are coming soon, right?
>>28741522
I'd suggest a pillow filly
>>28741533
Anon I think you should sit down. I've got some bad news.
I make post
>>28741598
Those horses are dressed like common horse sluts.
>>28741533
yeah
I'm doing an art event next monday
>>28741607
Nobby draw my horse wife.
>>28741606
Unf?
I'm going to smooch a mare.
>>28741633
Dubs confirm
>>28741636
Shut the fuck up Shiny.
>>28741642
Ok. ._.
>>28741657
Colt wears the skirt
>>28741633
Dibs on this one
Wanted to draw this since apple episode.
Goodnight, MLPG.
>>28741681
I'd a teen Dash
>>28741681
look at those long skinny legsunf, slim, thin teen bodies are so fucking hot
especially athletic girls like dashie
>>28741784
goodnight pony
>>28741774
>>28741681
Are teen fillies going to be a thing now? I could get behind that.
>>28741784
I miss Smoothback Twily.
>>28740166
no, in that case she just makes you her personal protege and then exiles you to some hick-village with no internet where you are forced to make some pone frens
Painter filly wishes to see flame.
>>28741788
>tfw Reu is ded & hats us
Deliciously spicy waifus
>>28741774
>>28741789
Id b cool with it
inferno filly wants to go see the paintings
>>28741115
>we're not a couple
well why the fuck not
diamond tiara, who else is willing to put up with your shit all the time? silver spoon has an enormous crush on you, didn't you notice? let her eat your little pink pussy instead of just waving it in her face all the time, do you not notice how she licks her lips every time?
hell, if she won't, i will
you need to get laid and i don't mind fucking fillies, even rich spoiled little bratty ones
it's 2016, fillies can love fillies now
Please don't draw fire streaks on your fillies. It won't make them faster.
>>28741751
I can't believe equestria allows such racism. Any race should be allowed to service princess cocks.
>>28741789
is there porn of him being serviced by all his sisters yet
>>28741788
Pony is wide awake
>>28741751
>futa faggotry
>>28741827
no, it totally does
and the spoiler makes it more aerodynamic
>You say "slut" like it's a bad thing!
>I take that compliment as a point of pride! As a symbol of sexual prowess!
>>28741841
>Pony is wide
>>28741836Not yet, but the latest picture of her big sister is too hot.
it physically hurts to imagine myself as a cute filly in love with another cute filly, knowing i can never be one
well, not until they invent the matrix
>>28741858
>>28741874
>"I ate too many buttplugs"
ASS
>>28741857
>>28741857
No you don't. The moment you get home you will gorge yourself on ice cream
>>28741882
Pumpkin asssssss
>>28741868
silver spoon's swimsuit isn't sexy, it just looks stupid
now sweetie belle's swimsuit is hella sexy
>>28741868
Them being Doug colored kinda kills the image, sadly.
>>28741882
How can they be so fuckable?
>>28741895
they're sirens
their mythological counterparts are supposed to be seductresses
but yes, thanks for reminding me of another reason i loved rainbow rocks
i think i'm going to jack off to adagio tonight in your honor
>>28741929
Cool.
>twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom!
>>28741951
Since when do they get magic sparkles?
>>28741933
Why don't you ask one of the female cc's here
Oh that's right they all left years ago
Ponecraft progress update!
I've ported all the nutrition stuff over to 1.10.2 and everything that was working before is working now. Instead of faster regen from food, it now gives you a longer regen time - at max nutrition you can regenerate health all the way down to half hunger. The three foods that have all five food groups are the Delighted Meal, the Random Taco, and the Ploughman's Lunch. Each one requires a whole mess of different ingredients.
Next up I'll work on ingredient calculation and porting the provisions work over so you can get well fed without having to farm a ton of stuff.
Go to sleep.
>>28741971
Can't, fapping to fillies.
>>28741961
Since she started fucking the other girls in the asssss
>>28741951
That fucking Fluttershy though, just look at her.
>>28741968
is there gonna be some short FAQ that mentions the most important differences to vanilla at some point?
>>28742004
She's a cutie
>>28742009
I still want to have a tutorial in the single player for people, yes
Is this the season 6 finale? When do we get Season 6?
>>28742018
sounds even better
>visit derpi to look for something
>front page terribad as usual
>>28741951
>>28741993
In any world, she is truly mostbreedable.
quick.
I need the cutest pony you got.
>>28742064
>the featured box consists of 1 SFW pic and 3 variations of the same porn pic
>>28742066
Human butter is surprisingly good.
>>28742069
>>28742069
>>28742074
FUCK OFF BACK TO SEASON ONE LUNA
>>28742076
I was surprised.
>>28742089
I was aroused.
>>28742069
>>28742102
That's not a pony, that's a pony person.
>>28742106
There's still a little horse inside her
>>28742066
Discord sure thinks so.
>>28742110
It was pretty cute.
Remember that Nick Arcade show, man?
>>28742170
Remember Toonami.
>>28742195
I liked Toonheads and The Tex Avery Show.
Little before your time I'm guessing.
>>28741939
busty adagio turns me off
she is a delicious flat chest and that's what makes her special
Remember fillies?
>>28741951
the animation in eqg is hilariously bad
>>28742226
If you want a delicious flat chest there are plenty of children you can lust over.
would you?
>>28742233
You mean it?
Wow, normally you guys get all buttmad about that.threadly unf when
>>28742238
i want to kiss her fuzzy horselips and her big horse nostrils
Ya watchin' your lesbian horse show again, son?
>>28742238
I would brush her.
>>28742229
Remember colts?
>>28742274
Remember stallions?
>>28742262
Yes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qx7d_mH0F0s
>>28742262
for the last time, dad
they're all bisexual
>>28742272
she whinnies and nuzzles youthen she tries to open your pants with her extremely dextrous mouth
what would the world be like if ponies entered our reality?
>>28742332
GUARANTEED IT'D BE PEACE NOT GREEDWait, what?
>>28742332
Humans would kidnap them and try to dissect them and turn them into weapons somehow.
>>28742349
>How do we turn these marshmallows into weapons?
>>28742349
>>28742359
Weaponized cuteness most likely.
>>28742364
Weaponized sexual attractiveness
>>28742380
Best
Weapon
Ever
>>28742364
>>28742380
why do i want to stick my tongue and fingers in a marshmallow and then fuck that marshmallow
>>28742447
anyone have the other pics from this?
post weird but arousing porn
https://derpibooru.org/1255618
Mad Spirit Angry Marshmallow has invaded!
beb
post birbs
>>28742569
Your beb
>>28742569
Catbirbs > ponebirbs
horny single mares near you
>>28742614
How near?
I don't feel like getting dressed.
>>28742614
How do I order?
pony has become a boopslut
she'll do anything for another boop
on the first day
pony was granted a soul
and with it, clarity
On the second day pony ate all the snacks in the house.
if ponies were real what would you do
>>28742677
Iwtcird
>>28742677
Take pictures of them and post them on MLPG.
>>28742684
e-even the fillies?
"Fertilize me~"
>>28742689
why is chryssie so hot, sexy, and cute
>>28742689
I want to spray that pony with insecticide
>>28742694
She just is anon, she just is
>>28742689
Only if I get to be the changeling king.
>>28742700
>>28742729
why she so cute
>>28742736
Because apls
>>28742715
i love that size for fillies
>>28742760
Hah, hey everyone, this FAG loves fillies!
>>28742760
It's a good size. I can pretend my pillow is a filly or colt.
>>28742760
Same.
>>28742801
But the difference is that the pillow won't love you back.
>Today is Worldwide Howl at the Moon Night
awoo
>>28742824
You don't know that.
Fillies are
What would a "Welcome to Equestria" starter pack include?
>>28742826
awoo~
>>28742844
At least one of these, 1:1 ratio.
can't go to sleep
fillies might sneak into my bed and hug me
what should i do
>>28742837
fillies.
>>28742857
Get a colt and hug him.
>>28742857
Hug them first. Softly squish them until they're sated and exhausted.
>>28742844
some bits, hopefully
what's the exchange rate on bits?
or if you couldn't get any money, what is some quick labor you can do to earn some bits?
>>28742837
Highly sexually attractive
Would you marry a Derp?
Anyone need a code? i've been grabbing cards every day.
>>28742886
No.
Fillies seeketh flame.
>>28742870
excuse me, that's my filly waifu
only i am allowed to have lewd thoughts about her
stop thinking abouther dominating you, treating you like her pet human, showing you off to her friends at school, forcing you to service her sexually, making you eat her out while she ignores you, constantly teasing you by flashing her perfect little filly vag and ass at you until you're hard and dripping, edging you and then ruining your orgasm, making you take her shopping and do her homework and chores while you love every second of fillydom
...and i need to jack off again
>>28742826
>>28742849
fuck howling
>>28742899
>>28742896http://www.fimfiction.net/story/61684/1/how-to-handle-grownups/how-to-handle-grownups
enjoy
better have some tissues handy
Sweaty Belle.
>>28742870
>>28742896
Why does everyone suddenly wants to do DT?
>>28742914
>>28742896
Don't worry, my man.
I'm in love with her best friend, not DT.
But you can't stop me from having lewd toughts regarding the both of them.
>>28742914
All the fillies are HIGHLY doable.
But that one there is one exceptionally sex filly.
>>28742931i've always been more into scootaloo even from s1 i'd fuck there VA though
>>28742938
>there
>>28742936
Too bad that ruskie artist only likes to draw Dash these days.
>>28742946
>>28742015
she is perfection
>>28742946
Yes, dash and that OC.
I so miss when he would draw fillies.
>>28742966
>>28742971
That is my shirt stop eating it!
>>28742980
Make her!
Take her shirt off so she can't continue chewing it
How many layers of foals are you on?
>>28742980
Just bap her with a newspaper.
>>28743024
i'd say about tree fidy
>>28743024
Too many to count.
>>28743043
Comfy
>>28743111
I want to love the bugs.
>>28743111
I want to have my bugs back.
I can't fap to these new horrors
>>28743043
those poor poor fillies under anon's butt
>>28743145
give in to the gummy worms
>>28743145
Changelings sure do seem to like sitting on rooftops.
>>28743150
never
>>28743164
poor ling
>>28743164
That's terrible...But I'll never stop loving them.
>y-yo anon
>you got any more of them filly treats
>just need one more
>one more and i'll leave you alone
>i'll suck your dick
>>28743251
filly please, get a hold of yourself
I have one though
>>28743251
Filly, you need to get clean.
Would you fuck stoner horse?
>>28743292
Well
She IS a horse...
>>28743292
is horse pussy hot as fuck?
>>28743292
She's at the bottom of my list of horses I want to fuck but yeah I still would
>>28743292
Tree Hugger is gross.
>>28743292
I'm not sure if I should.still trying to find a job
>>28743290
>t-t-thanks anon
>you still want your dick sucked?
>>28743309
Horse body temperature is a few degrees hotter than humans, so probably
>>28743358
na, sit on my couch and be cute
>>28743319
How gross?
>>28743373
The costume was great. I love how her horn is hidden behind the bow.
>>28743379
well judging by her eyebrows, she clearly doesn't shave
>>28743292
Get off your high horse Anon.
>>28743373
>fully clothed pony
why is this so lewd
I'm starting to think there is a direct relation between ponyfag hillary supporters and the autism and disillusion that comes with being a furfag.
>>28743498
What?
>>28743498
I think you should keep those feelings to yourself
>>28743498
I'm starting to think there is a direct relation between a /pol/tard and trying to insert politics into everything
>>28743400
somehow "cute" just seems like an inadequate word for rarity
Bang bang the filly shot you down.
I know what this thread needs
Rainbow Dash!
>>28743507
>>28743502
disillusionment and the habit of withdrawing from the real world.
people who do that seem to be more likely to be bi-sexual and emotionally unstable which leads to them joining SJW groups by large to feel special and have the ability to blame it on others.
allot of them claim to be gay just so they can say "they don't like me because they hate gay people!"
>>28743516
Go back to /pol/
>>28743516
My nigga I have no idea what you're talking about
>>28743518
i'm from /co/ and /vg/ actually.
nice meme though.
>>28743525
Okay
But go back to /pol/
>>28743520
I have some pretty good weed right now.
Please stop asking to touch the ponies' hoof butts.
>>28743529I have some shit weed right now, but it's my day off and I want to relax. I also don't want to spend anymore money until payday.
>>28743551i was not even joking about what i said but since it's pony related not like i can talk about it other places without it becoming a "bash the ponyfags" thing
>>28743516
congratulations, you're gay now
>>28743557I really don't even know what you were talking about man.
I'm dumb and don't understand politics.
Let's just post cute ponies.
Filly is starting to think humans aren't real.
>>28743600
i'm all about that sweet orphan filly myself
Never trust a filly with a gun.
>>28743627
>give me a hug or else
why so beb, MLPG?
>>28743665
Fillies ate their face.
>>28743665
It's the middle of the day on a Wednesday.
>>28743665
It was like this last night, too.
It was lovely.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYLuITV0yjg
>>28743689
whoever made this shoulda kept the /SS/ factor instead of making them the same size.
your plushies come to life
what do
>>28743745
Have to replace my curio.
>>28743745
Cuddles
>>28743745
Lock the door.
>>28743745
I don't own any plushies.
>>28743745
The only plush I have is a Snoopy from when I was little.
I guess it'd be neat to chill with Joe Cool.
>>28743745
Tell it i'm sorry then say "well i can't just chunk you in the washer anymore eh?"
>>28743748
they've seen everything you've done in front of them, though
would they still want to cuddle?
>>28743745
My house is swarmed.
Your pet is suddenly able to talk
what do and what it say
>>28743865
I don't have a pet.
>>28743865
>more filly treats, please
Filly wants to go out with you on purge night.
>>28743905
The fuck, I'm not bulimic.
>>28743865
"Oi, dude, can we talk about the way you play? It's a bit rough."
>"SHUT UP AND FEED ME, SERVANT"
>>28743905
"Oh sweetie, there's no such thing. It's just a stupid movie."
>"Oh...even the one with the round spaceship with two engines?"
"..."
>"Anon?"
"...sadly yes."
I don't know why do I like posting cute fillies on MLPG so much.
>>28743956
you just do
>>28743956
Because fillies are cute.
>>28743833
>not turning your plushies around
>>28743987
>not making them watch as your jerk off to pictures of them
>>28743745
.. I still love her
if I were a filly could I still have a job or would I have to find an anon
>>28743996
You're probably more likely to get hired as a filly.
>>28743996
Fillies are already in the workforce, excuse you.
>>28744008
>>28744003
>"well this is a very impressive resume, but where did you go to school for your masters in filly things?"
>>28743989
You are under arrest
>>28743982
That's circular logic.I'll allow it.
>>28744022
well ponies enjoy circles so it works out
>>28744003
What kind of job is being a filly?
>>28744010
>>28744027
Like any job, except it's a filly.
>>28743689
>Speaking as a shrub, which I definitely am
You got me
>>28744027
>"No vacations, no maternity leave, people always telling you what to do, going to sleep BEFORE 10AM, and being forced to listen to adults acting stupid and pretending it's fun: IT'S A LIVING HELL"
What if apple filly?
>>28744039
But at least you know you're the cutest thing in the entire building.Unless there are more fillies.
>>28744069
Her co-worker is much more pleasant to deal with and way cuter and also doesn't mind if you pick her up.
>>28744069
>"The filly bubble exploded long ago. Now being a filly it's as rare as finding a cock addicted pegasus mare: every block has at least 100 of them."
>>28744080
Picking them up is demeaning.
Just let them rest on your lap while you work.
>>28744082
so just be the cutest
>>28743956
best fucking filly right here second best only to little league.
>>28744143
what is he reading?
Some Anon with a fillification ray went nuts in my office. It's fucking horrible I can't bring myself to fire these adorable assholes.
>>28744141
>"You can't 'just be the cutest', anon! The global filly market has completely changed the rules! Being a filly now is not a matter of being cute anymore, more like getting inside the economical momentum from the right side. Eastern filly market, with its less expensive manufacturing ways has shifted the balance in a way that it's not possible anymore, for a western filly, to thrive just by being the cutest. You have to offer different services and be constantly on the bleeding edge of new filly tendencies, or people may start think you're not a filly anymore. Not to mention internet, who opened the filly market to a bunch of amateurs who are literally lowering the minimum cuddle wage due to their chronical inexperience. And, most of all, the goverment isn't being lenient with long time fillies: they increased candy rates, set a new diet and completely cut sugar levels. Now, it's more easy to be a puppet of your own parents, than a real filly, I tell you."
>>28744149
>he
>>28744176
take off the tinfoil tiara
>>28744187
>"That's no tinfoil, anon. Try reading Clopman or Baumare. The market has failed us, not because we didn't defend it, but because we were hoisted by our own petard: we thought that a global market would have helped profits, and oh boy we were wrong. We went into it without preparation, thinking we would just have needed to tweak our way thru it a bit. But the truth is, for sad it may look, that the market changed, and that we changed with it. And not in a good way."
>>28744176
>fillies beam at being able to join the human work force
>it isn't long before they lose their pep while being berated by asshole customers & management
>too soon they're like all of us
>spending their breaks outside smoking cigarettes and staring at their phones
>>28744211
How many filly treats do I have to give her to sit quietly?
>>28744143
Little League's concept is neat. Her being your fan is adorable.And kind of lewd sometimes.
>>28744219
Just give her the bag and put a romance comedy on the TV.
>>28744219
>"Filly treats do nothing, anon. You can't stop the change, you can't go back to memories of green. All you can do is sit back and watch, while ponies ask you if you've become a grandma already. And then reply 'yes. Yes I have'. And smile, even tho you feel dead inside."
>>28744233
What kind of filly telenovelas does she like?
>>28744240
>filly telenovelas
>"Senor, I'm afraid Roselita...missed her nap time!"
>"MADRE DE DOS, YOU'RE LYING, SHE WOULD NEVER DO THAT!!"
>dramatic music intensifies
>>28744249
I would watch La Potrilla with my filly.
>>28744240
>>28744249
>"Don't bother me while my stories are on, Anonymous."
OK, GRANDMA.
>>28744282
>Pony Terra Nostra
>A telenovela about an italian pony family who migrated in Equestria
>now with 200% more stereotypes
>>28744300
>Spanish earth ponies grazing in the background
Meanwhile MILF pony wants you to rub her belly
>>28744228
little league is the most adorable shit ever.
>>28744313
I already got one of those, sorry.
>>28744328
>preferring a fanon pony over a canon one
>>28744320
Yes.
>>28744320
>>28744338
whoops
>>28744328
Tell you what, I'd agree if her tag wasn't filled in incest and foalcon.
Such a shame.
Autobellatio is a severe problem in the pony community.
>>28744348
how do your satyr daughters age so quickly
>>28744367autobooping
>>28744375
It's a glitch in their firmware.
>>28744352
She unf exists because of her son. That's kind of expected.
>>28744375
Time passes faster in Equestria.
>>28744393
Only* not unf. Goddamnit.
Fillies are too cute to be taken seriously.
>>28744433
you have to at least placate them when they get mad
Best milf right here.
https://derpibooru.org/1280185
>>28744404
I'd lovingly plow Celestia into her pillow.
>>28744446
Is
Is that supposed to be her uterus and ovaries
>>28744475
Yes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkZLl1CUT9s
>>28744488
How does ones ovaries prolapse?
>>28744338
>>28744348
>>28744375
that general is just a bunch of pussies who won't fuck the filly.
so they bullshit the age up.
i find it funny that we now have a pedo-general more or less now.
>>28744515
why did they stop?
>>28744515
anonfilly is trash
>>28744521
Who stop? the satyr people?
prbly ran out of content.
i mean it's not a shock when you have a full board that's pretty much nothing but lewd fanfic generals after a certain amount of time any topic/fetish will eventually dry up.
>>28744539
I meant in response to the picture
>>28744540
Well anon is now a girl pony.
so you know depends on the universe that comic is set up in but likely craves horse cock now.
>>28744521
Once it wasn't a felony it lost a lot of its appeal.
>>28744497
Magic, duh.
Celestia is -very- old and she's done just about everything there is to do. It takes some pretty crazy shit just to get her wet these days.
Why do you think she's been single for so long? It's just not worth the hassle anymore.
>>28744552
nah m8
Would this fandom be alive when this game come out?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5m6x02-7Pfc
Hasbro can't C&D because japan
Sweet jesus
>>28744613
want to die
>>28744574
neat
>>28744328
I wonder if she was intended to become like this
>>28744446
>filtered: grotesque
saved again
NOBBY HOW DARE YOU MAKE MY WAIFU CRY
GUNS OUT AT NOON
oh wait he's probably asleep or something
>>28744749
but nobby said sleep is for the gays
>>28744755
Yes, and?
>>28744758
I want to aweeg with Dash while Fluttershy watches
>>28744749
Lets beat him up together.
I can't believe we're gonna have to spend all the hiatus with the EqG shitopsters
I
>>28744781
But I was here the whole time
>>28744714
I'm glad I'm not alone.
>>28744849I blame dirtygardengirl
I just realized "Where the Apple Lies" is a reference to the phrase "The apple doesn't fall far from the tree"
>>28744910
>>28744910
>>28744910
Who delivers the most mail?