hi guys, sad anon here. i just cheated on my waifu with a 3d

>>28730492
Nope, you don't have to worry about anything anymore. The way to Equestria is now permanently barred, as well as the arcane ways of wizardry. You should get out there and start enjoying the normie life like you deserve.

>>28730492
You deserve to feel like shit for cheating on her you digusting faggot.

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>>28730492
Who is your waifu anon?

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>>28730504

b-but i don't like to be a normie, my home is here.

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>>28730492
As a wizard myself, I have no fucking idea. I've never felt attracted to 3d people. But "if you liked it, do it again, if you didn't like it, don't" seems like a good advice to me.

>>28730492
i have made a promise both to myself and my waifu that i well never even look at a 3dpd. and its not going to be broken. ever.

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>>28730523
the best poner
holy shit i feel sad for real

Feeling like cheating on your waifu is, indeed, the purest form of autism. It's literally all in your head, so just convince yourself that it wasn't cheating and you're good to go.

Not liking 3D cuddles and kisses? That's not autism. That's just preference.

>>28730532
it really is, thanks.

>>28730537
i normally try to be the nice guy on this board but if you feel bad you fucking deserve it
you arent worthy of her

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>>28730537
Great taste in pony, although I'm not sure what advice I can give since I've never been in a real relationship.

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>>28730548
yes, i probably deserve the good pain.
>>28730554
>I've never been in a real relationship.

never do my error, this shit really feels like being in a cage.

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They're not real
They never were real.
They're fictional characters voice acted by popular voice actors.

You will never see them, ever.
Not even in after life. They will not be there.

There is no Equestria.
Your waifu is not real and never was, she is just a product to sell toys to little girls.


The show will end in few years and then she will die, forever. You will never see her again. She wil never do anything new, the last scene of the latest episode will be her death, of every one.

The more you try to run away from this, the more the end will hurt you.


Open your eyes to the reality before it's too late. Hiding away from your problems, insecurities, depression loneliness, lack of love is not temporary. It will go away and it will hurt.

>>28730581
well from now on out, i recommend you ditch that 3d slut and just try to regain your waifus trust. slowly but surely.
if you succeed i promise youll feel so fucking good youll never even dream about cheating on her again.

i myself will always cherish and embrace the element of my beloved one, dashie. my loyalty to her shall never ever waver.

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>>28730586
Thanks good man.

Seriously now, I know she's not real, everyone on this board know that ponies aren't real right?.
My sadness derives from the fact that I'm slowly moving away from this board, from all of you guys, from all the fun, the stories, the feels, the generals and all the beautiful things you guys have to offer.

>inb4 calm the fuck down you just have a girlfriend

Yeah, I know, sorry for the faggotry, I just wanted to say that I'll never leave you glorious bastards.

>>28730605
The delusions never stop with bronies!

>>28730537
Anon, if she were real, she'd want you to make friends and to go out and have some fun. Keeping yourself secluded would only make her unhappy.

I know how you feel—trust me, I do—but maybe you should go out more and be yourself. It doesn't mean you love her any less and I'm sure she'd know that...

>>28731822
Fucking normies i swear some day....

>>28730492
Just because you put googly eyes on your hand it doesn't count.

>>28730492
You are actually the biggest faggot on this board. Leave now, normalfaggot.

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>>28730529
not anymore, also , you can't watch the show anymore

>>28730492
> now that you have no arcane ability, might as well keep going down this path

So if you don't get endorphins from kissing and cuddles, where do they come from?
What makes you feel good anon?
Try the other end. Have some agressive sex. Find you a submissive lil pain slut and take your agressions out on her.
>In a safe & consentual manner, of course.
If you don't like that, maybe try clubbing?
Bang out 100000000 one-nights and get a bunch of diseases.


Or you could watch MLP, alone in your room.

>>28734301
>or you could watch MLP, alone in your room

Seems fun

>this nornies

Holly shit how did you get on this place

>>28730492

>tfw i fuck prostitutes twice a week and imagine i'm fucking my pony waifu's winking pussy

>>28735243
Cute

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>>28734239
What if, I watch mlp with my gf?

>>28735370
You obviously lying, now get lost.

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>>28735388
Nope, she's not an horsefucker sadly, but enjoy the cancer from fb and tumblr. and season 6

>>28730664
>not taking her seriously at all, just because she doesn't exist, and only caring about fitting in with a terrible 4chan board
I shouldn't feel disappointed. I'm sure that's how most "waifufags" are, just obsessed with memes and following board culture to have belonging. I was just excited to see that maybe people take their love seriously, like the old days, but this reminds me that now even the people who seem to be talking about it seriously are probably just fucking around for laughs. It's sad.

>>28735492
> AH HABE A GF AND YOURE NOT!!1
Yeah, tell me more, i totally believe you, scumbag.

>>28735498
Because having fictional characters as genuine love interest is kind of unhealthy.

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>>28735498
Like I said, the waifu thing was just a bait/joke for waifufags. All I wanted to say Is that this normie situation is difficult to me, and I would like to ear other anon stories.

>>28735498
>he takes things seriously
TOP KEK. You have autism.

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>>28730492
>purest form of autism
No, that's being a lesbian fetishist.

>>28730586
You were doing good until the end. No amount of manipulation and accusing others of your crimes of having insecurities will save you from killing yourself. I know you thought about it and you're gonna do it one day. NOW LOOK AT MY SKELETONS BITCH

>>28730664
Wait, goddammit. You drank the Kool-Aid you fucking retard.

>that inb4

Holy SHIT, just chop off your balls and get Jamal to fuck your new girlfriend already. You're already going down the path of blaming yourself and becoming a Tumblrite.

I can only post one skeleton now.

>>28735498
I honestly don't know if you're serious or if you're baiting for cringey replies. Despite the previous replies, I think it's the latter. Either way, it'll make you happy to know that there are actual waifufags here. I know it because I'm one of them, and I love my waifu. It feels good to have a place like this where I can come and say that I truly love with all my heart a cartoon horse. I don't care if everyone else is pretending, I don't care if the other people think I'm just playing the same game as them, the only thing that matters to me is to express my love for her and I don't have many other chances to do it. If you're a waifufag, other people's attitudes shouldn't affect you, loving someone who doesn't exist is something unusual and you can't seriously expect that many people will do the same, just accept that for most people it's just a game. If you were just waiting for a reply like this, well, screencap it and show it to your girlfriend, I couldn't care less.